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Any recommendations on /k/ approved westerns?

I love old school gun nerd shit that isn't fuddlore or myth. Accurate technical discussions and scenes in movies on firearms of the time, seems to be a rarity in films but it does occur. I found an archive of some kind of gun newspaper/magazine from the late 1800s a few years ago that had lots of 1800s /k/ talk that wasn't just a exaggerated shakespearean sales pitch like most gun literature from the time. For the life of me I can't remember what it was called. Fascinating stuff learning about gun nerdery of the late 1800s

>>64079196 (OP)
Unforgiven is pretty good, and one that doesn't come up too often is Tall Tale. It's a kids movie, but whoever was the armorer for that movie was a firearms nerd and included the C96 Mauser and Merwin & Hulbert revolvers.

>>64079196 (OP)
If you want a gritty, realistic depiction of living in the west, "Unforgiven" is peak. If you like action and drama, then "Tombstone" is peak. If you've already seen the two best Western films ever made, then there are a few other ones you could enjoy:
The good, the bad, and the ugly
Open Range
True Grit (both versions are fun)
Rango (if you like kid's movies)

>>64079196 (OP)
Appaloosa is a good one, with much more realistic and believable gun choices and shooting.

Man with no name trilogy
Django (the 60s version)
The Wild Bunch
High Plains Drifter
Bone Tomahawk
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Once Upon a Time in the West
The Quick and the Dead (campy but fun)
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
The Outlaw Josey Wales

For me, it's westerns filmed in Sedona and Kanab. Oc.

Bone Tomahawk

>>64080280
>bone tomahawk
dogshit

>>64079196 (OP)
Lonesome Dove.

>>64080280
>High Plains Drifter

>>64080618
“Muh sensitive portrayal of native people” faggot detected

>>64079196 (OP)
The Proposition. Best Western ever made.
>I will civilize this place

>>64079196 (OP)
Unironically, Cowboys & Aliens

>>64079196 (OP)
True Grit

Best modern Western ever

>>64079319
I much prefer the Jeff Bridges one

>>64080846
NTA but, Imagine paying such little attention to the movie that you never realize an integral plot point: they weren't natives; they were troglodytes (mountain people that had spent so much time away from civilization that they lost their humanity). They'd kidnap white women and rape them.

As for why the movie sucks, it has an unbearably slow pacing (3% of the movie is action, and most of it was when the troglodytes split their male hostage in half) only to reach the end, and there's no payoff; we didn't even see the injured sheriff finish off the troglodyte reinforcements. In addition, all the characters are shallow and their backstories plain; the only character I liked was the racist guy who was proud of hunting down natives in his youth.

what was the one with the mexican army and a machine gun

>>64080846
They made up a hillbilly caveman tribe because they were too cowardly to depict real indians killing and torturing people.

>>64080280
>Once Upon a Time in the West
A spectacular movie PLUS the incomparable Claudia Cardinale.

>ctrl+F "Hang Em High"
>0 results
every time, sadly

>>64081534
Django

>>64081534
The Wild Bunch.

>westerns

I like the Sartana series and Sabata trilogy. Lee Van Cleef also did one with Lo Lieh (of Shaw Brothers fame) called the Gunfighter & the Stranger.

>>64083390
it was ok. i expected it to be some 10/10 movie but it was more like a 6-7/10 personally.

>>64079196 (OP)
The Italians nailed it (mind you that European cinema has always been more serious than Hollywood slop). Watch out for their western comedies though.
I enjoyed Hostiles recently.

>>64079196 (OP)
Johnny Guitar and Lonely Are the Brave are great but not heavy on gun nerd shit. That said, I would definitely recommend you watch Jeremiah Johnson. It'll make you want to get some muzzleloaders, especially a 50 cal Hawken rifle.
>>64080646
Great miniseries, made me afraid of being on a river as a kid.
>>64083390
Based, my favorite film ever
>>64083455
Hang Em High is a classic, wish it got more love

>>64081530
>"that...was an ugly boast"

>>64079196 (OP)
Old Henry
>>64079513
Also this

>>64080280
>>64080618
I think it really depends on what you define as a western. Bone Tomahawk is a horror movie set in the West, but I would not call it a western. Is a western any movie set west of St Louis? Or does it have to about specific themes?

I love Wind River but I would disagree that it is a neo western, the plot isn't such that it could be set in other locations without really changing much.

Conversely, Outland IS a Western. I mean it's a remake of High Noon yeah, but it deals with themes specific to Western stories about law and justice and whether people follow the law because they earnestly believe in it or simply because the risk of punishment from those above them deters them?

Assault on Precient 13 is also a Western because of this IMO. Same for Zulu, where you could swap the Brits for US Cavalry and the Zulus for the Commanche.

To add my own, if you can find a 70mm screening of the director's cut of Heaven's Gate, yeah, it really is that fucking good.

Also check out Osterns, Soviet Western movies. White sun of the Desert unironically a really fun movie.

>>64083848
>Johnny Guitar
>>64080289
>filmed in Sedona
Literally, blasting the red rocks with dynamite.

>>64087880
>Johnny Guitar
Come to think of it, there is a street named after this movie. Likely near, 'Last Wagon' and 'Flaming Arrow'.

>>64087891
>there is a street

Outlaw josey wales my nigga

>Give Doc the shotgun. They'll be less apt to get nervy if he's on the street howitzer.

Tombstone is absolute kino.

>>64079196 (OP)
pale rider is one of my favorites because its possibly the only movie i ve ever found that shows how a hydraulic gold mine operates.

>>64079513
this

>>64088257
>"Hell, I got lots of guns."
>mfw

>>64088257
>give the alcoholic dead man walking who's a known vicious killer the gun that will put down a horse
excellent tactical acumen

>>64087891
The Verde Valley/Sedona/Oak Canyon/Flagstaff area is so small but has such a hugely diverse amount of landscape features. Honestly the drive from Phoenix to Flagstaff on the 17, once you get past Sunset Crater and the 69 as far as traffic goes, is pound for pound one of the best scenic routes you can do in 2 hours.

Pro tip, leave Flagstaff early before dawn, head south on the 17 right to the edge of the elevation where the emergency truck egress/scenic overview is. Stop, pull out a chair, and watch the sun rise over the mountains.

I cant find any photo online that does it justice, sadly. Try and do it on a cold crisp fall or winter morning, then head back into Flagstaff and grab breakfast at Maci's.

>>64079196 (OP)
Sister's Brothers. Tactical reloading cylinders on Colt Walkers.

>>64088726
>possibly the only movie i ve ever found that shows how a hydraulic gold mine operates
Agreed.>>64088941
>Maci's
Sounds great.

>>64079196 (OP)
Broken Trail has a couple of good gunfights even if it's really more of a character piece

>>64079196 (OP)
1883 is nice I'd say, shows how shitty life was back then.

how as nobody mentioned Quigley Down Under yet?

