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Anonymous No.64082548 [Report] >>64082563 >>64082568 >>64082569 >>64082574 >>64082586 >>64082652 >>64082679 >>64082769 >>64082850 >>64083095 >>64083206 >>64083526 >>64084332 >>64086881 >>64088434 >>64090139 >>64091994 >>64092006 >>64092059 >>64092069 >>64092088 >>64092130 >>64095689
What is the definitive anti-demon weapon, /k/?
Anonymous No.64082563 [Report] >>64082575 >>64082634 >>64082678 >>64082769 >>64083444 >>64084444 >>64096691
>>64082548 (OP)
>my dick
Anonymous No.64082568 [Report] >>64082678 >>64096691
>>64082548 (OP)
My dick
Resident Wumbologist !!aZ2iZUdyUbF No.64082569 [Report]
>>64082548 (OP)
A cut down SxS would be more lore-correct but a mag fed semi auto with drums is quite a lot of portable firepower if we're sticking with the shotgun theme.

There are lots of Turkish examples like that today, but I don't think any shotgun in this category goes as hard as the Saiga-12 or Vepr-12. There is just something crudely brutal about an AK derived shotgun.
Anonymous No.64082570 [Report]
Iskander
Anonymous No.64082574 [Report]
>>64082548 (OP)
any gun/bullet thats blessed and covered in holy water
Anonymous No.64082575 [Report]
>>64082563
that's a nice dick annon
Anonymous No.64082586 [Report] >>64082698 >>64092088
>>64082548 (OP)
Double barrel shotgun.
Anonymous No.64082634 [Report] >>64082678
>>64082563
This
Anonymous No.64082652 [Report] >>64082674 >>64082686 >>64082956
>>64082548 (OP)
if we didn't give a fuck about safety, and packed the full volume of 12g 3.5" full of APX and frag sleeving with a simple impact fuse, would it comparable to a grenade?
Anonymous No.64082670 [Report] >>64083445
a brick
Anonymous No.64082673 [Report] >>64083134 >>64083701
Anonymous No.64082674 [Report] >>64082707 >>64082956 >>64084333
>>64082652
Using burger numbers, an M67 weighs 14 ounces. A quick google tells me that a 3.5 inch shotgun shell lobs about 1 1/4 ounces of shot.

There's no free lunches here. If you aren't shooting something that weighs as least as much as a grenade, then you aren't getting grenade level lethality. Especially when gun launched explosives lose a lot of filler capacity to the thick shell needed for them to survive firing. Realistically, you are getting maybe 1/20th of the filler of a grenade into your explosive shotgun shell on a good day, and that just isn't enough to do much to anything that it doesn't directly hit. Hence why frag shells in shotguns never took off.
Anonymous No.64082678 [Report] >>64084068 >>64088749 >>64094535
>>64082563
>>64082568
>>64082634
Anonymous No.64082679 [Report]
>>64082548 (OP)
Autocannon.
Anonymous No.64082686 [Report]
>>64082652
lmao no not in the slightest
Anonymous No.64082698 [Report]
>>64082586
Anonymous No.64082707 [Report]
>>64082674
There are heavier slugs available like the seismic 2.5oz, but your point stands. At most you're getting 2oz explosive, the round is gonna be slow as hell and recoil super stiff.
Anonymous No.64082719 [Report] >>64083080
The Fisherman's Ring, still attached to the papal digit, fired out of a colossal ancient muzzleloader.
Anonymous No.64082769 [Report]
>>64082548 (OP)
That guys >>64082563 dick.
Anonymous No.64082850 [Report] >>64083102
>>64082548 (OP)
Any 1911 chambered in .45acp. The lords caliber. Bonus blessed if it's USA made.
Anonymous No.64082956 [Report] >>64083122
>>64082652
>>64082674
How about if you were to use crystalline octonitrocubane and sacrifice some of the propellant and wadding volume for more payload? And keep in mind that round shot doesn't optimally fill the volume of a cylinder.
Anonymous No.64083080 [Report] >>64083962 >>64086957
>>64082719
That'd be a good movie scene.
Early in the film we see an ancient nun sneak out from a kitchen where she works, taking a smoke break. She gets caught and lectured by her superior, a higher ranking but much younger nun who remarks that anyone else would have been kicked out for her smoking habit years ago, but she's just too well loved for that to happen. We learn she is the sole surviving member of an ancient order of nuns devoted to fighting the forces of evil directly, with physical force, though we're not sure just how to take that given that she is very old and apparently frail. We forget her, as the plot drifts elsewhere for an hour.
