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Anonymous No.64101095 >>64101145 >>64101164 >>64101278 >>64101279 >>64101300 >>64101302 >>64101311 >>64101366 >>64101572 >>64101952 >>64102280 >>64102293 >>64103062 >>64103122 >>64103435 >>64103687 >>64103740 >>64104494 >>64104517 >>64104527 >>64105325 >>64106722
Pocket knife... for food preparation and eating
Okay, long story short, daughter is a cutter like her mother before her. Can't have knives in the house.
Need a knife I can keep with me at all times. I have one of these but it's more of a show off.. "GERMAN Army knife". haha.
Want one with a real blade.
cut meat and vegies to prepare food.
cut food at dinner table.
In the last two weeks stabbing people as not been a need, so lets not consider that.

What should I get? I prefer something that isn't stainless steel, of course. Cuz I want sharp.
Anonymous No.64101136 >>64101300
You know, sharp. Like to cut a bottom roast into stew meat.
Stainless Steel just can't cut it and won't hold an edge.
Anonymous No.64101145 >>64101172 >>64103212 >>64103435
>>64101095 (OP)
Send your fucked up kid to therapy, asshole.
Anonymous No.64101164 >>64101178
>>64101095 (OP)
she cuts with knives? she's gonna hurt herself if she gets the urge whether theres knives around or not man, you can cut with metal or plastic or just about anything rigid. buy some cooking knives and send your kid to camp or something. cutting is trapped animal behavior
Anonymous No.64101172 >>64101184 >>64101186 >>64101956 >>64102293
>>64101145
did that.
You know therapy is a scam, right?
Anonymous No.64101178 >>64103285
>>64101164
You should see some of the cuts her mom did to herself.

So, I want to make roast but can't without a good knife, and that means a knife that stays on my person at all times or is locked in my truck.
Thought you guys might have ideas, cuz weapons.
Anonymous No.64101184
>>64101172
NTA but it can help
Depends on the school, the therapist, and the patient
Anonymous No.64101186 >>64101236 >>64101245 >>64102306
>>64101172
If you cannot tell a therapist that might help from a charlatan than no wonder you married a retard and raised another.
Anonymous No.64101236 >>64101242 >>64101254 >>64103108 >>64103122 >>64106397
>>64101186
wife's IQ is 110.
Daughters IQ is 130.
Nope, not "retards", I think it's manipulation. a learned behavior.
Wife stopped cuz I finally gave up.
Daughter does it because school therapist and her personal therapist... gets gibs.

Anyway, all the kitchen knives are gone, looking for a good pocket knife to make stew, prepare food and okay, stab the occasional mugger cuz this is /weapons/ after all.
So, what kind of knife? Please be specific in your recommendations. Need to be legal size.
Anonymous No.64101242 >>64101266
>>64101236
You dont need a knife.
Anonymous No.64101245 >>64101273
>>64101186
why are you looking for blame?
Yeah, sure. I'm onipitant and able to see pass client/patient relations because I can read their minds, so I'm absolutely to blame because I control everything. Okay? It's all me.


But what kind of knife? Please focus.
Please discuss the knife given the requirement and lets all stick to the subject of utility pocket knives.
Anonymous No.64101254 >>64101276 >>64101277
>>64101236
You sound monumentally retarded and if she wants to slit her wrists she's gonna do so, because it is physically impossible for you to remove every sharp thing she might get access to.
Maybe you should try to get at the underlying cause of your daughter's self harm instead of being a self assured idiot.
Anonymous No.64101266 >>64101281
>>64101242
Yeah I do. My German army knife is miserable cutting up meat.
I just said I need a knife to prepare food.
Don't you even use a knife to cut your pizza? Oh wait, they cut it for you don't they.

Well, lets talk knives please. what kind of steel? I was simply thinking high carbon
Like American 440AHC steel blade at Cabela?
I can go up in price. It's $20 and cheap.
Anonymous No.64101273 >>64101283 >>64101303 >>64102293
>>64101245
>onipitant
>pass clients
I'm not sure if you should be trusted with a knife.
Anonymous No.64101276 >>64101613 >>64103029 >>64103122 >>64105498
>>64101254
>You sound monumentally retarded
Okay. I have a BS Physics, MS physics, and a MSEE so, obviously retarded. My GRE got me into MENSA, which I declined.

