Thread 64160405

What was the funniest moment of the war?

>>64160405 (OP)
this, and everything resulting from it, has been a fucking goldmine of these subhuman chimpanzees.

>>64160405 (OP)
Fagner "coup". Full stop.
We were inches away from being the funniest timeline.
At least all we got tons of Punished Prigocuck memes.

>>64160405 (OP)
This one got forgotten way too quickly.

>>64160405 (OP)
The first day it was just confusion, but the second and third day when it started to become obvious that Russia had completely bungled it were fucking hilarious man.

I wasn't coming on here much in 2022 because it was just retards accusing each other of being armatard, but suddenly I was laughing for hours at zigger failures. Good times.

>>64160439
>Drone is in the ass

>>64160405 (OP)
Ukraine sinking it's entire navy despite Russia getting nowhere near the port they were at.

>>64160405 (OP)
This little fucker made me laugh so much at the start of the invasion.
Course its been eclipsed dozens of times over with the boundless humiliation rituals of ziggers getting into any old hooptie wagon and dying

Russia losing 2 flagships to a country that scuttled their only ship day 1 of the invasion

>>64160405 (OP)
The barrel roll was a good one, just a silly goofy guy in a silly goofy war

moskva cruiser becoming a submarine and ziggers coping about her returning to port under it's own power

Too much to pick from.

Although the extreme pivot on day 4-5 from the maps showing Ukraine completely smashed and encircled on all sides, to "well, of course we knew this would be a very tough fight, we are facing an incredibly strong army" was historic

The toilet shooting. I Don't have the video.

>>64160449
This picture is funnier in full version where this convoy is longer

>>64160533
The funniest part was when Ukraine proceeded to buck break Russia's black sea fleet despite having no navy.

It's impossible to choose just one.

>>64160405 (OP)
The Russian soldier showing up at a Ukrainian's doorstep asking for food.

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>>64160748
looking more and more like a vampire

>>64160698
>>64160449
Nah that shit took much longer than 2-3 days

>>64160405 (OP)
The part where they expected the white man to care about yet ANOTHER retarded little Slav conflict.

>>64160405 (OP)
the funniest part was the clown parade
now that was very early on.

>>64160405 (OP)
There were some funny moments.

-When it turned out that the Russian three-day invasion had been successfully stopped.

-Ukrainian farmers towing Russian tanks.

-The sinking of the Moskva.

- "Russian warship, go fuck yourself" on Snake Island.

- The entire Wagner incident en route to Moscow.

I don't want to choose the funniest moment of all.

>>64160844
Its hilarious how blatant this posting popping up is whenever its a thread that makes russia look bad.

Ghost of Kyiv. A clichéd story about a sole survivor that keeps fighting when everything else is already lost.
It's funny because vatniks still bring it up as a fantasy as if the actual events weren't even worse.

>>64160405 (OP)
in hindsight, livestreaming a firefight just outside a nuclear powerplant was kinda funny

>>64160405 (OP)

The Russian Kyiv convoy that had to beg for water and food because vatniks can't do logistics.

>>64160686
My favorite was was when they said they set it on fire with their own incompetence.

BMPs magdumping into a monument featuring an armored car

When the Rusbots spent months hyping up General Armageddon only for him to withdraw from Kherson and then resign

>>64160405 (OP)
ghost of kiev and sam hyde being reported over and over again
also
little bit of chicken fry

>>64161274
I miss that poster.

The Chernobaivka time loop anomaly, which claimed hundreds of Russian troops, dozens of helicopters and TWO generals sent to investigate it.

Everything to do with No Step On Snek Island

>>64160405 (OP)
for me it's the OMON troops leeroy jenkins attack on Kiev
Imagine going in thinking you'll beat up some protesting civies only to get cut to ribbons by an actual military

Mariupol catposting

>>64161353
>The Chernobaivka time loop anomaly
The what?

>>64161300

And then he got placed under house arrest for supporting Prigo's wild ride to Moskow.

>>64161372
Russians kept trying to use the airfield at Chernobaivka to stage and resupply from, and the Ukies kept smearing it with HIMARS causing mass casualty events. It happened about 15 times I think.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Chornobaivka_attacks

>>64160726
The OG is lost in my bountiful archive somewhere but its in this iirc

The crowed of civis singing the bayraktar song to the group of ziggers

>>64160405 (OP)
All the dead Ukrainians. Whatever Putin lets them keep after the war is just going to be filled with pajeets lmao.

>>64161381
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Chornobaivka_attacks
Holy fuck. Kek.

>>64161353
Oh that bragging about dead ukranianians (wearing russian marine belt buckles) that got absolutely BTFO, and then tried to just blur the image and try again
They're so fucking stupid it's amazing

>>64161289
I don’t think this will ever be topped
It’s truely peak russian

>>64161353
legendary thread

>>64161395
Jewtin won't be in position to decide who keeps what. Also
>picrel
Pidorashka, do you realize your shithole is only 60% white and will be way browner than that once all the russniggers die and get replaced with churkas?

Anyone have the vid of the ziggers piling into a shack, and then a drone follows them in and levels the place with a comically huge explosion.

>>64160405 (OP)
Russia

Too many to choose from tbqh

The shrug heard round the world

>>64161399
All the weaponized autism on this website couldn’t figure out what that thing was.

>>64160405 (OP)
For me its those group of russians who snipped the fiber optics cable of a drone that was chasing them. They hid in some bushes and then got it with scissors when it flew past. Looney tunes shit

>>64161412
>Pidorashka, do you realize your shithole is only 60% white and will be way browner than that once all the russniggers die and get replaced with churkas?

Russia is probably one of the few places where importing Muslim immigrants would be a net positive purely because their alcohol abuse rates will drop while births go up.

