Thread 64119075

>>64119075 (OP)
Turns out financing transexuals with dog avatars wasn't an effective means of supporting the war effort.

>>64119092
I love this webm so much, Lada confirmed 152mm defeating armour.

A saboteur sunk Kimber and instead of jail he got hired by Sig

>>64119089
He said humorz not retarded Zigger propaganda

>>64119089
>buckbroken by yellow reddit dogs
You thought you were being funny but you're just brown.

>>64119075 (OP)
>financing
they're doing it for free

>>64119108
Did they not bother to put eyeholes in that costume? Wonder if they forgot the air holes too

>>64119075 (OP)
What was the point of this again?

>>64119474
To market Coinbase.

>>64119474
Kim gets a bday parade so Trump has to. People seem to forget he grew up stupid rich and is a spoiled brat like most rich kids.

>>64119075 (OP)
>unarmed
>field dress
>visibly unmotivated
They look like POWs being paraded around by their captors

>>64119075 (OP)
>>64119089
I don't get it, is this a dickless no gunz, commie yuropoor thread?

>>64119089
Turns out negotiations need more than whining and SNL-tier mob threats about how it would be terrible if something were to happen

is this that jewish fag who hates henry seething about Trump?

still better than Belgium I guess

>>64119075 (OP)
The more zogbot golems suffer the happier I am

>>64119474
Donny sees North Korea and France and Russia doing and thinks it is based
And while Donny is normally easily distractible and jumps from one topic to another he can also fixate on issues and problems for years and he wanted a parade in his first term but the Pentagon kept delaying

>>64119603
parade training takes a long time and the units cant do anything else, US Military is combat ready not parade ready

>>64119075 (OP)
The taliban lost to THAT???

>>64119856

Parade ready =/= combat ready

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlKrg1KNafM

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/06/un-peacekeepers-refused-to-help-south-sudan-rebels-raped-aid-workers-report

https://civiliansinconflict.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/civic-juba-violence-report-october-2016.pdf

>>64119486
>so Trump
go back, the parade was planned for during Bidens presidency

>/k/ "humor" is just left leaning politics now
Man, when did this start? Aren't there better boards for this?

>>64120523
>Man, when did this start? Aren't there better boards for this?
Its just euro-hours on /k/.

>>64119830
Marching a bit better than untrained cadets isn't exactly a mark of excellence.

>>64120533
Don't blame chinkshitting on us, thanks. They're just trying to deflect eyes from the most recent naval fuckup.

>>64120710
Reddit tourists with political bias is way more likely, as this happens in virtually every thread, and has been since the war started. Why they choose to spend their time conversing with people they hate, and responding "what blew up this time?" to literally everything is beyond me.

>>64119635
cute

>>64120794
and funny

>>64120523
>>64120533
>>64120710
>>64120751
What blew up this time? Or did another vassalland state plane crash?

>>64119856
D E U T S C H L A N D

>>64119626
>>64119635
comfy

>>64120537
...Can you point to us parade training that they are supposed to be meeting?
>>64119626
this parade IS basically their standard for parade and it's what they do when they parade elsewhere
https://youtu.be/DBlXGb0bjdM?si=Pk6LNiGytPAf4VqU

>>64120938
bruh

>>64119075 (OP)
China's haters have embarrassed themselves again

>>64121055
Implessive!

>>64119856
No, just because shit hole thirdy parade nations don't deploy and can't fight doesn't mean nations with respectable traditions can't fight
Those bong bozos at Buckingham Palace are a rotation of some of their good guard infantry regiments and in prior decades were usually always veterans

>>64121055
Sure thing chang

>>64119289
Finally Russia has an answer to the Ajax TBI machine

>>64120968
>Ukrainians, Poles, Brits, Americans and French marching on the Red Square
Will we ever see something like that again?

>>64121102
surely china sent an armada in response

>>64119304
Probably legit useful in the Andean mountains.

>>64119075 (OP)
Can someone please post the girl asking for a new gun application one please.

>>64119856
>the military has gone woke and need to be put into killing shape
>actually no we cant march, we spend all day at the range, hooah!
Make up your damn mind ffs

>>64120487
Celebrating the 250th? Yes.
The parade-part came later

>>64119647
lmao

>>64122216
Never mind I found it.

