Thread 64099488

dubs adds a part

I will be starting with a skull ar-15 lower to reduce the moral of our enemies.

>>64099488 (OP)
dragunov wood stock

>>64099488 (OP)
carousel autoloader

>>64099488 (OP)
bottle opener bayonet

>>64099488 (OP)
Revolver cylinder

Put a BLM upper on it

>>64099488 (OP)
Mallninja bayonet, think rainbow colored blade with serrations and a skull engraving or some shit.

Picatinny rail tactical dildo

>>64099488 (OP)
underbarrel lube sprayer

>>64099488 (OP)
"Hello Kitty" themed ACOG site

>>64099488 (OP)
pink dildo buffer tube, with the balls towards the pistol grip

>>64099488 (OP)
Re-rolling for >>64099554

>>64099544
BLM upper has been added for mostly peaceful shooting

>>64099652
also do not be alarmed by the fact the ejection port is on the wrong side. It's a left handed gun

>>64099652
Buttplug buttstock

>>64099488 (OP)
Ballsack pistol grip

>>64099488 (OP)
Burris Eliminator 5

>>64099688
+11 ergo

>>64099488 (OP)
Super DUPER safety. Includes fuller semi automatic.

>>64099488 (OP)
2 meter permanent folding bayonet attached to the magwell

Promag

>>64099488 (OP)
done

>>64099488 (OP)
Tits as a front handguard

>>64099488 (OP)
Abrams Barrel

Desert tech Quattro 15 lower/magazine (keep the skull though)

>>64099999(me)

Fucking lmao. I got quints. OP you better include my lower in the build.

>>64099999
wowie

underbarrel assault smirk

>>64099999(me)
>>64100005(me)

So I realize we’re building a meme gun, so idk maybe a dildo buttstock?

(Also, almost got quads in my second post)

GBRS Riser

ferris wheel autoloader

Tactical selfie stick for guntubing purposes

2 foot long bayonet

>>64100024
>>64099999
Life is only as meme as you make it
>>64100055
selfi included

Background is also up for grabs

A1 stock in all white

As this weapon will only be used by the most elite of operators, we can exclude a few superfluous features that are mostly there to keep the 90IQ grunts from hurting themselves. Therefore:
>remove trigger guard
>permanently set fire selector to full auto
This should simplify production a bit

>>64100092
Nooooo, include my dildo idea (I get to change my mind, I technically had 2 dubs). It goes well with the ballsac grip.

>>64100092
Ptrs barrel

arms 58 mid length handguard

>>64100092
Re-rolling for the picatinny rail dildo

this is the fastest thread on the board lol

7.5" barrel with a cookie cutter brake

36" stainless steel barrel

>>64100108
Since no type was specified we will be going with the classic wooden stock like pappy used to use.

>>64100162
2” barrel

gwen tennyson handguard

Amazon lpvo with Amazon piggyback red dot

>>64100162
The dildo should be used as a bayonet, not a stock

>>64100232
If anon gets his picatinny dildo, we can make it double ended

>>64100162
autoblow XL foregrip with a reciprocating dildo for a barrel.

>>64100162
that dildo is a buffer tube, add an onahole with a pistol brace to it

>>64100188
>>64100199
the gwen handguard was testing my abilities

>>64099488 (OP)
checked

A fine rifle needs fine glass. Put a U.S. Army Vietnam Era AN/PVS-2B Starlight Night Vision Scope on it

>>64100266
Finally a gun that liberals can love

>>64099488 (OP)
.300 blackout and progressive rifling squeezebore to squeeze the .308 bullet down to 6.5mm

>>64100277
Also, using these dubs to make >>64099554 a reality

>>64100162
Lmao. Love it

>>64100258
Seconding this, this is too perfect to pass up
>>64100277
This means you have to add actblue and transsexual stickers to it

>>64100284
>Picatinny rail tactical dildo
I added a ginormous tactical dildo just for you

This is a fun thread.

Just make the whole thing a bunch of dildos at this point

>>64100332
Put a breathilyzer in the safety so that it can't be readied by drunkards.

>>64100347
They're not the most original idea desu

Compound trinocular microscope for optics

free floating chrome lined barrel 22"

>>64099488 (OP)
40" bull barrel

>>64100332
Underbarrel P320

Blue strike industries charging handle

A finger-gun coming out of the barrel

>>64100361
I can't believe no one said Fleshlight or stuff it full of beans yet

>>64099488 (OP)
it's already been done

>>64100627
That's airshit

>>64100515
Penis muzzle device with QD fleshlight suppressor filled with beans

>>64100332
Smith & Wesson® SW3B Special Ops M-9 Bayonet.

