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Anonymous No.64140712 >>64140722 >>64140737 >>64140899 >>64141223 >>64141254 >>64143503 >>64146290 >>64146480 >>64147965 >>64148543 >>64148861 >>64148897 >>64152532 >>64154967
How would fantasy races and creatures change the way wars are conducted?
Anonymous No.64140722 >>64143215
>>64140712 (OP)
Supply chain would be complicated as specialized gear is necessary for unique racial attributes.
Anonymous No.64140737 >>64141252 >>64141625 >>64143331
>>64140712 (OP)
I cannot wait for the current fantasy fad to finally fucking die
Anonymous No.64140899 >>64141252 >>64145684 >>64145980 >>64155261
>>64140712 (OP)
genocide of non-humans before the current era of universal rights and blank-slate individualism ever coes around
Anonymous No.64141223 >>64141252 >>64141356
>>64140712 (OP)
An elf would carry a gucci precision AR instead of some slavshit garbage.
Anonymous No.64141252 >>64141293 >>64141356
>>64140899
>Non-human
I'd take an elf or a dwarf over a poojeet or a russian any time.
>>64140737
Uniracial uniforms and gears would be introduced, if multi racial army that is.
>>64141223
>Elf
>Gucci
Nah they are the kind of dudes that will train with whatever they are trained with for centuries.
Anonymous No.64141254 >>64141360 >>64145995 >>64155261
>>64140712 (OP)

Kill wizardniggers with

>stand-off weapons (air-launched cruise missiles, nuclear bombs with guidance kits, etc.)
>indirect fire (artillery, mortars, etc.)
>precision-guided munitions
>drones
>airstrikes
>helicopter gunships
>sniper rifles from a concealed position
>poison gas
>radiological weapons
>augmentations
>Order 66

Strike the fear of God (the Jewish/Christian/Muslim one that has no tolerance for witchcraft and other such heathen blasphemies) into them. Make them feel utterly powerless knowing that their dumb magic tricks aren't going to save them or their friends from having their foxholes obliterated by an M777 battery firing GPS-guided Excaliburs called in by drones that are constantly lurking the skies, watching them, all day, every day. TWD.

Consider this a moderate proposal.
Anonymous No.64141293
>>64141252
>Nah they are the kind of dudes that will train with whatever they are trained with for centuries.
Then some fudd deer rifle instead of slavshit.
Anonymous No.64141356
>>64141223
>>64141252
The longbow is a hunting tool magnified in size until it becomes ridiculous. It is expensive and requires an excessive amount of practice and physical strength to use effectively.

The elephant gun is the gun of the elf.
Anonymous No.64141360 >>64145543
>>64141254
>the Jewish
Anon those are the evil wizards you fucking retard.
Anonymous No.64141625 >>64145781
>>64140737
The more disillusioned people become with real life the deeper they'll sink into fantasy to escape it.
It's a very real problem that's only getting worse.
Anonymous No.64143215
>>64140722
Like seriously how would they use headphones like would they even use them or would they use ear buds
Anonymous No.64143331
>>64140737
Lord of the Rings is 70 years old, D&D is 50 years old, it's a bit late to start calling it a fad.
Anonymous No.64143449
I miss Fan/k/asia we had so much fun in those threads.
>Mothanon got married
>Nemaughanon got sick
>Mercefairy anon fucking died
>Harpyanon is doing OK
All those moments lost, like cum in brownie batter.
Anonymous No.64143503
>>64140712 (OP)
What universe are we talking about? Discworld trolls are made out of rock, they would drastically change how we fight wars.
Anonymous No.64145543 >>64148597 >>64155261
>>64141360
>nooooo the very founders of the Abrahamic faith are evil
Cool let's wipe it all out then-
>screeching about his stickjew
Yep.
Anonymous No.64145684
>>64140899
> blank-slate individualism

Wdym? Like humans are not infinitely malleable? No bro. Come on, I mean, it’s 2025, We’re not in nature anymore. We contain the 5th force of nature - magic.