>>64161446
Oh, somebody did. We don't talk about what happened to them.
BTW Is Kadyrov alive? I can't wait for Chechen war 3 bogaloo, time is indeed a flat circle, Putin will end as he begun

>Russian people will not be allowed to withdraw cash from their bank accounts using ATMs starting September 1st
funniest moments might be just ahead of us

>>64161500
lol wtf why?

>>64161500
I can't wait for the mental gymnastics the shills will perform to explain the bank runs

>>64161504
When the banks have no money, they can't give it to the people.
So we just make a law that stops people from taking their money out of the bank, problem solved comrade)))))))))

>>64161500
Well that's going to be non-stop comedy gold

>>64160405 (OP)
The jiggler

>>64161500
How many Russians even have physical accessibility to a bank? Isn't a ton of their population in third-world rural areas?

>>64160405 (OP)
Funny in a black comedy sort of way.

>>64161500
>>Russian people will not be allowed to withdraw cash from their bank accounts using ATMs starting September 1st
>funniest moments might be just ahead of us
I bet just having swan lake as a ringtone is enough to get some old timers a scare now

>>64160433
Definitely this

>>64161504
They're running out of money faster than they are warm bodies.
Russia may be winning the war of attrition but they aren't winning the economic war.

>>64161504
The banks don't have the money to let people withdraw funds and are concerned about a possible run on the banks where people withdraw their fund en masse which would bankrupt the banks

>>64161179
It's as blatant as the reddit tier censorship on this board.

>>64161504
All banks lack the physical cash to pay out the deposits they "store" because they're actually storing that money in someone else's pocket.
The economy is healthy when the government and financial sector can convince the average citizen that this isn't the case. When the economy is unhealthy you get bank runs as people try to withdraw their cash only to discover that the bank doesn't actually have it.

>>64160429
>Fagner "coup". Full stop.
Truth nukem

>>64161328
>little bit of chicken fry
This was absolute gold

>>64161500
>>Russian people will not be allowed to withdraw cash from their bank accounts using ATMs starting September 1st
Is this real chat?

>>64161500
Is there a source for this?

>>64161500
>>64161561

https://youtu.be/Tj2c6vJvyPA

>>64161594
>>64161593
it's all over russian interwebs and is already sowing some panic which might lead to bank runs which would lead to more funny moments.

>>64161611
>Announce new restrictions to prevent a run on the banks, end up causing one
It's so dumb that seems credible

>>64161557
Whatever happened to those ziggers deployed on Chernobyl anyway? I don't remember seeing news of them leaving.

>>64161636
I vaguely remember that there was an image from a security camera taken at the entrance of some Belorussian radiological hospital with a couple of Russian military trucks parked outside of it. That's pretty much it IIRC.

>>64161619
>It's so dumb that seems credible
That phrase has gotten a lot of milage these 3 years

>>64161636
>>64161647

https://militarnyi.com/en/news/the-radiation-medical-center-in-belarus-is-regularly-accepting-russian-soldiers-media/

tl;dr: They got bussed en masse to the central radiation medical center in Belarus after a bunch got acute radiation poisoning.

>>64161413
>>64161421
I got u.

>>64161665
That’s the one, thanks!

>>64161500
Her liver is probably fried at this point. The amount of stress drinking she's certainly having to do is probably astronomical.

>>64161679
Dropping off the rations?

>>64161684
Do you think she wants to trade places with Jerome?

>>64161712
Delivering potatoes to starving Donbabvian orphans

>>64161289
>Actual story behind it is just leftover meat from a local meat processing plant
>Zigger shills so used to seeing fucked up shit happening to mobiks that they didn't even try to deny the "mobik cube" thing

>>64161684
The handful of competent people in Russia share one phenotype

>>64161722
No, it’s worse than that. They denied it full ox cart full of shit style.

>>64160405 (OP)
When hohols captured "Pyatyorochka" (ru mall net) in Kursk region and proudly took photoes before it like at some Reihstag.

>>64160405 (OP)
>no one has named the REAL funsie
I'll give you anons three hints:
FAILSAFE
FAILSAFE
FAILSAFE

>>64160597
Reminds me of 2011. Each time I saw a Red Bull smart car with the can on top, I imagined it in Libya with a rocket launcher instead of the can.

>>64161171
> - "Russian warship, go fuck yourself" on Snake Island.
...and then instant surrender to that ship. Yes, it was fun too.

Constant Russian backtracking has been funny thoughout
>we never meant to take Kiev in the north we're actually focused on the South
>we never actually wanted Kherson
>all we want is Donbass
>we never said we wanted the territory

>zigger weebtroon rushes to earn its 15 rubbles
Lmao?

>>64161760
the butthurt is palpable with this one, we all know russians got fucked big time on that front and no amount of coping is going to change that.
btw part of kursk and voronezh oblasts are still to this day occupied by ukraine. lmao

>>64161767
and then that ship sunk.
that was the funniest.

Also, don't speak like war is over. {Z}elensky seems to insist on war till the last hohol.

>>64161780
>year 4
>still repeating the same propaganda

>>64161391
That's not even all the first person 'Russians getting mown down' footage I e seen. Though there is a fair bit of Ukrianians getting the same

>>64161779
> btw part of kursk and voronezh oblasts are still to this day occupied by ukraine. lmao
> t. speaks of cope obsession

>>64161774
Not only that but they are clocking in for a night shift on a Saturday (well technically it's already Sunday there but anyways)

>>64160405 (OP)
For me it's a tossup between unicycle guy and the Ukies attaching bombs to doorbells on trees. Also the social media post by the guy who has to put Ikea furniture on layaway.