Okay, established it's all my fault and I'm a retard.


Please focus...
So, knives. What do you know about them? Looking for recommendations and specs. Will chopping onions chemically react with the blade?
Anonymous No.64101277 >>64101281 >>64101291
>>64101254
This anon gets it. What is stopping her from buying a pack of disposable razors at Walmart?
Anonymous No.64101278 >>64101286
>>64101095 (OP)
Just buy a locking cabinet, bro.
Anonymous No.64101279
>>64101095 (OP)
Sounds like you need the knife of rambo
Anonymous No.64101281 >>64101286
>>64101266
So buy some decent kitchen knives and padlock the drawer or put a pistol safe in the kitchen.
>>64101277
Or just breaking a window or mirror.
Anonymous No.64101283 >>64101286 >>64101292 >>64101372 >>64103122
>>64101273
Kay,...
Now, how about those knives?
What do you recommend? How does it fit my requirements and intended use: cut meat, cut vegies for stew, and stab baddies cuz /weapons/
focus now...
Anonymous No.64101286
>>64101283
This >>64101278 >>64101281 and >>>/ck/
Anonymous No.64101291 >>64102293
>>64101277
Nothing... Therapist and CPS don't care, as if she can't get a knife on her own. Psychologist are not the brightest at the uni..

But I can't have loose knives because CPS and all that. So, one useful pocket knife.
focus...
Anonymous No.64101292 >>64101299
>>64101283
Cold Steel Spike
Anonymous No.64101299
>>64101292
>Cold Steel Spike
thank you for your on-topic reply
This?
https://ads.midwayusa.com/product/1152127417?pid=127417&adlclid=cbc9ea0dc069137973568295e2760a88&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=shopping&utm_campaign=555046121&utm_content=ag-autoag0000_cmpn-555046121_sku-12741712345&msclkid=cbc9ea0dc069137973568295e2760a88&utm_term=2332957516000518
Probably too long, Looking for a folding knife that I can keep in my pocket so "concealed carry". This is a good start tho.
4116 Krupp. I will research that.
Anonymous No.64101300 >>64101308
>>64101095 (OP)
>>64101136
>I prefer something that isn't stainless steel, of course. Cuz I want sharp.
>Stainless Steel just can't cut it and won't hold an edge.
Fuddlore that hasn't been true since the 1950s.
Anonymous No.64101302 >>64101314
>>64101095 (OP)
Get a hobo knife. Literally what they were made for.
Anonymous No.64101303
>>64101273
kek
idiocracy is real
Anonymous No.64101308 >>64101385
>>64101300
I've had carbon steel and stainless steel pocket knives. Stainless steel won't hold an edge. They were all next to useless for any serious cutting. My son's Cub Scout knife was a better blade.
Anonymous No.64101311 >>64101319
>>64101095 (OP)
>daughter is a cutter like her mother before her
Rock and roll will never die. God I love it so!
Anonymous No.64101314
>>64101302
this...
This is what I was looking for. I will check these out.
thank you very much. I think your contribution to the thread cannot be topped.
Anonymous No.64101319 >>64102295 >>64102783
>>64101311
I didn't know she was a cutter when I married her. I thought it was damned strange behavior, but I was told it's common with women.