Also I fucking love science (but not that science - that’s pseudoscience)
Anonymous No.64145781
>>64141625
Tolkien was writing elves fucking during ww1, this isn't new
Anonymous No.64145980
>>64140899
Too many coomers for that to happen
The average Roman patrician would have at least one or two elven sex slaves
Anonymous No.64145995
>>64141254
Wizard chads can use all of that + magic
Anonymous No.64146000 >>64146038 >>64146069
>Holy shit bro the enemy has wizards
Cool just release some FAB-III and wait for the bacteria to eat away their magic and spirit.
After that just have your cyborgs roll in killjng everything else while the riggers waits outside with his armored car
Anonymous No.64146038 >>64146069 >>64152622
>>64146000
>B-BUT I WOULD JUST
you’re doing all that meanwhile the wizard has already teleported to your moms house
Anonymous No.64146069 >>64152622
>>64146038
>>64146000
>I will use-
What stops a wizard from wielding a magically enchanted gun, let alone a fighter jet?
Anonymous No.64146073 >>64148647
the elves are our greatest ally and we must fight and die for them
Anonymous No.64146290 >>64146347 >>64146367
>>64140712 (OP)
In my absurd setting it goes something like this:

>Humans are divided and fight among themselves in various factions but this also makes them the most adaptable race that can resort to almost any tactic or technology to win
> Elves are few in number but wise due to excessive age so they resort to high mobility tactics coupled with long-range precision firepower, like modern Mongols or Comanches, or in the case of dark elves launching surprise hit and runs from the underworld coupled with magic.
>Dwarves are the opposite; slow but powerful with nigh-impenetrable armor. They seldom fight on open battlefields for this reason and instead lure enemies into the maze-like enormous vestibules before their huge subterranean fortress-cities to pick them off with troops and traps before closing in. Also having your city buried under a literal mountain helps deter aerial assault.
>Goblins are stupid and rely on scavenged equipment but make up for it with huge numbers, fanatical bloodlust, and biological variance where the smallest goblins are kid-sized sappers all the way up to massive ogres serving as shock troops.
>Undead are usually no threat on their own due to being stupid unless they are led by something intelligent (death knight, lich, etc), in which case they are exponentially more deadly as their resilience allows them to overcome injuries most mortals can't endure.
>Dragons are huge and powerful, but also smart enough to know they're outmatched by most modern armies unless they're truly ancient, so they use their vast generational wealth to hire armies of mercs and hirelings to do their bidding, or resort to magic.
>Sorcerers are shamed and hated in my setting and magic is regarded as evil, so the Church has specialized clerics and paladins that specialize in taking down wizards with divinely-attuned weapons and armor. There are also magical detectors and energy shields that can ward against offensive magic for a time.
Anonymous No.64146347 >>64148613
>>64146290
>Dragons, and most fantasy creatures are too big of a target to be compatible on modern battlefields
Anonymous No.64146367 >>64146453 >>64147969
>>64146290
>Dragons are huge and powerful, but also smart enough to know they're outmatched by most modern armies unless they're truly ancient, so they use their vast generational wealth to hire armies of mercs and hirelings to do their bidding, or resort to magic.
This. This right here. It's not the middle ages anymore, sitting on a pile of shiny metal is meaningless when you're functionally immortal. If your hoard isn't generating at least 12% APR you're no better than a common Wyvern.
>but then how will I sleep on a fancy shiny pile
Digga are you dense? You invest half of what you have, take a nap for twenty years, and get it all back while STILL having 8x as much as you started with generating interest. Here's an idea for you, how about a custom made platinum perch contoured to your exact measurements? How does a pile of old coins compare to that?
Anonymous No.64146453
>>64146367
Someone needs to write a short story where an old dragon finds out his treasure hoard is worth only less than market value as conductance plating, since most people with cryptocurrency have thrice the wealth it does.