>>64161760
>Actually losing control of half of one of our oblasts was a good thing and a humiliation for the Ukies in a war of aggression that we started.
Lol
Lmao

>>64161794
Hohols lost their last assault-capable troops in Kursk adventure. Even ukie's friends agreed, that it was a dumb idea. But you still cope..

>>64161790
>facts are now cope
occupied. that's a fact.

>>64161804
>last assault-capable troops
russia is losing ground right now. wake up ivan.

>>64161458
you have the video?

>>64161468
and cousin marriage rate would not change

>>64161808
Can you point, what strayed under hohols? We wiped them, and even walked further, into Sumy oblast.

I'd say we might be getting even more funnies in the near future

>>64161812
Take off your "Russia loosing" googles already.

>we
Cowardly pidorashka, to the conscription office. Right now.

>>64161636
They may have left Chernobyl, but the zone will never leave them

>>64161827
>>64161832
how are you going to cope now?

>>64161833
> y-you!
But it's not me who is hiding from bussyfication vans.

>immediate perefors from a cowardly pidorahen troon
Lmao?
To the conscription office, coward.

>>64161842
> some map with random painted swamps
I asked: name town or village stayed under hohols in Kursk oblast, and i check.

>>64161804
Lmao, imagine believing this.

>>64161854
i posted you a map you dumb faggot read it

>>64161636
> I don't remember seeing news of them leaving.
They left on 31st of march.
There is a guy, works at ChNPP maintaining it, lives in Slavutych(a city built as a replacement for Pripyat). He also, as a hobby, is an 1)author of "dollchan extention tools", a custom userscript for imageboards(using it right now btw, 4chan and everything else is much nicer with it) 2)creator and admin of a small imageboard "dollchan"(his custom engine too).

It wasnt his shift when the invasion started, but here's his account of what happened in Slavutych and a retelling of events at the station told to him by other workers.

And a full thread if you are interested
https:// dollchan . net/ de/ res/ 1983.html
, make google translate it for you.

>>64161500
That seems like an oversimplification. Still, the news is bleak.
>https://www.euronews.com/2025/08/22/pressure-on-russias-economy-intensifies-as-full-scale-invasion-of-ukraine-continues
>Economy in the toilet
>Communications in the toilet
>Gasoline rationed
It's like they've been pretending to be a real country and the instant they divert resources anywhere else they fall apart.

Oooh, let's try this one
POST GUN WITH A TIMESTAMP TROONIE

>>64161868
As always, winter is the challenge. The Euros and Moldova proved that they could withstand the winters. Now it's Russia's turn.

>>64161858
You seem to miss recent expectation another "counter-offensive" from White House, which hohols failed to perform. That's why Trump now seeks for peace.

>>64161859
> cannot name
Ofcourse. Because:
April 26, Ru MoD:
> Kursk oblast was liberated from hohols completelly
https://www.rbc.ru/politics/21/05/2025/682dc03f9a794702bb9d4e69

>>64160405 (OP)
>What was the funniest moment of the war?
Like as of today specifically?
Russian forces losing ground in Vovchansk after 18 months of "winning".

>>64161875
On days hohols destroyed Druzba gas pipe, which transferred Ru gas to EU. This time someone will chill. For real.

>>64161500
It's hilarious how done russia would actually be if there wasn't a genuine spastic at the helm of the collective West. Maybe the propaganda war is what matters after all.

>>64161619
>>64161611
this happened multiple times not so long ago. In Greece, in Argentina and in Lebanon. Everytime people got super angry and ran to the banks.
But russians are good slaves so nothing will happen

>>64161880
>Ru MoD:
and killed 25 boris johnsonovich

>>64161774
They literally cant help themself. Its like flies to cowshit. Or in this case, Indians

the russians having one of their asset in the white house and somehow still losing is pretty funny.

>>64161500
It's a lie.
Reality:
https://lenta.ru/articles/2025/06/11/ogranichenie-na-snyatie-nalichnyh-s-1-sentyabrya/
ATM can forbid releasing cash over 50k roubles / day, if operation looks suspicious. Just an anti-scam measure.

>>64161889
The gas pipeline that feeds the germs and frogs runs though Turkey and is fine.
Only Fico and Orban are really inconvenienced by Druzba. Which some might call a signal.

>>64161915
i hope little faggots like you will still be here when russia collapses so you can post your cartoons and cope whichever way you like while we all are laughing our collective asses off

>>64161919
Well, i'm not strong at pipes geography, but remember, that hohols also use ru gas. They pass it, and buy it back as "european". Possibly from that exactly pipe.
A mysteryous hohol mind!

>>64160429
Sippy Bip.
Waking up to find out Wagner carved out his own fiefdom was better than every gift I've gotten in the past decade, combined.
If the convoy had actually shown up on that Moscow highway livestream...

>>64161923
> 4-th year of sanction preassure and war
> still expects Ru collapse

So, what was it that made the pidorashka shill seethe so hard?

>>64161937
>if russia didn't collapse in 4 years it means it never will

>>64161546
The undefeated masters of
>incorporate design features that require additional maintenance as a tradeoff for increased performance or being cheaper
>don't do the maintenance
The only area this brainrot isn't inflicted is small arms it feels like

>>64161915
not exactly my boy
>Starting in September 2025, new rules will cap ATM cash withdrawals: regular clients limited to 50,000 rubles per 48 hours, suspicious accounts to 100,000 rubles
that and other mesures show that there's a move to seriously reduce withdrawals in russia.

>>64161944
>thread is made specifically to laugh at russians
>brown knight in shitstained armor appears to defend russia's honor

>>64161929
>If the convoy had actually shown up on that Moscow highway livestream...
nothing would change. You cannit enter Moscow end become a new tsar automatically.
Napoleon was surprised to learn that. He came there and wainting for hours for a city governor with a city key on a silk pillow. And got nothing. Imagine his face!