>>64089963
>southern hemisphere
>western
It squeaks in. The coustume design and armorer are the unsung heros in that movie.

Speaking.of.armorers;
Has anyone watched 'Rust'?

>>64079196 (OP)
You want reality? there were a *lot* of NDs.

>Denver, April 26: Mrs. M. V. Sides, a young wife and mother, living at Bijou Basin, while dressing her baby yesterday afternoon asked a visiting friend, Edward Mackey, for his pocketknife. Mackey unbuckled his cartridge belt to get at his pocket when a forty five Colt's revolver dropped onto the floor and exploded, the ball crushing through a chair, the woman's right arm and into her heart, killing her instantly.
>The Las Vegas Daily Gazette, April 27 1886

>J.L. Houston, a teamster, while on his way to Socorro on Tuesday with his team observed his blankets sliding off his seat. In an effort to replace them his 45 Colts revolver dropped into the bottom of the wagon, and discharging shot him through the right arm close to his shoulder...
>The Socorro Chieftain, June 5 1884

>F.B. Hart, formerly operator at the Garison house in this city, but for some time in charge of the office at Gibson was brought to the hospital last night suffering from a severe wound caused by an accidental pistol shot. Hart had been out hunting on the river, and when he returned was in the act of laying aside his arms when a Colt's revolver dropped from his belt to the floor, the concussion causing it to be discharged, the ball, a 44 calibre, entered his right leg above the ankle joint, ranging upward breaking both bones, coming out the inside of the calf of the leg near the knee....
>The Sedalia Weekly Bazoo, April 14 1885

>E. Reyberg, an oyster digger, was accidentally killed at Point Roberts the other day. He was handling a 45-caliber Colt's revolver and dropped it, the weapon being discharged.
>Washington Standard Aug. 15 1902

>Yesterday, at noon, a miner named Penbrook, while walking along Granite street, accidentally dropped a Colt's revolver, which he was carrying in his hand, to the sidewalk, the weapon being accidentally discharged...
>Weekly Arizona Journal-miner Sept 26 1906

>>64090359
>>Friday night Ed Dolsen shot and killed Jessie Walton in a bagnio at Pendleton. Dolsen [...] was slightly intoxicated and was flourishing a big Colt's revolver in a reckless manner and dropped it on the floor. Witnesses said it was discharged when it struck the floor, the ball striking the girl in the mouth and passing out the top of her head killing her instantly...
>The Kootenai Herald August 19 1893

>While out trapping on Red river, below Garland City, on Tuesday of last week, Mr. Sam Arnot dropped his large Colt's revolver (44 calibre) from belt, jar discharging it, and ball passed entirely through his body near the left nipple. He was stooping over, doing something in camp, at the time the accident occurred...
>Nevada County Picayune Nov. 20, 1890

>A. Reed, well known in and about Titusville, met with a severe accident after returning from the circus Saturday evening. He had just reached home, and while leaning over a window sill, a Colt's revolver of 44 caliber dropped from his coat pocket and was discharged. The ball entered the back of the ankle and plowed its way upward and forward, shattered both bones in the leg, and came out the front where its force was spent and it dropped to the floor...
>The Morning News Savannah Ga. January 12 1899

>...Laughlin, who is a camp tender for the sheepmen ranging stock in the Blue mountains, with two companions, descended into a deep canyon during the search Wednesday, and while stooping over for a drink, his Colts revolver dropped from his belt to the ground. The hammer struck a rock, exploding the cartridge. The bullet entered just below the heart, passed through the lungs, and out at the back below the shoulder.
>The Athena press, July 20 1906

>>64088257
I always wonder how much he practiced this scene whenever I see it.

>>64083455
>Nigga nigga nigga power fantasy

>>64079196 (OP)
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly is the greatest Western ever made

>>64088257
My only issues with the scenes are Ike coming back to shoot at them (Which almost certainly did not happen) , Frank McLaury not trying to get his Winchester 1873 from his Horse and failing until he wandered into the street and all the scenes where they are shooting more than six times , or so it seems since they might be the same shot from multiple angles .And I loved that they find a way to fuse multiple accounts , like Holliday and Morgan Earp both shooting Frank and killing him .

Overall , it is the most accurate retelling of the Fremont Street shooting and of the Earp-Cowboy rivalry (Though that is not saying much , considering the competition) .

>>64090359
>>64090365

This is what happens when Alcoholics and retards carry Single Actions and let the hammer rest on a live round , not using the Safety Notch .

>>64091049
>>64088257
>>64088857
Why Kilmer is always sweating like a fucking pig in this one? So distracting.

I tell my gf
>I want some trim
Then I slap her as and yell yeehaw!

>>64091227
He has an ill look, or is that too LotR?

>>64091227
His character was dying of Tuberculosis all through out the film and it is hot in that area .

>>64091241
It's not LotR enough; "ill" is an Old English contraction of "evil", when Tolkien said so and so has an ill look, he meant evil
"Sick" is the more correct LotR word

>>64079196 (OP)
As mentioned, not only is it rhe best western but its also probably one of the best movies ever made.

Once Upon a Time in the West.

Other good ones have been mentioned. Didnt see Old Henry mentioned but you should watch that one. All the classics are worth watching. Dollars trilogy is great. No one said it since its your OP pic but 310 to Yuma is worth the watch aswell.

>>64083848
>Jeremiah Johnson
Fantastic movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFsT39Fz6xc

>>64091049
I don't know where I saw it, but there was commentary or an article that said he practiced a ton. From the spins to the quick draw on Frank Stallone, he put in the time to do it well.

>>64092474
I saw this gay piece of shit trannimey. I actually enjoyed it

>>64092451
he always does
he's a legit method actor
not like the pretentious ones

>>64083390
It's true that Claudia is a patricians choice.
Only old timey female I liked better was Olivia deHavilland

What is the best weapon for self-defense?

>>64091669
>>Jeremiah Johnson
The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean. Screenplay also by John Milius.

>great supporting cast
>absolutely determined unto death vigilante tail after the system fails a man in his lawsuit against a corrupt land baron boomer
>Side plot is statehood hanging in the background the machinations of the Territorial Governor

>>64079196 (OP)
A lot of people mention the good the bad and the ugly, but A Fistful of Dollars and For a Few Dollars More are also pretty damn good. Gian Maria Volonté plays an excellent villain in both of them.

>>64092474
Rewatched recently and was surprised how long it took to get good. The first fifteen episodes mostly feel like filler.

Eddington is good

>>64093058
I personally think Few Dollars More is the best of the three, though not by a huge margin; my reasoning is that Clint's performances are fairly even throughout, but Volonte and Van Cleef are both at their best in it

>>64092499
What does Guy Pearce have anything to do with that... Oh..

>>64093367
>what
>anything
I need to sleep more

>>64092758
hate movies like this, they just make me angry af

>>64093074
>waiting 15 e for payoff
Get a hobby.

