Just small ways to make your house a harder target for potential robbers, attackers, etc.
Subtly. No anti air batteries on the roof.

>>64087588 (OP)
Jackie Chan.

>>64087588 (OP)
red the hesco thread

>>64087588 (OP)
I'm not a signatory of the Ottawa Convention, so: land mines

>>64087588 (OP)
Ignore the suggestions about quicksand and piranhas and such.

Back up the landscaping with the usual suggestions about good locks, better doors, break resistant film for windows, etc.

And mount some cameras in bird houses, put up some of those solar powered yard lights, ideally the lights and cameras overlap so if one is found or damaged, it doesn't leave a hole in the coverage.

>>64087588 (OP)
Another image of defensive landscaping.

>>64087753
All those trees block your own view of anyone approaching the house.

>>64087767
They also block the sightline of people off the property, like burglars casing the neighborhood. Or snipers, if that's logical threat, like someone in the criminal justice system might face.

But if sightlines are a big concern, you go with a wide, low thorny bush, something wide enough no one is going to jump over it. Like a living plant version of a low wire entanglement.

Most of us would do trees at the property line and then bushes closer to the house. People stand out well against the trees, either visually or via thermals, and thus you know you have company and can determine you next course of action.

>>64087753
>Buy a llama

>>64087757
and
>>64087795

>>64087588 (OP)
The best bang for your buck is to have bars on the insides of the windows and a way to barricade your doors from the inside with a metal bar that goes into the floor or similar. Most people, even armed and determined people, will give up when they realize they aren't getting in without busting out some type of sledgehammer or tools. And even then, it's not like you won't be shooting at them when they are attempting to break in. Battery powered alarms can be installed on every window and door also, so that if they should come open when you are sleeping, a very loud alarms rings out, as loud as a smoke detector. This will at least wake you up and you'll be at least armed and ready for what's coming. Motion alert cameras are also very cheap nowadays. They can alert your phone if anyone even approaches say, your front or back door.

Anything else is likely a waste of money. But if you are filthy rich, who cares.

I've always wanted a property with a secret underground bunker, with several walkable tunnels that lead up and out to random places on the property, with the exit points camouflaged by terrain and bushes, etc... That way if you are overrun, you can at least retreat out of some tunnel to some point like 200 yards away from the house. But that's billionaire type shit.

hidden jeet pits with a poo moat

>>64089185
Installing an exterior grade door with a good deadbolt for your bedroom is another cost-effective improvement you can do yourself. Even if someone gets into your house, it'll buy you a bit more time to wake up and ready yourself.
Being able to lock the bedroom door when you're out or on vacation also means another barrier slowing down any smash and grab burglaries when you're out.

Motion-activated exterior lighting too, especially if you live in an area with friendly/nosy neighbors.

>I've always wanted a property with a secret underground bunker, with several walkable tunnels that lead up and out to random places on the property, with the exit points camouflaged by terrain and bushes, etc...
I've got a basement saferoom with a crawlable tunnel to the pool house. Secret staircase running from the bedroom to the kitchen to the basement too. Didn't cost as much as you'd think, I'm definitely no billionaire.

>>64087588 (OP)
An entrance control point at the entrance to your property. This is mostly assuming the rest of the perimeter of your property is secured or difficult to cross, but even an ECP design on a paved road has value.

Essentially just a heavily exaggerated S shape in the entry road, forcing potential attackers to slow down, giving you time to counter. But a paved road in that shape only deters those in a standard vehicle. If they can just plow through it in a 4x4, then all that work was for nothing. Adding speed bumps and surrounding it with 2 foot earthen barriers or deep wadis works.

>>64087753
>bamboo
don't that shit spread like wildfire

>>64087588 (OP)
paralytic blowdart trap so i can chain the intruder up while he's incapacitated and force him to witness my suicide by 8-pounder cannon (round shot)

>>64091070
Yes and you can never kill it unless you remove all the earth it grows in

>lock all doors at all times except when I'm out running (I never leave line-of-sight of my house, just do laps and sprints)
>blackout curtains at front of house
>front yard fully visible from living room window
>back yard fully visible from kitchen window (kitchen is about 12 feet above ground)
>ballistic wall shield and knife (objectively most effective hallway defense kit) kept behind couch
>no visibility from outside into rooms
>lock bedroom door before bed each night

>>64087588 (OP)
Secret tunnels
>for escape
>to quickly move between fortified positions
If thats out of the picture then set up a strongpoint with a killzone in front, make one entry far easier than the others and let that entry funnel into the killzone.

