>>64140425
>the mines are the dirt
every grain on the ground is a self propelled nano machine that converges to the pores and once inside they make the enemy soldier less fat and more hungry
In 2065, wars are fought over chefs and good food because fast food corps took over the world and everyone forgot how to cook. The world united under one government and world peace and harmony was achieved because everyone was given burgers, the good ones.
Mechas are finally viable but not for combat roles, rather, for culinary mega tasks to feed not only their own public military corporations, also the enemy troops as well. Combat consists of megashitting together, who shits wins, because the average person consumes on average 3 cows worth of burgers a day, they’re also ripped, juiced up and gene boosted into 12 ft giants with the insatiable desire to eat good food with other people, and help cook and wash dishes as well.
Remember ice cream ships from ww2? How bout ice cream super carrier ssto vtol launchpad ships that can launch itself while launching and receiving other smaller craft to space to provide ice cream to orbiting omega food stations.
Mars became a giant freezer planet while Venus is used as a giant deep fryer for giganticus 3d printed protein ingredients that spans across continents. Neptune was converted into a giant blender with permission of the blue people and Pluto was discovered as a giant ball of cheese that was hauled back to a museum orbit of earth.
To quickly travel across the universe, huge manatee collectively decided and through sheer willpower changed the laws of physics whereby when driving a space car you can go wherever you want, technicallY FTL because this method of travel is retroactive. You think therefore you were, and you think differently if you’re hungry (mars was also terraformed into a giant mars bar that kept growing (it’s as big as Jupiter))
