Thread 64088508

I'm scared of guns. I'll admit it. I collect knives, but I'm terrified of guns. I know it's better in a self defense situation. But, I just can't like them.

>this faggot is scared of inanimate objects
There are so many better things to be irrationally afraid of like large bodies of water, cramped spaces, or clusters of holes.

>>64088508 (OP)
>I collect knives, but I'm terrified of guns
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

>>64088508 (OP)
Do nu/k/lowns really?

>>64088552
to be fair they are pretty loud for people unaccustomed

>>64088508 (OP)
Fuck ya
mudda

>>64088508 (OP)
>I collect knives, but I'm terrified of guns.
Homo
Also all of this shit is psychological and you can gradually condition yourself to get over it. Unless you feel the compulsion to randomly murder people it's just an inanimate object.

>>64088508 (OP)
Off topic, what blew-
Nevermind, what the fuck is wrong with you anon please change for the better

>>64088508 (OP)
Ok well spec into martial arts, clubs, pepper spray, and get your Strength up to at least Level 8 to unlock Overpower

>>64088508 (OP)
I have an irrational fear of somehow shooting my support hand. Also accidentally decapitating myself while swinging a sword around.

>>64088508 (OP)
Just get one and have a bit of a blast somewhere, not the school they don't like that
Plus remember the first rule of gun safety
Have fun

>>64088508 (OP)
Start with a 22 and work your way up. Hell, try an air gun first. Putting holes I paper is surprisingly fun. Guns are no scarier than a knife for the user. Probably less likely to hurt yourself.

>>64088508 (OP)
So.. how much trigger time do you actually have?

>>64088508 (OP)
I'll be honest, being scared of an inanimate object is pretty wild. Have you considered exposure therapy? Have one of your gun-owning friends let you shoot a .22 at a target until your fear goes away.

>>64088693
One time in primary school, I was pretending to be a helicopter by spinning around with my arms outstretched. I got dizzy, and accidentally smacked a girl in the face really hard. She started crying. I don't know why I remember this.

>>64088508 (OP)
Are we confessing in this thread? Ok, I actually like little girls and I fantasise about moving to some third world shithole where I could have a 12 year old wife or two.

TL;DR

>>64088508 (OP)
go to the range a few times and get a RSO who knows you're new to shooting and is willing to walk you through the process.

>>64088552
>There are so many better things to be irrationally afraid
I'm scared of females

>>64088508 (OP)
OP, here's what you should do:
1. Buy a gun.
2. Kill yourself with the gun.
3. Never post again.
Doing these things solves all the problems you experience as well as all the problems you cause others. It also would improve /k/. You see? Nothing to be afraid of - guns *help* people! And a gun is the best way to help you stop shitposting.

>>64088508 (OP)
get a 22lr lever action rifle
its literally impossible to be scared of it
also literally impossible to not have fun
once you love a 22 you can slowly move up the cailbres.

>>64088508 (OP)
I get scared shitless whenever I use my circular saw

>>64091665
Technically has a cluster of holes so I'll allow it.

>>64088508 (OP)
>I'm scared of guns.
I don;t get it but whatever. Are you scared of powder actuated tools and cars as well? Handguns are gandgerous to people who carry them daily, espcially becaus ethey seem to attract retards but long arms are extremely safe unnless you are a tard.

>>64088552
It's these fuckers for me. Whole cabinet full of wasp-specific chemical warfare and I still freeze up just seeing one

>>64088508 (OP)
My first pistol was a 1911. I left it unloaded and didn't carry for the first couple months, eventually started just leaving the chamber empty and carrying like that, by around a year I was carrying the way you're supposed to. It Took a little time to feel safe with it, now I don't feel safe without it.

>>64091665
That's a pretty rational fear in my experience

You're not scared of guns, you're scared of trusting yourself with them. Don't worry, that'll fade after you past being a teenager.

A /k/onfession: ever since I got rid of the AR upper I panic bought on impulse, I'e found myself becoming more and more attracted to my sister. I have no idea how the two things could be related.

>>64088588
I remember a time where I thought it would be fun to clean a gun. I just laughed when typing that.

>>64088508 (OP)
I work at a gun shop and I’m more cautious around customers handling knives than guns. Knives at arms distance makes me way more nervous.

>>64091665
>I'm scared of females
that is not irrational, they can get pregnant or accuse you of rape and ruin your whole fucking life.

>>64088686
Don't forget to boost Dex to at least 5 to get the rapid strike and quick draw abilities. Dex and Str aren't exclusive, they're complimentary.

>>64088552
>large bodies of water,
I-IS THAT...FLUID DISPLACING ITSELF AROUND ME????? AIIIIEEEEE SAVE ME OXYGEN MAN

>>64091541
did these leftists really throw a fit like this?

>>64091665
ok, a Bond villain drops you into a pit full of human women, give me the worst case scenario

>>64093911
people don't realize what 'sharp' means. makes me think of that vid of the guy at some counter looking at knives for sale and absent mindedly touches it against his abdomen and lets out a lot of blood in a hurry.

>>64088508 (OP)
honestly, who can really blame you with glockleg & 320p nonsense.

>>64088508 (OP)
BOO!

>>64092849
Great advice thanks anon

>>64094741
No, no that's nothing what it's like.
>IS THAT SLIGHTLY COOL WATER UP TO MY ANKLES GENTLY WASHING OVER MY FEET?! AIIIEEEEE SAVE ME I CAN'T TELL UP FROM DOWN ANYMORE!
Or
>IS THAT SO MUCH WATER IT LOOKS LIKE IT EXTENDS ABOVE THE HORIZON EVEN THOUGH I'M HALF A MILE INLAND?! AIIIEEEEE SAVE ME ELEVATION MAN!
That's what it's like.