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totalcinodemise No.64092774 >>64092786 >>64092798 >>64092902 >>64092956 >>64094276 >>64094296 >>64094444 >>64094506
help me bomb the three gorges dam in Wplace
The chinese. they gotta go. we gotta bomb it. somebody already put a b2 there and im trying to work out the explosion. Im overjoyed. excited. Thrilled. Help me, brothers, to display some real online american excellence and launch some ordinance. (also my boyfriend would love it lmao)
Anonymous No.64092786
>>64092774 (OP)
>(also my boyfriend would love it lmao)
fag
Anonymous No.64092798
>>64092774 (OP)
>
Anonymous No.64092811
You could fit 6 tons of explosives onto a Cessna and just fly or remotely fly into it. That'd be how I do it probably...
Anonymous No.64092902
>>64092774 (OP)
You need to bomb several dams before 3 Gorges dam to maximise damage. There are lot of small dams that prevent 3 gorges dam from going overcapacity. Bomb that and 3 gorges dam will break without you even touching it
Anonymous No.64092913
I've got it, you parachute in 75000 beavers. They'll take care of business.
Anonymous No.64092956 >>64092963 >>64092988 >>64093010 >>64093025 >>64093986 >>64094187 >>64094381 >>64094547 >>64094986 >>64095405
>>64092774 (OP)
being serious, whats the chinese game plan if the dam was hit and collapses?
Anonymous No.64092963
>>64092956
The opposite of a fire drill, but just as chaotic (and hilarious).
Anonymous No.64092988
>>64092956
Just die I guess.
Anonymous No.64093010 >>64094209 >>64094380 >>64094586
>>64092956
Unironically nuclear response.
Anonymous No.64093025 >>64094209
>>64092956
Ook, like what else could match that level of destruction?
Anonymous No.64093986 >>64094209 >>64094380 >>64094441 >>64094450 >>64094586
>>64092956
Nuking whoever did it would be an actually proportionate response.
Anonymous No.64094187 >>64094209 >>64094441 >>64094586
>>64092956
I don't think anyone would go through with such large scale terorsit attack, especially because the response would inevitability be nuclear
Anonymous No.64094209 >>64094280 >>64094285
>>64094187
>>64093986
>>64093025
>>64093010
>we will nooooook
Wow the Chinks really don't want the Yanks to destroy the dam, huh?
Anonymous No.64094276 >>64094358 >>64094384 >>64095092
>>64092774 (OP)
just a quick FYI
trying to nuke a damn is like trying to nuke a hill. not much will happen.
nukes are designed to blow up above ground, like half a mile high.
the only way a nuke would destroy that dam is if its dropped into the reservoir within 500 feet of the dams walls.
dams are filled with tunnels and passageways. so if someone was to sneak in a briefcase nuke inside and allah ackbar themselves, this would destroy the dam.
Anonymous No.64094280 >>64094343 >>64094380 >>64094441
>>64094209
Destroying the dam would kill millions of people, nuclear response is an appropriate response
Anonymous No.64094285
>>64094209
>we will nooooook
this is why you train uyghur terrorists to do it for you
Anonymous No.64094296 >>64094312 >>64095419
>>64092774 (OP)
>Something bad happen in puccia
>9mm posting
>Three Gorges Dam posting

Like clockwork
Anonymous No.64094312
>>64094296
what happened this time?
Anonymous No.64094343
>>64094280
>people
I kill million of bugs every time I spray my paddocks and nobody has nuked me.
Anonymous No.64094358
>>64094276
Holy shit you're retarded.
Anonymous No.64094380
>>64093010
>>64093986
>>64094280
Then Xi and all the CCP politburo die in nuclear hell fire. They love being dollar store despots, and wouldn't do anything to endanger their lives, and ultimately positions just because 100 million chinsects they give zero shits about die. They, themselves open the TGD and flood downstream villages without warning killing thousands every time the TGD fills. Get real.
Anonymous No.64094381
>>64092956
Same plan as always - The Party will be fine, everybody else dies.
Anonymous No.64094384
>>64094276
B61 Mod 13 says hi.
Anonymous No.64094441
>>64093986
>>64094187
>>64094280
How does nuking Taiwan help them conquer it?
Anonymous No.64094444 >>64094457
>>64092774 (OP)
Pancake the three of the dams upstream, let gravity do the hard work.
Anonymous No.64094450
>>64093986
That's why the party doing the physics experiment cover their tracks and set up many patsies. Or straight up blame Islamists.
Anonymous No.64094457 >>64094494
>>64094444
quads of truth
Anonymous No.64094494
>>64094457
It might even be possible to do the right dam and make it look like an accident. The worst accident in human history.
Anonymous No.64094506
>>64092774 (OP)

Just translate the Turner Diaries into Uyghur and start selling fertilizer and Ryder rental trucks at dirt cheap prices in Xinjiang.
Anonymous No.64094547
>>64092956

I imagine that strongly hinges on who destroys it and why

>Americans destroy it

Probably fire a nuke or two at Guam (the nearest American airbase that can operate aircraft capable of striking the Three Gorges) or launch a conventional strike against American forces in Japan.

>Taiwanese destroy it

Nuke Taipei

>Uyghurs destroy it (would actually be the funniest shit ever)

Genocide all Muslims in their borders assuming the PRC doesn't collapse as a state.

>Tibetans destroy it (would actually be the second funniest shit ever)

Ditto, but the Dalai Lama's supporters instead
Anonymous No.64094586 >>64095931
>>64093010
>>64093986
>>64094187
Maybe it just collapsed on its own?
Anonymous No.64094934
Hey, I'm the guy who made the first B2, it was a pain in the ass trying to find the dam

Make me proud
Anonymous No.64094986
>>64092956
>if the dam was hit
A strike of mass destruction is a strike of mass destruction whether you're using an actual nuke, a virus, or triggering a 'natural' disaster, and will trigger a nuclear response no matter how much anyone copes about it.
>and collapses
If we forego the notion of it being struck and it just collapsed on its own, then either the Chinese will prove themselves subhumans the equal of ziggers and accept hundreds of thousands of them being wiped out with no anger at their leadership, or it will trigger regime change.
Anonymous No.64095092 >>64095911
>>64094276
>nukes are designed to blow up above ground, like half a mile high.
this nigger hasn't heard of ground burst, lmao

now i wonder if a depth charge would be more effective than surface burst against a dam. not just flooding the bug hive but adding some more spicy water into the mix.
Anonymous No.64095405
>>64092956
The last time destruction of that scale happened there was the Chinese Civil War when the Commies got flooded by what would become the Taiwanese government. I forget off the top of my head, but I think it was a low estimate of 20 million dead civilians or something crazy like that.
Anonymous No.64095419
>>64094296
also the chinkshill is doing his daily seething session in 2 threads
Anonymous No.64095911
>>64095092
you still cant ground burst a hill.
Anonymous No.64095931
>>64094586

Honestly I'm thinking going to be that or domestic terrorism that brings it down.