>>64160405 (OP)
that one clip of Ukrainians driving around in a Humvee blasting Fat Joe

1. puccian invader paralyzed by a projectile, drowns in a shallow pond. Squirming like a sewer rat he is
2. A tossed t-72 turret lands on a puccian invader

>>64161963
> puccian
> puccian
I feel your seething butthurt even through screen.

>>64161957
he was probably more surprised to find the whole city burning before he entered it

>>64161957
at least napoleon entered moscow and did it quite easily, unlike russia with their great march on kyiv. they waited for a months losing vdv day after day and had to leave with nothing. imagine their faces!

>>64161957
>nothing would change.
There's a difference between abandoning a city during a total war against a continental menace, and abandoning it because one of your chefs-general got tired of getting shelled by your artillery and chased you out.
I think that could've actually lead to a real struggle for power if he'd taken Moscow.

>>64161967
Post guns

>>64161968
Yes, and this too. That showed the honor of Moscow citizens.

>>64161967
>butthurt about being called puccian
>n-no u
lmao

¨

Has anybody ever tried telling ziggers that everybody could tell how much they seethe and their attempts at smugposting make their seething even more obvious?

>>64161970
And frogs were also surprised to find Ivan peasant cattle being burned alongside their houses.
Just one (real) history exempt that our pidorstanian shill won't tell you since it hurts his alt-history narrative.

>>64161952
Thats a true and honest rossiyanin, i'm pretty sure.
>>64161949
There is an extra little nuance on top of that - people were indirectly and even officially/directly encouraged to move to cash, because of mobile internet shutdowns that lately affected whole regions(official explanation - "its to stop drone attacks"), sometimes for weeks.
And all that mobile banking and card payments stuff obviously heavily relies on mobile internet.

>>64161971
> I think that could've actually lead to a real struggle for power if he'd taken Moscow.
No-no. Power of Prygozhin lied in his relations with Putin. No other oligarh would be allowed to enter prison, take soldiers from convicts, and Duma (ru senate) after writes a law to make it legal. He had no own influence. No uideam what motivated him.

>>64161988
>0 RU losses
Poor pilots.

Even after Putin publicly commemorated their loss, ziggers pretend they never existed.

>>64160533
>Ukraine sinking it's entire navy
all three ships?

>>64161995
>No-no. Power of Prygozhin lied in his relations with Putin
That's how the funniest coups happen.

>>64161967
Would you prefer POCCNR?

>>64161949
> that and other mesures show that there's a move to seriously reduce withdrawals in russia.
Russia could "just" forbid cash, like in EU, if they wanted. You are seeking for peremoga in wrong place.
Actually, there is problem with hohols "call centers" who scam old people (and not only). Goverment cannot ignore it.
Also, now IP-phone calls from abroad are blocked - for the same reason.

Since February 2022, watching puccian invaders burn alive has been the best form form of entertainment for me

>>64160405 (OP)
I’m going with “digging trenches in the Chernobyl exclusion zone.”

Yep, it's an unironic lakhta-shill from pidorahia.

>>64161990
> to find Ivan peasant cattle being burned alongside their houses.
Bot certain about that, but what really happened is there was a significant peasant resistance/partisan movement against napoleon, and when the war ended, peasants got fucking nothing out of it - no freedoms granted, no awards, no acknowledgement, back to serfdom you go.

>>64162010
You could easuly google that is was Putin's personal cook, and earned moneys on goverment exclusive contracts. "Prigozhin's trolls" - never heared that?

>>64162002
That was absolutely hysterical and really underlines how far the FSB have fallen compared to their KGB predecessors.

kino

>>64162019
Smegmalochka at its finest

>>64162024
Of course not. The whole "Rights of Man" bit that took off in Europe during the Protestant Reformation and the Enlightenment completely passed Russia by. Serfs were (and frankly still are) basically seen as a natural resource rather than actual people.

>>64162027
Yeah, I know, but history doesn't give a damn.
Would've been the crowning moment of the 21st century no matter what.

>>64162041
Technically such "crowning" could happen from another size. Zelensky keep swapping generals. Looks like he has problems with loyality. Expecailly after his president term expiration.

>>64161957
>nothing would change
You a delusional retard, but then again you're a pedo avatar fagging homo, so why even bother

>still hasn't posted guns
>still isn't in the conscription office despite barking loudly like a coward
Lmao at this zigger loser.

>>64162015
> Goverment cannot ignore it.
> Also, now IP-phone calls from abroad are blocked - for the same reason.
Aгa, a eщe cepвepa ютyбa в poccии пpocтo внeзaпнo и paзoм дeгpaдиpoвaли гoд нaзaд, дa-дa, пoмним.
Кcтaти, чтo тaм c гyглмит пpoиcхoдит, нe paccкaжeшь? Taм тoжe бaбyшeк cкaмят?

>>64162066
> let me tell you about Russia, and about you personally!

Kolyaska, to the conscription office.

>>64162015
Ivan go back your 2CH FSB honeypot

>>64162064
>he said, hoping you'd trust him blindly

>>64162069
Tы вce cмeшaл в кyчy. ИП-тeлeфoния никaк Пyтинy нe мeшaлa. Этo имeннo мepa oт cкaмa.

This, I invite all pro-russian and neutrals to comment on this fact.
I already know all their arguments but it's still amusing to see them trying to spin it.

>>64162064
Fuck you ESL vatnik

>kak uznat' chto lakhtopidorashka pizdit?
>ona otkrila rot

>>64162076
They banned me in 2ch (for no reason). Now you are my best friends.

