Thread 64087801

This guy didnt mow his lawn so the cops rolled in with a tank and opened fire on him and shot him dead.

How would you defend from an armoured attack on your house?
In the scenario i am describing the tank is obviously a russian main batle tank (built in 1942), which is equivalent to a modern civilian police tank.

>>64087801 (OP)
Panzerfaust modernized

>>64087801 (OP)
>OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
drones
mines for any entrance to the house
sandbags on all walls

Holy shit its real

>>64087838
>address high grass
is that some euphemism? 1984-like dystopian bullshit lmao

>>64087801 (OP)
>This guy didnt mow his lawn so the cops rolled in with a tank and opened fire on him and shot him dead.
Do you have any actual link?
>How would you defend from an armoured attack on your house?
I wouldn't, that's outside of my threat scenarios. If I somehow had a few hours of warning I could use my tractor and chainsaw to make it hard for an armored vehicle to approach very closely easily, dig some big holes and drop some huge trees, there's enough hilly rocky forest around that with enough cutting of the driveway it'd slow things down. I have no serious way to hurt one, the only thing I can imagine is some sort of trap hosing it down with fuel oil I use for heating and then igniting it, if it's not an actual MBT but just a typical GWOT handmedown to the cops being on fire might discourage it.

But realistically with no warning the only hope would be to hide in the basement or flee into the woods immediately and head for one of my hides. Armored vehicles are an overwhelming advantage vs randos.

>>64087840
Never, ever buy a place covered by an HOA holy shit.

>>64087845
>being on fire might discourage it
I'll add that the aforementioned heavy forest is a reason to maybe NOT liberally use fire, though I don't live in a super dry area so if it's been raining a lot it or it's winter and snow covered it could be ok.

>>64087801 (OP)
THIS is considered high?

because OP is a faggot 100% of the time:
>https://www.newson6.com/story/688b9d0696fa76b156e531e2/muskogee-man-dies-in-gunfire-exchange-with-police-during-incident-at-home
>the standoff began when a code enforcement officer visited the home for a routine tall grass violation
>Teehee said the man eventually opened the front door and fired at least three rounds from what appeared to be an AK-47-style pistol equipped with a drum magazine and green laser. Two bullets struck the Bearcat, and a third ricocheted beneath it, damaging the concrete and continuing into a neighbor’s yard.
>The suspect’s gun reportedly malfunctioned, preventing further shots.
hahaha should have picked an AR-15 instead of unreliable commie meme crap

>>64087801 (OP)
>pull gun on cops without even a second thought
dipshit had it coming a mile away

>>64087873
>if you don't cut your grass to specification you deserve to get shot
land of z free

>>64087840
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>>64087801 (OP)
How does it feel being Chinese.

>>64087887
is that the new script? "c*****"?

This thread smells like someone took a shit in a street

>>64087801 (OP)
>>64087838
>Muskogee police released new information Tuesday about a deadly officer-involved shooting, saying the man who opened fire on officers over the weekend had pointed a laser-equipped weapon at a city worker days before the standoff.

>The shootout happened after officers responded to a code enforcement complaint and the suspect barricaded himself inside a home.

>Police say suspect fired from front door, was heavily armed. According to Muskogee Police Chief Johnny Teehee, the standoff began when a code enforcement officer visited the home for a routine tall grass violation. The resident, later identified as the suspect, appeared to use his garage door as a distraction while officers approached.

>Police say they brought in the department’s Special Operations Team and an armored Bearcat vehicle as the situation escalated.

>During negotiations, the suspect claimed he was a military veteran and accused police of harming him in the past. Officials said he refused to come out of the home, turned off his phone, and warned officers he would not surrender.

>Teehee said the man eventually opened the front door and fired at least three rounds from what appeared to be an AK-47-style pistol equipped with a drum magazine and green laser. Two bullets struck the Bearcat, and a third ricocheted beneath it, damaging the concrete and continuing into a neighbor’s yard.

>The suspect’s gun reportedly malfunctioned, preventing further shots.

1. AR supremacy 2. Dont use drum mags because ass 3. Don't pull guns on retard-rule enforcer because you decided to live in retard land. Get acreage, make the commute to work.

>>64087893
Maybe just don't pull a gun on someone because you can't handle your temper like a fag

>>64087893
overall based and sane pilled, though at the same time fuck the police and america's absolute trash mental health care. like this guy had zero criminal history, wasn't threatening anyone else, wasn't wanted for anything remotely important, like why not just back off and give it some time? they're in such a fucking rush to bring out their fun toys and shoot people for failing to RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH when most of the time you could just, like, call their families or something and have them talk to someone they trust ffs

>>64087893
He went full schizo

>>64087838
Man, the Home Owner’s Association has gotten aggressive about those lawns.

>>64087900
maybe hold """officers""" who """"""protect & serve"""""" and have gold plated pensions and shit to at least as high standards as we would normal citizens

>>64087907
Don't be a fag and pull a gun on someone because you can't handle your anger

>>64087913
>nooooo we felt so scared and threatened in our ARMORED VEHICLE
yeah

>>64087801 (OP)
we're already seeing the consequences of ICE wreaking havoc on the lawncare industry

>>64087912
If you're pulling a gun on someone because they told you your grass is too high you deserve to be shot for simply being too stupid.

>>64087916
>Manchild who can't handle his anger

>shoots at the grass inspector (lol)
>shoots at the armored vehicle (????)
the police were totally justified in dropping this retard

>>64087885
He didnt get killed for having tall grass, he got killed for firing on the guy whose job it is to say "your grass is too high, you agreed to cut it when you moved in"
Then the cops came, then he got clowned.

You get someone bitching at you, maybe a citation, for grass. (Not that I even agree with that, but it's complicated... should one asshole have the freedom to drag down another asshole's property values. I've been a lazy bastard? IDK). Shooting at the cops though... that's lethal force in any country, no?

Why the fuck would cops show up in an APC over a concern about grass length? I don’t think we’re being told the real story.

>>64087900
Maybe you faggots shouldnt show up waving a gun and badge and ticket book around cause a motherfucker skips a weekend of mowing his grass.

>>64087948
>asshole's property values [because they have been] been a lazy bastard***
fucking text2speech LOL

>>64087950
A regular inspector showed up and had a gun pulled at him. So he called the cops that the guy was threatening him and cops did what cops do

>>64087950
read the thread dumbass

>>64087948
Grass length isnt pulling down property values.
A real society would involve neighbors finding out why, talking to the guy and maybe offerimg to help not calling the state to enact violence on their behalf via lawfare and enforce a court date cause some fag wants uniformity when prospectove buyera drive through the neighborhood so he can get a return on investment.
Guys an idiot but its a societal problem with how we handle things.

>>64087954
Don't pull a gun on an inspector and then threaten and shoot at the cops like a man child

>>64087979
It's wild you still leave out the fact he pulled a gun on a guy because he's a man child

>>64087921
Shooting code enforcement officers should be normalized.

>>64087845
>Do you have any actual link?
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2FBreaking911%2Fstatus%2F1953201559866683633

>>64087873
Not cops, home owners association
>agents
That were there to berate him over his hrass being 1.5 inch too high

You're all sick people.
I hope you all get cancer. Fuck youse all.
I put a curse upon you all.
Fuck ya
mudda

>>64087887
Boy, at this point i wish i was.
Btw how are the epstein files coming along?

>>64087892
Or does it smell like too high grass??
Or js there a shit and you cant spot it because of the grads being too high?

>>64087900
Police opened fire first, and as you can see in the video the (heavily tatooed) cop snuck up already with a rifle in hand.