>>64091164
The safety notch was shit, and people knew it even back in the day. Boomers think this is some kind of modern meme but that's because they're too stupid to do actual research.

>>64092474
>>64093074
Trigun is good but it honestly does have a pacing problem. The main problem IMHO is the second half moves much too fast, with many of the important characters--specifically members of the Gung-Ho Guns--having hardly any backstory or screentime.

>>64093058
>>64093108
TGTBATU is a monumental epic, I won't deny that. It almost feels like a medieval questing movie like the search for the Holy Grail. The characters seem more like representations of sins or virtues or angels or devils. The graveyard itself almost seems to be this fabled mythical location, no one around them but the crows cawing, like some ancient temple to the Gods. The last 10 minutes of that movie more than anything else take it from "damn this is a really good western" to "this is one of the best fucking things of all time."

But Volonte in A Few Dollars More is such a stronger villain and maybe the best 'villain' in anything that isn't Unforgiven. He's someone sadistic and evil but also seems fully self aware of how damned he is and it leaves him in this state of being haunted over his decisions. In the climax even before [redacted] shows up, that look he gives van Cleef is so nuanced and tortured. You almost feel sorry for him, not necessarily in that moment, but more that it seems like he could have been better. I think it's better than Heath Leger's Joker only in that the cynicism and nihilistic veneer has enough cracks that you see what sort of a person would pretend to be like that underneath and it is haunting.
>tl;dr NOW we start

>>64095203
>The graveyard itself almost seems to be this fabled mythical location

>>64093074
>>64095053
I talked about it last time but I unironically think 90s Trigun is a great pairing with High Noon. I know Stampede is more manga accurate and not bad, but embodies much more of anime tropey stuff in general. The first half of the 90s series isnt really as narrative focused or serious as the 2nd half, but I think it is just as important for establishing Vash's morality and approach to conflicts.

If you view Vash and Knives not just as archetypes of white hat/black hat cowboys but as weapons themselves, there is a good, simple, theme of the 90s adaptation I love. Vash is the best example of the Superman archetype IMO because it does take the time to establish his own worldview and then actually shows you what the cost of it is. He can't save everyone and even his best-case scenarios do have casualties. But when pushed to violating his own code, you also see the toll it takes on him physically and mentally. It also deals with justice and redemption and whatnot like High Noon, but in an equal and opposite way. Vash isn't asking people to stand with him like Gary Cooper and fight, it is the opposite. But both implicitly and explicitly shame the bystanders for not doing more to make the world a better place. In the end, Gary Cooper walks away and drops his badge. But in the end of 90s Trigun, he not only doesn't kill the person responsible for literally everything, but he carries him back in his arms because he fully believes anyone can be redeemed and given a chance to do good. In a very weird way this space western about plant people who can turn their arms into guns has one of the most strongly "Christian" messages about optimism and trying to see the best even in your worst enemy. It outright says doing so won't just be hard but it will be far harder than taking shortcuts and compromising your own morality which leads you down an ends-justify-the-means path. But it is still worth doing.

>>64092499
anime website

>>64095254
>one of the most strongly "Christian" messages about optimism and trying to see the best even in your worst enemy.
It's really ironic how quite a lot of Anime does that so competently despite so little of the Japanese population being Christian.

>>64081290
>I prefer the (Steinfeld) one
They cast an african philipino jewess, to pretend to be a native american girl. Replacing the qt redhead tomboy of the 69 (heheh) film;
Shits a total write-off.

>>64079280
>>64079319
Unforgiven is some pussy, sobbing, woman shit.
I don't see how anyone with a healthy T-level could recommend it.

>>64095379
Ethnic Asian here, I can explain that

It's because we really admire Christianity and missions to the Orient did a lot of charity work
In contrast, Buddhism and Shintoism has never had much of a charity aspect as an organisation. (This is changing now as their religious organisations copy the Christian model). They preached charity but never did it themselves, and therefore were seen as imposing a service and rules rather than practising what they preached, literally
That's also why you see a lot of nuns and stuff in HK dramas and movies. Anime and film-makers are well aware that they signal morality and charity to the viewer.

Frankly, the rate the Anglo nations are going, I think the last true bastions of Christianity are in the East

However,
>>64095254
In the particular case of this anime it might simply be the classic Japanese "you don't defeat the enemy by killing him, but by helping him" trope which goes all the way back to at least the Edo period.

>>64095442
That makes sense. One thing I find interesting relative to comics or even how they view politics/racism/nationalism is that religion is almost given respect. Even when it is the bad guys or a sham. You can have a stark raving trump expy or super african man with giant lips but if they pray or go to a temple, there won't be any jokes about faith itself. Reminds me of Royal Space Force. I know people in the west hate a specific scene and it isn't the best, sure, but a lot of that is specific to Japanese culture and how even now women apologize for being victims sometimes. Also Tokyo Godfathers, a movie I am not ashamed to admit makes me cry every time I watch it (the stuff where the daughter realizes her dad literally just wants to make sure she is safe + the dad doing everything he can to find her), has a really nuanced and well rounded depiction of the tenets of western religion in it. Meanwhile the Garth Ennis and Alan Moore types seem to outright mock religion itself with very few positive portrayals in western media.

>>64095614
Virtually all Western media is liberal and liberals hate Christianity. It's their very raison d'etre: liberalism is essentially politicised and practical Crowleyist Wicca - "anything shall be permissible if it does no harm" [harm being defined by ourselves]

Leaving that aside however
>Even when it is the bad guys or a sham. You can have a stark raving trump expy or super african man with giant lips but if they pray or go to a temple, there won't be any jokes about faith itself
The inherent respect for any kind of faith is much higher in the East, except in Commie China for obvious reasons.
Other than that, they WILL call out hypocrisy in a villain, but the trope is often used as "heart of gold" or "redeeming factor". For a villian to really disrespect the gods is often used as a "kick the dog" or "tempting fate" moment.

>>64095683
I thought China, Mao/post mao doctrinal shift aside, was more libertarian wrt religion. Not in a government is hands off way but like "YOU can be individually spiritual and devout in your own private life all you want, but don't try to get anyone else into your religion, dont organize beyond basement gatherings, and NEVER do anything publicly. But I suppose like CHristianity during the isolation period in Japan, it was "if it can't spread in the open, it will never get big enough to challenge us."

>>64095442
Thanks for explaining that anon. Now that I think about it, you have a very valid point. I can think of a ton of anime that have Buddhist or Shinto characters and themes, and while they often they often portray religious characters as opponents to demonic/evil forces, and they even sometimes sacrifice themselves for others, they don't really ever show any kind of charitable angle.

