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/k/ builds the ultimate gun
dubs adds a part

I will be starting with a skull ar-15 lower to reduce the moral of our enemies.
Anonymous No.64099512 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
dragunov wood stock
Anonymous No.64099528 [Report] >>64102323
>>64099488 (OP)
carousel autoloader
Anonymous No.64099534 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
bottle opener bayonet
Anonymous No.64099541 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Revolver cylinder
Anonymous No.64099544 [Report] >>64099652
Put a BLM upper on it
Anonymous No.64099551 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Mallninja bayonet, think rainbow colored blade with serrations and a skull engraving or some shit.
Anonymous No.64099554 [Report] >>64099610 >>64100284
Picatinny rail tactical dildo
Anonymous No.64099560 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
underbarrel lube sprayer
Anonymous No.64099574 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
"Hello Kitty" themed ACOG site
Anonymous No.64099603 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
pink dildo buffer tube, with the balls towards the pistol grip
Anonymous No.64099610 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Re-rolling for >>64099554
Anonymous No.64099652 [Report] >>64099661 >>64099673
>>64099544
BLM upper has been added for mostly peaceful shooting
Anonymous No.64099661 [Report] >>64102309 >>64103548
>>64099652
also do not be alarmed by the fact the ejection port is on the wrong side. It's a left handed gun
Anonymous No.64099673 [Report]
>>64099652
Buttplug buttstock
Anonymous No.64099688 [Report] >>64099725
>>64099488 (OP)
Ballsack pistol grip
Anonymous No.64099704 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Burris Eliminator 5
Anonymous No.64099725 [Report]
>>64099688
+11 ergo
Anonymous No.64099805 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Super DUPER safety. Includes fuller semi automatic.
Anonymous No.64099819 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
2 meter permanent folding bayonet attached to the magwell
Anonymous No.64099845 [Report]
Promag
Anonymous No.64099846 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
done
Anonymous No.64099895 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Tits as a front handguard
Anonymous No.64099904 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Abrams Barrel
Anonymous No.64099999 [Report] >>64100005 >>64100007 >>64100024 >>64100092
Desert tech Quattro 15 lower/magazine (keep the skull though)
Anonymous No.64100005 [Report] >>64100024
>>64099999(me)

Fucking lmao. I got quints. OP you better include my lower in the build.
Anonymous No.64100007 [Report]
>>64099999
wowie
Anonymous No.64100018 [Report]
underbarrel assault smirk
Anonymous No.64100024 [Report] >>64100092
>>64099999(me)
>>64100005(me)

So I realize we’re building a meme gun, so idk maybe a dildo buttstock?

(Also, almost got quads in my second post)
Anonymous No.64100031 [Report]
GBRS Riser
Anonymous No.64100037 [Report]
ferris wheel autoloader
Anonymous No.64100055 [Report] >>64100092
Tactical selfie stick for guntubing purposes
Anonymous No.64100056 [Report]
2 foot long bayonet
Anonymous No.64100092 [Report] >>64100108 >>64100113 >>64100115
>>64100024
>>64099999
Life is only as meme as you make it
>>64100055
selfi included