When the old dragon goes berserk or chimps out like an EBT card user, the locals fuck it up with armor piercing MANPADS, SPAAGs, and drone swarms.
Anonymous No.64146480
>>64140712 (OP)
Anonymous No.64147965 >>64148661
>>64140712 (OP)
There would be a lot more rape.
Anonymous No.64147969
>>64146367
You mean APY.
Anonymous No.64148334 >>64148719 >>64148853
>invade elfland
>fuck native women
>unit takes 90% casualties(only the 10% homos survive)
Around elves, watch yourselves
Anonymous No.64148543
>>64140712 (OP)
Uh the unification and nationalist wars of the 19th century would certainly be interesting. Communism would probably be popular with dwarves, elvish intellectuals, and the orcish underclass that has been ruthlessly exploited under colonialism and is discriminated against.

I dunno, a lot of this depends on there being an American equivalent to draw off malcontents which is not all that likely because usually governments just kill dissenters instead of letting them leave and form batshit insane colonies.
Anonymous No.64148597
>>64145543
Post your gun lmao
Anonymous No.64148613 >>64148682
>>64146347
>Dragon, bulletproof
NOOOOOOUUUUUU NO NO NO STOP IT HAS TO BE WEAK AND KILLED BY A GUN STOOOOOOP
>Dragon, bulletproof, Japan
OMG HAAAAAIII FAT UGLY RYU SAMA!!!!
Anonymous No.64148647
>>64146073
>absurdly ageist elves continually fuck over everyone born after their cultural touchstone of choice
>if you didn't personally witness the fall of constantinople and cry, you're not really a person
>they also fuck each other over
>constantly splitting and becoming power brokers in countries abroad
>only taught humans magic because they gained enough influence with them to use them
>still deathly afraid of trolls
It makes too much sense.
Anonymous No.64148661 >>64154888
>>64147965
I think you're underestimating how much rape humans already do to each other.
Anonymous No.64148682
>>64148613
If you haven't been ugly bastard'd by a godzilla lookalike, how do you even live
Anonymous No.64148719 >>64148853
>>64148334
Wouldn't happen to me
Anonymous No.64148853 >>64148922
>>64148719
>>64148334
Wtf is this a comic where everyone who has sex with an elf gets their dick broken
Anonymous No.64148861 >>64154965
>>64140712 (OP)
Well in depends on setting. DnD orcs are physically superior to humans, while tolkien's are weaker and dumber than men. Latter exist in reality in call themselves puccians, so there is a point of refence.

Jokes aside (not really), races physically towering over humans would dominate the shit out of battlefield pre gunpowder era. If there is no magic exclusive for men to save the day, there is literally nothing one could do to stop 1tonne ogre/troll/centaur from stomping you.
Anonymous No.64148897
>>64140712 (OP)
Elves would probably function similar to Switzerland. They live a long time and probably had ample opportunity to accumulate wealth and form stable societies. As such, they would function as major financial and banking entities. I imagine them remaining neutral in most circumstances and maintaining a very well trained and equipped civilian militia. Maybe their greatest weakness would be an inability to adapt to emerging battlefield technologies because they are all hundreds of years old and stuck in their ways.
Anonymous No.64148922
>>64148853
What Happens Inside the Dungeon. Story about a great swordsman who sets out to defeat an evil dragon, which he succeeds in doing, but he did so only so he could fuck it and is found dead fucking the chopped off tail of said dragon. They enter his house and find out he had been collecting parts of monsters to have sex with. So the land celebrates the hero by sex being some great thing everybody should do. Said elf arrives in land and has to deal with all of this situation while being prim and proper. Cue porn and plot.
Anonymous No.64152532
>>64140712 (OP)
Bump
Anonymous No.64152622
>>64146069
>>64146038
Thats a magic bacterium that kills wizards.
It doesnt affect non casters.
And they cant get cyborg enchancements because it eats away their essence
Anonymous No.64154803
Imagine Gaddfi's bimbo guard unit except they're orcs (female)
Anonymous No.64154888
>>64148661
And I think you're underestimating how rapeable elves are.
Anonymous No.64154959 >>64154965 >>64156465
In MY generic dnd setting…
>elves
They can live to be over 1000 years old. Well equipped and trained, most every citizen at least knows one skill that is useful to a war effort, and thanks to having all that time they’re usually better at it than humans. They live on an island, and have the most competent navy pound for pound thanks to the high quality of their archers and mage corps.
But they don’t get into wars often, having been almost entirely isolationist for about 2000 years. They are unfriendly with dwarves, and their birthrates are dogshit.
They also do glowie stuff sometimes but only a handful of elves even know about that.
>Dwarves
Dwarves are mostly united under an alliance of clans, though a good number of them live in random kingdoms around the continent. They are master builders, and are often commissioned to make weapons, siege equipment, armor, and the like. Of course such services do not come cheap.
They are shorter, stouter, and hardier than humans. Poison gas, which has diminished effect on dwarves, has been used in battle to limited success. They are not especially agressive, preferring to hole up in fortified positions with their crossbows, axes, and years of rations.
>Orcs
Stronger and bigger than humans. Semi-nomadic. They prefer big, two handed weapons like war clubs and axes. Their population isn’t low, but it’s on the lower end for major races.
>Humans
The most common race, there are many different human nations and organizations on the continent. It’s business as usual, mostly. Humans have more paladins than other races. They also have good mages, especially ones that are skilled and experienced in battle. The predominant society of wizards is mainly comprised of humans, though they are open to any race. They discourage their own mages from acting as mercenaries or soldiers, but that doesn’t stop them.
Anonymous No.64154965
>>64154959
>Dragons
Regular armies stand no chance against a mature dragon. They do not often take part in wars, at least as dragons. No weapons are needed on their part and no mundane weapons are effective against them.
However, dragons do not raise their young, and juveniles are often killed or driven away by armed forces.
>other creatures
Sometimes a lich or the like will instigate or participate in conflict. Undead armies are incredibly feared and deadly. They require no sustenance, never tire, and can take much more abuse before keeling over. Worse yet, your fallen join their ranks. This is pretty rare though. Liches who could orchestrate things like that mostly don’t care enough to do so.
Occasionally people will try riding some monster or the other into battle, but they usually aren’t docile enough to do that.
>everyone else
Irrelevant to the conduct of war, similar to one of the above, or too rare to matter.

