Thread 64092919

Recommend me some /k/ino

I watched the Artic Convoy (2024) about a merchant ship in WW2. It was okay. Just started Netflix's All Quiet on the Western Front and I'm already depressed.

Pic rel is a new movie coming out. It's basically Saving Private Ryan but with a Tiger tank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uZWlKGRZis

>>64092919 (OP)
>WW2 from the Nazi prospective

in the trash it goes

>>64092919 (OP)
>I'm Kino
kek

Nice T-55 mockup, unironically

>>64092919 (OP)
How many good battleship based movies are there?

>>64093030
i unironically like this goofy ass movie

>>64093030
there's a japanese movie about the yamato getting the shit kicked out of her that's pretty entertaining
at least the action scenes are anyway

>>64092919 (OP)
>The Year of Our Lord 2007 + 6 x 3
>still milking the landmines trope
Looks worse than Fury desu

>>64093030
Will you accept this capital ship themed kino?

>>64092919 (OP)
master and commander

>>64092919 (OP)
>It's basically Saving Private Ryan but with a Tiger tank
Calling it now, the entire crew is going to "anti nazi" and theres going to be an entire subplot about it.

>>64092919 (OP)
At the risk of being called a russaboo, I would recommend 9th company. It's a movie about the soviet afghan war, i did like it quite a lot.

>>64093056
Calling it now, one of them is going to be gay or some shit but the crew is totally find with that.

>>64093056
It's probably just going to be like Iron Cross or another 70's movie about ww2.

>>64093070
>>64093070
>Calling it now, one of them is going to be gay
You called?

>>64093085
The point isn't that outliers never existed.
The point is that modern media loves to exaggerate the relevance of them, and many just eat that shit straight up.

It's the same dispute as with Battlefield 1 featuring black people. Were black people involved in world war 1? Yes, some. The result is that the game features at least 20% black characters, which is fucking retarded.

Now of course you can always argue that pop media isn't a documentary and that it can use it's artistic freedoms to bend realities a bit, but people eventually do get tired of being subjected to continuous and consistent lies about their culture and heritage.

>>64093046
>literally nothing happens: the movie

such a fucking cock tease

>>64093109
Then make your own Tiger tank movie

>>64093127
Sadly I'm not in the film making business.

>>64092919 (OP)
> Just started Netflix's All Quiet on the Western Front and I'm already depressed.
from how bad it is?

>>64093188

Not OP but it's basically a fucking cartoon compared to even the 1980 remake, never mind the original. Don't bother watching it.

t. saw it in theaters

>>64093127
> > then make your own movie / game / etc. goim
> goim proceeds to make his own movie / game
> movie / game gets banned

The Beast of War is fun

>>64092919 (OP)
>col hard on mountain
kek, that's my name

>>64093056
Probably gonna have a line like in Stalingrad where they try to continue to push the clean wehrmact narrative

>>64092919 (OP)
Master and Commander is easily one of the greatest movies ever made about naval combat, right up there with Das Boot.

>>64093226
> where they try to continue to push the clean wehrmact narrative

>>64093256
>noo my nazi foot soldiers were all good little boys who didn't know nuffin
I'm not even saying it wrong you thin-skinned fuckstick, just saying that's the usual line they go with

>>64093273
> you thin-skinned fuckstick
kek
so thats what they use to insult eachother at reddit nowadays

>>64093251
> Master and Commander
sovlfull movie
was surprised to see it was made in the mid 2000s

>>64093070
>find with that

>>64092919 (OP)
Beasts Of No Nation is pretty brutal but great /k/ino

>>64093043
>Looks worse than Fury desu
cope and seethe

>>64093056
If you understand the dialogue, it's pretty fucking obvious you dumb monkey

>>64092919 (OP)
Sink The Bismarck
>Dana my beloved

Master And Commander but i think you got the idea by now

Downfall, come for the memes, stay for the endsieg

>It's basically The Beast but with a Tiger tank
Ftfy

>>64093030
One (1), Sink The Bismarck

>>64093034
Brain dead but kinda cool. The only good bit is when the old timers actually get the Yamato in action

>>64093064
>9th company
I saw the "cave fighting" clip and it was some goofy ass shit
Not my cup of tea

>>64093226
This

>>64093056
100% gonna be
>We wuz professional Prussian officers following orders n shit

>>64093056
This, imagine them having pro nazi dialogue like "mashallah, let’s kill all white people and worship Islam like Hitler"

>>64093056
>>64093347
Isn't that already in the trailer? Muh poor innocent farmboys forced to do war and just following orders

>>64093056
It's obviously "Heart of Darkness" not Saving Private Ryan.