>let me tell you about Russia, and about you personally!
- There are people here with experience of russia, my retarded shill friend;
- You couldn't help yourself to post so much that you're being obvious to most anons who keep an eye out;

>>64162064
It could happen, but it wouldn't be anywhere near as entertaining.
What are you going to do as the new dictator of Ukraine? You're still at war with Russia.
Rostov Republic? That's different. Russia trying to Scholar's Mate little Ukraine only to split in two a year into the war? And over the MoD shelling their own mercenary-convict colonial force?
No matter who you root for, you have to be able to see the humor in that.

>even sosach subhumans found this retard to be annoying
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Go to the conscription office already, coward. Will laugh at videos with you.

>>64162069
A caмый poфл тyт в тoм, чтo кycoк хyeты кoтopый тoлкaют кaк """мecceнджep""" ceйчac имeeт нaивыcшии кoэффициeнт cкaмepoв к юзepaм cpeди вooбщe любoгo мecceнджepa.
A caмый coк? Bce эти cкaмepы пидopaшьи, юкpeйны бaнaльнo тaм нe cмoгyт зapeгaтьcя.

>They banned me in 2ch (for no reason). Now you are my best friends.
Why do you lie, pedo? You have a passcode given out by the administration to post your bullshit there 24/7

Call 117 and do something which matters at least one in your short sad pidor life

>>64162097
> What are you going to do as the new dictator of Ukraine?
1. Write off all gov. debts on Zelensly personally.
2. Sign peace with Russia.

A very beneficient solution for Ukraine, actually. They owe trillions to West, and can scam them by a simple "changing sides".

>>64162120
>Sign peace with Russia.
mere fact that russian shills are begging for this, tells everyone that they cannot possibly continue this for much longer.

>>64162101
> ceйчac имeeт нaивыcшии кoэффициeнт cкaмepoв к юзepaм cpeди вooбщe любoгo мecceнджepa
Prooves?
Max is made specially to be transparent for goverment. Also, hohols cannot use it.

>literal avatarfagging shill
Mods asleep or something?

What’s with Russians and avatarfagging as little girls from some kid’s show?

>>64162123
Draft-liable hohols should be happy that another Moscow's attempt for peace refused.

>>64162143
> i hate girls!
I see..

>>64162147
>14:1

>>64162143
Possession of CP is de-facto allowed in POCCNR if you didn't knew yet

>>64162158
>> 14:1

>>64162120
>hahaha wouldn't it be funny if a coup happened and ukraine's government surrendered to russia
Right, so then he becomes the viceroy of a bombed-out grassland, beholden to the recently-embarrassed army that bombed it, unable to get any leverage by looking to the West since they think he scammed them out of trillions of dollars.
Ukraine will be one of the few states on earth to have fewer than 0 investment opportunities.

>>64162165
posting cope pictures won't make trump's words any less true. get over it ivan, p*ccia lost

>>64162165
>the face you make when you have to kill 20 russians in ladas everyday for the next 3 years
Honestly, it's fun at first but must be annoying after a while

>>64162168
A typical russian sees how Kadyrov gets money by being a leader of the occupational administration and dreams of something similar

>>64162178
It's weird how the average Russian can't comprehend actually creating wealth, not extracting it, or a situation in which wealth creation isn't a zero sum game.
>Poland IKEA.

>>64162168
West in not the only player. They can try return to Ru markets, and get investments from BRICS members. Stil better that paying debts for 100 years (literally).

>>64162015
> calls from abroad are blocked
> from abroad
Ктo пиздит тoт пидopac, coглaceн c тaким yтвepждeниeм?

>>64161289
>>64161722
>>64161753
The Cube was hilarious because the zigger shills went absolutely APESHIT trying to defend against the accusation. Its definitely a "the lady doth protest too much" situation. The memes wrote themselves, and the shills made it funnier by being so incredibly butthurt by the accusation. I lost track of how many excuses they made, something like it was dogfood, then it was spoiled meat.

>>64162193
>BRICS

>>64162193
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHaaaaa
you faggots are so fucking funny

The final punchline hasn't been written but it involves a master class on Thunder Runs and dates that are yet to be determined

>>64162193
The more you try to make this make sense, the sadder this conversation becomes.

>>64162193
>please please please please
no

>>64162207
>Wake up one day to see that Mariupol was liberated when I slept.
Please, I want nothing more than this.

>>64160405 (OP)
not funny but when russia and ukraine were exchanging dead bodies. The ukraine sent the russians a pallet with just squished meat. It kinda looked like spam, I thought that was kinda fucked up

>>64162198
> Hoвoe пocтaнoвлeниe кaбминa oгpaничивaeт вoзмoжнocть звoнкoв пo интepнeтy нa cтaциoнapныe и мoбильныe тeлeфoны c пoдмeнoй нoмepa. Дeлaeтcя этo для бopьбы c тeлeфoнными мoшeнникaми. Oб этoм гoвopитcя в paзъяcнeнии Mинцифpы в тeлeгpaм-кaнaлe вeдoмcтвa.
Чтo, coбcтвeннo, и ecть зaпpeт нa звoнки из кoл-цeнтpoв, кaк минимyм изнe.

>>64162208
West scammed Russia, freezing our assets.
Pandora box opened. Now it "world's practice". Why hohols cannot do this with west in their turn?

>>64162155
>I pretend to be a little girl
Tranny-coded and pedo-coded behavior.

>>64162214
that is not the punchline nor feasible i am sorry

>>64162227
>nationalization of foreign assets was normalized by the west
hahahahhhaha
you'll ziggas are funny

>>64162227
Are you guys just unable to mentally project or what?
How do you believe your victim scamming your enemy and surrendering to you seems like a rational course of action?

