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Anonymous No.64158473 [Report] >>64158698 >>64158699 >>64158766 >>64158788 >>64158815 >>64159023 >>64159061 >>64159084 >>64161229 >>64161244 >>64161320 >>64161331 >>64161527 >>64162829 >>64165138 >>64165150 >>64166039
weaponize it
Anonymous No.64158476 [Report]
armatard thread
Anonymous No.64158556 [Report] >>64159710
Not a good weapon when you can outrun it at a brisk jog. Moving that thing would consume like 10 galons per every 10 feet, and by the time the spinning blade comes down you would be in another zipcode.

So unlike Anime where giant machines are indestructible and fast as the speed of sound. In real life you would do more damage with a tiny drone and your target wont even know what hit him. Then you can just call it a traffic accident.
Anonymous No.64158698 [Report] >>64158748
>>64158473 (OP)
Dig a trench around the entire country, fill it with water.
Anonymous No.64158699 [Report]
>>64158473 (OP)
I think one of the metal gear handheld games had something like this with an ai in it for a boss
Anonymous No.64158748 [Report] >>64165643
>>64158698
No. Piss.
Anonymous No.64158750 [Report] >>64158774 >>64163615
BAGGER 2 8 8
BAGGER
Anonymous No.64158766 [Report]
>>64158473 (OP)
It's already a weapon, there just isn't anything big enough for it to fight yet.
Anonymous No.64158774 [Report] >>64159063
>>64158750
Funny that's like only song anyone remembers from that absolute gold mine of 00s/10s schizophrenia.
Anonymous No.64158788 [Report]
>>64158473 (OP)
>use it to dig coal like it was meant for
>grow your country's industrial base and economy
>mog the enemy later with devastating sanctions and superior technology
Anonymous No.64158815 [Report]
>>64158473 (OP)
>create a fucking kaiju to strip the surface of your country because a bunch of hippies hate nuclear power
Anonymous No.64159023 [Report] >>64165625
>>64158473 (OP)
Put man with 11.5 PSA AR on it
Anonymous No.64159061 [Report] >>64161326
>>64158473 (OP)
>slow as balls
>drinks a ton of fuel
>weak against uneven terrain
Based for destroying tanks, barriers, and shitty infrastructure. I use it for those hard to get around obstructions.
Anonymous No.64159063 [Report]
>>64158774
>absolute gold mine
absolute coal mine
Anonymous No.64159071 [Report]
wheel it up to an enemy airbase and just start tearing up their runway, hangars, tower, radars, etc
you just have to sneak it across the lines
Anonymous No.64159084 [Report] >>64161215
>>64158473 (OP)
I bet the Germans pray to the Omnissiah before awakening its Machine Spirit.
Anonymous No.64159710 [Report]
>>64158556
What if you want to use it against zombies?
Anonymous No.64161215 [Report]
>>64159084
Of course they would, how else would they appease the beast's machine spirit.
Anonymous No.64161229 [Report]
>>64158473 (OP)
put ciws turrets around it and use it to clear minefields
Anonymous No.64161244 [Report] >>64161364
>>64158473 (OP)
Anonymous No.64161310 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB2CFA2RyLE
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI No.64161320 [Report] >>64161637
>>64158473 (OP)
Anonymous No.64161326 [Report]
>>64159061
It will even out the terrain as it goes. It's probably not even much slower digging through a hill than it is on perfectly flat ground.
Anonymous No.64161331 [Report]
>>64158473 (OP)
10,000 vls tubes
Anonymous No.64161364 [Report] >>64163327
>>64161244
That was a good game.
Anonymous No.64161527 [Report]
>>64158473 (OP)
We've been over this.
Anonymous No.64161637 [Report] >>64163599
>>64161320
>gnomes
>not kerbals
One job.
Anonymous No.64162829 [Report]
>>64158473 (OP)
>gigantic target
>easy to strike
>difficult to bring to front line because of snail speed&needs prepared track
That said, it could probably create anti-tank ditches or aid in the destruction of them if you're in a pinch maybe?
Anonymous No.64163327 [Report] >>64165622
>>64161364
Game was a fever dream. I simultaneously remember it made me cry, yet I don't remember a single thing about it besides 2B's colossal asscheeks
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI No.64163599 [Report]
>>64161637
I'm just the messenger
Anonymous No.64163615 [Report]
>>64158750
I don't get it.
Anonymous No.64165138 [Report]
>>64158473 (OP)
add nuclear reactor + spider legs, then put a revolver launch ICBM system on the back for an unholy fusion of metal gear and all the ax crazy spider tanks known to geekdom.

Add it to military parades in your country for the glory of your divine leader.
Anonymous No.64165150 [Report]
>>64158473 (OP)
Not an offensive weapon...but the perfect execution device.
Anonymous No.64165622 [Report]
>>64163327
The original is great too if you've never played it.
Anonymous No.64165625 [Report]
>>64159023
Based 11.5 PSA AR poster
Anonymous No.64165643 [Report]
>>64158748
Piss Island
Or how it's called irl
Great Britain
Anonymous No.64166039 [Report]
>>64158473 (OP)
Dig a moat south of the border wall.