Background is also up for grabs
Anonymous No.64100097 [Report]
A1 stock in all white
Anonymous No.64100103 [Report] >>64105165
As this weapon will only be used by the most elite of operators, we can exclude a few superfluous features that are mostly there to keep the 90IQ grunts from hurting themselves. Therefore:
>remove trigger guard
>permanently set fire selector to full auto
This should simplify production a bit
Anonymous No.64100108 [Report] >>64100162
>>64100092
Nooooo, include my dildo idea (I get to change my mind, I technically had 2 dubs). It goes well with the ballsac grip.
Anonymous No.64100113 [Report]
>>64100092
Ptrs barrel
Anonymous No.64100114 [Report]
arms 58 mid length handguard
Anonymous No.64100115 [Report]
>>64100092
Re-rolling for the picatinny rail dildo
Anonymous No.64100123 [Report]
this is the fastest thread on the board lol
Anonymous No.64100131 [Report] >>64101603
7.5" barrel with a cookie cutter brake
Anonymous No.64100132 [Report]
36" stainless steel barrel
Anonymous No.64100162 [Report] >>64100180 >>64100232 >>64100243 >>64100258 >>64100309
>>64100108
Since no type was specified we will be going with the classic wooden stock like pappy used to use.
Anonymous No.64100180 [Report]
>>64100162
2” barrel
Anonymous No.64100188 [Report] >>64100266
gwen tennyson handguard
Anonymous No.64100199 [Report] >>64100266
Amazon lpvo with Amazon piggyback red dot
Anonymous No.64100232 [Report] >>64100236
>>64100162
The dildo should be used as a bayonet, not a stock
Anonymous No.64100236 [Report]
>>64100232
If anon gets his picatinny dildo, we can make it double ended
Anonymous No.64100243 [Report]
>>64100162
autoblow XL foregrip with a reciprocating dildo for a barrel.
Anonymous No.64100258 [Report] >>64100331
>>64100162
that dildo is a buffer tube, add an onahole with a pistol brace to it
Anonymous No.64100266 [Report] >>64100277
>>64100188
>>64100199
the gwen handguard was testing my abilities
Anonymous No.64100268 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
checked