>>64160405 (OP)
Russian TV showing Russians killed and calling them Ukrainians was pretty funny in a grim way.

>>64162235
You seem to memoryhole west's hesitation.
Because it destroys bank's reputation, collected for ages. And they done. No more ru money drain into western economy, even after war.

>>64162243
I'm the one memoryholing the seizure of assets. Of course.

>>64162191
In their mind "creating wealth" is impossible. Neither are any mutually-beneficial deals. Everything is a zero sum game. If you get wealth, then you had to rob someone and get their wealth. So they see how good the west lives and summarize that it means that russians were robbed of it, because russians don't have it. Which means that to get better life they need to steal it from others. I'm not even joking here. And god forbid you start asking them what did they did with _trillions of dollars_ they got from oil and natural gas export during putin's rule.

>>64162237
Not surrendering. If Syrsky (or another general) make coup and agrees to give lands, signed into Ru constitution (they are not many), and not to bother us more, war will be stopped at once.

Ziggerstanian shills crying about their criminal elite's embezzled money (not theirs, they never owned any of that) being suspended alongside said elite's estates and yachts will never not be funny

>>64161928
ESL retard

>>64162254
That's basically a surrender.

>>64162252
>Neither are any mutually-beneficial deals.
Is this why they can't understand the EU? Lack of a master/slave dynamic?

>64162243
Russian oligarchs disagree. To the point they need to be arrested on their private jet before they manage to flee.

This is to say nothing of the banking limitations your average serf is permitted. If they could covert everything to Euros or USD, they would.

>>64162254
>signed into Ru constitution (they are not many), and not to bother us more
I usually don't bully ESLs, but what the fuck does this even mean?

>>64162255
how does
>why wont they think about the oligarch bux
become their argument anyway

>>64162243
>ru money
>after war
They'll be bartering with aluminium foil and turnips.

>>64162243
> No more ru money drain into western economy, even after war.
Caм-тo в этo вepишь?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jx-O3th9Fw

>>64162264
no oil and metals same as before really i guess

>>64162257
It's a matter of propaganda, how to "dish up" the news. They can tell: we managed stopped agressor, and it's a victory. We lost some land, BUT also priceless hohol lives. And by our smart diplomacy we will not loose more.

How hohols respond: like "noo, we want to listen to drones and explosions every night more!"?

>>64162268
>please please please let's return everything back to how it was before russia humiliated and destroyed itself
no

>>64162262
Translated:
>P-p-please give us free gibs evil Wect, our second army in the world can't capture them after several years of fighting

>>64161722
>Zigger shills so used to seeing fucked up shit happening to mobiks that they didn't even try to deny the "mobik cube" thing
Didn’t they post the cube in the first place as proof of Ukrainian warcrimes?

>>64162274
it doesnt matter man the amoral brown masses will buy their materials all the same

>>64162259
West frozen GOVERMENT assets also, scamming Russia itself. Good question is: why we were keeping money in west economy even under sanctions.

>>64162272
You do understand no one would take something like that seriously, right?

>>64162282
>Good question is: why we were keeping money in west economy even under sanctions.
Let's see if you can figure out why. Surprisingly your finance minister was rather truthful about this for many years

>>64162258
It's even worse, to the EU is a political project to coup russia, that is that "western powers finance shitty small countries like Estonia, Poland, Czechia so that they temporarily artificially look good in terms of life and income, to make russians envious and mistakenly think that the issue is with the russian government, i.e. planting the idea that they could also live better if they change the government and become slave of the west". And that's why they can't afford Ukraine to get on the same level, because it becomes harder and harder to cope like this. No, I'm not joking. This is the official cope for the masses. If you'd know the language and used the RU online resources you'd see this discourse evolve during the mid-2000s and onward. I.e. Poland started to have better income than russia? Hurr-durr gay europeans are financing them, obviously to make russians feel bad. It's fun to find those posts from 2007-2014 and see how they are seething about Baltic states, stating that Europe will soon (just like 2-5 years, I promise) stop financing them because this whole EU PR operation doesn't work on russia and Baltics will become poor and want to go back to being a part of russia.

>>64162262
4 Ukraine regions are actully ours. It was fixed in Ru constitutuon. Hohols just need to agree, and no NATO, and no more drones. Then we befiriend again, like with Georgia.

>>64162254
>will be stopped at once
My brown friend, nobody believes you. You've lost your reputation of being trustworthy long time ago.

>64162291
I'm convinced. This has to be a troll. No one actually types like this.

>>64162283
A lot of hohols trapped inside Ukraine WILL acceps any terms, just to avoid draft. It's only in your echo chamber hohol people are still defiant.

>>64162291
>kherson is russian forever
come and take it pidor

>>64162295
They're not defiant; they're powerless. If anyone in Ukraine actually tried that, they'd disappear before anything could be signed.

>>64162292
Well, hohols know for sure, that without peace treaty will be spanked further. What they loose if attempt to agree for peace?

>4 Ukraine regions are actully ours
Is this why ACKmia would need an extra four years and extra 2mil casualties to take them, zister?

There's nothing more noble than killing foreign invaders. The funniest thing for me is seeing Russians proud of killing the Soviet Union again and again while proclaiming how great the Soviet Union was. God there is no greater justice in life than seeing that.

>>64162298
> come and take it pidor
...says proudly uhilant from Polland.

>>64162301
> They're not defiant; they're powerless. If anyone in Ukraine actually tried that, they'd disappear before anything could be signed.
General with obedient army will NOT disappear. Unless west attacks Ukraine, but it would be weird.