Later in the film the agents of hell lead by Satan invade the mortal realm, poring forth from a rift spewing hellfire, slaughtering the Swiss Guard and killing the pope. We were lead to believe this was going to be a fair fight. It's not, the good guys get slaughtered. People run in fear of the demons and all-consuming fire spewing out from the rift. But then we see the ancient Sister we forgot before spring into action. Hardened by decades of smoking, her lungs are unaffected by the hellfire. She hacks the finger off the fallen Pope with a kitchen cleaver, and stuffs it into a massive gothic wheellock, produced from a hiding place beneath the floorboards, dropping her silver rosary necklace down the barrel afterward. Then she delivers some cool line and blows the devil away. First we see the Holy Finger impale Satan in slow-mo, with dramatic religious music in the background and fancy visual effects involving Biblically correct angels, magic circles, etc. The audio suddenly goes silent, the video speeds back up, and we hear the raw smack as the parts of the broken-up rosary strike a bit later. This happens shockingly fast, no music, no blast (that already happened). Just the wet slap of buckshot hitting meat
Anonymous No.64083095 [Report] >>64084340
>>64082548 (OP)
Demons of your own.
Anonymous No.64083102 [Report] >>64084289 >>64084547
>>64082850
Even Kimber?
Anonymous No.64083122 [Report] >>64083164
>>64082956
You need some kind of fragmentation element, otherwise the lethal radius of the round is going to laughably low.
Frag material will, in turn, take up more volume.
Anonymous No.64083134 [Report]
>>64082673
Anonymous No.64083164 [Report]
>>64083122
Just use the body of whoever you shoot with it as the fragmentation element.
Anonymous No.64083206 [Report]
>>64082548 (OP)
>What is the definitive anti-demon weapon, /k/?
faith and the Eucharist
Anonymous No.64083309 [Report]
Padre Pio said its the Rosary

>Love the Madonna and pray the Rosary, for her Rosary is the weapon against the evils of the world today.

>Love Our Lady, make others love her. Always say your Rosary and say it well. Satan always tries to destroy this prayer, but he will never succeed. It is the prayer of her who triumphs over everything and everyone.
Anonymous No.64083444 [Report]
>>64082563
fpbp, i can fix her energy
Anonymous No.64083445 [Report]
>>64082670
No, that's for vampires.
Anonymous No.64083526 [Report] >>64083937 >>64085104
>>64082548 (OP)
Gen 3 g19 and an 11.5 PSA AR, unironically
Anonymous No.64083701 [Report] >>64084282
>>64082673
Sisters are just the ordo militant of the ecclesiarchy. The actual purpose built living anti daemon weapons are the grey knights.
Anonymous No.64083937 [Report] >>64085056
>>64083526
11.5 psa guy you would make a great couple with bersa guy
Anonymous No.64083962 [Report]
>>64083080
based
Anonymous No.64084068 [Report] >>64084110
>>64082678
What the fuck is this and where can I read the whole thing?
Anonymous No.64084086 [Report]
Anonymous No.64084110 [Report] >>64084308 >>64092312
>>64084068

Convent of Hell by Ignacio Noe.
Anonymous No.64084123 [Report]
Anonymous No.64084282 [Report] >>64084291
>>64083701
>grey kni-ACK
Anonymous No.64084289 [Report]
>>64083102
especially kimber
the sight of a kimber alone is enough to ward of daemons
Anonymous No.64084291 [Report] >>64084319
>>64084282
What happened, did the grey knight misgender the custard?
Anonymous No.64084308 [Report]
>>64084110
Cheers
Anonymous No.64084319 [Report] >>64084514 >>64084566 >>64088253
>>64084291
no just more gw nu-lore slop
if the emperor gets off the throne or the star child awakens or whatever then the grey knights are sent to kill him
which is just such a retarded concept i cant believe it was written in the first place let alone published
so then the custodes would kill the grey knights as soon as they even get close to the throne room
literally 10,000 custodes in the palace
and about the same amount of sisters of silence
SoS are immune to warp powers so grey knights would(other than physically) be powerless against a sister.
custodes are also extremely resistant to warp power so again grey knights would be almost powerless against them
also there are only about 1000 grey knights
the more you think about it the more retarded it becomes
but in all GW's infinite wisdom it is now "canon"
Anonymous No.64084332 [Report]
>>64082548 (OP)
The Super-Shotgun is always a solid choice.
Anonymous No.64084333 [Report]
>>64082674
>Hence why frag shells in shotguns never took off.
The M79, M230 and M320 aren't that far from a short barreled shotgun, however they are 40mm and not 18.5mm of a 12ga. Grenade launchers only have maximum range of ~400m, which is very short. Hand grenades can be thrown ~35m depending on the athleticism of the thrower.
Anonymous No.64084340 [Report]
>>64083095
Ok, here me out...