>in general
This is a fantasy world and of course people with superhuman abilities exist. Most of them aren’t that far beyond human level, but the strongest can turn the tide of a war singlehandedly. Of course it’s not like they’re a replacement for an army, but a nation without at least one strong person puts itself at risk.

At a lower level, superhumans are extremely important in everything from communication, to logistics, to healing, to direct attacks. Generally a nation will train as many of these people as it can afford.

Also, a lot of races have darkvision. Doesn’t always come up, but it’s important when it does.

>>64148861
Cavalry and bows.
Anonymous No.64154967
>>64140712 (OP)
Give me the gnome/nisse
>small as fuck, hard to target with small arms, only effective countermeasures are explosives
>naturally vengeful personality, will fight to the last dying breath over small infractions, possibility of willing suicide runs
>reproduction and aging are a mystery, but considering entire clans show up to individual farms they might equal or outnumber humans
>impossible to locate, masters of stealth and guerilla warfare
>vehicles would be comparatively miniscule and small targets
Imagine a squad of them with little .22 rifles and suicide vests rolling out of a tiny gnome clown car you didn't even notice until they're running around in your base killing your dudes
Anonymous No.64155261
>>64140899
Realistically the generic fantasy humanoid races like elves and dwarves would just be subspecies of human, they regularly cohabit the same spaces and breed in fiction. Even if tabula rasa is wrong and at best 50% true, complete genocide is about as likely as that of real races, which is to say nearly impossible but not for a lack of trying.
>>64141254
>Strike the fear of God (the Jewish/Christian/Muslim one that has no tolerance for witchcraft and other such heathen blasphemies) into them.
The Christian God is real in LoTR and the Wizards indirectly serve Him and his will. If magic were real and widespread, you'd likely see Christian armies and Catholic Military Orders maintain corps of professional combat wizards in the Middle Ages.
>>64145543
>the very founders of the Abrahamic faith
Not even a Jew hater but modern Judaism has been distinct from its Biblical form since the end of the Jewish Revolt. Christians have a more or less equally valid claim to that legacy.
Anonymous No.64156465
>>64154959
>This entire post
Reminds me a lot about Warhammer except the Orcs are sentient and are from the Elder Scrolls.