>>64080593
Underrated post

>>64095442
>"you don't defeat the enemy by killing him, but by helping him"
Anime often combines the two.
As another example, Galaxy Fraulein Yuna. The majority of the plot of the games/shows follow that trope hard. The main character's list of powerful allies is huge, and they were all (but one) former enemies that were subsequently befriended. But then at the same time they stick obvious crucifixion imagery in there, the MC is simultaneously incredibly powerful yet desperately wants to avoid killing, etc. The interesting twist that's different from Vash is that here we see what happens when the Christ character gets pushed a bit far and doesn't have to fight, but snaps, delivering swift and brutal justice. Though we do see it with Wolfwood.

>>64091227
>Dying of TB
>Southwestern Desert
>Constantly drunk
It's a mystery.

>>64079196 (OP)
The Searchers should be watched at least once

>>64095769
>they don't really ever show any kind of charitable angle
It's not as directly inherent as in Christianity. Buddhism said "do no harm to any living creature", but Jesus said "help the poor". See the difference? One is passive, the other is active.

>>64095753
>I thought China, Mao/post mao doctrinal shift aside, was more libertarian
No, there's a lot of persecution against Christianity in China, more than against Buddhism or traditional Chinese folk religion, because once again, active vs passive. Christians are called to spread the Word; Buddhists are called only to obey and meditate. Commie China can accept the latter but the former is a potential cultural and political threat and must be suppressed.

This is because religion might be used against the authorities. Every government faces the question of "what about religion?" Christianity prescribes a more active lifestyle than Buddhism, and these activities are anti-State, because Buddhism teaches that everyone does their own thing and gets their own karma in the end, but Christianity lays out a model of governance. When religious values and state actions conflict, a Buddhist is more likely to think, "eh, he'll get his karma, I don't have to worry, I'll just sort myself out". Whereas a Christian is more likely to balk, condemn such actions, and seek to deter them. Obviously for a Communist totalitarian regime like China, the former is less of a threat, yeah?

>>64095441
>he doesn't want a 'free one' from a cut up whore
Fuckin' city folk.

>>64081530
>it has an unbearably slow pacing
filtered

>>64080280
>>64080670
>High Plains Drifter
This.
CE's best western, ever still unsurpassed

>>64086756
>really depends on what you define as a western
This.

Jodorowsky's El Topo

>>64079196 (OP)
>Any recommendations on /k/ approved westerns?
duck you sucker is onn of my favorite films, the Irish accent is terrible and cheesy, the first half is good but the second half of the film is peak sergio leone and tragic, it is an epic western
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EccOlGxfwJI

>>64083390
>Claudia Cardinale
>>64092662
>Olivia deHavilland
>>64095823
>Natalie Wood and Vera Miles

Why don't they make women like this anymore?

>>64097128
>Duck you sucker is onn of my favorite films

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd3JrFXLrA0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXo9Al2dUSU

The wild bunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKH6zLuHTAA
The outlaw Josey Wales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wryOtoOk6Pc
Once Apon a Time in the west
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyuwBW9lNa8
Unforgiven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXXIwBt4zHQ
Butch Casisy and the Sundance kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdJW2UxvSFQ
Little Bigman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K4l5ZZe4-k
dances with wolves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi-g-Li3zbM
the magnificent seven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlXBaP7l5n4

high planes drifter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek9CwmjisLE

Then the Trilogy from Clint and Leone the two most /k/ are probably a fist full of dynamite/duck you sucker and the wild bunch although the most /k. character has be be Lee Van Cleefs Col. Douglas Mortimer in a few dollars more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m1MjKd2C9E

>>64097200
Oh and Jerimah Johnson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZQdYvVXaug

>>64079280
>>64079319
>>64096806
>>64097200
>Unforgiven
Haven't finished it but I liked the Jap samurai remake
Ken Watanabe is the main guy and the girl from Deadpool plays the cut-up whore

>>64080670
>>64097098
Certainly ranks up there in the based department.
>Casually rapes a woman for bumping into him.
>She gets portrayed as an irrational bitch and he remains the mysterious hero.
They dont make em' like they used to.

>>64088726
>pale rider
Worth the mention for this scene alone;
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tflb1Tew2-w
[spoiler obviously]

>>64097779
>based department
Quite.

Happens twice iirc. And it's implied that they deserved it, AND they eventually liked it.

>>64079319
>realistic depiction of living in the west
tombstone is based off of direct historical record, anon. wyatt earp actually did walk out of a hail of gunfire unscathed.

>>64097128
I hate CGI explosions so much. Modern tripe doesn't even use blanks anymore. As much I I love Sergio, I have 3 discs, he missed the mark with 'John, John'. Hate it.

>>64097137
Though not in any westerns, I have to add Joan Fontain here.

>>64097137
>>64098082
I've always preferred Myrna Loy myself.

>>64098123
>Myrna Loy
>married 4x
>divorced 4x
>democrat
Have her.

>>64098082
For some reason krauts make the best bongs
It's Dana Wynter for me

Did Hepburn ever make a Western?

>>64079196 (OP)
The Long Riders. If only because of the variety of revolvers present instead of showcasing the SAA exclusively as most wrsterns do.

>>64097779
Thats his wife irl. She gets raped/violently raped/almost gangraped in his movies. Perfectly normal.

>>64098291
No it's not
He rapes two women in that movie and neither actress is his wife

>>64098312
One of them married.

[spoiler]he basically cucks the husband on his face and later kills him. Just in case there were any doubts about the grey morality nature of the film[/spoiler]

Take the Mauser-pill, anons.
Watch The Great Silence.

>>64097880
>tombstone is based off of direct historical record, anon.
>is based off of
Correct. It was still dramatized, though. As most movies "based off real events" are. Out of the 5 movies that were based off the O.K Corral shootout (that I know of, there might be more that I don't know of), Tombstone is simply the most popular because it explores the event from multiple perspectives, while the other movies focus on one main character.

>>64098258
>because of the variety of revolvers present instead of showcasing the SAA exclusively as most wrsterns do.
Based, that is one of my biggest gripes with movies set in this era.

>>64098203
>Did Hepburn ever make a Western?
Yeh here you go, fren.
>>64098738
Eastwoods "Joe Kidd" is another, that features a stocked mauser pistol.

>>64081268
Cowboys and Niggers

>>64099238
pic for reference;

>>64098957
Fred Williamson
>yeah man! This title will sell tickets!
I love blaxplotation flicks.

>>64098312
>neither actress is his wife
Thank you. He was married to that scrawny shrew for the longest time. Watch her is the old Night Gallery where she plays herself as a total bitch, just like in 'Bronco Billy' and 'The Gauntlet'. What a cunt.

>>64099473
I liked her is Josey Wales, because she played a mute and i got to see her boobies.

>>64099473
Don't you even dare to talk shit about my Sondra Locke.

>>64097880
Do some actual research on Wyatt anon. The source for most of his stories is himself. He was almost as much an outlaw gang leader as the cowboys. Enjoy Tombstone since it is a great movie and story, but it is as fictional as Harry Potter.

>>64098957
Good brawls and an awesome theme song.