A fine rifle needs fine glass. Put a U.S. Army Vietnam Era AN/PVS-2B Starlight Night Vision Scope on it
Anonymous No.64100277 [Report] >>64100284 >>64100331
>>64100266
Finally a gun that liberals can love
Anonymous No.64100281 [Report] >>64101673
>>64099488 (OP)
.300 blackout and progressive rifling squeezebore to squeeze the .308 bullet down to 6.5mm
Anonymous No.64100284 [Report] >>64100332
>>64100277
Also, using these dubs to make >>64099554 a reality
Anonymous No.64100309 [Report]
>>64100162
Lmao. Love it
Anonymous No.64100331 [Report]
>>64100258
Seconding this, this is too perfect to pass up
>>64100277
This means you have to add actblue and transsexual stickers to it
Anonymous No.64100332 [Report] >>64100351 >>64100436 >>64100826
>>64100284
>Picatinny rail tactical dildo
I added a ginormous tactical dildo just for you
Anonymous No.64100338 [Report]
This is a fun thread.
Anonymous No.64100347 [Report] >>64100361
Just make the whole thing a bunch of dildos at this point
Anonymous No.64100351 [Report] >>64102309
>>64100332
Put a breathilyzer in the safety so that it can't be readied by drunkards.
Anonymous No.64100361 [Report] >>64100515
>>64100347
They're not the most original idea desu
Anonymous No.64100367 [Report]
Compound trinocular microscope for optics
Anonymous No.64100380 [Report]
free floating chrome lined barrel 22"
Anonymous No.64100383 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
40" bull barrel
Anonymous No.64100436 [Report]
>>64100332
Underbarrel P320
Anonymous No.64100462 [Report]
Blue strike industries charging handle
Anonymous No.64100463 [Report]
A finger-gun coming out of the barrel
Anonymous No.64100515 [Report] >>64100765
>>64100361
I can't believe no one said Fleshlight or stuff it full of beans yet
volume of fire appreciator No.64100627 [Report] >>64100751 >>64111122
>>64099488 (OP)
it's already been done
Anonymous No.64100751 [Report]
>>64100627
That's airshit
Anonymous No.64100765 [Report]
>>64100515
Penis muzzle device with QD fleshlight suppressor filled with beans
Anonymous No.64100826 [Report]
>>64100332
Smith & Wesson® SW3B Special Ops M-9 Bayonet.
Anonymous No.64100837 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Gatling barrels
Anonymous No.64100848 [Report]
I'm a bit disappointed in this lack of dubs /k/
Anonymous No.64100855 [Report] >>64100860 >>64100878 >>64101042
>>64099488 (OP)
Barrel: silly straw
Anonymous No.64100860 [Report]
>>64100855
Now we're talking
Anonymous No.64100872 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Underbarrel Zip-22
Anonymous No.64100878 [Report]
>>64100855
lmfao
Anonymous No.64100879 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
GAU-8 barrels
Anonymous No.64100886 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Backwards UBGL
Anonymous No.64100913 [Report] >>64100918 >>64100919 >>64100922 >>64107180
>LOL!!! guys it's a plastic COCK AND BALLS guys... GET IT?????? IT'S A DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reddit
Anonymous No.64100914 [Report]
ZAMN guy's tongue as the trigger
Anonymous No.64100918 [Report]
>>64100913
It's wood though
Anonymous No.64100919 [Report]
>>64100913
Anonymous No.64100922 [Report] >>64100935 >>64100937 >>64101094
>>64100913
Sorry dad, I'll take the assignment seriously. Attach a real horse cock to the handguard, I'm certain you can find a horse that will be a willing donor
Anonymous No.64100935 [Report]
>>64100922
Dubs checked. Make it happen, OP.
Anonymous No.64100937 [Report]
>>64100922
kek
Anonymous No.64101042 [Report] >>64101050 >>64101323 >>64102309
>>64100855
very silly this straw be
Anonymous No.64101050 [Report]
>>64101042
Needs a flamethrower
Anonymous No.64101073 [Report]
Katana bayonet
Anonymous No.64101094 [Report] >>64101753
>>64100922
What's done is done
Anonymous No.64101119 [Report]
background image
Anonymous No.64101126 [Report]
cow tools attachment
volume of fire appreciator No.64101323 [Report]
>>64101042
thumb trigger
Anonymous No.64101377 [Report] >>64101524
A shovel as a bayonet
Anonymous No.64101389 [Report]
loli onahole muzzle brake
Anonymous No.64101400 [Report] >>64101524
drat
what about a footpussy fleshlight muzzle brake
Anonymous No.64101524 [Report] >>64101553
>>64101377
>>64101400
Digging action!
Anonymous No.64101529 [Report] >>64101530
Add an underbarrel fleshlight
Anonymous No.64101530 [Report]
>>64101529
Shit I just saw there's already one on there. Change of plan.
Add an underbarrel cum jar.
Anonymous No.64101539 [Report]
Dancing Snoop trigger
Anonymous No.64101553 [Report]
>>64101524
Disgusted Eugene Stoner in the corner or very aroused Averi, whichever seems funnier
Anonymous No.64101575 [Report]
banan trigger
Anonymous No.64101584 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Spinning rims
Anonymous No.64101590 [Report] >>64101595 >>64101599
Put the Beast legs as foregrip.
Anonymous No.64101595 [Report]
>>64101590
DAYMN
Anonymous No.64101599 [Report] >>64101674
>>64101590
or maybe put them on the balls for extra kek
Anonymous No.64101603 [Report]
>>64100131
Are you black?
Anonymous No.64101612 [Report]
an ugg boot on the dildo as a stock
Anonymous No.64101666 [Report] >>64101668 >>64101677 >>64111128
Added a 100 round drum to the magazine
Anonymous No.64101668 [Report]
>>64101666

Trips of satan
Anonymous No.64101673 [Report]
>>64100281
6.5BMGanon, is that you?

Picrel. Any gun is a 300 blackout squeezebore if the barrel is tough enough.
Anonymous No.64101674 [Report]
>>64101599
gun can now walk itself
Anonymous No.64101677 [Report] >>64101712 >>64101778 >>64103531 >>64103642 >>64103782
>>64101666
Satan demands the drum mag
Anonymous No.64101712 [Report]
>>64101677
Add the AUG A1 scope on top of the chicken for even more tactical capability
Anonymous No.64101753 [Report] >>64101765
>>64101094
>Removing our tactical dildo
FOR SHAME
Anonymous No.64101765 [Report]
>>64101753
hes not gone, he's just cold and shrunk
Anonymous No.64101776 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Underslung crossbow for stealth missions
volume of fire appreciator No.64101778 [Report]
>>64101677
it's missing a boomer punisher skull
Anonymous No.64101843 [Report]
It needs a shoulder thing that goes up, naturally.
Anonymous No.64102309 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Horizontal foregrip (also dubs OP the fuck?)

