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Anonymous No.64085776 >>64085810 >>64085875 >>64086058 >>64086091 >>64086359 >>64087219 >>64087311 >>64087611 >>64088314 >>64091940
You're at the range and this guy slaps your rifles butt. What do?
Anonymous No.64085810 >>64085862 >>64085863 >>64085918 >>64086009 >>64086028 >>64086034 >>64086046 >>64086058 >>64086134 >>64086284 >>64086359 >>64086741 >>64087602 >>64087778 >>64087992 >>64088182
>>64085776 (OP)
How about you post the real one chinkesoid spammer?
Anonymous No.64085862
>>64085810
That's what happens when you only eat grass and raw rice
Anonymous No.64085863 >>64085895
>>64085810
lol u mad?
Anonymous No.64085875
>>64085776 (OP)
Shoot him for violating the NAP
Anonymous No.64085895 >>64087150 >>64087233
>>64085863
Anonymous No.64085918
>>64085810
>getting mad about a joke
Anonymous No.64086009
>>64085810
Kek
Anonymous No.64086028
>>64085810
They should at least hold his little hand and help him cross over to the freedom side.
Anonymous No.64086034 >>64086739 >>64087195
>>64085810
How do we get the RoK Army into the 21st century in regards to uniform design and production? Their entire uniform looks like something I can buy from Party City for $30 after Halloween is over.
Anonymous No.64086046 >>64086741
>>64085810
It's like a gay couple taking their son for ice cream
Anonymous No.64086058 >>64086068 >>64086117 >>64086139
>>64085776 (OP)
>>64085810
How short would a north korean woman be?
Anonymous No.64086068
>>64086058
At least you don't have to worry about them getting fat, except for Kim's little piglet
Anonymous No.64086091
>>64085776 (OP)
My shoulder thing goes up
Anonymous No.64086117 >>64086351 >>64086731 >>64090097 >>64090379
>>64086058
Serious answer:
They were around 5' on average 20 years ago.
But they were hit hard by a famine in the 90s (they lost access to food aid and synthetic fertilizer when the soviet union collapsed) that severely stunted the growth most children who survived it.
So the the typical female Nork in the aged 20-30 is likely around 4' tall.
Anonymous No.64086134
>>64085810
What kind of belt are those defenders of democracy wearing? And where I can I get one?
Anonymous No.64086139 >>64086322
>>64086058
Anonymous No.64086284 >>64087226 >>64088135 >>64090601
>>64085810
western mind cannot comprehend the North Korean super soldier
Anonymous No.64086322 >>64086445 >>64087597
>>64086139
the women look so scared
Anonymous No.64086351
>>64086117
>So the the typical female Nork in the aged 20-30 is likely around 4' tall
Imagine
Anonymous No.64086359
>>64085776 (OP)
Gold
>>64085810
Mold
Anonymous No.64086445 >>64087273
>>64086322
They know if they don't give him good enough head later he's probably going to have their children skinned alive while they watch. Didn't Mao do some weird shit with a harem of questionably willing women too? And of course there's Comrade Beria back in the USSR; maybe communism just attracts rapey motherfuckers.