>>64099573
>He was almost as much an outlaw gang leader as the cowboys.
Seems to be a common theme of that era. The law enforcers of today were outlaws yesterday and viceversa.

>>64099537
Tit shots can excuse a lot. But hers are pretty mundane as tits go.
>>64099562
So tell-all somewhere exposed her obsession with daddy talk for Clint during sex. And hes surreptitiously paying the studio fee to keep her on contract as an actress when nobody would hire her for her inate bitch skills. Then even more funny, her outrage after finding out she was unhirable and he had been paying the studio to keep her on. TOTAL ungrateful cunt face. Hah, zero acting skills, scrawny, used up hag! Name one movie she's been in ithout him?
>inb4 imbd cheat

>>64099639
>obsession with daddy talk during sex
>5 feet 3
understandably
so would i, desu

>>64080618
>Bone Tomohawk
>Starrin Kurt Russel
I like it when i look up an actor that i think is kinda cool, and they turn out to not be entirely homosexual. (picrel)
That said, i am watching the movie now and it does kinda reek of modern faggotry. I nearly opted out as soon as the woman opened her mouth and started talking.

>>64098312
OK. My bad. So that blonde chick was just his whore, not his wife? Got it. I don't pay much attention to that shit. I remember her being raped in multiple movies he made. Fitting.

>>64099958
A lot of actors especially men just shut up and say what the PR guy tells them to say. Denzel is the only one to actually speak out about Hollywood's obsession with woke propaganda, and then only because he himself has the nigger pass. And even then he doesn't say much.

>>64100133
Remember that interview with Denzel Washington and Mel Gibson agreeing on a lot of things and the kike beside them getting so upset when Denzel said that "being in entertainment is a privilege, not a burden."

>>64100836
They should be in a movie together.
Mel Gibson can play Jesus.
And Denzel can play as that black guy.
That would be based.

>>64090359
>>64090365
is this the ND copypasta of the late 1800s

>>64099958
>picrel)
Compare that to the Patrick.Swazye (who I love, but never did a western) "International.Airport" north of Prescott, AZ Love Field, where he lnded on a public road, clipped a sign post with a wind and disappeared for 3 day. Ostensibly, to detox/purge his system.
Niether Road House or Steel Dawn were westerns. Though, Steel Dawn could be argued to be in "the west", in the same way Red Dawn was "in the west" (filmed in Las Vegas, New Mexico).

>>64100001
>I remember her being raped in multiple movies he made.
When you are the writer/director, recurring themes will eventually abound.

>>64100859
>Mel Gibson can play Jesus.
>And Denzel can play as that black guy.
Mel can't sing. Speakers up: https://youtu.be/qV9C6Am8xzk?si=jUem8MMIuUOfN8PX

>>64097137
>>>64083390
>>Claudia Cardinale
>>>64092662
>>Olivia deHavilland
>>>64095823
>>Natalie Wood and Vera Miles
>Why don't they make women like this anymore?

They do. It's just that the people who run Hollywood NEVER promote any female who is White who has not had a sex scene with a non-White.
THAT'S how much they hate.
And it's all on them.

>selma blair as a soiled dove in a western
When?

>>64101295
She was so hot in Hellboy

>>64083926
> Not a boast... but a fact

>>64099573
>He was almost as much an outlaw gang leader as the cowboys.
It checks out when you realize that the gaberment is just the strongest gang in a territory.

>>64079196 (OP)
Two mules for sister Sara is an under-appreciated Clint's gem; and Shirley Mc Lane is THE actress.

>>64101853
The twist ruins it for me.
First half was great tho.
captcha; YG0D Y

>>64101766
She would have been so much better in Breakfast Club than Allie Sheedy. Think about it...

>>64102025
Selma Blair is just normal. Liz is actually a basic bitch though they make her out to be depressed and shit; she's actually perfectly normal and relatively well-adjusted
(The 00s had no idea how fucked up really looks like)
Allie Sheedy's BC character WAS weird

The two aren't quite the same
Particularly since Hellboy is a fantasy and BC is a teen drama

>>64083390
https://youtu.be/d4wjQT2hkbA?si=yNgnErE1MV04HUSZ

>>64090359
>>64090365
It's a part of life really

>>64102219
>The two aren't quite the same
Maybe as an actress she could act differently for a.different role and still do a better job at acting?

>>64102408
Who knows

Speaking of Breakfast Club, whoever played Claire was excellent. Within five minutes I wanted to turn her over my knee and spank her. And then fuck her.

>>64102255
You can get the whole movie in the first 3 min of that insufferably narratived speculation and opinion. The best part of that whole movie is the female lead and the soundtrack. Fonda is also good, the rest is spaghetti slop.

>>64102426
>whoever played Claire
Molly 'Space Hunter (in 3D)' Ringwold.

>>64079196 (OP)
High Noon

>>64081534
a fistful of dynamite

The Ranger, the Cook and the Hole in the Sky. ...anyone?

>>64104794
>The Ranger, the Cook and the Hole in the Sky.
>pg9
I pull out the most obscure Sam Elliot movie and kill thread. Shame.

>>64099792
JFC bag her head.

>>64106820
the crazy eyes is part of the charm
imagine that staring at you with angry tears as she hatethroats your dick

i got lost in thought while in this thread and started thinking about glock, his name. the dudes name was gaston glock. he named it glock.

what....

what if the dudes name was richard smoker. would we all be walking around with dick smokers and make jokes about it but just accept the name for what it is?

sorry. i let the intrusive thoughts win and just...im just gonna post it

>>64107080
nta but im low key into that. crazy eyes, and vomit_on_cock tags on the boorus. fuckin hell im fast tracking myself to a 3 day arnt i

>>64108184
Be honest anon, how stoned are you right now?

>>64107034
If women had litters like golden retrievers, this weasle-faced hag would be the runt.

>>64108184
>he named it glock.
So Harry Backdoor was statistically possible.

>>64079196 (OP)
the magnificent 7(the old one)

>>64079196 (OP)
Appaloosa is fucking awesome. Great movie and free with ads on YouTube rn

>>64108573
It wont let me watch it, because i have ad-blocker :\
and no, i am not turning it off.

>>64108952
https://fmovies.llc/

I've watched alot of older movies on this site, like 70s and 80s.

>>64108952
Find somewhere else. It’s a gem and the gun play kicks ass. The used real guns and blanks during filming to make them more realistic and it shows

Bone Tomahawk

>>64109681
Already recommended.
Already confirmed to be gay. [also not very /k](but still probably worth the watch)

>>64109733
How is it gay

>>64109753
>How
In this case I th8nk "gay" means a shitty script writtn for a 2 minute shock value scene. Kurt really was good, but the movie generally sucked after 15 minutes.

>>64109681
>Bone Tomahawk

I've tried watching it 3 times now and just turn it off after a half hour or so.