Anonymous No.64084444 [Report]
>>64082563
anon, that'll just spread the demon problem, not fix it
Anonymous No.64084514 [Report] >>64084525 >>64084566
>>64084319
my headcanon is that it's a plot to get 1000 high quality, powerful psykers to feed themselves to the Star Child and power its ascension
Anonymous No.64084525 [Report] >>64084529
>>64084514
no its just classic GW "advancing the plot without actually advancing the plot"
Anonymous No.64084529 [Report] >>64084543
>>64084525
yeah, but my version is less retarded so I believe that
Anonymous No.64084543 [Report]
>>64084529
>but my version is less retarded so I believe that
basically every non retard post 2010
Anonymous No.64084547 [Report]
>>64083102
pre-cohen kimber, yes. post-cohen kimber has been compromised by his jewish sorcery.
Anonymous No.64084566 [Report] >>64084583 >>64088336
>>64084319
>if the emperor gets off the throne or the star child awakens or whatever then the grey knights are sent to kill him
>which is just such a retarded concept i cant believe it was written in the first place let alone published
This is so absurd it could only be written by someone not knowing the lore at all because >>64084514 is pretty much only explanation that makes any amount of sense
Even the female custodes could be somewhat reasonably explained in comparison because if i remember it right custodes have more tasks than just guard duty like intel gathering etc which would be certainly easier the more unassuming one looks and every custodes is custom made anyway
Anonymous No.64084583 [Report] >>64084715
>>64084566
>Even the female custodes could be somewhat reasonably explained
only if they were brand new and ordered to be made by girly man
gw saying "oh and they have always existed" is actually just a spit in the face.
Anonymous No.64084715 [Report]
>>64084583
It could be even explained before rowboat, because we basically get to see only Emps bodyguards and the rest of the hykantoi warrior chamber/cast, they could have easily served in another chamber, like the one that infiltrated the noble houses on terra.
Hell, they could claim the depictions are in-universe propaganda pics so the female custodes weren't depicted for secrecy or propaganda reasons (kinda like Cain book covers where he wields bolters despite always favoring laspistols in the books)
But that would require a minimum of effort we both know gw can't be arsed to give
Anonymous No.64085056 [Report]
>>64083937
And lever action guy is their weird poly third.
Anonymous No.64085104 [Report]
>>64083526
>SA AR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC9G3iumj2Q
Anonymous No.64085326 [Report]
Anonymous No.64086881 [Report]
>>64082548 (OP)
Primary: Shotgun soaked in holy water + rocky salt.
Sidearms: 2 silver 1911 with 45 ACP silver bullets.
Melee: PicRel.
Anonymous No.64086957 [Report]
>>64083080
>produced from a hiding place beneath the floorboards
Better yet, have it be her luggage. Show her dragging it around in earlier scenes. Imply that it's an ordinary suitcase and it's hard to move because she's so old. The big reveal, hinted at but never quite confirmed in earlier scenes, is that the sister is actually very strong despite her age, and the suitcase is just that heavy. And then you can steal a great line from Trigun:
>Why is your suitcase so heavy sister?
>That's because its so full of mercy
Anonymous No.64088253 [Report] >>64088295
>>64084319
I wrote a whole thing about how the lore needs to support any faction fighting any faction (because that's how the tabletop game works) and with two canonically loyal and incorruptible factions that lack the egotism, emotional instability, or conflicting motives that plague space marines and who only care about the mono-purpose they were made to fulfill you have to make the monopurposes themselves come into conflict (like 'defend against the evils of the warp' vs. 'protect the Emperor no matter what, no exceptions')

Instead, I'll just say "ah, nu-GW lore slop like"
>not every plan is a viable plan
and
>sometimes you have to try anyway
Anonymous No.64088295 [Report] >>64088429
>>64088253
>two canonically loyal and incorruptible factions that lack the egotism
i hate grey knights and custodes and i dont think they should be playable factions in the first place
Anonymous No.64088336 [Report] >>64088375 >>64092327 >>64094620
>>64084566
What's absurd about the Emperor-as-a-warp-god being you know, a warp god... like the other warp gods are? Or why the Grey Knights, whose gimmick is fighting the evils of the warp using the warp, might want to prevent humanity from having its souls eaten and shat out by Aquila-headed golden daemons ala the Fall of the Eldar.
The Emperor undergoing apotheosis might legitimately be the worse-case scenario for everyone in the setting, including for the Emperor-the-Man.