>>64099488 (OP)
Gatling barrels

I'm a bit disappointed in this lack of dubs /k/

>>64099488 (OP)
Barrel: silly straw

>>64100855
Now we're talking

>>64099488 (OP)
Underbarrel Zip-22

>>64100855
lmfao

>>64099488 (OP)
GAU-8 barrels

>>64099488 (OP)
Backwards UBGL

>LOL!!! guys it's a plastic COCK AND BALLS guys... GET IT?????? IT'S A DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reddit

ZAMN guy's tongue as the trigger

>>64100913
It's wood though

>>64100913
Sorry dad, I'll take the assignment seriously. Attach a real horse cock to the handguard, I'm certain you can find a horse that will be a willing donor

>>64100922
Dubs checked. Make it happen, OP.

>>64100922
kek

>>64100855
very silly this straw be

>>64101042
Needs a flamethrower

Katana bayonet

>>64100922
What's done is done

background image

cow tools attachment

>>64101042
thumb trigger

A shovel as a bayonet

loli onahole muzzle brake

drat
what about a footpussy fleshlight muzzle brake

>>64101377
>>64101400
Digging action!

Add an underbarrel fleshlight

>>64101529
Shit I just saw there's already one on there. Change of plan.
Add an underbarrel cum jar.

Dancing Snoop trigger

>>64101524
Disgusted Eugene Stoner in the corner or very aroused Averi, whichever seems funnier

banan trigger

>>64099488 (OP)
Spinning rims

Put the Beast legs as foregrip.

>>64101590
DAYMN

>>64101590
or maybe put them on the balls for extra kek

>>64100131
Are you black?

an ugg boot on the dildo as a stock

Added a 100 round drum to the magazine

>>64101666

Trips of satan

>>64100281
6.5BMGanon, is that you?

Picrel. Any gun is a 300 blackout squeezebore if the barrel is tough enough.

>>64101599
gun can now walk itself

>>64101666
Satan demands the drum mag

>>64101677
Add the AUG A1 scope on top of the chicken for even more tactical capability

>>64101094
>Removing our tactical dildo
FOR SHAME

>>64101753
hes not gone, he's just cold and shrunk

>>64099488 (OP)
Underslung crossbow for stealth missions

>>64101677
it's missing a boomer punisher skull

It needs a shoulder thing that goes up, naturally.

>>64099488 (OP)
Horizontal foregrip (also dubs OP the fuck?)

>>64099661
I once saw a left handed (not ambi) AR in a gun store on a rack. Picked that thing up and I think I found out what it's like to have a stroke. Took me far too long to figure out what was going on.

>>64100351
Breathylizer safety has to be at the end of the barrel.

>>64101042
>barrel pointed up to account for drop
Very forward thinking. Imagine how flat it shoots.

>>64099488 (OP)
>>64099528
No, fuck you. A literal carousel. Upscaled cubic as not to turn into a blurry mess for OP.

Pink cerakote charging handle

>>64099488 (OP)
Portable charging charging handle

>>64099488 (OP)
Underbarrel rifle that is a smaller copy of the main rifle

>>64102436
This, but rifles all the way down

>>64102440
And a bigger rifle the main rifle is attached to

>>64102323
Holy fuck this image took me back

rare good thread

>>64099488 (OP)
It has to be capable of mining bitcoins if it wants any chance of survival in this modern world.

>>64099488 (OP)
Underbarrel zip 22

>>64101677
Needs a Carry Handle.

>>64099488 (OP)
Oil Filter muzzle device >;).

>>64099661
FUCK YOU left handed scum nigger bastard, you should've been strangled at birth you selfish little fuck

>>64099488 (OP)
Underbarrel 11.5 PSA AR

>>64103554
Kek. Rerolling bc you're bait in the other threads is entertaining.

>>64101677
Cheek riser but it’s a pair of massive white female tits

>>64103642
Same, but with massive non-white male tits.

>>64099488 (OP)
Underslung ORB

>>64101677
Vibrating fire mode selector.

>>64103642
Reroll

>>64099488 (OP)
Pregnant Anne frank paintjob

>>64103711
orb launcher/fore-grip combo

>>64103822
Excellent OP, make the charging handle a Beyblade ripcord.

best sight

>>64103822
Jean wrap
Picrel

>>64103822
Make the trigger shoe a stream of piss.

>>64099488 (OP)
Touchscreen fire selector

>>64103855
just the tip

>>64103880
chancla buttpad


captcha hh880

1911 trigger

>>64103880
That's the shaft you nigger, but I guess it willl do.
Put some rails on it, we need space for more attachments, this is a serious build.