>>64109753
filters midwits

>>64109753
The charterers have the politics of people from the mid-2000's. with only 1 exception.
It reeks of modern revisionism. its like redead 2, everyone is afraid to be called a biggot.

>>64109753
Or to just steal a quote from wikipedia
>Slant Magazine critic Chuck Bowen described the film as "skittish about its racism, self-conscious in a manner reminiscent of Django Unchained..."

>>64109753
To add;
The female charachter wears the pants in the relationship, shes the breadwinner, a doctor, and she talks down to her man.

>>64113457
>oh, goodness gracious!
>a strong female lead!
Yeah, I unironically didn't like Kate Blanchett in Missing. But did like Kim Darby in True Grit.

>>64114747
>Kim Darby in True Grit

Better Off Dead was her piece de resistance.

>>64114747
>a strong female lead!
She wasnt a lead, just a side character.
But perhaps i should clarify, that i did ackshually like the movie, overall, as it is quite unique, and i may even rewatch it someday, though i wont bother to save it to my drive.
My issue is simply the same complaint i have for 99% of movies made past the year 2000. It has too many of the trademark hallmarks of modern jewslop.
>But did like Kim Darby in True Grit.
Same.

>>64114775
nta, but what a strange coincidence that i was listening to that mans (David Allen Ogden Stiers) voice right when i opened that image. (im watching MASH)
Guess im going to have to watch that now.

>>64104338
based
[spoiler]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8MQV6H-S7I
[/spoiler]

>>64080871
Best Western ever made is a bit far.

It's good but it's a bit too bleak and over the top with some things IMHO

>>64114905
It's a milennial 'film'

The Good, the Bad, and the Weird is a good asian comedy-action western set in 1930s Japanese Manchuria.

Give it a watch.

>>64086756
>I love Wind River but I would disagree that it is a neo western, the plot isn't such that it could be set in other locations without really changing much.

I have to disagree. Other than the classic western themes of having sort of morally grey characters with troubled pasts, and justice etc, I think the desolation of the landscape plays a huge role in the film. If it was set in Boston or LA it would be a crime movie but not the same movie at all.

The emptiness of the landscape and isolation of the physical locations plays a huge role in the film.

>>64079196 (OP)
The Revenant (2015) is a decent movie, not quite sure if it counts as a western because its vaguely historical. They pretty good showing how people would have dressed, armed themselves with and stuff

>>64114923
>1930s Japanese Manchuria
The High Road to China with Tom Seleck and Bess Armstrong is not a western. But might be in western China and would Bess, if she wasn't so bitchy.

>>64092662
Vivien Leigh in Gone with the Wind the the hottest a woman has ever been in a film.

>>64114747
>oh, goodness gracious!
>a strong female lead!
we've had nothing BUT in the past 10 years, fuck off

>>64100895
>never did a western

>>64079280
Unforgiven is boomer slop. Such a retarded plot that insists upon itself.hated it when I saw and the fact that so many people like it still makes me hate it more

>>64099958
How is anything said in that picture bad? You are mentally ill

>>64115797
Reading comprehension, fren. i was applauding the lad.

>>64115791
I like it and rewatch it.

>>64115791
It's a good movie, but I can't take anyone who thinks it's the last great western seriously.

>>64099573
there were multiple witnesses to the battle at the creek and he was by all accounts a decent man

>>64116169
Better than Silverado.

>>64114747
>did like Kim Darby in True Grit
Steinfeld played the role better, probably because she was 7 years younger than Darby and therefore was a far more convincing young girl, being ACTUALLY a young girl

>>64117294
>Steinfeld played the role better
>far more convincing
Truly impressive, because her main job wasnt to play a convincing role. it was to steal the role, from anyone who isnt a member of (the tribe), and at that she did an impeccable job.

Dirty girl.

>>64079196 (OP)
3:10 to Yuma is based. Godless (Netflix?) has prettt faggy side characters but the main pro/antagonists are both sick. Haven't read anyone else's replies but if nobody said anything about tombstone or the Clint Eastwood flics I'll eat my fucken shoe on liveatream.

>>64079319
UncleAnon here. Watch a shitload of pixarslop. Not gonna lie, I fucking loved Rango. My brothers about to have his first kid. I can't wait to fucken show another person cool movies for the first time.

>>64079319
>>64117635
>there are actually two Rangoniggers here
it had its moments but was extremely fucking patchy and hit
>wtf fever dream is this
tier with the fucking cactuses

picrel was a truly awesome moment, it was almost worth it to get to this point
>and then they fucking ruined it

>>64083455
>Django
Topkek

>johnny depp cartoons
>machine guns
since we're on the subject, how do we feel about this, gents?

I liked it
but I only read a few of the comics and didn't watch the TV series, so maybe I'm less opinionated

>>64088257
RIP Val Kilmer. He was my favorite cowboy, gay dude who was based, batman, navy admiral, etc. I learned how to roll a quarter over my knuckles after watching tombstone for the fiftieth time in highschool

Picrel was breddy fun. its a "buddy western"
Also visually it looks surprisingly good/crisp for a movie from the 60's.

>>64117655
>and then they fucking ruined it
Was it gay sex?

>>64117655
"Only need the one bullet." Rango was a shot placement autist and would have fit in /k/ perfectly.

>>64117681
Fun kids movie, I wouldn't call it /k/. I'd place it alongside "The Magnificent 7" remake.

>>64117850
>Was it gay sex?
Rango went after the adult woman rather than the child, and /b/ tards can't handle it. LOL JK

>>64117857
>Rango went after the adult woman rather than the child,
Absolutely revolting.
And to think i was considering watching it.

>>64117800
>visually
The sound track was provacative and inspired.

>>64117850
>Was it gay sex?
You may not like it, but Brokeback Mountain was a western.

>>64117857
>"The Magnificent 7" remake
I actually quite enjoyed it, it's the most fun "western"ish movie I've ever watched
whole cast did a fine job
nice heaving bosoms on the chick
only issue is the mooks really were video game mooks, and the big bad is Dr Robotnik-tier bad
and Denzel really chews the scenery, terrible overacting
fucking Crisp Rat did better than him

>>64118004
That too.
It has a couple tracks that feel a bit out of place for a period flick, but it works.

>>64115063
>Vivien Leigh in Gone with the Wind the the hottest a woman has ever been in a film.
Gone With The Wind is NOT the hottest the beautiful Vivien Leigh ever looked on a movie, nor is she the hottest woman ever captured on film.
Marilyn Monroe is not the gold standard for just simply how beautiful she looked when photographed, but watch her in The Seven Year Itch, or whatever, and in any scene you can freeze the camera at any time and see how she simply doesn't have any bad angles.
Just my 2c

>>64117625
>3:10 to Yuma
Both the 2010 and the 1957 are good.
Christian Bale and Russell Crowe had great chemistry. But so did Glenn Ford (who was a LEGIT) quickdraw expert and Van Heflin.

