The second weekend of Summer dawns, and battle calls yet again.
>what the fuck is this?
Our favorite Mongolian Basket-Weaving Forum's homegrown AI vs AI soccer/football/divegrass league, where each board is represented by a team of its favorite memes. /k/ has had a team since the cup's founding in 2011 and has remained in continual operation since.
>where the fuck do I watch this?
https://pastebin.com/uNMvJSj2
>team wiki
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//k/
>status report?
Following a narrow loss to /cm/ in game 1, we are left with little room for error for our final two games. We now face up against /sp/, the presumed front runner of the group. They are a well-organized team, with one of the most agressive frontlines command has ever seen, and they have had a week to prepare for us.
Yet, /k/ has done remarkable things in dire situations. We will abandon neither our honor nor our hope in the face of peril.
>when the fuck are we playing?
Away vs /sp/ 1 AUG 1120 PST/1420 EST/1820 GMT
Home vs /c/ 3 AUG 1000 PST/1300 EST/1700 GMT

Obligatory Warning: /mlp/ won again last Winter, beware of quadrupedal referees.

>>64062415 (OP)
LETS GO KOMMANDOS
I don't use this shitty website anymore but I'm here to cheer the board on for the summer offensive

War faces on, boys; it's time to play.

glad to see big nigger getting playtime this year

>tfw filtered the thread

last bicycle kick was so good, wish it worked

Well, that happened

More like Operation Market Garden

>>64063042
That it did. We absolutely had their number on the offensive side, but PES wants its damned draws today. The good news is that we're going to be alive on final day, but from here the math gets very precarious. /c/-/cm/ is up next, and the best result for us is probably the 4th consecutive draw of the day. After that, we have /c/ on Sunday, so maybe we can keep the thread around until then.

>>64063076
>tis merely /c/

>>64063076
>and the best result for us is probably the 4th consecutive draw of the day
Classic PES

>>64063193
Fate throws us a bone. We will still need to defeat /c/ on Sunday to avoid relegation, but there are caveats to that. If /cm/ and /sp/ tie in their game, they will both be on 5 points and bypass us, but that will be on a different day on a different rigger's machine, so that's not as inevitable as it sounds right now.
Assuming that we pass both those hurdles, we will then have to resort to math autism to decide between us and the loser of /cm/-/sp/, which largely boils down to "the bigger the blowout, the better".

The game 3 math is out, for those who want it.

One bump, just to be sure we make it through the night.

And a bump for the end of Saturday's games. 17 hours to kickoff, sleep tight boys.

Quick bump before bed.

>/mlp/ out
Oh thank god

>>64069415
Still have to deal with their refs, but a lot of managers felt a hell of a weight off their shoulders yesterday. And with this being the last cup on PES 17 until we cycle back to it eventually, the reign of terror may finally be at an end.

As for us, I think we're about as ready as we're going to get. Our backs may be to the wall, but Autumn was built on games like this, and the team is well-accustomed to them. I'll see all you faggots in nine hours.

>>64070571
>nine
seven. Fuck, I gotta go lie down

About half an hour now, plus opening ceremony and any delay for mulp to be late with it AGAIN

>>64071566
>any delay
Surely it won't be late three days in a row. Surely.

Time to get his win.

remove MONKE

That was so stupid I'm not even that mad

FUCKING Z TEAM

FUCKING ZERGFACE WOOOO

Both hall of fame and hall of shame in the first half, nice

Dammit Deagle

Who put mercury in the MREs?

Did we fuck up the script?

Well, fuck /c/ I guess. What the fuck happened there?

Is this the quickdraw competition?

>double suicide

That 90+ goal

>>64071897
High-spaghetti game, and that's the environment "merely /c/" shenanigans thrive in. Note that all 4 goals scored that game were absolute horseshit. I'm sorry for it to end like this, but I will take my cold comfort that we got that kamikaze strike in. /k/ will make an appearance at the Garbage Day race to the bottom next Friday, if that pleases you. Furthermore, we will be back before too long for the Autumn '25 Babby, returning to PES 2015.

As always, it has been an honor to lead this team, and I beg your indulgence that we did not meet the heights we had dreamed of this cup. Finally, I ask your input about the roster. We seemed pretty content with the squad composition going into Summer, and so we skipped the roster poll. Is that something we now need to get done before going into Autumn?

>>64071945
Nothing you could have done when PES decides PES is going to happen. That /sp/ match was a technical masterclass. Roster looks good unless something funny happens between now and autumn.

Who we rooting for? For me it's either /sp/ or /his/

>>64071945
Yeah the last minute fuck you goal was worth it. I'll have to catch the replay next week. As for the roster I have no idea.

>>64072033
I think my rigbux are on /pw/, there's a notable pattern of the team that had a player die winning. As much as I'm loath to have them win anything while they retain the fraud star, /sp/ knows what the fuck they're doing and it may finally be coming home this time. Then I'd also be happy with /his/ for board relations and /tg/ for personal interest.

>>64071945
Why doesn't our team have any generals? They don't all belong to /his/

>>64072264
Looking over the records, /k/ has actually never fielded a General. The closest we've gotten is SGM Vining. Or maybe Priggy if you count him. Consider the floor open.

>>64072264

>>64072317
I'm all for Freuding but we need a Germanon to get his titles right

For anyone who missed it, what is likely to be /f/'s final game ever is underway. Come say goodbye with us.

>>64072776
The last dance
The final summer

>>64072776
I never cared for the /f/uckers, be they the keepers of 4chan culture or not

And have a shitpost to play us out. See you in a couple months, boys.
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