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Anonymous No.64134794 >>64134798 >>64134803 >>64135200 >>64135358 >>64135409 >>64135886 >>64135897 >>64136377 >>64136445 >>64137439 >>64137447 >>64137468 >>64137494 >>64137545 >>64138391 >>64140923 >>64141025 >>64141097 >>64141117 >>64144495 >>64144952 >>64145465
what's the best martial art to learn?

krav maga looks pretty effective to me
Anonymous No.64134798 >>64135372 >>64135489 >>64136507
>>64134794 (OP)
if you need to resort to nut shots, you already lost
Anonymous No.64134803
>>64134794 (OP)
giwtwm
Anonymous No.64135200 >>64135443 >>64135465
>>64134794 (OP)
Box. Play judo. Do your road work. That's all you need.
Anonymous No.64135358
>>64134794 (OP)
there's a paradox to martial arts, it takes alot of practice to get good enough to use it reliably, both people going along with the sporting rules then a few who won't, there aren't enough people willing to practice lethal parts.
Anonymous No.64135372
>>64134798
>resort
If it's not your first move along with eye gouging, you're unironically NGMI
If you're "fighting fair" you've already lost
Anonymous No.64135409 >>64135922
>>64134794 (OP)
Learn how to box and then how to grapple. The latter is harder and more time consuming to become proficient at but can be the decisive factor in a fight on positioning alone. Any BJJ gym that does not teach stand up and encourage starting from the feet in sparring is not worth your time. Any boxing gym which does not have a gathering of dickheads is not worth your time.
Anonymous No.64135443
>>64135200
This.
Anonymous No.64135465
>>64135200
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.64135489
>>64134798
You're right, silly me!
Anonymous No.64135886
>>64134794 (OP)
Hapkido
Anonymous No.64135897
>>64134794 (OP)
Top 3:
Ameridote
Uechi ryu
Boxing
Anonymous No.64135922
>>64135409
This is the best advice this thread will have.
Anonymous No.64136364
How much does that cost per hour?
Anonymous No.64136377
>>64134794 (OP)
shooting
Anonymous No.64136445 >>64144864
>>64134794 (OP)
100 meter sprint. The best fight is not to fight. When you fight, you gonna get hurt even if you win. Run.
Anonymous No.64136507
>>64134798
THAT'S MY PURSE!
Anonymous No.64137439
>>64134794 (OP)
>you can pay for jewish girls to stomp and grab your nuts
where?
Anonymous No.64137447
>>64134794 (OP)
>krav maga looks pretty effective to me

Is it based around opponent doing nothing?
Anonymous No.64137458 >>64137469
why is her skirt(?) so comically short?
Anonymous No.64137468
>>64134794 (OP)
>krav maga looks pretty effective to me
Learn the art of Tim McGraw and live every day like you're dying.
Anonymous No.64137469
>>64137458
so you dick can get hard and protect you from blows.
Anonymous No.64137494 >>64137602 >>64137615
>>64134794 (OP)
Do muay thai instead, krav maga is a meme
95% of people can be downed or rendered useless with a good leg kick, if they try and grapple by taking your collar or something there’s a lot of clinch work too not to mention elbows
Additionally judo if you want to grapple well too, but to be honest you don’t need much unless you go against someone trained
Anonymous No.64137545
>>64134794 (OP)
Based on the fight over the weekend: Wrestling.