>>64087767
Build a western style windmill or a a watertower. Then fortify a crows nest in there. Even your daughter could stay up there, scout and report on walkie talkie

>>64087588 (OP)
attach the strike plates for all your external doors all the way to the door frame by using 3" or 3-1/2" screws rather than the 2" or 1 1/2" they always come with. Makes your doors far harder than normal to kick in, forcing them to possible kick it 2 or three times to gain entry, alerting you in the process, and possibly getting them to just fuck off knowing they have made too much noise already.

>>64089185
Yup, a big and heavy oak door with a strong beam behind it (even without locks) has kept german and austrian farmers sae from eastern subhuman raids for thousands of years.

>>64089185
>But that's billionaire type shit.
Its not, a bunch of jews did just that in NYC. While they used it to rape kids (like in that one school where hollywood even made a movie about it later calling the kids antisemitic) you can use yours for good. Easiest would be to just get a tranchdigger or backhoe for like 10k,

>>64089337
>Didn't cost as much as you'd think
Idk man it doesnt sit right with me to not diy your secret escape hatches, remember the case of this german archeology professor who bought a mansion somewhere in south america and then the workers he hired for his luxurious wine cellar came back and tortured him to tell them where the money is and then killed him?

>>64087588 (OP)
>How do you fortify your house?
Disguised anti-intruder fence. Very building code violating (fire escape hazard)
Multiple doors and locks. Small windows.

As an inner city dweller I do what i can. Can't have an anti-tank ditch for example, no land to speak of

>>64093391
Nice fanfiction

>>64093401
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_synagogue_tunnel_incident

Was it really so hard to google this?

https://youtu.be/E99gFM-o3-Q?si=wcZ-9JfLCiOsTjDm

Even the jewish jew owned judenpresse reported on it?
I couldnt find the video of the arrests right now but inside the tunnels were high chairs and during the arrest they pulled out shitstaind mattresses on which the jews used to rape the children they abducted.

>>64093427
>on which the jews used to rape the children they abducted.
As he said, nice fanfiction.
It was some retarded expansion "attempt" by students at the curly hair synagoge who wanted more space. Nothing about some child rape and abduction.
>Naw dude you just KNOW, it came to me through the arcane weave and through dreams of my ancestors

>>64093401
Btw it was never investigated the tunnels were just filled with concrete. This also happened in the rape tunnels on the epstein island shortly before being apprehended he ordered a whole bunch of cement and consteuction equipment to his island.

Btw he didnt kill himself, he was arrested during the trump reign and got to walk free + zion don is in the files because hes a pedo who raped kids at epstein island.

Elon musk literally called it, lmao.

ANYWAYS please stop discussing politics on my weapons board.

I would like to add to the discussion that there are multiple defence systems that when triggered quickly fill a room with teargas for example. If the purple burglar who caused the alarm didnt bring a gasmask but you have one you get snother leg up on him

Sturdy doors and security windows.
That's pretty much it unless you want your house to look like some place where something fishy is going on or splurge insane amounts of money, though security windows and good doors are already costly.

>>64093431
>attempt
Yes exactly all they gave were some half assed attempted explanations with holes un their logic.
Can you explain the shitstained mattress and the 400.000 missing children every year then?
But NEVERMIND, dont derail the thread with your (((conspiracy theories))) when the proof is in the shitstained pudding.

You fucking FED

>>64093449
>Can you explain the shitstained mattress
They're dirty fucks and the tunnels were dirty.
>and the 400.000 missing children every year then
Children go missing and responsible parents and guardians report that, the overwhelming majority of them are quickly found.
>holes un their logic.
I suppose you got this through the arcane weave as well polnigger sama?

>>64093427
None of the findings added up to what you claimed

>>64093440
>Btw it was never investigated
Cause there was fuck-all to investigate
>muh dirty mattresses
Ever seen hobo tent camps? Lots of stained mattresses there, simply because hobos are dirty fucks and these were basically cultist Jewish hobos. Go to Commiefornia or darkest Chicago and check it out
Look, I was right here when we made jokes about the other purposes those mattresses might've been for, but you have to learn to draw the line between talking shit and actual evidence

>>64093449
>400.000
Sigh

>>64093431
>It was some retarded expansion "attempt" by students at the curly hair synagoge who wanted more space.
Yeah, this totally looks like some students just wanted to expand their rec room.

>>64093466
>such professional interior design
NTA but yes this is exactly the kind of half assed job that my mates and I would've done up in college
If this is the standard of "muh secret billionaire Jewish secret base" you imagine, you must be a Nigerian film-maker

>>64093459
>>64093456
Dear ATF, Dear FBI,

Yes of course you are right im sorry i doubted my masters i will behave from now on amd never again believe the evidence of my lying eyes and ears and will only recognise patterns in the wallpaper from now on.
Please dont send a tank to my house.

