>>64083176 (OP)
The only firearm badass enough to kill a dying sandnigger on a dialysis machine playing Tiberian Sun.
I remember when I went to Jabbadabbabad, I had to dress like Han Solo to get through the armed check points. They pinned an AK to my chest, but all I could do is scream at them in a mongoloid voice at volume 11. I shat in my Kent cigarette bag that the army gave me to blend in, and put it in my Red Toyota Pickup Truck that I dodged incoming mortarfire in.
When we got to Bin Laden's Compound we went to every nearby house to clog the toilets to flood the streets, so that we could run a sub in. We jumped in the sub, and entered the bottom level via the Water Temple. We tried to get to the next level, but we only had Red and Blue key. The Blue key was OSP, behind a portrait of Bill Gates.
The thing was, when we finally got the door open, a cyberdeamon was waiting. We were saving up all the ammo for the weapons that cleared the screen, but it didn't work on the boss, so we had to revert back to the MP7 and dump most of our ammo to take it down.
Then I took a broom out of my ass that I borrowed from a cleaning lady and forgot there, and finally went in and aced Bin Laden on the first try with the shitty end.
My name is Faggot, Faggot John US Pink Tiger Print Team. We're above Alpha, we're a hidden military tier only identified by homosexual neon animal print underwear. And I'm on top.
I'm vegan.
I sometimes embelish my stories to seem more impressive.
I think the MP 7 is overhyped, over-engineered, and not even good looking. Just poop out the next pinfire cartridge, somewhere between 4.6/5.7 and NATO 5.56 and let's basedpog over something hopefully more sensible in design and less fetishized.
