>>64141056
be me
American as hell
wake up, shotgun already in my lap like it crawled there overnight for comfort
breakfast is black coffee and 4 eggs fried in bacon grease, seasoned with gunpowder for flavor
look outside, bald eagle lands on mailbox and salutes me, mail is just Bass Pro catalog and jury summons
hear neighbor starting his Prius, instinctively crank truck with V8 so loud his solar panels lose 3% efficiency
drive to range in lifted F-250 with 5 American flags, 2 donβt fit so they drag on the asphalt throwing sparks like Liberty fireworks
pull up blasting Toby Keith, radio cuts out halfway through and switches itself to the national anthem, truck wonβt shut off until I finish singing
range instructor says I brought too much ammo
laugh in freedom units
open trunk, bricks of 5.56 fall out like candy at a parade, kid in stroller salutes before he can even walk
spend 3 hours double-tapping paper silhouettes shaped like British redcoats
one target is just IRS logo, feel adrenaline rush like my ancestors at Bunker Hill
finish shooting, crack open a Budweiser, tastes like manifest destiny
go home, grill 12 ribeyes for dinner, I live alone
dog is named β2nd Amendmentβ
sit on porch cleaning guns, fireworks spontaneously start in the distance, nobody knows who set them off, but we all nod in approval
realize itβs Tuesday
AMERICA. We slacked on the beer tho.