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Anonymous No.64092123 >>64092131 >>64092139 >>64092147 >>64092222 >>64092914
Don’t check if a gun is loaded by putting it in your mouth and pulling the trigger
Hey guys, so we shouldn't do this.

I saw a comment in some thread saying something like

“If you’re not sure a gun’s loaded, just point it somewhere safe and pull the trigger. If it goes off, it was loaded.” Logical enough, wouldn't you agree?

Just cleared the chamber. There’s no mag, so its safe. I decided id try it in my mouth since its a safe secluded space and would probably drown out some sound if it was fired.

I put the pistol in my mouth and pulled the trigger. It went off.

The round had been chambered from a half- seated mag I didn't fully drop, I heard the slide click when I moved it, but thought nothing of it (cheap chinese gun)

The bullet blew through my cheek and into the wall. I woke up in the ER with half my teeth shattered and part of my tongue missing.

You people are not funny. You are not clever. You're just dangerous. I'm furious!

Heed this advice
Anonymous No.64092131 >>64092776
>>64092123 (OP)
>reddit spacing
Anonymous No.64092139
>>64092123 (OP)
i do it all the time & never had an issue, i'll even do it aga
Anonymous No.64092141 >>64092802
Happens to the best of us op last gun i cleared was straight into my wifes parrot

total accident. the round might have been stuck in the mag well and rattled into place before i dropped the slide. i told her .22s are unreliable like that. bright side is i got handed a kitten unsolicited a week later.
Anonymous No.64092147
>>64092123 (OP)
You must've done it wrong, you're supposed to angle it so the bullet gets caught by something proper, like the root of your brain stem (angled pretty much straight inside your mouth). That way the bullet gets caught and it doesn't hit something you want to save.
Anonymous No.64092222
>>64092123 (OP)
pics or didn't happen
Anonymous No.64092776
>>64092131
You're a newfag yourself if it took you til the first line break to identify this as redditspeak. This post is bait anyway
Anonymous No.64092802
>>64092141
>He had a clearing parrot
Look at Mr. Money bags over here
Anonymous No.64092914
>>64092123 (OP)
too bad you missed
Anonymous No.64092921 >>64092923
You're all sick people.
I hope you all get cancer. Fuck youse all.
I put a curse upon you all.
Fuck ya
mudda
Anonymous No.64092923
>>64092921
yeah