>>64093366
> Muh poor innocent farmboys forced to do war
but enough about vietnam movies

>>64093442
Yes
Hollibwood is inherently antiwar no matter which side and which genre of movie they're in

That's why Master & Commander is such an outlier in today's filmography, it's just a plain straight-up war story, lovingly told

>>64093497
I'm glad Master & Commander exists, but the movie was doomed from the start with it's $150,000,000 budget ($263,000,000 adjusted for inflation) and that doesn't include marketing. It's too niche to be profitable with that big of a budget and thus sequels were cancelled.

>>64093522
>Make one (1) superbly enjoyable historically accurate movie, refuse to explain, leave
Vs
>Spawn a whole series of increasingly shitty, lazy, inaccurate and woke adaptations like the Fast and Furious Franchise

It was the lesser of two weevils

i don't care for master and commander

>>64092919 (OP)
Need I say it?

>>64094268
> in the past 15 years
anon ...
how do I tell you this?

>>64093382
Saving private Ryan is just heart of darkness. In fact, I would argue that nearly every war movie is just heart of darkness.

>>64092949
Tiger VV

>>64092949
Tiger • LV

>>64094273
oh shit

>>64092919 (OP)
if you can stand the ruski bias, T-34 (2018) aka Iron Fury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5BlybdjhVg

>>64092919 (OP)
>Recommend me some /k/ino
Letters from Iwo Jima.

>>64096623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx_ervF7h7w
Also this. Japanese conquest of and rape of Nanking. Made as historically accurate as possible. It has actual japanese actors and stuff. Its in black and white though which is stupid

>>64096629
Also Isoroku (2011). Follows the IJN.
Its a shame for European theatre all we got is Downfall.

>>64093217
There is not nearly enough Soviet/afghan war kino out there. Great movie btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up5hS4fwckQ

>>64092919 (OP)
Amazon so it's probably gonna have some woke shit in it but on the other hand, tiger tanks are based.

>>64092919 (OP)
Watch Sharpe, it's all on youtube now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZegw3Otpkc&list=PLiZCl6XIGf-hqrx4OtTHJjb7CDorZ65c5

>>64098457
I probably should watch 9th Company again, cant remember if it was good or bad.

>>64092919 (OP)
unknown soldier (2017)

>>64092919 (OP)
More like, "private, find us a new transmission"

>>64092949
At least it's a well done mock up of a Tiger 1.
Besides, it's kinda hard to do a movie featuring a Tiger 1 considering there's only one running Tiger 1 in the world (Tiger 131).
Bovington loaned Tiger 131 for the movie "Fury". I believe its the only movie to use a real Tiger 1.

>>64092919 (OP)
Girls und Panzer der Film

prisoner of the mountains was good
>scream louder

>>64092922
Shut up you smelly jewberg

>>64092919 (OP)
These are unironically the German voice actors from bf5 lmoa

>>64093064
Great movie. The guy was in another Russian movie with John Malkovitch called Deadly Code
t. TZD appreciator

>>64098457
IIRC the Tank used in the film is a genuine T-55 that was captured by the Israelis.

>>64093126
What happens when ambition meets limit budget. Some movies handle it well (Red Dawn), others just leave you feeling disappointed. That's one of the latter. Even the flashes of the actual Pearl attack were all from Tora Tora Tora.

>>64092922

Prospective? What the fuck does that mean?

I bet you say “prepared”

>>64092922
Eat shit and die, tourist scum.

>>64093109
>The point isn't that outliers never existed.
>The point is that modern media loves to exaggerate the relevance of them, and many just eat that shit straight up.

People write stories about exceptional circumstances not the average lol

>>64093077
I haven't seen that German tank movie but I don't think there's anything like that. Peckinpah was a very angry, very crazy alcoholic.
https://youtu.be/AonZdAfEQgA

>>64099002
Nazis lost. Cry more.
>>64100137
I own 5 NFA items. How about you?

>>64100043
If I remember correctly, the only action scene was a Tomcat splashing a zero attacking a civilian boat.

>>64100190
Also an interesting thing about that movie is the use of T-34s and other weapons was provided by the Yugoslav army. Peckinpah was getting blackout drunk from Slivovitz during filming. It's at trip.