>>64087907
>RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH
The cop had his full arm tatooed

>>64087921
Do you really?
I mean try and have a serious thought here, a man died, do you REALLY deserve to get shot for having absoluteley no criminal record and pulling your gun during a fight with the extremely antagonistic HOA-NKWD about your perfectly mowed lawn being "too high"

>>64088052
>pull a gun during a verbal argument
yes you deserve it

>>64087948
>>64087950
>Grass is about 1.5 inches too long apparently
>mow it or well kick you out of your house
>no its not even too long
>mow it or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
>but i just did last week, its literally the same length as the neighbors
>we just did another measure and it is PRECISELY 1.37 inches TOO LONG mow it or we will take your property away.
>WELL come N get it, i know my rights!
>HALP Police! This maniac built a nuke in his basement or whatever

He should have killed the grass enforcers then and there and then check their IDs and go to their homes and kill everyone there.
NEVER threaten to kill someone if youre not ready to go through!

>>64087959
>text2speech
Kys, or alternstively dont mow your lawn for a week (suicide by cop)

>>64087979
>Guys an idiot but i
This isnt a southpark episode, a guy who carried his own guns on his own property is dead!

>>64087873
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>>64087964
>t. they're justifying it over this length of grass and not even thinking about it
>t. absolutely deluded takes by people desperate to justify cops shooting people
The guy's grass is barely longer than his neighbours, which is also uncut. What clearly happened here is some HOA or whatever is using the cops to bully this dude by applying rules differently on him to on anyone else because they don't like him. Probably they don't like him because he owns guns and he's a bit of a weirdo - just like every other person here. They didn't even need to serve it in person, they can literally just put it in a letterbox and let the dude settle down a bit, come back later if he denies receipt, instead of sending an MRAP to try to force the dude to accept some faggot trespassing all over his property so that he can put a piece of paper in his hand.

In ANY OTHER SCENARIO if a person sent another person to your house to find a bullshit reason to steal $200 or whatever the fine is and issue a breach that could later be used to kick you out of your own home when they trump up a few more breach notices, you would support gunning them down in cold blood, but the moment there's a badge in the picture you absolute faggots start simping and you think that telling them to fuck off and letting them know you're armed should be a death sentence. A man's home is his castle, and in it he is king. End of story. That's why castle doctrine exists and it shouldn't matter if you have the coolest uniform and badge ever, you are 110000% in the wrong when you breach castle doctrine, 500,000,000% in the wrong when you do it over objectively retarded and trumped up shit like this.

Actually fucking cucked lmao. Either that or you're deadbeat cops yourselves, in which case: Hot take, stop enforcing bullshit laws like this, especially escalating them to lethal force.

millennials really do think every neighborhood has an HOA that will strangle your dog if the grass is too high. this is like the house equivalent of thinking any girl you date will immediately accuse you of raping her.

you fucking retards WILLINGLY let other retards on this website psyop you into adopting actual, for-real schizophrenic beliefs and you enjoy it because your media-addicted brain sees a schizophrenic person as a main character and therefore someone to be idolized.

>>64088080
>throw your life away to punish a mild injustice against you.

>>64088057
>Handle your own gun on your own >property and you get shot.
Are you some kinda european (the bad kind like from france or britain)

>>64088087
OP you make up about a third of the replies in this thread how about you stop curating and do something else?

>>64088081
>nooo you don't understand
>it's a covenant community
>that means it's ok to shoot people if you pretend their grass is too long and they tell you to fuck off
>bro you don't understand he had it coming for living in the wrong neighborhood
>bro please bro anyone who treats their house like they own it is a schizo who deserves to die
>bro you gotta just be tread on
>please bro just let them tread on you please bro

>>64088010

Code enforcement is a city agency, not HOA.

https://www.muskogeeonline.org/departments/planning/code_enforcement.php

>>64088035
>midwits only

This explains so much about law enforcement.

>>64088091
Based

>>64088035
we're still posting and quoting this fucking article? its 25 years old now.

>>64088090
I am actually ALL of the replies, including the post i am replying to now

>>64088080

Probably could have told the city to go fuck itself and only caught a small ticket, but instead he turned himself into a fun afternoon for the bored local SWAT team because he had to wave a gun around.

Guy who responds to petty grievances by pulling a gun is no loss to the community.

>>64088084
>mild injustices are so commonplace that any stand against them is justification to infinitely escalate force right up to "summary execution by firing squad including MRAP"
If only the founding fathers foresaw the risk of excessive state power being used to make state-sponsored injustice the norm and implemented some kind of rule that let people arm themselves against it. You know, so that society would stop it from getting to that point by being well enough armed that mild injustice wouldn't become the norm. Or something. Idk.

>>64088103
Well did they change anything?
Lmao are you a cop?

>>64088087
>point gun at lawn janny during argument
>"I was merely handling my guns!!!!!"
>cops show up
>"handle" your guns at them
>get ventilated
>clearly this is about the grass

>>64087801 (OP)
There was an anon a couple days ago that pulled a gun on a HOA inspector and told her to get off his property or get shot...

>>64088113
it happened one time 25 years ago dude.

>>64087801 (OP)
Peak Burgerpunk

>>64088116
When the cops (with a rifle in hand and sneaking up and with a fucking tank) showed up he went out his door and he stood next to his house, not pointing the gun at them and also not shooting it.
Then the cops opened fire on him.
Also he had an AR15 and not a
>ak47 style pistol
As shown here
>>64088000

>>64088111
Multiple minor breaches form grounds for compulsory acquisition or eviction. These things aren't minor tickets, they're a mechanism for corrupt city or HOA officials to force you and your family out of your home and to sell for a fraction of the value you expect. It's a classic mob racket, but all it takes for faggots to simp for it is repackaging it with a few blue uniforms, and then suddenly it's not organized crime, it's akchtually just a schizo who deserved what he got.

Pretty fucking real that /k/ in the post election tourism era doesn't even know the killdozer story. You faggots would absolutely 100% simp for the town that killed that guy. This place has gone to the dogs.

>>64088116
Remind me, does the 2nd amendment extend to your own property??
Btw is picrel you? Bootlicker.

>>64088149
>This place has gone to the dogs.
Sir this is a trans safespace, it had also gone to the cats

>>64088149
you're trying way too hard right now. you're obviously some non-american trying to get people to do terrorism.

>>64088149
This. I highly doubt that guy just suddenly snapped for no reason.

>>64088116
>point gun at someone trespassing on your property and tell them to get off
A man's home is his castle, and in it he is king.
>cops show up and start trespassing on your property
A man's home is his castle, and in it he is king.
>get ventilated by the trespassers
You're right, it's not about the grass, it's about The Castle.

>>64088161
>no arguments just appeal to authority
Dear mr Fed, if you have time i would be happy about an update on the epstein case

>>64088161
>terrorism
fgfsgd I'm trying to get the LEOs posting in this thread to stop doing terrorism, not telling anyone to go out and do any

>>64087921
My backyard looks like fucking Vietnam, if the cops come it's welcome to the jungle

>>64088184
>A man's home is his castle, and in it he is king.

pure feels. you aren't american.

>>64088143
you're right, unfortunately the video in the OP had no audio and I wasn't able to tell who shot first without going to fucking twatter
that being said, """handling""" your guns at a lawn janny is the weakest excuse on the planet
>>64088184
nigga castle doctrine doesn't let you blast someone at your front door

>>64088149

Dude picked an AK pistol with a drum mag and green laser for his last stand weapon. Not beating the schizo allegations.

Way I see it this nut shooting it out with the local cops is a happy ending no matter how it shakes out, assuming no neighbors catches a stray. Local pigs vs heavily armed malcontent searching for a violent death is a win-win scenario.

Probably get a good deal on the house once it goes to market.

>>64088201
>Castle Doctrine is pure feels.