It's not something women put on their Curriculum Vitae
Anonymous No.64101320
Kay, bye and thanks to the anon with the clue of "hobo knife". On topic and on target.
Anonymous No.64101366 >>64101449
>>64101095 (OP)
>>64031664
Nigger
Anonymous No.64101372
>>64101283
You can never go wrong with a Kershaw Leek.
Anonymous No.64101385
>>64101308
>Stainless steel won't hold an edge.
Don't buy dogshit pakistani-chinese knives and it won't be a problem.
Anonymous No.64101449
>>64101366
>advocating generals
Doublenigger
Anonymous No.64101572 >>64103458
>>64101095 (OP)
who the fuck cuts themselves multiple times without finishing the job? How is that even a learned skill?
Sorry if I seem a bit rude
Anonymous No.64101613
>>64101276
>I'm educated so I'm not retarded
You're definitely retarded. For starters, you stuck your dick in crazy and can't raise your kids right.
Anonymous No.64101952
>>64101095 (OP)
the whole "stainless is never good" hasn't been true for ages. but i'm not going to recommend some expensive supersteel knife to you, instead for your purposes get a victorinox folding vegetable knife in plain edge (not serrated edge). Or get two straight away, they're inexpensive and very light.
Victorinox steel is decent enough (1.4110), and easily resharpened, so you're also gonna buy a Worksharp Precision Adjust to keep them sharp.
Anonymous No.64101956
>>64101172
Y'all motherfuckers need jesus in your lives.
Anonymous No.64102280
>>64101095 (OP)
For those purposes, I would get a Spyderco Resilience. You might want to try a larger Opinel like a 10 or 12. They come in carbon or stainless steel. I've had a #8 carbon as my only food knife for 10 years. But a larger blade is better for food. Stainless would probably be better for food as well.
Anonymous No.64102293 >>64104985
>>64101095 (OP)
>daughter is a cutter
You need to spend time with her
>like her mother before her
You done fucked up big time marrying that. What were you thinking? Unironically "I can fix her"?!

>>64101172
>therapy is a scam
Of course it is
It's a liberal white woman attempt at replacing actual fucking family and friends
It's basically outsourced companionship
Which your daughter ought to be getting FROM YOU

>>64101273
Kek

>>64101291
>useful pocket knife
For kitchen work?
Get a Global with a sheathe, 8" if you have the pocket room, 6" if you can't
I cook with just that
Anonymous No.64102295
>>64101319
>didnt know when i married her
what the fuck
how she's covered in fucking scars
Anonymous No.64102306 >>64103598
>>64101186
They're all charlatans.
Psychotherapy is not more effective than less professionalized alternatives. Its benefits are often due largely to non-specific factors (empathy, social support, placebo effect) rather than specific techniques of any one approach.
And the other thing about therapy is that it's never done. It is always ongoing and there is no endpoint where the treatment is done, unlike actual medicine which has real endpoints. As long as you're paying they will keep seeing you.
Anonymous No.64102340 >>64102875
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHDRWBRB/
Anonymous No.64102783
>>64101319
>I was told it's common with women
No it isn't.
t. woman

Your daughter is doing it for one of two reasons. Either she's imitating her mother, thinking it's big girl behaviour. Or she's doing for attention because she doesn't get that otherwise. This issue here is parenting, not knives.
Anonymous No.64102875
>>64102340
nailed it for his specifications
He even has a story to tell that can be corroborated by licensed therapists if he has to explain why he was carrying a folding kitchen knife.
Anonymous No.64103029
>>64101276
>All those addon MS
>Still can't pop the PhD
There's nothing sadder than multiple masters
Anonymous No.64103062
>>64101095 (OP)
Just get a decent set of kitchen knives and let nature take its course
Anonymous No.64103108 >>64103310
>>64101236
>Need to be legal size
Well that depends on jurisdiction. Where are we talking about?
Resident Wumbologist !!aZ2iZUdyUbF No.64103122 >>64103295 >>64103488
>>64101095 (OP)
>>64101236
>>64101276
>>64101283
Bro...

Have you ever heard the term "Knowing enough to be dangerous"?
That means somebody is a midwit who thinks he knows enough to approach and resolve a problem, but either has a limited perspective or is high up on Mt. Stupid of the Dunning-Kruger curve so they are heading straight for disaster and everybody else can see it. Normally this is some /o/tist with an eBay turbo kit or a /k/ poster trying to turn a $300 SKS into an SVD, but in this case it's your whole life and family. This is a big deal. People aren't roasting you just because you are being stupid (which you are regardless of what your IQ or educational background say) but also because this is very concerning and not normal.

You are fixing the wrong end of the problem. Finding a pocket knife to keep your daughter from cutting herself is approaching the cutting part from the wrong direction. You need to unfuck something with the family dynamics that are causing the problem in the first place rather than trying to hide the cutlery.