Not Western related, but do yourself a favor and watch Green Dolphin Street which also stars Van Heflin plus Lana Turner and Donna Reed.

>>64118319
>Glenn Ford
Was just on and he literally did the bar scene in (almost) 1 take. Great acting.

>>64118319
>so did Glenn Ford (who was a LEGIT quickdraw expert)
That was my favourite plot point in The Three Amigos.
Not sure it's a contender for Greatest Western but it deserves a mention in the thread right next to Blazing Saddles.

>>64118303
Marilyn Monroe hit the wall after All About Eve (1950)

>>64119344
The Misfits was a western and her besr role.

>>64099573
He's just mad because "muh heckin gritty realism". People like that think nothing is real unless it's dark and cynical.

>>64119773
Meant for
>>64116343

dark and cynical as a start isn't wrong at all, in fact it's what it should be
the point is that by the end of the movie it should no longer feel dark and cynical

>>64119773
>nothing is real unless it's dark and cynical.
You seem real.

>>64081564
This. Give me either Ulzana's Raid or Duel at Diablo any day.

>>64083802
Henry Fonda playing a piece of shit that kills a kid during his first apperance was huge at the time considering he'd played your typical goody toe shoes up until that point. Charles Bronson was excellent as the quiet gunslinger archetype that almost defines Sergio Leone's spaghetti westerns and the finale music mixing Frank's electric guitar theme with Harmonica's harmonica was the best soundtrack Ennio Morricone ever made.
>>64079196 (OP)
I'd also recommend:
My name is Nobody
They call me Trinity
Trinity is still my name
Duck, you Sucker

>>64121562
Oh, and Quigley Down Under for the Sharps porn

>>64079196 (OP)
Quick and the Dead because this motherfucker delivers one of the coldest lines ever in a movie that might as well be a series of tongue in cheek one liners broken up by a Raimi-fied quickdraw competition. Plus Sharon Stone slips a nip and shows off some side cheek

>>64119685
>(1961)
>doubt.jpg
>checks again
Oh wow, she did look really good in that, wtf.
IS it the hair, makeup, plastic surgery?
To me i thought she became relatively unattractive around the age of 30 (like most women), but then at the ripe old age of 35 she pulls a magic rabbit out of her hat?

>>64121737
regular semen infusions

>>64121737
Would. Also gotta say, when it comesto strippers, er dancers, in the west, 'The Rounders' has some tumbleweed hijinxs in it!

>>64119306
>The Three Amigos
https://youtu.be/KR9jlO1sPDY?si=59SVHomqsKnMDjaw

>>64121737
>IS it the hair, makeup, plastic surgery?
All of the above, probably, plus the rest of the package of fashion and stylists but some of it would be just weight loss from drugs that shed some puppy fat.

>>64122081
God that was a shitty movie. If you want a comedy western, watch 'Paint Your Wagon'.

>>64121737
>plastic surgery
This was not the Hollywood standard in '61. Certainly not under 40yo.

>>64122274
Somebody didn't get a birthday sweater.

>>64121562
>My name is Nobody
>They call me Trinity
>Trinity is still my name
>Duck, you Sucker

Good show lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOZH57odl_k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPhT2HTLKLI

>>64123699
wonder what's a good recipe for beans like those

>>64123741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pay2WMEFHI

>>64124122
I watched a few of this dude's clips
sorry, but he assembles too much stuff out of cans for me to like them

>>64122274
>God that was a shitty movie
You'd have loved it if it was in space and Chevia Chase had a world class rack in a wonderbra.
I suppose you need a credits stinger with a tentacle-sex waifu too.

>>64079319
https://youtu.be/ilXfpopLJy8?si=p2cr2KxyWwzRXOLA
I thought the remake didn't pull any punches.

>>64124788
>Do you need a good lawyer?
>I need a good judge
best line from this scene
>the remake didn't pull any punches
it captured the spirit of the novel far better than the first:
>You must for anything in this world, one way or another. There is nothing free, except the grace of God.
Losing her arm and her horse is the price Mattie had to pay for vengeance and for her big mouth. Leaving that out of the story cheapens it.

>>64124788
>Do you need a good lawyer?
>I need a good judge
best line from this scene
>the remake didn't pull any punches
it captured the spirit of the novel far better than the first:
>You must pay for anything in this world, one way or another. There is nothing free, except the grace of God.
Losing her arm and her horse is the price Mattie had to pay for vengeance and for her big mouth. Leaving that out of the story cheapens it.

>>64124830
>best line from this scene
The whole scene was gold.

Ok, how about Eastwood's 'Pale Rider'? It seems to be overlooked in this thread. I always enjoy watching him actually reload his pistol during the final shootout.
'Tom Horn' is Steve McQueen's opus about the waning days of the Wild West.
The Professionals is a forgotten gem with Lee Marvin and Burt Lancaster leading a few mercenaries into 1917 era Mexico
To rescue a railroad tycoons kidnapped wife. It was made about the same time as Once Upon a Time in the West and Claudia Cardinale shows off a lot more cleavage in this one. Lots of good action and period correct firearms, it gets a little philosophical towards the end but Miss Cardinale makes up for it.

>>64079196 (OP)
thread, what's the most Louis L'amour like Western movie?
I'd like a movie about cowpunching, not killing Mexican banditos

>>64079280
>Tall Tale.
the Disney movie from back before most people here were born?

>>64088257
as a kid I preferred Wyatt Earp now I prefer tombstone

>>64092672
>John Milius
dude was gold

>>64092611
>he's a legit method actor
anon, I...

>>64126052
Yo might like Monte Walsh, the original, not the Tom Selleck remake. Just a bunch of guys who just happen to like being cowboys. 'My Name is Nobody' is pretty good, has a lot of humor in it.

>>64117681
And what about Dead Man? I thought it was interesting

>>64091049
Never realized that one is a forward and one a back spin, while still holding the cup.

>>64126274
>Just a bunch of guys who just happen to like being cowboys. 'My Name is Nobody' is pretty good, has a lot of humor in it.
sounds really good
>not the remake
what's wrong with it?

>>64124658
>tentacle-sex waifu
Get out of my brain!

>>64126048
>how about Eastwood's 'Pale Rider'? It seems to be overlooked in this thread. I always enjoy watching him actually reload his pistol during the final shootout.
>>64088726
>>64089811
>>64097800

>>64079513
>>64080871
Watched both of these because of this thread. Great films.

>mostly the same schlock
'A Distant Tumpet' is a lesser known that present massive cast on horseback, raw plot and literally filmed featuring the Little Colorado river through out and Grand Falls in the climax.

>>64128330
>A Distant Tumpet
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0058019/

Don't want to make a thread but if I want to get a cap and ball gun, what do yo guys think is the best/most fun? There seems to be basically four or five choices:
>'51 Navy
>'58 Remington
>'60 Colt
>Walker
>Ruger old Army (if you can find one)
What do you fellas think?