>>64088213
you dont know what castle doctrine is because you are not american. you are just IMAGINING what you think it is.

>>64088206
>nigga castle doctrine doesn't let you blast someone at your front door
He didn't. He didn't kill anyone. You could argue that the warning shots were reckless, illegal and stupid, but they were still less than lethal force. He appears to have tried to use the minimum force necessary to prevent further violation of his rights at every step.

>>64088229
>minimum force necessary to prevent further violation of his rights at every step.

the minimum force necessary would be going to the statehouse and pleading his case but low-IQs and mentally ill people can only think 'Run' or 'Fight'

>>64088223
>t. thinks it's just something about duty to retreat
>t. probably thinks it's some kind of modern political term
>t. literally doesn't even know what castle doctrine is or where it comes from
Niggers like you would have supported the redcoats. Not even joking.

>>64088081
>millenials
Nigga I'm 37, I and most us are homeowners at this point and can speak from personal experience. You can't psyop (most) people into believing disinfo/agitprop when it conflicts with actual firsthand experience.
You are 100% thinking of zoom zooms.
>t. about to marry a zoomette
Most of them are mindbroken neurotic schizos (not mine though). It's disturbing what the Internet plus Covid due to that generation.

>>64088242
>the minimum force necessary
The breach of his rights would have occurred before that, at the point when the lawn inspector trespassed on his property. You're saying he should let the breach happen and then try to remedy it later. That's the (direct) equivalent of retreating to let the nigger into your house to steal shit at night unopposed, so that you can try to take him to small claims court later to recover the goods and expense.

I guarantee you if this situation was about some black guy chimping out over receiving a noise complaint nobody in this thread would defend him and everyone would praise the cops for getting rid of a jogger

>>64088229
Must be a real bummer that even in the reddest states in this country, nobody has any patience with this libertarian fantasy world where its ok to threaten to kill anyone who crosses the property line.

Even in gun humping right wing shitholes you're gonna get airholes pulling a gun on an agent of the state.

Our schizo has ascended to Libertarian Heaven now. His troubles are over

>>64088256
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>>64088244

straight up multiboxing 4chan

>>64088229
Shooting at some low level code enforcer does not prevent further violation of his rights in this scenario. All it did was get the cops to show up with some half baked info about a crazy guy with a gun shooting at people. Even if he didn't end up getting an armored car rammed down his front porch, he would have gotten fucked in court over this.

>>64088212
>Dude picked an AK pistol with a drum mag and green laser for his last stand weapon. Not beating the schizo allegations.
Thats fake news by psyop posters, he had an AR15, or maybe just something the journalisst described as an ar15

>>64088256
Noise violates the neighbours rights to peaceful use of their house and property. Grass of approximately the same length as the neighbours does not infringe on their property or impede their ability to peacefully enjoy it. The two wouldn't be equivalent.

If everything were identical about the two stories except that the deceased were black, then I'd be defending him exactly as I am, and I'd still be calling the people saying the cops were in the right niggers. Being a nigger is much less about your skin color than it is about your ability to engage in sound abstract reasoning and display reasonably low time preference.

>>64088212
>Probably get a good deal on the house once it goes to market.
Blackstone will buy it and from the rest of your post i think maybe the own you too

>>64088273
you didn't even know what blackstone was a week ago

>>64088272
>Being a nigger is much less about your skin color than it is about your ability to engage in sound abstract reasoning and display reasonably low time preference.
>He says defending a guy who escalated a minor dispute by threatening to shoot someone

>>64088213
Same level as
*Sassy black woman voice*
>the second amendment does NOT exist in MAH courdrooom
*choir of ebonic birds in the background*
>mmmmmhhhhhhhmmm
>you go girl
>you heard her

>>64088229
>warning shots
There werent HE NEVER FIRED HIS GUN!!
When the cops showed up he just came out the door, stood next to it and held his gun in hks hands, pointkng kt at the ground.

>>64087801 (OP)
>dindo nuffin
Possible, the cops do just murder people from time to time but it's much more likely he did something.

>>64087838
Would you look at that, he did something.

>>64087801 (OP)
>This guy didnt mow his lawn
Somehow I doubt that's the whole story

>>64088273
Blackstone isn't so bad as long as you keep up with mowing the lawn.

>>64088287

Yeah the hedges were a mess too

>>64088275
Lmao what the fuck is your low iq post even trying to say?
Anyways ill bitw:

Fuck you ive known about (((them))) for a long time.

>>64088265
do you have any evidence to back up your claim

>>64088299
im saying that you only know about blackstone because of the shooting. before then you would have said blackrock but they're old news.

>>64088261
(you)
>>64088264
>>64088259
What mechanism do you propose that a free man in a free society should have to prevent trespass by agents of the state? Not a libertarian schizo question. Genuine one. What should a person do? Find a new America, colonize it, then win a war of independence against America, create a constitution that's supposed to guarantee it, and prevent breaches as they occur with _____?

Pretty clearly the problem here is that the state believes it has moral authority to do this stuff, and enough people like (you) seem to agree with them that it's not a votable issue, so at best we're looking at a tyranny of the majority and at worst we're looking at literal organized crime rackets operating using state protection. I'm not saying that Mr Libertarian Schizo should kill anyone who crosses his yard line, but I'm unclear what alternative any of you propose to threatening lethal force against such trespasses. It seems like we've come a long way from "2A exists to protect 1A and prevent tyranny", and now it's something like "2A exists to support hobbies".

>>64088293
You vill eat ze bug
You vill mow ze lawn

Any bootlicking traitor ITT is literally this woman

>>64088313
>post on pc
>post on phone
>post on pc
>post on phone

>>64088278
>minor dispute
Letting people set themselves up to steal your house off you isn't a minor dispute. A man's home is his castle, and in it he is king.

>>64088316
>You vill eat ze bug

no one has proposed eating bugs for years, dude. it was a passing fad by venture capitalists.

how is it possible to be so out of touch despite being terminally online?

>>64088000
This is the source
>>64088305
And also the video

>>64088320
could you post a picture of an electrical socket in your house please?

>>64088313
I don't really have a right answer to the HOA menace, but throwing your life away over a shitty lawn violation is pretty clearly the wrong answer.

>>64088325
You are just straight up lying and that about everything.
Just last year the EU legalized putting up to 10% of bugs into ANY food and WITHOUT having to declare it on the package.

>>64088261
Doong what now? Being a retarded cocksucker incapable of arguing on premise for the sake of the group effect?

A guy got fined for having lush, healthy grass.
He did not appreciate it.
Story would be equalized if at least 1 other involved person had died.

Figure this out, understand why it makes sense, and get over yourself.

>>64088325
While we're at it Senomyx HEK (Human Embryonic Kidney) is a flavor enhancer made from aborted babies and it's usage according to WHO guidelines doesnt have to be declared on any packaging

>>64088346
>Just last year the EU legalized putting up to 10% of bugs into ANY food and WITHOUT having to declare it on the package.

probably because harvesting and processing grain involves accidentally grinding up lots of bugs

>>64088319
Now you're just being an actual schizo.
>>64088297
Underrated post. He probably forgot to fertilize as well, and someone heard him say he wasn't going to water every day in the summer.
>>64088283
He shot three times at the APC. Someone posted it somewhere here. Still doesn't mean they should have charged his house with an MRAP and gunned him down.
>>64088280
Decolonizing your mind of the legal concepts of the colonizer like castle doctrine is a necessary step towards ending racial inequality. You will own nothing, the state will have dominion even inside your own home, and you will be happy.

>>64088313
>>What should a person do?

Probably cut the grass more often.

Only libertarians could valorize being so maladjusted that the smallest imposition is worth trying to kill a stranger over. Anyone old enough to own a gun should have outgrown these libertarian ideals. Shit's embarrassing man.


