Thread 64104860

>>64104860 (OP)
So stupid, man.

Good enough for John Kelly, good enough for me.

>>64104860 (OP)
Inb4 the worthless nigger mods leave this bot spam thread up until it's bumped off. This site is dead and I hope hiroshimoot gets his balls crushed in a vice.

>>64105732
john clark bro

>>64104860 (OP)
Fuck ya
mudda

>>64105741
just move on from /k/ bro sitting around seething about it makes you look like you have no agency over your life.

>>64105741
Why do you hate guns?

>>64105732
You fucked up anon, but not as hard as David Caruso trying to get into movies.

>>64104860 (OP)
>le stronk woman
Metal Gear will never be anything but utter cringe for redditors.

>>64108894
go back

>>64108921
Funny, I was going to say the same to all you woketards.

>>64108894
>Metal Gear will never be anything but utter cringe for redditors.
MGS 3 release date November 17, 2004 . Reddit launch June 2005. You sure?

>>64104860 (OP)
They went overboard with the tumble

This gay ass buffer tube makes the gun look retarded

>>64104860 (OP)
when this first came out I remember cringing at a woman soldier being the mentor of the badass MC even as a kid

>>64111584
>mentor
mommy

>>64104860 (OP)
I remember coming away from this just hating The Boss.
What an irredeemable 'tard.

I guess on the deepest level, she wants to put Snake through purgatory, make him completely stone-cold. Make him a machine so he can continue her ultimate mission, to destroy the network-machinery of the Patriot System. And this involves a trauma like killing her.

But the surface-level narrative Red Herring, "SHE WAS... A PATRIOT" sap-fest was too obnoxious.
It makes her out to be an absolute tool.

I like that she had a fairly strong-featured, handsome face. At least she didn't look very girly. Not 100% noodle-armed either. We've had a lot worse in terms of nerd-culture Stronk Women.
How Eva manages to survive a log through her intestines and heal in 1 day, though?... please.

I wonder if Kojima would have the balls, or the imagination, to ever outright depict something like Eva's childhood brainwashing.

>>64104860 (OP)
>Oh my wholesome kojima slow-burn A24 kino vidya!
Go the fuck back to >>>/v/ you retard

>>64104860 (OP)
>>64104865
Why did they use a shittier version of the Kel-Tec PLR-16? The PLR-16 weighs like half the patriot so you can easily shoot it with one hand.
>>64108894
It’s not cringy reddit weirdness, it’s cringy Japanese weirdness

>>64112138
Japs are noguns retards, for some reason redditors worship them

>>64104860 (OP)
The la li lu le lo?

>>64109005
They made Reddit specifically to discuss MGS this is well known you fucking dipshit

schizo pastebin

>>64112138
it didn't exist back then, retard

Buy an ad Konami, you deserve the middling hype for trotting MGS3 back out as remake slop instead of letting Kojima finish V. You killed your own cash cow with survive, now live with it.

>>64112178
yes

>>64112771
An adult man wrote this lol, lmao

>>64116057
and he's not wrong

>>64116146
Yeah. Konami had fuck ups

>>64104860 (OP)
>>>/v/

>>64104860 (OP)
how fast are those tumbling rounds going?

>>64104860 (OP)
Miami Vice did it better

>>64109027
They're asian

>>64112044
>Kojima would have the balls
kek, Holy fuck anon, my fucking sides

>>64120052
Weebs don't know about anything made outside of japland

>>64120052
what is that?

>>64121141
Early LASER sight.

Tezt

>>64121173
Tezt for what, Anon?

>>64105741
Oh no one of 75 ukraine threads got bumped off the board...

>>64121200
I'm trying to fix my 4channel app (it worked)

I like the Snake Eater song.

>>64121404
That song was sweet

>>64121216
its not 2023

>>64104860 (OP)
Tom Clancy's universe shits all over MGS faggots.
>Splinter Cell
>Ghost Recon
>HAWX
>End War
Meanwhile Virgin Snake and Extra Virgin Snake never get laid and cucked and outright replaced by literal random nobodies lamo.

>>64121511
no one cares about hawx lol

>>64121511
I like both but I prefer MGS and Resident Evil to Clancy games, which haven't been good since before Rainbow Six Vegas 1.

>>64121511
>invokes Tom Clancy
>posts ubislop

>>64112138
>Why didn't they just use that didn't exist at the time of development???

>>64121068
>Kojima have the balls for it? My fucking sides!
As in:
1) obviously yes he would, what a stupid question
Or
2) lolno. No way in hell
?
I'm guessing you mean #2, but can't tell sometimes.

Detailing a brainwashing would probably make a nerdy general audience too uncomfortable. Too specific to real life.
And by Kojima's success, we know he tries to only scratch the right market itch.

But imagine a tangent, Kojima giving his go at a Kubrick Ludovico Technique. Could be kino... but we'll never see it.
Then again, was Dr. Naomi-whatever named after MK NAOMI? ...
That's the TV media-broadcast partner to ULTRA.