Anonymous No.64088375 [Report] >>64088456
>>64088336
>The Emperor undergoing apotheosis might legitimately be the worse-case scenario for everyone in the setting, including for the Emperor-the-Man.
it is but there is nothing you can do to stop it
even if the emperor didnt directly attack the grey knights the custodes would rape the greyknights so fucking hard that even suggesting that their plan is to teleport into the throne room to kill the emperor is fucking retarded
it being a "good idea" to stop the emperor leaving the throne is irrelevant
Anonymous No.64088429 [Report]
>>64088295
Yeah, but the boat's sailed on that one and if the choice is between the Grey Knights' and Custodes' statuses as ontological 'good guys' factions leading to conflict or having not one, but two armies of Matt Wardian one-dimensional characters whose one and only trait is being objectively better than everyone else, I'll take the Greek Tragedy-style "perfection-as-a-flaw-itself" one. Two good but morally inflexible parties coming to blows is a ludicrously overplayed trope in 40k but there's at least a narrative to be had in the unstoppable force vs. the immovable object.
Anonymous No.64088434 [Report]
>>64082548 (OP)
Legislation which criminalizes usury.
Anonymous No.64088456 [Report]
>>64088375
Again, the "we will fail but we have to try anyway" is a really basic, conventional storytelling device. It's not complicated stuff.
Anonymous No.64088749 [Report]
>>64082678
>Moralfags ho ho!
>Oral sex no no!
Thanks for bringing back the memories anon.
Anonymous No.64090139 [Report] >>64090209 >>64094400 >>64096450
>>64082548 (OP)
Anonymous No.64090209 [Report]
>>64090139
The concept was riht, but the design execution was giga cringe and lame.
Less is more.
Anonymous No.64090742 [Report] >>64096616
begon ye demons
what better weapon than a salt gun
Anonymous No.64091994 [Report]
>>64082548 (OP)
Obviously double barrel shotgun
Anonymous No.64092006 [Report]
>>64082548 (OP)
A P320
Anonymous No.64092059 [Report] >>64092192
>>64082548 (OP)
>no one posted the real weapon yet
Anonymous No.64092069 [Report]
>>64082548 (OP)
Tavor x95
Anonymous No.64092088 [Report] >>64096701
>>64082548 (OP)
>>64082586
Nothing comes close. The DBS is king
Anonymous No.64092108 [Report]
Any old piece of shit Taurus will do as long as it's silver and white and engraved.
Anonymous No.64092130 [Report]
>>64082548 (OP)
>What is the definitive anti-demon weapon, /k/?
"St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in our hour of conflict. Be our safeguard against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God restrain him we humbly pray and do thou oh prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God thrust down to hell satan and with him all the other wicked spirits who wander through this world for the ruin of souls."
The above as well as Faith and the Eucharist
Anonymous No.64092192 [Report]
>>64092059
kek
Anonymous No.64092312 [Report] >>64098182
>>64084110
Is it any good? Asking for a friend.
Anonymous No.64092327 [Report]
>>64088336
It's so painfully obvious they're going to AOS 40k that I don't know why anyone would buy any of their minis at all rn.
Anonymous No.64094400 [Report]
>>64090139
beat me to it
Anonymous No.64094535 [Report] >>64098059
>>64082678
Source?
Anonymous No.64094620 [Report]
>>64088336
>The Emperor undergoing apotheosis might legitimately be the worse-case scenario for everyone in the setting, including for the Emperor-the-Man.
Indeed, and i legit think it's an interesting idea, it's the plan to prevent it that is half-arsed, they would need the custodes on board to have a speck of a chance
Would they put a bit of effort, you'd get a set of fun contingencies for several Age of Apostasy - like scenarios
Anonymous No.64095689 [Report] >>64096390 >>64096450
>>64082548 (OP)
Anonymous No.64096390 [Report]
>>64095689
lol I loved that flash game
Anonymous No.64096450 [Report] >>64096581
>>64090139
>>64095689
KINO.
Anonymous No.64096581 [Report] >>64096613
>>64096450
I have seen the movie that gun is from. It is most definitely not. The only redeeming part was Peter Stormare as Lucifer.
Anonymous No.64096613 [Report]
>>64096581
You didn't like the scene with Tilda Swinton stomping all over Constantine's face with her supple foot?
Anonymous No.64096616 [Report]
>>64090742
This thing is fun to blast flies with. Only downside is salt gets EVERYWHERE.
Anonymous No.64096691 [Report]
>>64082563
>>64082568
very generous of you to sacrifice your magical dick for an anit-demon round
Anonymous No.64096701 [Report] >>64096904
>>64092088
>DBS
Double boomstick?
Anonymous No.64096904 [Report]
>>64096701
Double Barreled Shotgun.
Anonymous No.64098059 [Report]
>>64094535
read the thread, faggot
Anonymous No.64098182 [Report]
>>64092312
Lots of Spanish nuns having sex with demons and each other. But it's tame compared to lots of rule 34 shit you see these days.