Speaking of, lets get back to the topic at hand, how do i defend my house against tanks?
A trench is barely enough since tanks are designed to destroy them, even war trenches. This was common in the iraq war (jews in american govt started it with jewish lies and killed 1 mio iraqis) where the tank wouldnt engage the enemy trench and just run over it and then turn ontop of it burying the enemy soldiers.

>>64093459
>None of the findings added up to what you claimed

We currently do not have evidence that the doctor washing his hands after taking a shit makes the birth safer for mother or child.
Ignaz semmelweis you are a conspiracy theorist and a shame for medicine and science.

Lmao kys with your service pistol

>>64093478
>lets get back to the topic at hand
Very well
>how do i defend my house against tanks?
You don't

>>64093491
>how do i defend my house against tanks?
>You don't

F E D

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>>64093492
Something like this can block their path, could also be nice looking like wall this high, give them one entry point where they have to slow down then hit them with thermite charges, bonus points for a tunnel leading up to that point so you can throw your diy AT grenades out of a shrub without detection.

Also, drones

>>64093491
>how do i defend my house against tanks?
>you don't
a quicksand moat

>>64093492
>fed fed fed fed fed
If schizo conspiratards paid me a dollar for every theory they got wrong, and I paid them a dollar for every theory they got right, I'd be a millionaire

>>64093503
>block their path
When a tank can easily erase your house from miles away what's the defence?

Yeah sure you can fougasse your garden path
>dear >>64093492, look that up honey child
but who says they need to walk up that garden path other than to sift through the rubble to tag and bag your bones?

>>64093510
Not even necessary, you can dig an antitank ditch
Very good defence against ram raiders actually
Tell the HOA it's a haha

But it's not actually anti"tank" per se

>>64087753
with this you'd have very little fruit and vegetable space though
I think raised vegetable boxes would make a good deterent especially if they're staggered so you have to zigzag to get through them

>>64093521
>t
Thank you for your honesty, so this means you have to dronestrike the fed convoy before its near your home.
Possibly prepare and IED ambush like afghans did to your zogbots.
Also yes if you would include the retarded conspiracy theories that you feds have made up and spread around troofer forums and such in order to discredit legit insights, like flat earth. Is MK Ultra real or not? Did israel attack the USS Liberty or not? Were american sjips really attacked by north vietnamese in the golf of tonkin?

Anyways stop honeypotting me you fucking golem

How do you build a cabin with a steel reinforced concrete bunker under it?

>>64093550
Forst you dig a hole
Then you build the bunker
Then on top the cabin
Then yoj fill whats left of the hole and plant some nice flowers

>>64093557
But how

>>64093559
Depends on the size, if you want it real big you should buy a mini excavator, if you think you can so it by hand do it.
Determine frost depth, this is the depth to which the ground freezes every year, if the foot of your bunker is below that, good, frozen ground will lift buildings if they dont sit underneat it and tear off waterlines etc.
Do a layer of gravel all around then pour like 1cm of concrete and roughly even it out. On this you can place the coverage to hold in place the concrete for your real footing, for rebar just ask the guy at the store for sonething that always works, you cant do too much rebar. Important, have one mat on the ground and one at the top with a few cm back from the exterior layers. Then buy precast concrete bricks and build the walls, then get some picrels adjust to height, layout the boards for coversge and cast the concrete like you did before, rebar is alot more important here, just ask the guy at the store. Now you look at a youtube video on simple timber framing and build the cabin, then you do another layer of concrete without rebar on a layer of insulation ontop of the bunker ceiling on which yiu can layout the floorboards. Now plaster the thick bitumen stuff around the outside of the bunker walls, glue on installation, fill the hole with gravel and then plqnt some nice flowers in your gsrden

>>64093525
>Tell the HOA it's a haha
You'll have more luck selling it as a bioswale

>>64093542
I mentioned in the Hesco thread the idea of wicker raised beds as fighting positions, but yeah, raised beds would have use as anti-ramming obstacles, fighting positions, and a source of tasty food.

>>64087588 (OP)
I add a welcome mat and unhinge the lockset that holds up the 40lb to activate floor drop trap.

It's just a mild spring thats bent a little that holds it on a sliding angle lip that holds it up. About 3 gallons of water activates it. The front door has elevated hinges so it closes by itself.

>>64087753
>quicksand pits
Chronically unserious. Nice garden though.

>>64087588 (OP)
We fortifying this position?