And I get that you may well be a genius in a lot of ways, such as your career or interests, but there's a lot of different types of intelligence. For instance you are probably lacking in emotional intelligence. That's not good, but it is better to evaluate and come to terms with that than to sit in denial which is hurting yourself and your family. Confidence is great, but introspection is also important sometimes.
Anonymous No.64103212
>>64101145
Therapy is prostitution, but for women
Anonymous No.64103285
>>64101178
>Man, my family is really fucked up and I can't have knives...... GIVE ME KNIFE RECOMENDATIONS
Anonymous No.64103295
>>64103122
Nicely done anon, but I'm almost certain this is just a troll and OPs wife and daughter are spooks.
Anonymous No.64103310 >>64104710
>>64103108
London
Anonymous No.64103435 >>64103520
>>64101095 (OP)
French army knife to the rescue. Good luck, Anon.
>>64101145
>Send your fucked up kid to martial arts classes and NOLS or Pathfinder, fren
Anonymous No.64103458
>>64101572
Have you seen the scars on e-thots?
Anonymous No.64103488 >>64103540 >>64105021 >>64106788
>>64103122
>You are fixing the wrong end of the problem. Finding a pocket knife to keep your daughter from cutting herself is approaching the cutting part from the wrong direction
If you read his posts above, he is being forced to remove all knives from his house by Child Protective Services (CPS). He doesn't have a choice in the matter, if he wants to be able to cut things at home, the blade apparently has to be on him or locked in his vehicle.
Not sure why a pistol safe or other locker isn't acceptable.
Anonymous No.64103520 >>64103637
>>64103435
My objection to camping cutlery sets like this is that you need to wash them immediately before putting them away. Ask anyone who's actually had to eat lunch in the field; you don't always get time, soap and water to scrub your utensils right afterwards.
Therefore I much prefer a setup where you can put the spoon etc away in a case of some kind e.g. a bog standard traditional lunch box or Tupperware that can be washed later

Otherwise, have fun scrubbing grease out of the insides of your cute little SAK style foldaway cutlery holders
Resident Wumbologist !!aZ2iZUdyUbF No.64103540 >>64103637 >>64105283
>>64103488
That's ab extraordinarily poor state of affairs. I hope they can find some way to unfuck this situation, but OP is going to have to open up to his family in order to do that. Not easy if you haven't been raised to be emotionally available and vulnerable.
Anonymous No.64103582 >>64103709
no12 opinel carbone
Ive had one of these for a few years now in my camping kit
good all rounder, big enough to work fast, small enough for fine work
and stays sharp
just keep it dry, because they rust away fast if you dont
Anonymous No.64103598 >>64105483
>>64102306
Extremely midwit post. By your retarded logic you should stop doing physio after a wound has healed and you can walk again because "it was the endpoint."
Anonymous No.64103637 >>64103715
>>64103520
I've used my French army knife in the field and camping. I just lick it clean if I don't have any papergoods then pour a little water on it.
>>64103540
Yeah and he said he's in London so I think he should just give up on the knoife thing and order takeaways.
Anonymous No.64103687 >>64103715 >>64104130
>>64101095 (OP)

is her mother not in the picture or what? can she not talk to your daughter about it?
Anonymous No.64103709
>>64103582
I've never liked those, very sharp and good at cutting but the wood handle has too much fitment issues with temperature and humidity.
Anonymous No.64103715 >>64103722
>>64103637
>I just lick it clean if I don't have any papergoods then pour a little water on it
mmhmm
I think that speaks for itself

>he's in London
>order takeaways
be cheaper to shoot himself and get it over with