RIP DDP :(
Anonymous No.64137602 >>64137615
>>64137494
Muay thai is probably the best all around due to clinching and leg kicks, but it takes way more time and effort to become proficient compared to boxing and bjj/judo in my opinion.
Anonymous No.64137615
>>64137494
>>64137602
there is a reason there are no notable mma fighters with a mt background. The whole system is built on the presumption that there will be no grappling.
Anonymous No.64138391
>>64134794 (OP)
boxing and wrestling
boxing to learn how to throw a PROPER punch and wrestling for takedown defense
Anonymous No.64140923
>>64134794 (OP)
Anything that deals with grappling and bodily manipulation. A bit of boxing or a semi competitive thing just for practice on reading body movement and reaction. And an absolutely fuck ton of endurance training and sprinting so you can get someone on the ground and then run the fuck away as fast as you can so you don't get killed because fights can get deadly instantly even unintentionally EG grappling and their head hits the the corner of anything hard.
Anonymous No.64141025
>>64134794 (OP)
Krav maga is literally the worst modern martial art you can learnt. It's a military cqc that build around implications that you have knife in your hand. Which is mandatory for a soldier to have. Worst of all Krav Maga instructors tend to skip the stabbity stab part because they want to sell it as wholesome bare handed self defense. So it end up being incomplete version of malay/indonesian silat and barely better then Aikido. Jusy learn Judo and kickboxing.
Anonymous No.64141097
>>64134794 (OP)
Sounds like none of them are sufficient and you have to do multiple for months/years before you're even competent much less effective
Anonymous No.64141117
>>64134794 (OP)
1. Learn to run, sprint and likewise maintain the body to do so. Running from a pointless fight means that one knockout they might get would mean at least ten thousand dollars and probably a missing finger when they feel like letting you live.

2. Boxing, as mentioned before. Learn to hit their head and get them down.

3. Grappling defense, and I mean stabbing their eyes with your fingers. Failing an easy grab of whatever knife you may have. (always carry a legal folding knife that you can flick open, every state has a type that is legal whether you pull it out of pocket and it catches to open)

4. Legwork, it's illegal in MMA to knee a charging grappler. This is where you fuck them up with more than brain damage, you can kill them doing this. If they're that stupid well you can get them hurt, or you go down without them grappling your torso and just your leg. Leaving hands free to grab that knife I mentioned.


If they have a knife, don't bother, just run. Learn how to make your phone speed dial 911.
Anonymous No.64141194
the answer is picrel
Anonymous No.64144495
>>64134794 (OP)

There is no "best". MA is broken down into four basic disciplines and it's up to the person to develop these skills:

>Strikes
Punches, kicks, knees, elbows, fingers, palms, backfists, knife-hands, knuckles, etc. Easiest to learn, hardest to master because the hard part of strikes is learning how to "feel" distance. Knowing when you can throw a strike and reliably hit what you're aiming at, while your opponent is trying really hard to not get hit. The faster you strike, the less power (generally) that you have. Learning to balance speed, distance, and accuracy is hard. This is why most recommend Traditional Boxing or Muay Thai as a "beginner" style, you learn all of that early, especially since it branches into:
>Throws
This includes takedowns. Judo, Aikido, Wrestling are great places to start. Throws are REALLY hard to pull off well because people are generally not keen on you tossing them around, and doing it wrong risks you injuring yourself more than your opponent. These styles also teach you:
>Holds
Jiujitsu is still the best for learning how to hold or tie someone up with just your hands. Holds are surprisingly easy to learn but also hard to pull off, since people go apeshit when you catch them in a hold, especially one that hurts.
>Weapons
Most difficult discipline. Swords, sticks, and clubs take years to "master" but again, are easy to learn. Knives are a lifelong pursuit and you can still get fucked up by someone less experienced if they're willing to get hurt to hurt you and you aren't. This is why guns are called "the great equalizer", as it takes very little training in comparison (3 months of hard practice) vs. 3-5 years of hard practice for most hand-held weapons.
Anonymous No.64144864
>>64136445
Dogshit advice.

Obviously you should avoid stupid fights and leave, but retreat isn't always possible. Even when running away IS a valid option, just turning around and sprinting is an invitation to get a knife in your back. You need a base level of fighting ability to defend yourself long enough to get a good opportunity to run.
Anonymous No.64144952 >>64145269
>>64134794 (OP)
Isn't the whole point of MMA to be a mix of everything that works while leaving behind the dumb shit that doesn't? In theory wouldn't that be the best?
Anonymous No.64145269
>>64144952
In theory, yes. In practice, no.

There's multiple reasons why you might not see things in MMA unrelated to effectiveness, ex. meta, rulesets, etc.
Anonymous No.64145303
Become a aikido master
Anonymous No.64145465
>>64134794 (OP)
The prison wallet gun jutsu is the most powerful martial art in the world, developed by modern ninja scholars over decades of labor.