Thread 64141911

Reminder if you cant engage in glorious melee combat.
You are going to die.

are those two guys cops or just wearing very similar shirts and haircuts? pretty slick move from the glasses wearing dude in front if not a staged video

This is why axes aren't good sidearms. Slow as fuck.

>>64141911 (OP)
Chinks stage the weirdest shit.

The most important skill is knowing when to stop.

>>64141978
Yeah, you should definitely find something else to do after getting your bell rung 3 times.
Though I suppose he wouldn't really feel the 4th one

>>64141978
I saw more fights and almost fights between McDonalds employees and patrons than anywhere else in the UK, it just attracts retards.

>>64141911 (OP)
We're all gonna die bro

>>64142026
He meant imminently

>>64141980
That was clean.

Where is is from and context?

lol'd at the dude slipping

>>64142026
speak for yourself

>>64141973
police training exercise, so staged

>>64141911 (OP)
Implessive

>>64142026
Not me, I will revert to a polyp stage and grow again

>>64141973
Would they stage that though. That axe was swung with a lot of force if they messed up he would be badly injured

>>64141977
Where is this from?

>>64142026
Within 30 years we'll have achieved the medical singularity. You just need to survive the next 30.

>>64144049
30 years and 2 weeks

>>64143790
Why would he swing the axe backwards?

anyone go the webm of gopnik twink wasting four churkas in an elevator

>>64144049
Why would anyone want to live past about 80? Sounds gay as fuck.

>>64144890
because its a big club on the back? Anon the flat or back of an axe is just a fucking mace

>>64141978
Are they all drunk?

>>64141980
Fake and gay.

>>64144890
Well, I know you're not a true crime girly. From countless axe murder cases, attacking with the blade end of the axe makes it pretty likely your weapon will be stuck in the victim. The back can be just as lethal, and will always leave you with follow-up swings.

>>64141911 (OP)
epic reflexes

>>64141916
haircuts are different, shirts look like company attire

>>64141911 (OP)
>>64141916
I think the story was

>woman is estranged from husband
>husband makes death threats
>she calls apartment security to escort her

>>64144049
(only if you're rich)

>>64144020
Libya

>>64148058
population decline makes it a necessity

>>64141980
these little third world shop bar things are interesting.

>>64148933
until you realise it's the same old small town bullshit, the merchandise is all ancient because nobody buys anything, and people mostly go there to drink and talk about what they'd do if they were Trump / Putin / Xi / Kim

>>64149760
I want to hear some of the conversations about what they'd do if they were Kim. I bet it involves invasion tunnels and giant artillery pieces.

>>64144049

Prajeet will nepotistically have everyone at the medical facility imported as a qualified medical professional with fake credentials from a diploma mill, the few real diplomas held by people that just had ai do all their homework.
Oops saar we crispred the wrong gene.
The molecular building ray was fixed for cheap by his cousin. And all your medication was remade with extra fillers to save money.

>>64141964
As vampire the masquerade put it, the fireaxe is truly the weapon of madmen because only a fool would fight fire with a blade.

>>64144961
>>64144995
I had assumed it was a fireaxe and a pick head but slowed down it is a flat butt.

>>64144049
That doesn't sound profitable for the tech elite.
Get back to your $17/hr stone lifting job, peasant.

>>64149954
holy shit that's awesome

>>64151777
its basically choreographed dancing
the guy getting teabagged literally helps hold him up as hes spinning around his head
try to that in real life and you're just gonna fall on your ass and break your tail bone

>>64141975
>Tank 3 bullets
>Still trying to steal the bike

>>64151777
Its literally a performance, you retard.

>>64149954
Hurricarana was always a fav of mine as a 12yo watching WWF

>>64149885
All of human achievement will lead up to Indians turning the planet into an open air sewer. Grim.