>>64119108
love they need to guide him beche has no cutouts for his eyes

>>64119075 (OP)
>>64119089
>>64120751

>>64119838
GMS!
>>64119486
and GMS! to you too
>>64120523
it's a no gunz yuro cuck

I don't understand posting this no gunz commie shit? I'm going to continue voting the same way because one party wants to ban guns

>>64120955
>>64121575

>>64119644
no taiwan chigga?

>>64119647
That unpainted cardboard battleship was the coolest shit and I am tired of pretending otherwise.

>>64120751
because it makes disingenuous, indirect and avoidant zigger shills like you mad and gets you to come out of the woodwork.

>>64119856
Even 6 month recruits in Finland learn marching in sync in less than a week. Military drills are bread and butter in teaching discipline and coordination for large unit. And thosecsame consctipts wipe the floor with any foreign army that wants to traon here.

>>64119830
What can you expect from a make-believe army? I don't know why they even bother if they're going to be that shitty

>>64119856
motherfucker, out-of-shape Civil War reenactors can march in sync after like an hour of practice

>>64125511
as an American, I hope russia nukes yurop so I don't have to see you anti gun faggots online

>>64124734
Lel
I'm in favour of abortion, but this is good.

>>64119075 (OP)
>>64119616
>>64119620
>>64119626
>>64119647
This shit was so heinous that I'm almost convinced it was intentionally sabotaged at the general level just to own drumpf

These threads are always just troll threads put up by the same people that spam the board with anti-western ones.

>>64126084
You cant accept that America is a paper-tiger, much like Russia. How does our cocks taste?

>>64126579
god you yuros are the gayest retards

>>64119856
How hard is it to just keep pace with a steady fucking rhythm, though? I could do better than that when I'm shitfaced.

>>64121575
Holy shit, do bugs actually think like this?

>>64126960
they're called wolf warriors. there was one that tried doing that in the middle east and got kidnapped.

>>64127034
That's fucking hilarious

>>64126579
CHING CHONG BING BONG
What does sewer oil taste like?

>>64121151
Yeah, you're describing the WWIII victory march.

>>64119075 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbC6dLG_dQY

>>64126960
It's literally a scene from a Chinese propaganda film. Some (incredibly benevolent, kind, and wholesome) Chinese aid worker in Shitfuckistan is surrounded by evil, rapey looking, militiamen, so she pulls out her Chinese passport and the militiamen immediately put down their guns, apologise to her, and ask if there's anything they can do to help. Because China Stronk and Respected. There do seem to be more than a few Changs who bought into the propaganda (mostly the kind who are never going to set foot outside their home town) and do think that that's how the world sees them.

>>64126084
Apparently most of the troops marching were only told they would be marching the night before, so there was literally zero rehearsal time.

Notice how no one is on step? They were playing music and blasting right wing nigger type ads on speakers all around the route so no one could hear the cadence call

It’s a disgrace, but it’s not the army’s fault it agent orange being a retard as usual

>>64125763
The annual parade still looks like shit
But it's fine, we have a centuries old reputation of not being a parade army

>>64119619

>Brought to you by Oracle. Complete. Open. Integrated.

>>64119625

Totalitarian regimes always have the better parade formations

>>64124734
>mandatory background checks and mental heath evaluation.

You do talk to a doctor when getting an abortion so that already the case.

>abortion registry

It goes in your medical records.

>200$ tax stamp

Wtf, can burgers into free healthcare all of a sudden?

>outlaw abortions after first trimester

There are already limits on how late in the pregnancy you can abort.

>>64119647
How do you idiots not see this is AI?

>>64127034
thats the gayest wumao shit ive seen for a while

>>64127034
i don't remember the specific countries, but there was a chinese streamer that was traveling through egypt and he thought that chinese people were well respected because everywhere he went the police escorted him; the police did this because chinese tourists had been kidnapped before, they were just protecting. when the chinese streamer went to libya, there were no longer any escorts and he immediately got kidnapped. his viewers had to call the embassy and report the kidnapping.

>>64128588
btw terrorists love kidnapping chinese because they are very scared and immediately pay

>>64128588
Fucking hilarious, if only every single chinaman could get a similar wakeup call.