Keep living your truth by threatening to kill the meter maid or whatever. I suppose there has to be dumber things to die over.

>>64088331
I can't see dick on the video brother

>>64088361
>23 posts by this ID

>>64088357
>lots
Like 0.1 % on a bad day.

>>64088363
>>64088365
Lolbertarians are the forever lolcows of the internet

>>64087801 (OP)
Whatever arms the government can take up against us, we should be legally permitted to take those same arms up against them. (They don't want that because they're afraid of us).

>>64088339
I've already told you twice where I'm from, you were just too stupid to notice.
>>64088343
A fair reply, and I guess we mostly fundamentally agree but just disagree on what a society where it doesn't happen looks like. In my mind it's a loss of civic virtue kind of thing wouldn't even exist if there were more civic and martial virtue in general society, but even I'll admit that's a pretty wild take.

>>64088361
>Someone posted it somewhere here.
No, someone posted somewhere here the opposite of what youre claiming and the exact thing i am claiming.

Where do you get off (you)ing me with
>source?
And then posting shit like this, why is the burden of proof on me only?
Are you really a (((boomer))) or something???

>>64088382
>already told you he's not from America
>already told you twice where he is from
>still too fucking stupid to get it without being spoon fed

>>64088361
Sorry i called you a (((boomer))) i read the rest of your post and youre actually based

>>64088383
>>64088391
no you haven't.

>>64088365
How to check?

>>64088399
>No, someone posted somewhere here the opposite of what youre claiming and the exact thing i am claiming.
Read the thread you dumb fuck.
>>64087893
>Teehee said the man eventually opened the front door and fired at least three rounds from what appeared to be an AK-47-style pistol equipped with a drum magazine and green laser. Two bullets struck the Bearcat, and a third ricocheted beneath it, damaging the concrete and continuing into a neighbor’s yard.
>>64088387
I'm not sorry for calling you a dumb fuck. You know what's better than having people like you or agree with you? Being right.

>>64088405
its called having media literacy

>>64088404
Yes, I have lol, but you are that fucking stupid that you're unable to even recognize that I did it or where I did it.

Why are there so many posters in here championing whipping out a gun and threatening people and shooting at cops over the mildest of perceived injustices? Do we or de we not hate niggers, because this was absolute melanoid behavior.

>>64088081
But all of that is true doebeit

>>64088357
Goalpostmoving, copeing and worst of all knowing shit about agriculture. You might actually be jewish, huh?

No, the "novel food regulation" shit specifically lets you put it into ANY food.

>>64088412
>claims to be media literate
>cannot recognize the nationality of a poster despite being repeatedly told
DKE. I'm off to do other things. Enjoy going through the thread to work it out. I hope you eventually do.

>>64088356
The flavor enhancer is not made out of fetal cell lines they tested it on fetal cell lines.
>Inb4
I'm not saying that's a good thing but there's a difference between claiming they experiment of fetal cells lines and them putting it in your food
https://cogforlife.org/2022/05/09/senomyx-then-and-now/

>>64088408
>Being right
But youre not right you still havent proved a source other than your
>it came to me in a dream bullshit

>>64088428
No the fetal linin test shit is an obvious lie

>>64088419
Because a man's home is his castle, and in it he is king. Only niggers support passing or enforcing any law that says otherwise. Those laws are the direct legal equivalent of niggers coming into your house to take your TV, or into your land to steal your horses and cattle.

Now I really am going.

>>64088437
Post a gun you own, schizoid.

>>64088412
Ah ok so its actually called
>throwing around baseless accusations and assumptions

>>64087869
>Johnny Teehee
Johnny Teehee is the bane of my fucking existence.
Every fucking code violation that my HOA calls inevitably at some point involves running into an police officer named "Johnny Teehee," who the HOA affectionately describes as "an epic level cop who's also a retarded nudist fascist."
Johnny Teehee wanders the countryside with a unique Rod of Bullets powered by "retard magic" shoved up his anus, and he fires the Rod of Bullets by diddling his penis. He says nothing but his own name in different inflections and the phrase "I like-a the milsurp, gimme gimme the milsurp." The HOA thinks it's hilarious to have this character show up during the middle of encounters we're struggling at and start jerking off gunfire everywhere.
But the worst part is his chant. He wanders around chanting his name, so when he's about to show up the chant will start low;
Tee-hee-hee. Johnny Johnny
Tee-hee-hee. Johnny Johnny
And then get louder and louder until he's fucking shouting
TEE HEE HEE, JOHNNY JOHNNY!
TEE HEE HEE, JOHNNY JOHNNY!
And the neighbors love it! The other guys I live with think this is the best shitl Johnny Teehee has been our neighborhood’s de-facto inside joke, our signature "running gag" for six years now. When that chant starts up, everyone else joins in like a ritual; the whole neighborhood is expected to start chanting "TEE HEE HEE, JOHNNY JOHNNY " by the end, and every fucking time I refuse because this is some embarrassing circa-2002 Penguin of Doom shit, it's always the same thing; "There goes Anon again! No fun allowed around Anon! Anon's just a big grouch who's getting angry because we're making him touch Johnny Teehee penis again! Why won't you just let us have fun with this cop, he's just here for dumb fun, you stick-in-the mud!"
These motherfuckers are all over 25 years old.
Johnny Teehee is going to be the death of me.

>>64088419
OP is posting every minute

>>64088430
I really want to go but people keep saying stupid things. The source was literally in the post. The bit where something says "XXX said". That is sourcing. It gives you enough information to go and check whether the reporting of what the source said was accurate. So go and do that, you dumb fuck.

>>64087838
>Those """houses"""
I'd rather be shot than live in that shithole, such is life it muttistan

>>64088419
it's just a few sad /polint/ social rejects trying to goad other people into shooting up feds

>>64088445
Source?

>>64088419
/k/lowns all have autism, terminal I'm afraid.

>>64088419
This is a /pol/ thread aka a failed man thread.

>>64088113
>I receive training in Israel
Russian active measures is alive and well and barely concealed. :-/

>>64088441
You are a joke. This is the reply you deserve.

>>64087801 (OP)
>Using a fucking bearcat to drive by some guy for not mowing his lawn
There's more to this story, isn't there?

>>64088474
>not even a good nerf gun
faggot

>>64088445
Advanced FED insights and secret gangstalking knowl3dge

>>64088474
>laptop
>knockoff NERF
Oh my god he's foreign AND broke.

>>64088481
Better yet, it's not even my nerf gun. I can scarcely think of a way to make it a shittier post.

>>64088487
I know a lot of 4chan users also post on twitter now since forever but you can't just do the same tactics a retard would do over there and expect it to work here

>>64088475
Quit asking questions schizo, meds now

>>64088419
Between the Epstein and Kike bullshit flaring up the terminally online schizos have been running rampant for a decent while now

>>64088475
The guy they shot pulled a gun on an inspector of some kind idk and then it all went down hill from there. Guy started threatening police saying he wouldn't go down without a fight and then he shot the bearcat with an ak. The rifle jammed because shitty drum mags are shitty.

>>64088474
based

>>64088488
>doesn't recognise the OS, programs, make or model of the laptop, and even if he did, can't synthesise any of this information with a laptop being on a stand to infer why he is wrong
Yeah man. I'm fucking destitute. Please send me some neetbux so I don't starve.