>>64103880
Trigger crank

>>64103880
We need a spoiler to improve the aerodynamics and increase ground pressure while cornering Doors and corners are where they get you if you aren't fast enough, any high speed operator will tell you.

bumpstock

>>64103880
needs iron sights too

>>64099488 (OP)
Window crank instead of a charging handle.

this flashlight

>>64103880
Amazon Prime logo engraving seems to be missing.

>>64103996

Damn so close but this

vp70 trigger

>>64103880
Flintlock mechanism using a roadflare.

>>64103880
An edgy chain sling.

>>64103966
>>64104022
triple optic redundancy since 1 backup is none backup

>>64104088
Plywood-ziptie bipod

M-Lok Skoal holder

>>64103996
last try for this

>>64104088
Needs a rail mounted Zyn carrier

A post it note that says, "im proud of you - paul" on the handguard

>>64104088
croc stock

>>64104156
Reroll

Needs an ass midget

Fleshlight suppressor

>>64104252
Ooo ooo better idea! fleshlight/onahole over the cock stock with the ballfeet grip attached so it acts like a bump stock, with attached automated ky jelly lubrication system that's turned up way too much so it leaks out in a very lewd manner on every shot

>>64104016
reroll

Fidget spinner trigger

buttplug charging handle

picrel

>>64104156
>>64104565
If you combine these two post numbers, they collectively both have dubs. I vote we include their design suggestions.

>>64104277
If you add anything more to the cock stock, Then you won’t be able to see it. How will you know there’s a cock underneath the jeans and onahole?

>>64104616
I have taken precautions

this shit doesn't have a trigger, we can't even shoot it, put a twin trigger in like a double barrel shotgun

>>64104687
Would a dragon dildo be visible as a trigger? Or anything even with that chain in the way, might need to adjust just for visibility.

Alright ladies and gentlemen. We need 3 more components to complete this rifle:

trigger
charging handle
butt pad

>>64104807
>>64104808
way ahead of you ;)

>>64104808
George W. Bush's head as a trigger

>>64104849
Re roll

>>64104687
LMAO!

Some kind of dragon's mouth thing around the muzzle like chaos space marines all have on their guns for EXTRA INTIMIDATION and BECAUSE IT'S COOL

Everyone spam this guy’s (>>64104565) buttplug charging handle, eventually someone will get dubs

Also, fidget spinner trigger

>>64104888(me)

Fuck yeah, trips. OP, it’s up to you, flip a coin and add either the buttplug charging handle or fidget spinner trigger. We are so close to greatness.

>>64104892
The coin has spoken and the plug is very deep in there

I also second the dragon dildo trigger

>>64104923
Roll

truly, a weapon to surpass metal gear

paper clip trigger

>>64100103
Re-requesting

The bullets should be trans

>>64104923
"INSPIRED BY REDDIT'S COMMUNITY GUIDE LINE ENERGY"

>>64104923
Thumb-activated trigger

https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2019/01/25/shot-2019-thumbs-up-for-innovation-iron-horse-firearms-tor-thumb-operated-receiver/

>>64105257
what in the god damn....

>>64104923
The trigger is a lightswitch

>>64099488 (OP)
Non-binary trigger, needs the representation

>>64105444
winrar

>>64105444
So, a regular single action trigger then?

>>64105510
Single action army in the lower in the nonbinary colors

>>64105528
Last but not least is the butt-pad, try and suggest something that will fit on the "tip" of the stock

>>64105528
Can of creamed corn as the butt stock

>>64105622
Meant butt pad, im drunk

>>64105622
It's gonna get creamed right there

I present to you the final, military issued /k/r-15. I would like to thank our R&D team that has joined us throughout this journey.

>>64105678
This was fun, thank you OP

>>64105678
Art. I kneel. Hang it in the Louvre.

>>64105678
Its glorious, a proper arm of the people.

>>64105678
Incase anyone is having trouble with the transparency i made this version:

chambered in 8.6 BO

>>64105678
Get this thing onto the Kel-Tec production line immediately

I am satisfied but it's going to be eternally out of stock like kac on Rooftop Defense. Sigh. Can't have shit

>>64105738
Roll

>>64100913
Fuck off, nofun nigger.

>>64105738
Is it really over?

>>64099488 (OP)
30” pencil barrel, 120 drum mag. Chodiest suppressor currently on the market

>>64099488 (OP)
If you're going to build the "ultimate gun", start with the correct receiver.

>>64100627
Close. It needs an under-barrel dragon dildo to complete the build.

>>64101666
only satan would put the mag in backwards