Thread 64141207

I know what the cum collector and Devils advocate do.
But what s the job of a Tactical rabbi and of Military sorcerer?

Is this gen alpha humor?

>sorcerer
Cast major illusion to make the hospital look like a secret underground humas

>tactical rabbi
+20 persuasion to make the guy in the tank shooting at ice cream trucks the victim.

>>64141207 (OP)
It's all fun and games until the Combat Mohel arrives.

>>64141227
It's propaganda targeting zoomers to try and make Israel seem cool.

>>64141207 (OP)
>I know what the cum collector and Devils advocate do.
What?..

>>64141207 (OP)
the rabbi carries the torah scroll and reads it I assume
>>64141375
>he doesn't know
the battlefield cum collector collects cum so that fallen israeli soldiers can still have children (look it up)
the devil's advocate is pretty self explanatory

>>64141381
>Israel is creating a fatherless society
Everything makes sense now.

>>64141375
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c978m6pl99go

>>64141207 (OP)
Sorcerer is just a magician/illusionist
Like a guy who does magic tricks at parties. It just happens that the same word for sorcerer is also magician in Hebrew

Tactical Rabbi helps people wrap tefillin and daven/pray while deployed and such. Or answer halachic questions and ensure the kitchens are kosher

It's missing the Jordanian / Egyptian / Palestinian Authority colluder.

>>64141391
>>64141381
>>64141279
So basicaly they have a:
>Librarian
>Apothecary
>Chaplain
>Guy that spouts propaganda against the enemy
Basicaly like space marines.

>>64141402
to be fair, other than the librarian those are all very much real, established military positions with thousands of years of history

>>64141227
Gen mid Z Humor, wojaks are not very popular amongst Gen Alpha, they prefer Troll faces and Basedjaks.

>>64141319
It's not? It's a parody of this meme.

I sincerely believe that banning any foreign IP range would dramatically increase posting quality on this site dramatically

>>64141207 (OP)
Most western armies these days have pre-deployment cum-freezing so guys who get their balls blown off by IEDs etc can still have kids.
Sometimes widows can claim it to have kids after youre dead.
I was offered it for Afghanistan but already had all my kids.