>>64088519
all this computer shit but no gun, curious

>>64088519
>>64088523
/g/ users are the worst computer nerds I've ever seen in my life

>>64088543
Since he's retarded enough to get a TUF MOBO he probably is a /g/tard lmfao

>>64087838
>OP wasn't exaggerating

>Guy gets HOA bullshit
>Points gun at someone, threatens to light them up
>Cops show up
>Tell cops he'll blast them all, start shooting
>Get shot
>Every brownoid turdie and /pol/cel on this site fw

>>64087887
Not as good as it feels having a tiny man in my ass controlling me with wires and levers (it isn't gay)

>>64087893
i can't take a dude named fucking Johnny Teehee seriously

>>64088568
OP was clearly exaggerating

>>64087948
>should one asshole have the freedom to drag down another asshole's property values
Seething boomer, I replenish the oil spots in my street's asphalt and commit crimes of taste to spite """""people"""""" like you

Remember never pull a gun on someone unless you're willing to end the problem permanently

>>64088563
>>64088543
>>64088523
I will never show you my guns, because I know exactly how much it makes you positively seeth out of control when people don't.

>>64087838
Do first world countries even exist anymore?

>>64088599
Whatever you say hon, go scream about jews on your home board now

>>64088084
It's called having principles

>>64088579
This entire board has gone down the toilet especially hard the past few weeks for whatever reason, loads of inane frog threads, lazy bait posting and a new phenomenon of numerous necro bumps keeping intentionally bad threads alive for weeks on end. Not sure what's going on.

>>64088052
>do you REALLY deserve to get shot for having absoluteley no criminal record and pulling your gun
Yes
Don't pull a gun on someone unless you intend to kill them

>>64088612
Stop spamming you ranting schizo

>>64088622
Not until you and your ilk leave this place forever. Death to /pol/tards. Death to schizos. Death to normies. Death to foreigners. Death to you all.

>>64088607
>having principles is when you pull a gun on a guy for saying your grass is too long and having a chimpout

>>64088709
Yes

Oh look, another disingenuous shitposting thread

>>64088606
I am home. I don't browse or post on any other boards. I don't screech about jews.

Every single thing that you and others have accused me of in this thread, other than not being American (which I had already repeatedly told you, without you noticing), is completely untrue and the opposite has been the case.

You say I'm trying to incite domestic terrorism, but I haven't tried to incite domestic terrorism at all: I've said that maybe LEOs shouldn't habitually commit it over trivial shit like fucking lawn violations.

You say that I'm some kind of edge case lolbert who thinks everyone should live in Ancapistan, but I haven't said anything like that; I've said the opposite: That the (originally minarchist/ancap/lolbert) idea of covenant communities where people enter contracts when they buy property that creates a right to physically remove them, so to speak, with a fucking SWAT team if they don't mow their lawn, is absolute ancap somalian insanity.

You've called me a poorfag, a multiboxer that is actually the hacker called anonymous making all of the other posts in this thread, a nogunz, a nigger, a /pol/tard, a /g/tard, stupid, ignorant about Castle Doctrine... Fuck knows what else....

In defence of what? Not even having the right to tell a trespasser to get the fuck off your property? Warrantless search? Warrantless search without even probable cause or necessity, since you can literally see the grass from the road, and see that it's recently mowed on the easement, and reasonably well maintained in the yards, as well as about the same length as the neighbour's lawns? Ultimately using the law as a tool to steal people's houses with lawn violations? Killing them if they try to resist?

Why are you defending this shit? Why are you attacking other people for pointing it out? Why is defending whatever the current status quo is so important to you that you'll act like this?

>>64088776
I'm not reading all that. I'm happy for you though. Or sorry it happened.

>year 2027
>The HOA will drop a JDAM in your backyard if you don't mow your lawn twice a week

>>64088709
>>64088618
You get off another man's property when he tells you to leave. He shouldn't need to brandish his gun for you to listen to him. If you have something that you need to communicate to him then you can act like a civilised man, write him a letter and put it in his letterbox.

If you think you need to go onto his property and you know he doesn't want you there, then you explain to a court why your need to go there is more important than his right to decide what happens on his property and who can use it. If they agree with you then they will order him to let you with a warrant - if he disagree with the court then he can ultimately try to get a jury of his peers decide whether it was the right decision or not.

The entire reason this whole process exists is because a man is well within his rights to tell a trespasser to fuck off his property. If a law or a contract creates a right or duty for someone else to go onto that property then it's up to a court to decide how those rights interact, not the would-be-trespasser and certainly not the local fucking SWAT's MRAP driver.

That's how English society (the only society in the world where every man had a right and a duty to go armed and where a man's house was his castle and where inside it he, and not the monarch of the land, was king, and the one that Americans birthed their nation to preserve for themselves) traditionally structured its legal system to avoid people trying to kill each other over some stupid bylaw about grass length.

>>64088612
>this board
No, bleed over from /int/ and /pol/ is making the entire site borderline unusable

>>64088778
I know you read it, and I'm glad it finally made you reflect on how much better things could be, but I understand your need to save face, so I'm going to post a soijack or frog or something so that to someone superficially browsing this thread I seem angry about your reply owning me.

>>64087907
Seems like pretty good metal health care to me, one less mentally ill retard that can't control his emotions.

>>64087893
>routine tall grass violation
>get shot

>>64087801 (OP)
>>64087838
It's a damn shame that he didn't put the government parasite out of his misery.

Code enforcement officers do not deserve oxygen. Pencil pushing eichmannesque cunts, every single one of them. While normal police officers are just low IQ high school bullies with guns and badges, code enforcement are too spineless to even show their faces before they ruin people's lives. Code enforcement is for making sure that giant apartment buildings don't collapse and bridges stay up. They have no place governing the average citizen and they should be shot and killed on site.

>>64088091
>move into HOA
>consent to treading
>wtf why am i being treaded on?
>crashout and shoot at HOA janny
>cops kill you
Wow

>>64088273
Blackstone is the largest private equity homeowner, but they own just .5% of the rental units in the US. It's a similar case as farms where the vast majority is owned by small or local landlords.

None of you retards read the article or watched the video there
>>64087869
>dude threatens HOA guy with a gun
>HOA guy calls cops
>fires on cops after talking to a negotiator for a bit
>cops find guns and mags everywhere in the house afterwards
you guys need to stop reacting so hard to headlines

>MRAP sent to some guy's house over 'tall grass'
That grass looks pretty fucking well kept. This was obviously not just about the grass.
Someone on the street had it out for this guy and did everything in their power to ruin his life.
More likely multiple people on the street hated the guy because he was 'weird' and 'owned guns'.

Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?

>>64087893
>Teehee
that gotta be a joke

pretty sure the people acting dumbfounded at the cops' response are just being willfully retarded, might even be making concentrated efforts to encourage others to go shoot up their local precinct because they're too pussy to do it themselves

The ragebait is not working honourable brothers of the seventh moons rising, perhaps a more direct route may be more, efficacious?

>>64088444
Ah, there it is
Chek'd

>>64088998
Yeah there's a lot of that nowadays on both sides of the horseshoe. Most political streamers of the left turn variety would rather make weird remarks about violence and talks of violent resistance while never laying a finger on anything related to it.

>>64088444
fucking kek didn't expect to see this pasta

>>64088972
>>64088984
>None of you retards read the article or watched the video there
>dude threatens HOA guy
There is no HOA. There is no HOA guy. The ""HOA"" is the City of Muskogee. The ""HOA GUY"" is a City of Muskogee Code Enforcement Officer.

You are both absolutely falling over yourselves looking for excuses to deepthroat a boot.

>>64089111
Notwithstanding the fact that, as well demonstrated by the video in this thread, the dude's lawn was absolutely fine.
>>64088996
He might have been suffering from Diminished Gluteal Syndrome. I've heard it could happen to anyone.

>>64087869
>Draco
>Laser
>Drum
Be honest /k/, you know exactly what the ethnicity of the perp was

>>64089111
>buy a house in the City of Muskogee, where you are subject to the code of Muskogee
>get surprised when you are subject to the code of Muskogee
Fit in or fuck off.