And the reason for the spam appears to be more sanctions against the russia and secondary tariffs on India.
Anonymous No.64086731
>>64086117
>So the the typical female Nork in the aged 20-30 is likely around 4' tall.
goddamn
Anonymous No.64086739 >>64086787 >>64087195
>>64086034
>how do I destroy the last bastion of sovl in any military?
Anonymous No.64086741
>>64086046
>>64085810
The yanks nametag saying ANASTASIA makes this even funnier
Anonymous No.64086787
>>64086739
>Their entire uniform looks like something I can buy from Party City for $30 after Halloween is over.
Anonymous No.64087150
>>64085895
Lol no you are acting like a fag. Go eat a snack
Anonymous No.64087195 >>64087925
>>64086034
>>64086739
They haven't worn woodland in a loooooong time. Though when I did a training exercise with them 6 years ago, some dudes were still rocking steel pots.
Anonymous No.64087219
>>64085776 (OP)
Cum hard in the name of the great leader, then turn around and magdump him in the name of freedom
Anonymous No.64087226
>>64086284
So this is why they fear the manlet uprising
Anonymous No.64087233 >>64087344
>>64085895
are chinks known to shill for nk?
i thought they viewed them as like weird estranged cousins, not someone they would shill for
Anonymous No.64087273 >>64087336 >>64087356
>>64086445
>They know if they don't give him good enough head later he's probably going to have their children skinned alive while they watch.
Does Kim also have red skin and horns and a little pointed tail from your POV?
Anonymous No.64087311
>>64085776 (OP)
Cool, asian concubine to go with the libs in the harem
Anonymous No.64087336 >>64087611
>>64087273
Yes, commies are ontologically evil and cannot be argued with or humanized.
They have a proven track record on top their shaky philosophical foundation that is more akin to a gnostic death cult than an actual line of thought
Then again, "fuck communiggers, i love the FAL" would summarize the argument finely as well
Anonymous No.64087344
>>64087233
North Koreans actually hate China and the only reason they get along right now is their mutual dislike for Japan, South Korea, and America.
Anonymous No.64087356 >>64088351
>>64087273
Didn't he order the execution of his uncle in some comically evil way along with the nerve agent prank to his half brother?
Anonymous No.64087597
>>64086322
I read Somewhere that they are supposed to cry whenever they meet their "great leader" because meeting him is such an honor that one becomes overwhelmed with joy and is brought to tears, hence they always look wierd in images.
Might be a load of shit, can't be bothered to verify it
Anonymous No.64087602 >>64087611
>>64085810
The guy in the middle is norktard btw
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc No.64087611 >>64090718
>>64085776 (OP)
Shameless Western propaganda, they obviously photoshopped that KPA soldier to appear smaller.

>>64087336
They are the opposite of commies, it's a Monarchy.

>>64087602
It is well known that i'm a old white guy living in Maine.
Anonymous No.64087778 >>64087805 >>64087952
>>64085810
>Posting the cope Photoshop after getting mogged this hard

Just log out of your 4chan account and don't come back
Anonymous No.64087805
>>64087778
>COPE COPE COPE

NTA, butI have never met an asian I wasn't taller than.
Anonymous No.64087879 >>64088302
>64087611
You should move to NK so I won't have to see you shilling them
Anonymous No.64087925 >>64087978 >>64088218 >>64088604
>>64087195
Generally speaking, steel pots are better, but weigh more. The penetrating threats that kevlar stops that steel wouldn't are a marginal class in the case of helmets; the fact that kevlar generally suffers huge backface deformation from those threats, means that the real benefits are tiny since backface deformation kind of fucking sucks when the backing is inelastic skull.

So you helmets with a fucking storage life that you can't even use as a cooking pot anymore. One of the few "back to the future" reformer kind of takes that I really buy into. Thin steel helmets with worse ballistic protection would generally be way better for line infantry, and most other forces should just be using some variation on bump helmets.
Anonymous No.64087952
>>64087778
Weak westerners cannot comprehend the power of juche or recognize North Korea's super soldier breeding program. Within a decade Best Korea will have enough men to simply mog the rest of the world into submission
Anonymous No.64087978
>>64087925
Forgot to mention that the lower density and increased standoff (due to the greater deformation) means that, in terms of muscle fatigue, the lower weight of kevlar helmets is more than offset by their greater leverage. And that's before they get wet, and their cam cover gets wet, and any scrim gets wet, which all bring the weights closer together but in ever case the kevlar helmet gets all the new weight added on a much longer lever.

Like, they just suck... We got it wrong....
Anonymous No.64087992
>>64085810
fake and gay
Anonymous No.64088135
>>64086284
It's unfair and you should pick another character
Anonymous No.64088182
>>64085810
it does make me laugh that sk still tries to find the tallest recruits for the dmz
Anonymous No.64088218
>>64087925
Interesting take, but kevlar is superior for protection in weight, regardless of backface deformation. Not to mention nvg optics mountings. I will conseed that I do think steel pots are pretty comfy, but I'd much rather go into combat with my MICH if I had to pick one.
>cooking pot
This was a bad idea in 1942, you'll fuck up the heat treatment. I suspect one of my steel pots was used as such as it has cracks on it (the one with the mitchell cover) Also, light and smell discipline, starting fires is begging to give up your position.
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc No.64088302
>>64087879
Ghost posting while doing a non-quote.