>>64128417
I think I wish I would have bought the stainless Ruger OA in a distress sale, but didn't appriciate it becaise it was "outside my interests", at the time.

>>64091049
>>64091227
>>64091243

Van Kilmer went so far into getting the character right that you can't help but believe he's actually dying of tuberculosis (which doc holiday was during that time). hidden secrets, he's keeping an ice cube in his mouth in every scene. this created the drawl that was so iconic for the way the character spoke. it also made certain that his character never fully close his mouth and that the jaw would hang slack. Kilmer most definitely researched Tuberculosis in order to get the appearance spot on.

>>64092414
>gangster
check
>cowboy
check and cowgirl
>samurai
check
the only thing missing from this piece was the pirate.
and yes, Pirates were still sailing the waves during the time of the old west.

>Not a single mention of “The man from Laramie”.

I am disappoint.

>>64121737
>>64121792
Saw “Some like it hot” when I was 12… been an utter fool for blondes since.

>>64083390
The theme song is GOAT
The hanging scene is one of the few pieces of media that will make me cry also

>>64123741
Based on an italian dish Fagioli all'ucceletta. There are dozens of recipies online if you search "trinity beans". I use pinto and kidney beans but the traditional recipe calls for cranberry/borlotti beans. Italian spicy sausages cut into rounds. Chili peppers, a can of rotel if you don't want to dice some tomatos and jalapenos. Tomato paste and bacon. Serve with some bread. From interviews with Terence they were pretty spicy so season as you like.

>>64128417
58 remington is nice if you want to do the meme reload. 60 colt has the sexiest lines.

>>64129104
>beans. Italian spicy sausages cut into rounds. Chili peppers, a can of rotel if you don't want to dice some tomatos and jalapenos. Tomato paste and bacon
thanks, this looks pretty good
I've lost my taste for spicy stuff so I might sub in bell peppers for the jalapenos, perhaps
think I might throw in some mild hot sauce though. Tabasco or Periperi
>From interviews with Terence they were pretty spicy
they... made the actual dish for him to actually eat on actual camera?!

>>64129113
https://en.terencehill.com/index.php?sel=thisandthat&sub=interview2

I forgot the onions. I usually cook them along with the sausages and of coirse olive oil.

>>64129141
Ah yes
For me a modified mirepoix with garlic in place of the celery is de rigueur
Maybe I'll leave out the carrots for this one

>>64129108
The '60 does look cool as hell but I feel like having that top bar on the '58 is good for durability. Sadly this is what makes it look less cool.

>>64129141
>of coirse olive oil
That must be the cowboy olive oil I keep but. Fake ass gringos. You'd be better served with a good charro beans recipe.

>>64095039
I don't see if the image you posted is in favor or against the safety notch.

>>64121792
She looks so wistful and remote. She must be thinking the CIA is going to murder her and make it look like an overdose. I wonder if she's even aware the medical examiners will rape her dead body in the morgue?

>>64129141
>onions. I usually cook them along with the sausages and of coirse olive oil.
For me, most camp souppers include
>1/3rd of a tomato
>1/4 of an onion
>Both clarified butter, and an oil (typically either olive or avocado)
>Meat, lots of meat, can be canned, fresh, frozen, doesnt matter, but there has got to be alot of it.
>Camp spice (blend of all my favourite herbs and spices, intended to go well with almost anything) my favourite spice is onion powder so it has alot of that.

>>64086756
I unironically learned about this from Ukraine war footage of a Russian buried up to his neck getting dirt kicked in his face. The guy doing it called him "white sun of the desert" kek

>>64119344
>Marilyn Monroe hit the wall...

Her "wall" is a level that 99.9999999% of all women will never even come close to ascending to.

>>64131356
>99.9999999%
If you include nons i guess, but amongst her own kind i would argue 95% at best.
She kinda looked like a dude desu.

when San Transisco was cool

>>64126274
>Monte Walsh, the original
first three minutes and I like it already
thanks anon

>>64131581
>She kinda looked like a dude
Nta. No. That's just your perception. That perception is founded in the fact that her beauty and image is so iconi, that every tranny out there has stolen her look.

>>64131581
>She kinda looked like a dude desu.

Ghey af

>>64131990
From the lte '50s to laye '60s, this was the best written western on tv. And there were A LOT. From the '70s on, picrel was easily first place.

>>64131581
You must be one deeply closeted homo to see that picture and think she looks anything like a man.

>>64134572
This >>64132408 most drag queens look kind of like that, so she i guilty by association.

>>64134584
If you know how most drag queens look, that's one problem. If you don't know how to parse a real woman's face from a made-up man, that's another. Either way, you have some real issues.

>>64134614
>If you know how most drag queens look, that's one problem
I made the mistake of spending a year or two in /pol/ :(

>>64079280
>Unforgiven
>>64079319
>"Unforgiven" is peak
crap - full of contraditcions and bad dialogue.
Muny is supposed to be a ruthless killer who starts drinking again and instead of going to saloon blazing to avenge Ned's death he asks politely for people to step away before casually shooting saloon owner. Pfffffff

>>64079196 (OP)
>/k/ approved westerns?
Little House On The Prairie
Bonanza
That Three Stooges one

>>64135479
>bad interpretation
You cannot judge a serial killers ethics unless you are a serial killer. You can only judge them from your separate moral stance of Christian forgiveness, and he is "unforgiven". It plays right out.

>>64135513
>>/k/ approved westerns?
>attempt at mockary
Fail.
F Troop, Go Go Gophers, Little House

>>64135660
>Little House
Can I change my answer to The Adventures of Brisco County Junior? Also, pic rel.

The Wild Wild West. Played upon the popularity of westerns and James Bond.

>>64128417
1851 navy is the classic

>>64091227
You have any idea what the weather is like most of the year in Southern Arizona?

>>64138796
Maybe he was just nervous and not the 85°F @8A typical?

>>64128417
>>64129108
>>64129562
Strapless is ugly.

>>64138830
>only 85°F @8A
lol, lmao. That is pea coat weather.

>t.ina zona. 78 feels downright chilly sometimes

>>64136837
>Played upon the popularity of westerns and James Bond.
There was also a lot of alt-history and weird science stuff around then.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was published around then too.

>>64141012
it's not called the Silver Age of Sci-Fi for nothing
for me, Gerry Anderson is the most hilarious symptom of the times

>>64126346
>>64091099
Underrated.
Watched tom horn last week it was cool to see the attention to detail with his lever gun being a 45-90 instead of your standard pistol cal as a stand in. Suppose they had to tho considering it was a key plot point

>>64079196 (OP)
>>64098957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c

>>64141597
>Gerry Anderson is the most hilarious symptom of the times
Deserves his own thread.

>>64131990
Paladin, right? Cool theme song( how many shows have theme songs these days?) Didn't he have a small Derringer Incorporated into his belt buckle as a backup piece?