>>64099661
I once saw a left handed (not ambi) AR in a gun store on a rack. Picked that thing up and I think I found out what it's like to have a stroke. Took me far too long to figure out what was going on.

>>64100351
Breathylizer safety has to be at the end of the barrel.

>>64101042
>barrel pointed up to account for drop
Very forward thinking. Imagine how flat it shoots.
Anonymous No.64102323 [Report] >>64102722
>>64099488 (OP)
>>64099528
No, fuck you. A literal carousel. Upscaled cubic as not to turn into a blurry mess for OP.
Anonymous No.64102395 [Report]
Pink cerakote charging handle
Anonymous No.64102413 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Portable charging charging handle
Anonymous No.64102436 [Report] >>64102440
>>64099488 (OP)
Underbarrel rifle that is a smaller copy of the main rifle
Anonymous No.64102440 [Report] >>64102446
>>64102436
This, but rifles all the way down
Anonymous No.64102446 [Report]
>>64102440
And a bigger rifle the main rifle is attached to
Anonymous No.64102722 [Report]
>>64102323
Holy fuck this image took me back
Anonymous No.64102839 [Report]
rare good thread
Anonymous No.64103480 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
It has to be capable of mining bitcoins if it wants any chance of survival in this modern world.
Anonymous No.64103529 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Underbarrel zip 22
Anonymous No.64103531 [Report]
>>64101677
Needs a Carry Handle.
Anonymous No.64103541 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Oil Filter muzzle device >;).
Anonymous No.64103548 [Report]
>>64099661
FUCK YOU left handed scum nigger bastard, you should've been strangled at birth you selfish little fuck
Anonymous No.64103554 [Report] >>64103562
>>64099488 (OP)
Underbarrel 11.5 PSA AR
Anonymous No.64103562 [Report]
>>64103554
Kek. Rerolling bc you're bait in the other threads is entertaining.
Anonymous No.64103642 [Report] >>64103653 >>64103801
>>64101677
Cheek riser but it’s a pair of massive white female tits
Anonymous No.64103653 [Report]
>>64103642
Same, but with massive non-white male tits.
Anonymous No.64103711 [Report] >>64103822
>>64099488 (OP)
Underslung ORB
Anonymous No.64103782 [Report]
>>64101677
Vibrating fire mode selector.
Anonymous No.64103801 [Report]
>>64103642
Reroll
Anonymous No.64103819 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Pregnant Anne frank paintjob
Anonymous No.64103822 [Report] >>64103827 >>64103855 >>64103863
>>64103711
orb launcher/fore-grip combo
Anonymous No.64103827 [Report]
>>64103822
Excellent OP, make the charging handle a Beyblade ripcord.
Anonymous No.64103828 [Report]
best sight
Anonymous No.64103855 [Report] >>64103880
>>64103822
Jean wrap
Picrel
Anonymous No.64103863 [Report]
>>64103822
Make the trigger shoe a stream of piss.
Anonymous No.64103873 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Touchscreen fire selector
Anonymous No.64103880 [Report] >>64103885 >>64103952 >>64103953 >>64103964 >>64103966 >>64104002 >>64104017 >>64104022
>>64103855
just the tip
volume of fire appreciator No.64103885 [Report]
>>64103880
chancla buttpad


