Thread 64122055

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Anonymous 8/14/2025, 11:39:18 PM No.64122055 >>64122073 >>64122088 >>64122094 >>64122401 >>64122441 >>64122594 >>64122680

ICE/Fed Anons

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What are the chances of ICE ERO hiring me? I just graduated college.
They got a fuck ton of applicants since Trump got in

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 11:47:00 PM No.64122073 >>64122079

>>64122055 (OP)
Anons aren't competent enough for ICE.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 11:48:12 PM No.64122079

>>64122073
>ICE
>requiring competence
lol. lmao even.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 11:51:34 PM No.64122088 >>64122099

>>64122055 (OP)
>What are the chances of ICE ERO hiring me?

It depends on your resume. If it says "I hate browns" in big bold letters, I think you are in.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 11:53:06 PM No.64122094

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>>64122055 (OP)

I'd apply for ICE but I like getting stoned on weekends.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 11:54:12 PM No.64122099

>>64122088
I omitted that from my resume, but I can still edit my application.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 12:00:57 AM No.64122125 >>64122174

How racist do you have to be to get hired by ICE?

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 12:11:42 AM No.64122174 >>64122188

>>64122125
the orange felon just showered them with money and gave them an impossible goal so they're literally hiring any plain ol retard off the street. Racist, dumb, gay, fat, it don't matter - just no drugs in your system, goy

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 12:15:24 AM No.64122188 >>64122433

>>64122174

What if I stopped smoking pot for a few months, would I be able to get hired then?

I am going to kill all (((Thalmor))) agents in Minecraft 8/15/2025, 1:25:31 AM No.64122401 >>64122408 >>64122671

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>>64122055 (OP)
>Dis retard wanna defend pedophiles and shiddd.
Imagine a fucking jellyfish having more of a spine than you. Do something more productive, like joining the Peace Corps.
This post glows as well.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 1:27:38 AM No.64122408 >>64122678

>>64122401
>Peace Corps
>not defending pedophiles

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 1:34:11 AM No.64122433

>>64122188
They’ll find out if you ever had prior to.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 1:36:04 AM No.64122440 >>64122701

this thread isn't long for /k/

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 1:36:37 AM No.64122441

>>64122055 (OP)
Basically 99% if you can breath, aren't completely autistic, and aren't wildly obese or otherwise physically crippled. They're giving out fat bonuses atm.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 2:23:43 AM No.64122594

>>64122055 (OP)
Mmmm, smack that ass on the left

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 2:51:53 AM No.64122671 >>64122678

>>64122401
>productive
>peace corps
Pick one.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 2:54:49 AM No.64122678

>>64122671
>>64122408
thats the joke

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 2:55:52 AM No.64122680

>>64122055 (OP)
My employment background is far too spotted with unemployment and quitting without notice for them to hire me

Sage 8/15/2025, 3:06:14 AM No.64122701 >>64122733

>>64122440

ICE fags don't use weapons, they are pussies that go after fruit pickers or unlucky shitskins at the local courthouse, so this thread is a waste of catalog space.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:15:23 AM No.64122733

>>64122701
You are brown