>>64162302
katzaps are losing 14:1 at the very least and they don't have 14 times the population so it's going to be 'till the last katzap' before anything else

A rather funny part
>We are a great power we deserve a sphere of influence
>watch us struggle fuck for 4 years acquiring some depopulated provinces of the poorest country in Europe that everyone had expected Russia would be able to take in a few months if they did start a real war even if NATO did send aid
>see we defeated the HATO

>>64162295
Yes yes, we've heard it all before. Kherson is Russia forever, right? How'd that work out?
Watching you /pol/ fucks melt down as General Armageddon ran away from Kherson was so satisfying I had to change my pants. All that smugness turning to bitter bitter tears. Just like it will when Russia collapses.

>>64162304
> 4 more years
> 100000000 more soldiers
Obvious cope numbers. Look at maps, we almost already painted them ourselves.
And when we finish, if there will be no peace, we will go further.

>>64162326
Also, they're rapidly losing what little sphere of influence they had. Assad got rekt and the caucasus just flipped to the west. What's left? Just Belarus?

>>64162313
You think they can't find a new general to replace a rebel during a war?

>>64162323
Donkey and e-scooters don't need fuel, check-mate HATO

>>64162328
>please surrender
>WE"LL KILL YOU ALL
clown

>>64161391
>>64161789
The funniest thing was when Russia media reposted the first video claiming it was Russians mowing down Ukrainians

>>64162326
> fighting 4years in some poorland on outtskirts of Europe
> suddenly, NATO is out of supplies and struggles to make new

>>64160405 (OP)
The meta answer is the vatnik seethe this thread is causing

>>64162313
>Save me Syrski
God it's so pathetic to watch.

>>64162328
oh that's terrible you'll keep fighting an afghan wars worth of casualties every few months how terrible

>>64161957
>>64162064
Why does this brown subhuman keep posting images from recent Disney Channel cartoons?

>>64162340
Good point. Surely they'll be honey read for the mighty bear to seize

>>64162333
A was talking about hypotetical rebel general, who takes all power in Ukraine in hunta-style. Who will replace him?

>>64162350
Because he's trying to establish a persona, ie. avatarfagging.

>>64162341
true

>>64162357
that fucking tree hit at the end is straight up comedy sketch

>>64162341
I tire of the political psyop shitflinging, myself. I just want to enjoy watching a silly Slav war.

>>64162350
In Russia .torrents are legal. Thrat's how.

>>64162358
Gee, I dunno.

>>64162326
>would be able to take in a few months
Weeks-to-day, actually.
Also recall early western intelligence reports that concluded Russia would suffer some thousands of causalities in doing so, and this would lead to very destabilizing protests and civil unrest.

Oh how optimistic they were.

I find that there are a number of clips that do play well with yakety sax a surprising number really

>>64162358
well, since you so easily came up with some rebel general i'm sure your imagination can conjure up a replacement

>>64162277
> as proof of Ukrainian warcrimes?
50/50 between "ukrainian warcrimes" and "hey hohols look what happens to your soldiers if you fight russia axaxaxaxax!"

>>64162279
the amoral brown masses don't have the money

>>64162345
Off topic, but I've never trusted the numbers I've seen for Soviet losses in Afghanistan. Too low.

>>64162375
they do have enough to buy russian oil, metals
in fact... these have less value to the richer countries because their economies have moved further from the "basic" materials russias economy is structured around

Imagine if you will, being a Russian soldier. Now imagine how all of the invisible forces of the universe that led to this moment. How across time, space, and the stars, everything had to come together perfectly for this. The moment you are ripped limb from limb and reduced to a bloodied, charred, pulp in a land called Ukraine, by an artillery shell shipped all the way from the good ole’ US of A, with one simple message inscribed on it.

“Pregnant Anne Frank is Best Anne Frank :)”

Whether you want to call that God, Allah, destiny, divine providence, the Will of the of the Force, or just the simple random luck of the cosmos, it is surely glorious.

>>64162375
they do have enough to buy russian oil, metals
they may pay under market rates but barterers like russia cant be choosers

>>64162380
i don't know if i would say that's funny
but it is weird

>>64162328
> we
> we
> we
И cкoлькo квaдpaтных мeтpoв ты зaкpacил, вoин мaмкин?

>>64162385

I think it's VERY funny

>>64162383
>>64162378
>they do have enough to buy russian oil, metals
...is this fucking AI?

>>64162389
no my post was interrupted and i accidentally double posted

>>64162387
Зaпaд пoпытaлcя yдyшить HAC, нo MЫ coпpoтивляeмcя. Bce вepнo. Toлькo зaбывaющих pyccкий язык хoхлoв этo тpиггepит.

>>64162378
>>64162383
The entire African continent has the GDP of Canada. There are no 'alternative' markets that have the money and consumption to buy russian shit.


They can be Chinas bitch and that's pretty much it.

>>64162396
>Зaпaд
and georgia, and chechnya, and ukraine, and afghanistan.
before you can start to change you have to admit you're the problem.

>>64162365
The largest torrent tracker in russia is blocked by all ISPs

>>64162143
When you live as a neet with your only income being schizophrenia benefits(around 200-250 bucks), there is nothing really you can do besides watching cartoons/anime on yours decades old pc and arguing online.

>>64162399
if i was talking about blacks i would have said blacks
its india and sea and the entire brown world that doesnt give a shit even though the implications of annexing based on nationality would be disastrous for most of them

>>64162402
> t. mentions 4 different wars
> tries to make conclusions

Anybody got the video with three russians on an ATV when the driver's torso exploded? I missed saving that one.

>>64162415
that one was NOT funny
and i did not save it

>>64162413
conclusion is that russia is an imperialistic piece of shit and everyone around it knows it for a fact.