>>64119089
NAFO is fucking pure cringe but for some reason they make vatniks turbomad so meh

>>64128612
That’s what makes them funny, in an direct way.

>>64120938
>vdv reporting for duty comrade.

>>64119626
>VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED

>>64126579
>External propellers tacked onto a allegedly amphibious vehicle that clearly lacks sufficient buoyancy to perform that role with any hope of success

Are they so slavishly devoted to copying the West that they think MIC incompetence is something to be admired?

>>64127692
>aid worker in Shitfuckistan is surrounded by evil, rapey looking, militiamen, so she pulls out her Chinese passport and the militiamen immediately put down their guns, apologise to her, and ask if there's anything they can do to help.

I could actually picture something like that that happening in some places but not with Chinese, i'm imagining some Nork technician or diplomatic personnel getting pulled over by the Morality Police in Tehran or something like that.

>same three 15 second long clips of the parade over and over again
got anything else chang?

Ladybugs kek

>>64119486
>he grew up
The kids of the wealthy never grow up. They just grow old.

>>64127891
Fairly certain i talk to my federally vetted gun store owner when i buy a gun and it doesnt count as a background check at all.

>>64131101
EW

>>64127034
we should have just let the nips skullfuck them all to death good grief thats cringe

>>64131101
Could have gone my whole fucking life without reading this anon.

>>64119603
POWs marched better than that lol

>>64121102
What's the context here?

>>64127891
>You do talk to a doctor when getting an abortion so that already the case.
that's not a NICS check, yurotranny

>>64131361
The japs back then were worse.

>>64134182
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimbolo_massacre

>>64119486
>Kim gets a bday parade so Trump has to
Didn't he came in his pants, in front of the french military parade, on the champs elyses, when he was there for a bastille day, with Macron?

>>64127891
Do you not understand how jokes work?

Personally, I think the comparison between abortion law and gun law is pretty funny.

>>64134661
This one made me genuinely laugh

Simple elegant humorous

>>64134182
They said the N-word.

>>64119632

The Dear Leader is watching!

>>64120036
>Parade ready =/= combat ready
Pretty true when it comes to the American military.

Aren't the only ones who get any regular marching training the band? I don't think it's a regular part of anybody else's schedule.

Still, the parade was a pretty poor show. I'm conflicted on military parades. On the one hand it *was* the Army's 250th birthday and seeing everyone arrayed and all the different eras of combat troops and equipment is pretty cool.

On the other hand dictatorships like China and Russia give parades a bad name. I don't think there is anything inherently wrong with them (heck, Poland has them every year) but when EVERY dictatorship on Earth highlights how much they love them, it makes it awkward when you want to host one yourself.

>>64119075 (OP)
I don't get it.

>>64126084
>This shit was so heinous that I'm almost convinced it was intentionally sabotaged at the general level just to own drumpf
I find this highly plausible the given the vast amount of Generals and Admirals nominated by the Obama administration which infected the military hard with communist ideologies. There was even a communist agitator years ago that was kicked off West Point for being a 5th columnist subversive fuck.

>>64126579
Implessive.

>>64131101
What in the goddamned fuck? Whose cock, balls, taint and ass are these?

>>64135226
Can't speak for other branches but in the Marines most units (whatever size they may be) have a drill master as a collateral billet. Usually its a prior DI or sergeant instructor that is on the staff side. Marching almost never came up in the fleet except for large change of commands but other stationary drill stuff we did fairly often from company level formations on Fridays before libo, funeral detail in the reserves, sword detail for the ball etc.

The only time it ever comes up outside of that will be certain inspection programs from CGIP I think. Certain units would be required to show proficiency in drill, but that typically looked like taking an hour or two each day with like a platoon's worth of Marines for a few weeks to practice

>>64135274
You don't understand that this is a thinly veiled reddit politics thread?
You don't understand that the tranny mods allow this shit on purpose?

>>64135373
You see, I am retarded.

>>64135196
>>64119632
wow, you anti gunners are mad homos. I'll keep voting republican and you keep crying

>>64135196
what the fuck happened to the bradley's barrel?