>>64089133
His lawn was fine. We have a video of it and pics of it in this very thread. I hope your local city or county decides to come and humiliate you in front of your family some day using a bullshit and made up code violation because some Karen neighbour thinks you're weird for owning guns. I hope they infringe you for a half a dozen made up things because of some dumb bitch having it in for you and then force a compulsory acquisition well under market value. Fit in or fuck off? More like mind your own fucking business and don't tread on me, you pathetic simp.

>>64088780
>The HOA will drop a JDAM in your backyard if you don't mow your lawn twice a week
this but unironically actually, libertardians have acted too long like the world owes them something

>>64087996
Waiting for you to refute his claim instead of repeating different variations of the same mental illness

HOAs are based and if you don't like them you're specifically the kind of "person" they're designed to keep out

>>64088052
Are you fucking retarded or a master level baiter, I genuinely cannot tell

>>64089133
>>64088984
>>64088972
A lawn worth killing for. Picrel, a real fucking jungle.
>>64089204
There is no HOA in this story. It was a city code officer. And the guy's lawn was fine. Also, in the press conference the Chief said that the guy accused the cops of previously raping him or something. The whole thing is sus as fuck lol.

>>64089215
>There is no HOA in this story
Not my problem.

>>64088346
This fucking retard. They ALLOW 10% of contaminants that are insect-originated you fucking lukewarm IQ ass motherfucker. They dont ADD bugs into shit just for the lulz

>>64089165
Meds, nigga

>>64089195
You ""people"" have become the thing that you mock. HOA's are a libertarian invention. Not even joking. They were thought up by a libertarian political philosopher called Hans-Hermann Hoppe, who called them "covenant communities". I have repeatedly paraphrased him in this thread and dropped meme references to him that used to immediately be recognized on this board (in the pre-election tourism days).

All of you neckbeards who think you're dunking on lolberts by ponying up to defend HOAs, and city officials trying really hard to mimic them, are going full horseshoe and have gone into extreme koolaid-drinking lolbert territory where people consent to getting no-knocked with MRAPs, being physically removed from neighbourhoods or having their backyard JDAM'd if they violate the lolbert NAP by growing their lawn too long.
>>64089226
See: >>64089215 you literal nigger.

>>64087801 (OP)
>don't mow your lawn
>cops show up in heavy armored vehicle to kill you
Peak freedomland.

>>64088080
>What clearly happened here is...
>Makes up long convoluted story of imaginary "facts" to justify pulling a gun, threatening to murder someone and firing on police

This is why Right Wing Militias don't screen for IQ.

>>64088519
>gigashit GPU
lmao what a fucking retard

>>64087840
i had a fall last year that took me off my legs for about two weeks, so i couldn't keep my lawn going through its nitrogen fixing. i ended up with a weed 'over seven inches' tall and my fuckwad house flipping neighbors(who cannot sell the house because they fucked it up) complained to the city fourteen times in one week under false names. rather than extending any amount of compassion the bureaucrat at city hall took a picture of my lawn twice, didn't talk to me, and then posted a notice of violation to my door saying they'd fine me 2000 dollars if it wasn't about to be winter.

this year my lawn is all clover and columbine flowers because fuck 'em. they tried to bitch that it isn't grass but it complies with city regulations because now its now a 'flower garden'.

>>64089281
>complained to the city fourteen times in one week under false names.
And you know this how?

>>64087838
>high grass
>lawn is clearly manicured to a ridiculous extent
What the actual fuck

In my gun lovin european home country such abominations like hoa or their inspectors are impossible by constitution. so this is a curiosity for me.
question:
if you are in a conflict with your hoa, and they try to nudge/mob you out if your home, would constant filing of complaints and bullshit lawsuits against them (inspector threatend to kill me when at my door etc...) help to get em to leave you in alone?

>>64089242
>>64089192
I don't think any of you have even watched the videos. The lawn doesn't even look that bad. Fuck knows what you're chimping out to defend here. what's the issue with the lawn at >>64089215 ??

>>64089303
The important point in this story isn't the length of the grass. It's pulling a gun on a city employee, threatening to murder him, then engaging in a shootout with Police.

>>64089221
>They ALLOW 10% of contaminants that are insect-originated
Holy fuck imagine being so fucking gay and retarded that you think just literally PARAPHRASING THE PHRASE
>adding bugs
Would actually give you a point.

This shit is why you FEDs are so fucking dangwrous, because youre so stupid you you dont even know how evil you are

>>64089206
>fucking retarded
Assume this and then make a counterpoint you arrogant retard, because so far youve aaid nithing but pointless insults

>>64089338
No you absolute nigger, the important part of this is a city employee trespassing on a guy's property over grass that wasn't even too long and then not leaving when told to until the dude went and got a fucking gun. You want to know how long it was after the lawn janny spoke to the dude that the PD had a perimeter set? Four minutes. You need to go and watch the actual press conference, read the statements, put your brain in gear and apply some critical thinking about what's going on here. They'd sent an MRAP and staged an ambulance within 20 minutes of going to check a guy's lawn, lawn that wasn't too long and that could be seen from the street without trespassing.

This is the PD's version of events btw. You people are a complete joke.

>>64088974
Glownigger, heres a challenge for you, try and not tell lies in order to deepthroat your jewish master's boot, huh (pro tip: (((you))) cant)

>>64089302
Code enforcement isn't HOA.
It's like ordnungsamt

>>64089375
>trespassing!

No. The city worker was legally authorized. The same way you aren't allowed to murder the mail carrier or meter reader for "trespassing".

>>64088080
>But muh neighbors grass
Guess the neighbor didn't pull a gun on the guy who came to complain to him.

>>64088612
Ukraine is losing and theyre trying to distract the nafo trannies

>>64088579
Cops shot first though.
He just went outside his house with his guns in hand demonstratively standing next to it
>just standing there ... menacingly

>>64089394
Completely false. Nether of those people can enter your property without, at least implied, permission and both must leave the moment asked. You might not be able to get mail or have a utility connection if you withdraw consent, but that doesn't give carte blanche for trespass. In this case it's even faker and gayer than you are pretending because implied permission was never given ans, in facr, the code officer was there to check for the commission of an offense - ie he was carrying out a warrantless search and without even probable cause. Suck. My. Dick.

>>64088080
You're actually fucking illiterate
THE COPS WERE CALLED BECAUSE HE PULLED A GUN AT A CIVILIAN

>>64089563
Cops were called because a city code cop, not a civilian, refused to leave a man's property when asked while attempting to conduct a warrantless search and had to be made to leave with the minimim force necessary: At gunpoint.

>>64087801 (OP)
Are those fucking Amend 2 magazines?

>>64089422

Lolbertarians live in a world where the law is some abstract, theoretical thing and doesn't ultimately boil down to a simple fact that the state has the monopoly of violence which it uses to do whatever it likes.

You sound like a sovcit nutter trying to explain to a cop that they can't be arrested even as the cops break the window and drag them onto the street to be arrested.

This guy got killed by the cops in an utterly predictable series of events and no government agent is going to suffer any consequences for it. If your interpretation of the law doesn't account for that plain fact, then you're in fantasy land.

Every day in this shit hole country erratic freaks decide to suicide by cop. You need a better martyr for you cause then the guy who pulled a gun on the code enforcement nerd and then decided to get mowed down by gunfire rather than talk it out.

>>64089771
>monopoly of violence which it uses to do whatever it likes.
Look im not that anon and im not even american but at this point even i understand this simple fact

>CASTLE DOCTRINE
>A
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>>64089773

Who would win:

No "doctrine" is worth the paper it's printed on when the cops are rolling up to your house in an armored vehicle.