captcha hh880
Anonymous No.64103919 [Report]
1911 trigger
Anonymous No.64103952 [Report]
>>64103880
That's the shaft you nigger, but I guess it willl do.
Put some rails on it, we need space for more attachments, this is a serious build.
Anonymous No.64103953 [Report]
>>64103880
Trigger crank
Anonymous No.64103964 [Report]
>>64103880
We need a spoiler to improve the aerodynamics and increase ground pressure while cornering Doors and corners are where they get you if you aren't fast enough, any high speed operator will tell you.
Anonymous No.64103965 [Report]
bumpstock
Anonymous No.64103966 [Report] >>64104088
>>64103880
needs iron sights too
Anonymous No.64103984 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
Window crank instead of a charging handle.
Anonymous No.64103996 [Report] >>64104008 >>64104148
this flashlight
Anonymous No.64104002 [Report]
>>64103880
Amazon Prime logo engraving seems to be missing.
Anonymous No.64104008 [Report]
>>64103996

Damn so close but this
Anonymous No.64104016 [Report] >>64104279
vp70 trigger
Anonymous No.64104017 [Report]
>>64103880
Flintlock mechanism using a roadflare.
Anonymous No.64104022 [Report] >>64104088
>>64103880
An edgy chain sling.
Anonymous No.64104088 [Report] >>64104103 >>64104156 >>64104215
>>64103966
>>64104022
triple optic redundancy since 1 backup is none backup
Anonymous No.64104103 [Report]
>>64104088
Plywood-ziptie bipod
Anonymous No.64104115 [Report]
M-Lok Skoal holder
Anonymous No.64104148 [Report]
>>64103996
last try for this
Anonymous No.64104156 [Report] >>64104225 >>64104605
>>64104088
Needs a rail mounted Zyn carrier
Anonymous No.64104202 [Report]
A post it note that says, "im proud of you - paul" on the handguard
Anonymous No.64104215 [Report]
>>64104088
croc stock
Anonymous No.64104225 [Report]
>>64104156
Reroll
Anonymous No.64104248 [Report]
Needs an ass midget
Anonymous No.64104252 [Report] >>64104277
Fleshlight suppressor
Anonymous No.64104277 [Report] >>64104616
>>64104252
Ooo ooo better idea! fleshlight/onahole over the cock stock with the ballfeet grip attached so it acts like a bump stock, with attached automated ky jelly lubrication system that's turned up way too much so it leaks out in a very lewd manner on every shot
Anonymous No.64104279 [Report]
>>64104016
reroll
Anonymous No.64104330 [Report]
Fidget spinner trigger
Anonymous No.64104565 [Report] >>64104605 >>64104888
buttplug charging handle

picrel
Anonymous No.64104605 [Report]
>>64104156
>>64104565
If you combine these two post numbers, they collectively both have dubs. I vote we include their design suggestions.
Anonymous No.64104616 [Report] >>64104687
>>64104277
If you add anything more to the cock stock, Then you won’t be able to see it. How will you know there’s a cock underneath the jeans and onahole?
Anonymous No.64104687 [Report] >>64104807 >>64104879
>>64104616
I have taken precautions
Anonymous No.64104705 [Report]
this shit doesn't have a trigger, we can't even shoot it, put a twin trigger in like a double barrel shotgun
Anonymous No.64104807 [Report] >>64104812
>>64104687
Would a dragon dildo be visible as a trigger? Or anything even with that chain in the way, might need to adjust just for visibility.
Anonymous No.64104808 [Report] >>64104812 >>64104849
Alright ladies and gentlemen. We need 3 more components to complete this rifle:

trigger
charging handle
butt pad
Anonymous No.64104812 [Report]
>>64104807
>>64104808
way ahead of you ;)
Anonymous No.64104849 [Report] >>64104854
>>64104808
George W. Bush's head as a trigger
Anonymous No.64104854 [Report]
>>64104849
Re roll
Anonymous No.64104879 [Report]
>>64104687
LMAO!
Anonymous No.64104880 [Report]
Some kind of dragon's mouth thing around the muzzle like chaos space marines all have on their guns for EXTRA INTIMIDATION and BECAUSE IT'S COOL
Anonymous No.64104888 [Report] >>64104892
Everyone spam this guy’s (>>64104565) buttplug charging handle, eventually someone will get dubs