>>64162417
no one said ziggascera clean up would be pretty

>>64161792
>doorbells on trees
There's just been too many moments, the history of this clusterfuck is going to be an incredible read

>>64162408
Compare the size of economies. India, with 1.5 billion people, has a GDP under 4 trillion. Meanwhile the EU alone is at 20 billion. You can literally unite all of South America, Africa and India and you still have a smaller economy than just the EU.

I bet you still won't understand this because you're a mongoloid retard.

>>64162437
>EU alone is at 20 billion
Bloated, like majority of western readings. Only real sector is real, and it's collapsing without cheap Ru fuels and power.

>>64161500
>>64161504
Don't listen the propaganda spiel about "muh scammers", everything's way more simple: russians recently withdrew more than 200 billion via ATMs from their accounts in the largest russian bank (Sberbank)

>>64162449
>cheap Ru fuels
lmao post them

>>64161820
>>>64161458
Found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AppCdCVovI

>>64162449
>Bloated, like majority of western readings. Only real sector is real, and it's collapsing without cheap Ru fuels and power.
(you)

>>64162527
Jesus, he looks like a bean bag with arms. The fuck are these people eating?

>>64162232
Sauce?

>>64162449
>Ru fuels
West just flipped the caucasus, so fuel from central asia is available. Russia just lost geopolitics.

>>64162289
>those posts from 2007-2014
Where can i find them?

>>64160767
Heh! I remember that. He likely had his food stolen by the older regulars. I wonder what happened to him?

>>64160726
I think I have a slightly longer version in mp4 format somewhere. I'm still looking.

>>64162679
>died relieving himself while listening to tunes
>also got enough lead in him to make sure he died quicker
You have to admit there are much worse ways to go.

>>64162574
The majority of them are unsearchable because they confined to the russian facebook clones like VK and Odnoklassniki. You can however find some of them in not-dead-yet other normie RU websites that had communities and comments, such as Pikabu.ru and others. The bad thing is that over the years many of them died or got censored to shit.

>>64162679
Jesus christ.

Not a doctor here but how can he take so many bullets and still stand up?

>>64161684
If the Ukes really wanted to do some damage, they'd take her out of the picture. She's like the one competent minister in all of Russia, single-handedly keeping the entire economy from catastrophic collapse for years.

>>64162542
it's like having roommates who never clean, but you can't start cleaning the house because now you're the bitch

>>64161722
>leftover meat
russian conscripts
>local
ukraine
>processing
waves

>>64161792
>For me it's a tossup between unicycle guy and the Ukies attaching bombs to doorbells on trees.
The guy admitting it'd work on him too was the best part.

>>64160405 (OP)
The funniest part all that zigurs cope that it's generate lol lmaos even
>>64161760
>>64161780
>>64161827

>>64162779
Unless you hit CNS, bullets are very bad at killing someone immediately and so he got up for a quarter second before his brain shutdown from the trauma and/or a hit to somewhere that is an actual off switch.

>pizdlivaya lakhtoblyad' ves' tred zasrala
Suka, zhelau pedolakthopetukhu sdohnut' ot raka.
Vsyo ravno govno slishkom truslivoe dlya voenkomata.

>>64162387
Garbage without a strong father figure was never taught to speak for himself (well, itself) like all well-adjusted men are instead of hiding behind "we", please understand,

>>64162002
>3 Sims Da

> Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban.
Suck my dick and clean up the thread-derailing zigger shill, faggot

>>64161753
>>64162199
>>64162277
>>64162986

>>64163579
I really can't tell if it's a genuine Vatnik or somebody pretending as a joke.

>>64162717
Thanks, i will do some old fashioned internet surfing :D

>>64160405 (OP)
>>64160412
>>64160433
Its impossible to define as a singular moment. Too retarded.

>>64161413
Is it one of these two? Only other off the top of my head, is a group of zegroes going into some open metal-walled barn, and hiding along the sides of the door, and a drone follows them in.
https://litter.catbox.moe/i8ifazagz1fzhdxh.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/5ckdlqctim5nsest.mp4

The Christmas lights drone: https://files.catbox.moe/23b0it.mp4

>>64163673
ngl, that's actually terrifying. Real Close Encounters Of The Third Kind vibes, but without the reveal that the ayys are actually decent blokes.

>>64163689
>>64163673
PTSD is only effective if you fail to kill the commie.

>>64161684
>>64161500
As foreseen, so it shall be.

>>64160405 (OP)
There are so many to choose from, but this was one of the first threads I laughed all night long until I hurt.

I never thought fucking North Koreans would appear in an actual armed conflict and struggle to understand post 60s technology but here we are

>>64163302
also Disney avaotarkofag voobse pushka

>>64160405 (OP)
The funniest moment was that ukranian pig(soldier) getting "glory to russia" carved on his skin.

Pidorashka, ne vizhi.

>>64164102
>the Russnigger brags about war crimes while demanding their terns are met

>>64164286
and they will still think they are victims while doing so
truly an amazing spirit drives these people

>>64161468
> Muslims move to Russia
> Alcoholism rates drop
> Morning and evening salahs unfuck the slav sleep schedule, workers actually begin arriving to their jobs on time
> going to Mohammed church on sundays forces the russians to get to know their neighbors, they start caring about one another
> Cuisine changes from vitaminless potatoes and slop to naan bread and spiced curries. The introduction of antioxidants, B vitamins and beta keratin to the slav diet reduces aggression and increased clarity of thought
> arabic metalworking and architecture introduces art to the russian culture, regular exposure to beauty further reduces the aggression the slavs experience when they see good things

Inshallah the greater poccian caliphate shall reign for a thousand years

>>64161712
>>64161719
They threw ballast overboard to speed up the ship. They saw that in a pirate movie once.