Nice style and good form!
Anonymous No.64088314
>>64085776 (OP)
Enter his butt with my rifle (penis).
Anonymous No.64088351 >>64090195 >>64090414
>>64087356
supposedly stripped him and threw him into a cage with 120 starving dogs, literal Game of Thrones shit
Anonymous No.64088380
>64088302
Why aren't you living in NK? If its so heckin trad and based wouldn't you be posting from there?
Anonymous No.64088460
>64088302
Kys spamming chinksect
Anonymous No.64088604
>>64087925
Offensively stupid reformer-tier take. Increased ballistic resistance means that faster and bigger frag that would otherwise be lethal can be stopped. Far from a "marginal class" of threat profiles. Protection from mid-long range rifle caliber hits was a concern as far back as the fucking 70s too, and last I checked that's still a common battlefield threat that composite helmets have proven themselves to be superior against.
>The penetrating threats that kevlar stops that steel wouldn't are a marginal class in the case of helmets; the fact that kevlar generally suffers huge backface deformation from those threats, means that the real benefits are tiny since backface deformation kind of fucking sucks when the backing is inelastic skull.
Not true. Even a late 80s-manufactured PASGT is capable of stopping handgun calibers with nonlethal deformation. Modern helmets have come a long way and something like the Busch AMP-1 can take repeated 9mm hits at point blank with negligible deformation. Aside from defective helmets, only ultralight helmets explicitly made for special forces suffer from excessive BFD.
Steel helmets also either deform to a harmful degree or are penetrated and create additional spalling.
>So you helmets with a fucking storage life that you can't even use as a cooking pot anymore.
Storage life is a meme for rigid aramid armor like helmets. They will last several decades at the least if kept in even the bare minimum storage conditions, which is to say not outdoors, overheated, or wet. Like inside any building fit for human habitation.
Using steel helmets as cooking pots is retarded to begin with because that would ruin the heat treatment, and other than the M1, few historical steel helmets could be used as water vessels at all because of the vent and screw holes. There is zero loss in capability between steel helmets and kevlar in their ability to be used to carry water. All of this shit is literal fuddlore.
Anonymous No.64090097
>>64086117
Anonymous No.64090195 >>64090414
>>64088351
He also ordered the death of some other male relative via auto-canon firing squad. Supposedly he was absolutely hammered drunk when he made that decision, and regretted it when he'd sobered up.
Anonymous No.64090379 >>64090743
>>64086117
>So the the typical female Nork in the aged 20-30 is likely around 4' tall.
That is way way shorter then average. The average 12 year old japanese girl would height mog most north korean women.
Anonymous No.64090414
>>64088351
>>64090195
Absolute bullshit. Every one of those stories has zero evidence and almost every time the person shows up latter just fine.

He did have his brother killed though, he was both a Chinese puppet and a US spy, his family is in the US now.
Anonymous No.64090601
>>64086284
imo small soldier is better
fits a tank better fits under the edge of the trench better + trenches can be more shallow
simple as
Anonymous No.64090718
>>64087611
>They are the opposite of commies, it's a Monarchy.
Do the North Korean actually use any monarchist iconography or language that isn't also applicable to a Stalin or Mao type personality cult? It's still the Worker's Party of Korea, and Kim Jong Un is the supreme leader, not openly called a king or anything. Monarchy has also existed over different economic systems as well, so "communist", or more accurately "socialist" is still an accurate description, so "monarcho-socialism" is probably the most accurate description of their system that people who aren't autisticly invested in them would be able to understand.
Anonymous No.64090743 >>64090959 >>64091751
>>64090379
Bruh, WTF‽
That size comparison really puts things into perspective.
They'd be like a different species compared to a larger-than-average westoid like myself.
Anonymous No.64090959
>>64090743
I find it very hard to believe that north korean women are around 4 feet. If anything a more accurate estimation would be they are consistently below 5 feet on average but well above 4 feet..

Going by data from
>https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/average-height-of-women?time=1970
Then north korean women at 18 years old in 1988 (born 1970) had the average height of 157 cm, if we add some possible height penalties to north korean women after the 1990's starvation events (0-, 5-, 10-, 15-cm in height possibilities) then the results would be pic related. You need a crazy -35 cm for it go down close to 4 feet territory.
Anonymous No.64091751
>>64090743
4' is literally midget height, there's no way that's true.
Anonymous No.64091940
>>64085776 (OP)
Crush his throat with my bare hands