>>64135790
Barrel length should not be bigger than presidents, so they cut it for parade. That or simply cold weather

>>64119075 (OP)
That makes me feel ashamed. This country is circling the drain.

>>64119616
Fucking embarrassing...

>>64119830
Have they all got shit running down their legs or what?

>>64119108
Is that missle drunk?

>>64124734
Thanks anon, this was the first chuckle I had in this very unfunny “humor” thread.

>>64119108
>guided missile

I present the chlanker... This will be a funny meme in 2045 but no sooner. I can't tell you guys anything else...

Watch out for any o neil cylinder colonies in orbit

Buh bye

>>64126960
Not only Chinese passport is one of the most worthless one (needs visa for almost all countries that matter, funniest being HK when a foreinger from UK doesn't need one), Chinese embassy would just tell you tough luck if you happen to get in trouble overseas.

>>64136538
Chinese propaganda movies are pure /k/ humor. Not only are they the kind of action films that make the Expendables movies look like a detailed training video on Asymmetric Small Unit Tactics, but you get the hilarity of watching how China wishes it was seen in the world, with absolutely 0% self awareness on their part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCc0DWSZHCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJTSYNP4hWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7_D7BXbKfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rykJv7afVHQ

>>64136616
Wolf warrior 2 was actually kind of enjoyable and funny. First was a propaganda film and the lead gets his 100 percent genetically "pure" han wife in the end. Then in the next movie she dies and he "settles" for a hapa while parading the chinese flag in africa like it means something. 2nd is the best by far. Has anyone here watched tejas?

>>64136629
They're dumb, campy, fun. It's a shame that America hasn't produced the same sort of unashamed propaganda movies since the 80's.

>>64120036
I agree, although being good at parading doesn't neccesarily mean you're bad at war, though in general this happened often enough that there's certainly a correlation.
The issue is that even if you don't really parade that much, you should at least be able to march straight, it's not an insanely hard thing to learn. Other countries do parades and US soldiers get invited to those, is "uncomfortable waddle" the best that the greatest military in the world can offer?
Shit worked in 1991, but I guess back then people actually wanted to be there.

>>64126960
I've seen a bunch of Chinese propaganda movies and you wouldn't believe how often using the Chinese flag/passport to save the day (because bad guys are afraid of attacking the bearer) comes up. It's basically a trope in their movies.

>>64127891
It was a joke. But since you want to be retarded:
You have to talk to a doctor when doing any medical procedure. Are you 10? And you can also just go to planned parenthood where the doctor always says yes, unless that shit will kill you, only because they don't want that heat.

Medical records aren't accessible to the government.

You don't pay the government an extra extortion fee on medical procedures.

Last one idk I'm not a woman could be true.

>>64119075 (OP)
I don’t like military parades because I’m always worried it’ll turn out like that one Russian parade where a dude got ran over by an APC. Imagine enlisting just to die in a fucking parade

>>64121575
yeah they couldn't tell he's chinese before he pulled out the passport

>>64119856
Literally all you do in JROTC is march. They literally have marches going every fucking day in all the basketball, football, and whatever other sportsball matches before the games start. How hard is it to fly in a regiment of those guys down to DC? Actually, the better question is WHY does the US military need to do parades like some third world shithole with a small dicked chief of state?

>>64127891
Relax, liberal, it’s called dark humor

>>64126579
These parades would mean anything if china hasn’t lost every single war it’s been in for the past 200 years

>>64137213
they thought he was korean (america's lapdog)

>>64136616
I remember seeing a webm of some chinese(?) movie showing a bunch of Americans saluting like an entire battalion of Vietnamese soldiers who froze to death defending some shithole village while some chink voiced over some speech about how the Americans were supposedly impressed by how honorable the VC were or something, and it made me realize exactly why china is in the pitiful state that it is

>>64137258
IIRC that's a scene from a Chinese film about the Korean War, and how it apparently showed the entire world how incredibly cool and badass the PLA are. But, yeah, it's propaganda. That's what it's for. It's the same as all the Russian stuff that was floating around the internet before the war in Ukraine made it clear how braindead and useless they are.

>>64119625
Keep an eye for September 3rd. The chinks will be hosting a big military parade again.

>>64137289
A /k/ humor thread all on its own.