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Probably the funniest one she's told me was about one of the factory's roof, it needed cleaning so they hired a company. The contractors turned up and looked at the roof and said no way, that's not safe we're not going up there.
So the manager told one of the maintenance staff to go up and clean the roof. He climbed up there and started and as he was going he fell through the roof.
So the factory health and safety guy went up to write up his report and see what happened and he also fell through the roof.
Then the factory manager decided he needed to go up there to see what happened and see what the situation was and while looking at these two holes in the roof, you've guessed it, he fell through the roof as well. So my wife drove out from corporate HQ and put up a sign saying "Don't go on the roof."
Another one I vividly remember was in one of workshops they used an air gun for something, like putting in rivets I think, I'll have to ask what, and one of the workers thought it would be funny to stick it up the other guy's bum and set it off. Unfortunately these things apparently have an ungodly PSI when they come out and the blast of air went through two layers of clothing, up the guy's rectum and did internal injuries. The prankster was arrested and charged with assault, I'm not sure what happened beyond that.