Also, fidget spinner trigger
Anonymous No.64104892 [Report] >>64104923
>>64104888(me)

Fuck yeah, trips. OP, it’s up to you, flip a coin and add either the buttplug charging handle or fidget spinner trigger. We are so close to greatness.
Anonymous No.64104923 [Report] >>64105097 >>64105228 >>64105257 >>64105314
>>64104892
The coin has spoken and the plug is very deep in there
Anonymous No.64104941 [Report]
I also second the dragon dildo trigger
Anonymous No.64105097 [Report]
>>64104923
Roll
Anonymous No.64105122 [Report]
truly, a weapon to surpass metal gear
Anonymous No.64105135 [Report]
paper clip trigger
Anonymous No.64105165 [Report]
>>64100103
Re-requesting
Anonymous No.64105197 [Report]
The bullets should be trans
Anonymous No.64105228 [Report]
>>64104923
"INSPIRED BY REDDIT'S COMMUNITY GUIDE LINE ENERGY"
Anonymous No.64105257 [Report] >>64105296
>>64104923
Thumb-activated trigger

https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2019/01/25/shot-2019-thumbs-up-for-innovation-iron-horse-firearms-tor-thumb-operated-receiver/
Anonymous No.64105296 [Report]
>>64105257
what in the god damn....
Anonymous No.64105314 [Report]
>>64104923
The trigger is a lightswitch
Anonymous No.64105444 [Report] >>64105459 >>64105510 >>64105528
>>64099488 (OP)
Non-binary trigger, needs the representation
Anonymous No.64105459 [Report]
>>64105444
winrar
Anonymous No.64105510 [Report] >>64105516
>>64105444
So, a regular single action trigger then?
Anonymous No.64105516 [Report]
>>64105510
Single action army in the lower in the nonbinary colors
Anonymous No.64105528 [Report] >>64105538 >>64105622
>>64105444
Anonymous No.64105538 [Report]
>>64105528
Last but not least is the butt-pad, try and suggest something that will fit on the "tip" of the stock
Anonymous No.64105622 [Report] >>64105627 >>64105634
>>64105528
Can of creamed corn as the butt stock
Anonymous No.64105627 [Report]
>>64105622
Meant butt pad, im drunk
Anonymous No.64105634 [Report]
>>64105622
It's gonna get creamed right there
Anonymous No.64105678 [Report] >>64105695 >>64105700 >>64105721 >>64105738 >>64105797
I present to you the final, military issued /k/r-15. I would like to thank our R&D team that has joined us throughout this journey.
Anonymous No.64105695 [Report]
>>64105678
This was fun, thank you OP
Anonymous No.64105700 [Report]
>>64105678
Art. I kneel. Hang it in the Louvre.
Anonymous No.64105721 [Report]
>>64105678
Its glorious, a proper arm of the people.
Anonymous No.64105738 [Report] >>64106740 >>64110120
>>64105678
Incase anyone is having trouble with the transparency i made this version:
Anonymous No.64105763 [Report]
chambered in 8.6 BO
Anonymous No.64105797 [Report]
>>64105678
Get this thing onto the Kel-Tec production line immediately
Anonymous No.64106082 [Report]
I am satisfied but it's going to be eternally out of stock like kac on Rooftop Defense. Sigh. Can't have shit
Anonymous No.64106740 [Report]
>>64105738
Roll
Anonymous No.64107180 [Report]
>>64100913
Fuck off, nofun nigger.
Anonymous No.64110120 [Report]
>>64105738
Is it really over?
Anonymous No.64110976 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
30” pencil barrel, 120 drum mag. Chodiest suppressor currently on the market
Anonymous No.64111114 [Report]
>>64099488 (OP)
If you're going to build the "ultimate gun", start with the correct receiver.
Anonymous No.64111122 [Report]
>>64100627
Close. It needs an under-barrel dragon dildo to complete the build.
Anonymous No.64111128 [Report]
>>64101666
only satan would put the mag in backwards