>>64141598
BANAN.
That is what Patriarch Kirill cries from the TV, explaining to mobiks their organs will regrow.
What the Akhmat generals tell the soldiers in their daily dedovshchina sessions.
The Special military operation meets with triumph after triumph.
Day by day, rusty T-55 tear a couple of meters of bombed and mined rubble from the Jewnazianglogay's grip.
And though parts of Russia are still under Ukrainian control, with each battle we drive back the progress, the welfare, the democracy.
As the war donkeys and ERA kitted chinese golfarts advance, our cripples battailon engage the defenders of Shcherbynivka (distance from 2022 frontlines, < 10 miles).
Reclaiming lost diswashers, atoning for our sins toward the loving Lenin and the kind Stalin (total killcount: 30 milion russians).
A crusade to poz the steppe.
Taking the fight till Lisbon (we can still beat the snail!).
We stopped the wagnerites on their way to Moskow.
We broke Luganda and Donbabwe worse than Paraguay.
Soon, the cope arrows on the maps will be but a distant memory.
THAT is what Medvedev is drunkenly rambling on X (formerly Twitter).
Britain drowning Poseidon will not save us.
Carrier Kuznetsov smokescreen will not protect us.
But it is Kim Jong Un that will damn us.
In the gold plated yatches and the prolet’s outhouses, our people sing of banan.
Banan, as the refineries burns.
Banan, as the mobikcubes rots around us.
Banan, as the ultranationalists rage against the mass importation of Tajiks.
Banan...
- Robutin Guillimir