>>64103687
>her mother
>the o.g. cutter
please read the fucking thread first before posting
it's only sixty posts, c'mon
Anonymous No.64103722 >>64103753
>>64103715
so the mother is still cutting or she got over it? or does she advocate for cutting? why is the mother not in a position to help the daughter through this?
Anonymous No.64103740
>>64101095 (OP)
Get a sharp knife, castrate your emo daughter's throat and then castrate yourself so we don't have any more inferior offspring of yours running around and shitting things up any further.
Anonymous No.64103753
>>64103722
>why is the mother not in a position to help the daughter through this?
because daughter wouldn't be cutting if mum and dad were doing their jobs at all
regardless of whether mum is still cutting or not
Anonymous No.64104130 >>64105287
>>64103687
>Expecting a woman to be any good at parenting in anno Domini 1995 + 30
I am envious of your naivety.
Anonymous No.64104260 >>64104284
why does a site where everyone is anonymous have so much peer pressure?
Anonymous No.64104284 >>64104437
>>64104260
>receiving anonymous critique is MUCH PEER PRESSURE
it would be hell of a lot more pressure if you're doxxed
at least this way you can unfuck yourself anonymously, which is way less embarrassing
Anonymous No.64104437
>>64104284
no i mean like how everyone here seems to adopt the same pseudo-schizo beliefs
Anonymous No.64104494
>>64101095 (OP)
Steel making has come a long way and there are new a blend of "Stainless Steel" hitting the market.

Manga cut steel can be expensive, but I've been using them for about a year, and have served well with just the occasional oiling once a week and had to polish a blood stain just once with some flitz.

most magna cut steel knifes I see are fixed bladed geared to toward bushcraft or tactical folders, but I see some interest in using them for kitchen knives; being that magical balance of good edge retention and corrosion resistance.

The Kershaw Leek is a EDC pocketknife that I use for mostly cutting packages, binding and letter opening, but I imagine it could make a good paring knife.
Anonymous No.64104517
>>64101095 (OP)
https://www.bladehq.com/item--Protech-Malibu-Plunge-Lock-Flipper--106892
Anonymous No.64104527
>>64101095 (OP)
Give her a butcher knife and let natural selection run it's course.
Anonymous No.64104710
>>64103310
bruv if you in london yeah? you'd better know you can only carry non-locking knives under 3 inches innit.
Anonymous No.64104985
>>64102293
>You need to spend time with her
Probably spent too much time with her already.
Anonymous No.64105021 >>64105161
>>64103488
>Not sure why a pistol safe or other locker isn't acceptable.
Because it's probably bs
Anonymous No.64105124
Cold Steel Serrated Vaquero Voyager.

Put it beneath your daughters pillow and all your future knife, gun, pills, rope, belt, roster in bathtub problems will be forever gone. Plus you have no further to deal with your ex wife.
Anonymous No.64105161
>>64105021
>london
is the trolling tell
Anonymous No.64105283
>>64103540
>emotionally available and vulnerable
Sounds like some faggot shit to me.
Anonymous No.64105287
>>64104130
NTA, but my mom did alright. I mean, I do post on 4chan so it wasn't flawless, but there ain't any bad blood between us or anything. Hell, she's one of the only friends I have.
Anonymous No.64105325
>>64101095 (OP)
Just get a safe from harbor freight and lock a knife block in it. When my step son told the school therapist he wanted to I’ll himself everything potentially lethal that wasn’t already under lock and key got thrown into safes.
Anonymous No.64105483 >>64107358
>>64103598
A physio will tell you eventually "You're fine. You've got the best return of function you csn hope for. Keep active and let us know if anything happens."
That never happens with psychotherapy. It's also a complete pseudoscience.
Anonymous No.64105498
>>64101276
>look at all of my receipts!
lmao
Anonymous No.64106397
>>64101236
ignore her, women tend to do this shit to get attention, when you stop giving them attention they will stop, at least works with crying
Anonymous No.64106722
>>64101095 (OP)
>something that isn't stainless steel
Check out Opinel knives. Lightweight, stylish, come in many sizes ad few blade shapes both carbon and stainless, inexpensive, blade can be locked in open position. A classical food prep knife.
Anonymous No.64106788
>>64103488
>he is being forced to remove all knives from his house by Child Protective Services (CPS)
yeah now way this is real, sounds like complete bullshit
Anonymous No.64107358
>>64105483
>That never happens with psychotherapy. It's also a complete pseudoscience
Personal opinion, all therapy should be done with social workers, not psychotherapists. Shrinks should only treat the diagnosed mentally ill, not Becky because she has a sad.
Weapons-related, there are elements in the world that benefit from weak enemies who have convinced themselves they are crazy.