Do you think the cops will be found at fault in this shooting? Be real bud.

>>64089775
Oh ok, i thought you were bootlicking like the FEDanons but youre actually criticizing the govt overreach. I agree with you, i too wouldve mowed the lawn when they parked a tank outside my house, and making it look like i was forced at gunpoint to mow it

>>64089786

You don't have to pick a side and I'm not.

Guy who decides to wave guns at every petty grievance deserves to die a violent death. This country believes in a somewhat expansive view of personal liberty and responsibility, which includes the right to own weapons that will absolutely let you create a situation where the local cops gun you down like a rabid dog.

That said, it's a sad state in this country that every podunk police department is kitted out like they're about to invade Fallujah, and it's really bleak that people are such suburban psychos that they have code enforcement going around to nag people about grass that's maybe a couple weeks past its due date.

I'm guessing the locals are happy that the neighborhood psycho did a suicide by cop rather than walking into the grocery store with a rifle and livestreaming camera, but are a bit uncomfortable with how eager their local cops are to play with their toys. At least, that's where I would land.

>>64087893
Did he have any hope of getting out of this alive or was this just a murder squad? God I hate cops who are on this cowboy shit...

>>64087893
Also why not give the neighbors a heads up and tell them to get out? There was 0 regard for the safety of anyone in the vicinity. Goddamn police are retarded.

99% of /k/ posters are poor retarded schizophrenic trailer trash
this is why they all have cheapshit ARs and pump shotguns that they go into debt to buy
this is why they think pulling a gun on some random lawn janny, then pulling a gun on the swat team is somehow justified

not weapons

>>64087838
>>64087893
>>64087801 (OP)
Two things can be true at the same time
a) HOAs are gay and retarded
b) if you don't chimp out like an IQ 75 gangbanger, 99.9999% encounters with the police will be a totalnothingburger

When the fuck did this board turn into a bunch of wannabe lawn stasi? The guy's lawn looked absolutely fine and the same length as his neighbors anyway, you faggots just like the taste of boot, and anyone suggesting he deserved it needs to go back to r*ddit, or allow me to come inspect their lawn with a micrometer and fine them if I find a single blade of grass over 1.1875"

>>64088080
Agreed anon
This an escalation for no fucking reason. Ironically his grass is mowed or looks close enough. Not great judgement to wave your gun around but neither is sending in an mrap or pissing people off in any way. It's all fun and games to be a snooty faggot about grass until someone's brains are blown out.
Cops always escalate shit.

Love all the polcels in here trying to handwave the fact this idiot pointed a gun at someone for telling him he needed to mow his lawn and act like it was only the cops escalating things.

>>64087840
Every cop I've ever seen "address high grass" do it by taping a notice to the door. How exactly were these pigs addressing it?

>>64087893
The way you deal with cops is to lure them to the middle of nowhere and shoot them from distance with a hunting caliber and leave them where they lie. Ezpz

>>64087801 (OP)
>pull gun on somebody for mild annoyance
>cops get called
>double down and get shot
Everybody involved sound like cunts and I won't shed any tears for a retard who uses his guns to posture like a nog.

>>64087907
cops are like lizards, once they bite, they do not detach

this thread reeks of impotent lolbert seething

>OP is still curating this thread
>hes now playing both sides complaining that /k/ users made all the posts HE made

>>64087979
>Guys an idiot but its a societal problem with how we handle things
this has been the most grounded take ITT. under no circumstance should he have pulled a gun on that HOA fag, but the police escalated this to the mans end.

I'm so glad I don't live in some Suburbistani Soviet Socialist Republic. He should have shot the guy bitching about his grass.

I do not understand why so many people here are downplaying the actions of the home owner. Is this just a ragebait thread?

>>64090148
just your usual impotent losers desperately wanting to pull guns on people that inconvenience them, fortunately they don't have guns or any real influence and their underdeveloped impulse control remains contained to places like this

Kek, as an European this seems like the most dystopic retarded shit I have ever seen.
Imagine having a death squad turn up on your door for not mowing down the lawn lmao.
Hell here as long as your yard is not full of waste nobody will give a fuck what you do and amerinutts call us a nanny state, lol, lmao even.
Damn I just can't stop laughing at how retarded mutts are.

>>64090180
I have nearly 50 guns that I regularly shoot in my backyard because I don't live in Karengrad. I don't know how people stand it, much less defend it.

>>64089771
As a lolbertarian, there are few people that I hate more than other lolbertarians

>>64089958
>man pulls a gun on an official
>this is clearly the police's fault
How would you have felt if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday?

>>64090198
>t. mehmet the "refugee"

Why is USA like this?

>>64087869
>routine tall grass violation

>>64090217
Bot reply or do you not comprehend how pulling guns on people as your first response isn't a good way to go about life?

>doesn't mow lawn
>Escalates and escalates
>Eventually cops show up
>Pull gun on cops
>Homg literally dystopian fascism
L Bozo.

sure are a lot of people here trying to act like the guy didn't have a sperg fit and point an AK pistol at a guy

>>64090336
Yeah. Welcome to suburbia. The HOA sucks but they are a necessary evil.

>>64090198
>Kek, as an European
As an American I stopped reading right there.

>>64090198
>Imagine having a death squad turn up on your door for not mowing down the lawn lmao
Why are you leaving out the
>drew a fucking gun on someone for being told you needed to mow your lawn part?
>as a European
Swoops, missed this part! Naturally a brownie doesn't understand the consequences of actions.

>>64087808
Reasonable enough considering you can diy those.
Best of course to never get into a situation where you might need those.

>>64087801 (OP)
>How do you even defend against this?
RYOBI 40V Brushless mower for $299.

>>64090387
Apparently neither do the cops who rolled a tank up to the guys house in the first place
>we provoked this citizen and now he is shooting at us, in a political climate where trust in and respect for the police is at an all time low and most people are beginning to realize we train with the IDF. what do?
>behave with more tact when doing... lawn code enforcement calls?
>NO, those fucking GOYIM are NOT my fellow citizens. I am an IDF trained STORM TROOPER in the war against drugs and degeneracy. Their job is to respect MY authority or get the fucking boot. CITIZENS MUST OBEY THE POLICE.

>>64090410
>Shoot at cops because you won't cut your grass
>Homg how dare the cops react to me shooting at them
Bait.

>>64090371
What the fuck are they necessary for?

>>64089281
because i know all my other neighbors and they're the only ones who don't talk to me. everyone else knew my leg was fucked. installed a camera and this summer i saw one of them standing on the sidewalk trying to measure one of the flowers. the city said "fourteen 'independent' complaints", and while the guy got weaselly, it seems like by process of elimination that 'independent' in that context is supposed to be different people complaining.

>>64090418
Stopping your suburb going to shit.

This fat faggot is really trying to push the IDF thing for some reason.

>>64090403
kek
>>64090410
>escalate to threat of deadly force over code enforcement bot
>shoot at cops
>get shot
>/pol/turds rationalize your chimp-out by invoking the "political climate" and inventing scenarios where LEOs training CQB with a foreign military means they're not allowed to respond to threats against a municipal employee
Oh no the /pol/estinian is bigmad, what're you gonna' do about it, Ahmed, strap an IED to your youngest child and send them to the nearest police station?
>>64090443
It's the latest /pol/ brainrot, commies have been seething that their vaunted Axis of Resistance dissolved like 1-ply toilet paper

>>64090415
Yeah, how dare public servants behave like it's a warzone instead of a mental health call. They showed up in military kit with a tank around the corner. This provokes reactions. Deserved ones.

>Only nazis could take issue with police training with an oppressive genocidal regime that literally hates the main ethnicities (hispanics) and religions (christianity) in the US and razes christian villages on the daily in the west bank
Uh, yeah, hitler would have sided with benny boy.