>>64100190
>Peckinpah was a very angry, very crazy alcoholic.
And oh boy did we get to go on his binge journey's with all those rapid slowmo cuts lmao.

>>64098843
seconded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgfcryuae98

>>64101131
appreciate it bro

>>64093030
Pic related was good, but naval combat is only like the first 6 minutes.

>>64100208
You expect anyone here to believe you?

>>64098652
>cant remember if it was good or bad.
Well it wasnt good, and theres some really whack scenes like the orgy. But I wouldnt say its unwatchable

>>64101338
i remember finishing it and thinking to myself 'that was gay'. i liked the gopnik jew with the fish tattoo though he was cool

>>64101338
Am I being trolled?
t. Haven't seen it yet, but on the to watch list.

>>64101430
ah just watch it bro its a perfectly decent movie. i've been meaning to rewatch it so i can figure out what exactly it was i didnt like about it. it had a sappy melodrama to it i dont really jump for in war movies

>>64093030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJsWThDIjfk
The battle of PHONKshima

>>64098825
And most of the scenes in the movie using the tiger 131 was cgi. 131 just stood around for a bit and shot the scene where it's hiding in the bushes and starts to move up, after that it's all cgi.

>>64098825
>>64102236
Saumur's Tiger 1 is undergoing a full restoration and should be operational later this year or early next year They did a complete rebuild of the engine and the running gear, now they're putting the hull back together and restoring the turret.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ_NHHUg2bE

So technically pretty soon you could do a remake of the Battle of the Bulge movie featuring 3 actual working tigers I and II instead of m47's.

>>64098496
Add Hornblower to that as well, great to watch back to back.

>>64092919 (OP)
Stalingrad 1993

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZuEOZNecVY

"Battle of Lake Changjin", China's movies about the Chosin Reservoir

>>64101296
More of a good mystery thriller with a naval twist. Absolutely loved the ending.

>>64092919 (OP)
You're Kino?

I think I'll be the judge of that m8.

>>64092919 (OP)
I was partying in Warsaw last weekend when out of nowhere a massive military convoy drove past. He's some footage I took.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlktbAmH21E

>>64092919 (OP)
I was partying in Warsaw last weekend when out of nowhere a massive military convoy drove past. Here's some footage I took.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlktbAmH21E

>>64093522
>sequels were cancelled
There is talk of a prequel being made though

>>64100043
As much as I wanna see us wreck the Japanese fleet I do actually kind of appreciate that the movie isn't a jingoistic Rambo 2+ catharsis type thing. It is more like a feature-length Twilight Zone episode than anything else.

Worst case would have been if they do try to have a fight but fuck it up w/ limited budget and make it all radio/radar based without you seeing much action. Red Dawn is surprisingly good in a way that belies its reputation as a dumb jingoistic action flick. Milius is insane in a good way but he actually gets across how not fun war is pretty well, without going too grimdark and alienating the audience. The 1 cuban guy at the end seeing the 2 brothers bleeding out and realizing they're just kids hits way harder now that I get older. Fighting for your country and ideology is a noble endeavor and the movie doesn't say otherwise, but it also shows the physical and emotional and moral costs as well.

>>64109337
On that note, Milius also made one of the last good fun b-movie adventures, The Wind and the Lion. No, I don't count The Mummy, I actually really dislike the first one because it is always sold as close to Indiana Jones and really isn't at all. Plus the big broad overacting and bombastic music every time anyone does anything makes it lose effectiveness IMO.

>>64092919 (OP)
>nobody even mentiones Warfare
You guys faggot or something?

>>64092922
Nazis were a lesser evil, compared to soviets. Simple as.

>>64109350
>he doesn't like Rachel Weisz playing an english rose
wut

>>64109337
>It is more like a feature-length Twilight Zone episode than anything else.
weird films like those are usually character dramas disguised (and mismarketed) as action flicks

>>64093030
Master and Commander

>>64109391
The funniest scene is where they spend 10 minutes forgetting shit in that room. Happens just like that irl too

>>64109667
>nazis
>lesser evil
>evil
Hi r*ddit :)

>>64092919 (OP)
It’s such a fucking classic.

>>64100208
Did the IDF provide them for you?

>>64111862
>>64109667
we stil have wehraboos here?

>>64093273
>nigger
>faggot
plebbit awaits your aids riddled return

>>64111913
Are you stupid?