>>64090488
>They showed up in military kit
>kit
Stupid foreign fag, begone to /int/.

>>64090488
I sure as hell didn't have "Israel hates Hispanics" on my Schizo Bingo card.

>>64090488
>Shoot at cops
>Homg they reacted
What's the problem?

>>64090303
>>64090375
>>64090387
as another european, this shit is hilarious.
american reactions when their pants are down are comedy gold
>b-b-but w-we're the land of the free!
when you can't even have your yard the way you want it, and can't operate any kind of business in a suburb because of your retarded zoning laws, simply so your massive corpo's enjoy a total monopoly over basic goods and services.

Man I’m glad I never come to k anymore this thread is full of back the blue bootlickers. Fuck you all Jannie please ban me or I’ll keep shitting up your gay fedpost honeypots nigger

What's gotten the schizos so riled up lately?

>>64090569
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>>64090573
I fukcing love chocolate horse pussy lips ngl

>>64090578
>>64090573
hi thirdie shill, what blew up today?

>>64090586
My nigger bitches pussy

>>64090569
Oh, you're still posting that. I kind of assumed you'd be a lot more embarrassed about how gay, retarded, and completely full of shit you were revealed to be.

They really should just do range bans on any IP that has posted on /pol/ and /int/ in the last two years. The site quality would skyrocket instantly.

>>64090564
>when you can't even have your yard the way you want it
You certainly can do whatever you want with your yard. However, if you buy a home that has deed restrictions then you can't.
>can't operate any kind of business in a suburb
See above. Also, good.
>because of your retarded zoning laws
What zoning laws where? My city is famous for having no zoning laws at all. You can do whatever you want, provided you don't buy a property with deed restrictions.

We are the land of the free, you simply don't know any better.

>the caucazoids haven't responded to my goading and shot up their local precinct station
>COMMENCE THE BLACK PORN DUMP
why are they like this?

>>64090602
>>64090599
Hi englin niggers. I’m glad all you spics will get killed in ww3 because no one signed up to serve the pedo brothers. Fuck joe Biden fuck trump but most of all FUCK ISRAEL

>>64090609
All the white schizos racists are fucking foreign women or dead you retard. What’s the point of fighting, the pigs will be killed by shitskin Muslims the kike traitors in congress bring in.

>>64090609
If you were a thirdie 20-something with zero prospects in life and just existing day to day in whatever shithole you call a home and had a cheap smartphone/laptop on state internet, you'd probably take out your bitterness against the world in a similar way.

>>64090609
A combination of repressed homosexuality, absent fathers, and untreated schizophrenia.

>>64090611
Speak with your doctor about whether haloperidol, thorazine, and lithium are right for you. Alternatively, move to Russia and get kubed in the meatwave to capture strategically-useless hamlet #95 (pop. 17)

>>64090418
Protecting rich liberals from the consequences of their voting habits.

What the fuck is a "code enforcement officer" in an HOA. Some sort of official wannabe tinpot dictator/bully that goes around being a nitpicky nigger and why do they have one?

>>64090647
It's in the name you Eurostan retard.

>>64090430
Didnt stop a shotout and death by shooting from happening. But hey I bet the grass will be regulation length

>>64090623
Cool story bot your honeypot thread still sucks jannies are little bitch niggers

>>64090655
Zero problems with this outcome. Mow your lawn and don't shoot at cops. Simple as.

>>64090609
>mission failed, blow the tunnel!

>exercise constitutional right to move no mow may to july
>get shot
many such cases

>>64090430
>zomg Bob's half an inch higher than regulation standard, literally unlivable
The only thing it leads to is the thing people make fun of American suburbs for - rows upon rows of completely identical looking properties with no soul or character

>>64090844
Like that shit is completely wild. There is something VAGUELY akin to it here but that is only if you let your home and lawn go so wild it becomes unsanitary and a health risk, like if you have rats running around.

The notion of code enforcement officer (lol wtf) Harold comkng along with a ruler to measure your grass or really checking if your homes paint isn't just a bit too much of an unsanctioned tone of blue/whatever colour is crazy.

>>64090923
Also the fact that these HOA are allowed disciplinary power by the city to fine people for such trivilialities is tragical, as well as comical.

>>64089808
>Fallujah
Was thisbthe hardest battle thevUS ever fought? Even harder than the alamo?
I know in ww2 amwhenbthe atlantikwall was staffed with just mercs from the caucasus at the battle of the bulge the aryan chads took back the offense multtiple times despite their destitute conditions.
I also know that at the battle of the Reichswald like 10.000 germans who were drafted from the hospitals (meaning injured on the eastern front and recovering in the Vaterland) ground the entire american offensive aimed at speedy takeover to a halt. (German word btw)

>>64089958
Based and Libertypilled

>>64090008
Ok troony

>>64090015
My neighbor ran his car into my fence and broke it.
He didnt say a single word about it.
Am i justified to fucking kill him?

Why dont you just think for a second before you post?

>>64090024
>what no IDs and Flags like on a proper board like /pol/ does to a Motherfucker
Nigga please see Psycho the Rapist about your issues

>>64090198
>as an
Redditeur, you should go back to rebbit you kraut faggot. Also kys

>>64090198
>as an European
This is a dead giveaway someone is german, just like holding a cigarette between your index and your thumb in old war movies. No € fag calls themselves european except for germans whose national identity has been illegalized since 1918.

Amyways faggot, remember this case?

>>64090457
If i ever cone to the US i will lure cops into an ambush.
I wont even kill them ill just hire some crack niggers

>>64090457
>/pol/estinian
Holy shit if ive ever seen a foreskinless post this is IT.

>>64090418
To stop niggers from driving down property value of boomer (spiritual jews) houses.
Theres literally built in backdoors where the HOA can revoke YOUR PROPERTY from you if you do too many
>(((violations)))
Like not mowing your lawn.
Look its a free market but its jewed beyond belief.

Nothing you can say will make me mourn the loss of a spic. Low IQ, low impulse control retards need to get the fuck out of my country.

>>64090429

Dear FEDanons, the following post is satirical in nature:

I am 100% NOT serious about this, DONT hire som crackniggers to kill your neighbor while youre NOT at a public place or something.
Take it from someone who actually DID NOT lived through communist opression. The communist system is ONLY enabled by squealer shamuses.
>in minecraft

>>64091194
No. What a fucking retarded reply.

>>64090488
This + Checked
Also dont act like the germans were the nad guys

>>64091289
Sorry pal, i just re-read your post and apparently i clicked the wrong post to reply to

>>64088080
>Hot take, stop enforcing bullshit laws like this, especially escalating them to lethal force.
the police will never quit their jobs and they will never ever stand up for you by putting pressure on the government through statements to the media about what the Police currently "are"

>>64088080
The amount of cop lovers here is staggering. 2A I guess doesn’t apply if they’re pulling a MRAP up because you don’t want some fuck telling you your 3.5” lawn is too long for their 3.25” long rules. Seriously what the fuck. Don’t pull a gun I agree but really a fucking MRAP? How about a sternly worded letter.

>>64087801 (OP)
3 years ago. Here to cause a ruckus.

>>64089868
Judging from the cop's tatoos i dont think he really stood a chance, the police opened fire first and now the cops feminist wife and illegal goblina girlfriend will gush over their stronk killer

>>64089899
Did you watch the video?
The cop snuck up and opened fire

>>64089281
>Burgerica
lmao what a dystopian communist shithole.
I have a lawn, other than building a second house or planting 9000m trees, I can do whatever I want on it.

>>64093321
After the retard pulled a gun on a guy and barricaded himself in the house.
It costs $0 not to be retarded.