>>64092919 (OP)
why not watch some documentary for a change

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkOlaRV-tuU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc6er38c-TQ&list=PL5k9X92Lt9-TGj-31xf9reGmxnvMd7Usj

doesn't get any more kino than "the Soviet government gave me an entire infantry division to reenact Napoleonic-era battles with"

some French /k/ino

>>64092919 (OP)
>new movie centred around tank + crew
>oh awesome, me luv tank let’s see what it’s about
>tank crew goes solo on reconnaissance/delivery mission in Tiger outside support range
>mfw

Like for fucks sake FURY and the campaign mission their ctrl+c’ing from BFV had a better plot device setup for why they got split off from the main force but from what’s shown in the trailer it
just looks like they’re given some scouting mission for no reason whatsoever.

>>64092919 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9lvSZI3RGc&ab_channel=Johnny%27sWarStories

so fucking kino

>>64092919 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NetxJAkdO6Y&ab_channel=Unforgettable

>>64113767
where did they find soo many shermans?

>>64113775
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Bridge_Too_Far_(film)#Production
> Sufficient American tanks, jeeps, and trucks of World War II vintage were found because many of the vehicles were being discarded from European military (almost entirely reserve) units, especially from Greece and Turkey.

Chinese movie "Volunteer Army: The Struggle of Life & Death" depicting the Korean War.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPn6V8lmHe0

>>64099640
It does look like a JudenPanzer-55. Normal T-55 doesn't have an L7 style extractor on the cannon.

>>64113775
should be a few mock ups built on land rover chassis in there too

>>64098825
>>64102290
>>64102236
>Tiger 131
If any of you anons ever get the chance you should go see it yourself. The entire museum is really fucking cool.

>>64092922
Kill yourself

>>64109080
This was most likely in preparation for the August 15th parade

>>64116349
Tiger 114 will soon join it as a runner

>>64112896
Based

>>64111913
we still have shitlibs on here? >>64092919 (OP)
The Eternal Zero. End scene was great

>>64111913
The use of word "still" (incorrectly spelt) betrays the fact that you know who was here first, and who is the intruder species.
Fuck off

>>64116349
I want to go there and see the early turret tiger 2. That round front face is extremely sexo.

>>64118419
>porsche tiger ii
I only saw this big nigger there and I don't think I missed any tank, especially something that big.

>>64092919 (OP)
rec me your favourite /k/ action movie(s) about duty, I need motivation
not necessarily war
>inb4 Master and Commander
yes yes I know

>>64093217
>toxic gas handgrenade
This already triggers me beyond recovery.
Is war not brutal enough to stick to realism?
It would've been completely fine to me, if it was tear gas.

Tank Brigade from 1954 is pretty good, but I had to drop it because it was like reading soviet WW2 fanfiction

>>64121791
gettysburg, glory, gods and generals

>>64119430
They had four various tigers in a line a while ago. Some of them have gone home.
Lets see what this does.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/coolcatsmusic/34536944232

Watched Izzat (2005) and it was damn good. About a group of paki gansters in some Nordic country competing with other gangsters. Not an insane amount of action but the writing was top notch.

>>64092919 (OP)
The Wolf's Call

Kochi 203 is 80's japanese kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HdUh1cfAuI

>>64116349
Yeah but going there requires me to visit the UK which is an absolute no from me chief.

>>64122061
I remember this. I believe it was a timed exposition with vehicles borrowed from other museums. That's why the Porsche Tiger II isn't there anymore.

>>64113669
It's a tragedy that we will never see its like again.

>>64123829
within our lifetime we will have desktop PCs able to recreate Waterloo 1970 with the same ease we use Adobe Premiere Pro today

>>64109350
>the wind and the lion
>B-movie
Fuck you

>>64116349
Holy KINO

>>64102290
Holy KINO

>>64093034
It has no rights being this enjoyable

>>64113733
For me, it's la 7e Compagnie
>mfw I learned for some reason it had a massive success in Russia back then
Well, if they think comedy movies are what western armies are like, it explains a lot.

Kelly's heroes

>>64123961
Uh, yeah, like I said
We will never see its like again

>>64124669
might as well complain those weren't real bongs and frogs
take what you can get

>>64124703
I am disappointed in how readily some people let go of what we once had.

>>64124717
for the things that really matter, fine
entertainment doesn't matter THAT much

>>64092919 (OP)
Das Boot
Utter /k/ino
11/9

>>64109667
kys