Thread 64164180

Describe your penis with a caliber/gun

.22 lr (long rifle, allegedly)

>>64164180 (OP)
7.62x39

>just got cucked out of a hot Saturday night because I'm "too long" :(

>>64164180 (OP)
What kind of caliber/gun gets hard but is entirely numb even as the prostitute you've hired the time of is sucking it.

>>64164192
Not even a rub down?

>>64164180 (OP)
5.56 not the biggest but it does the job.

>>64164180 (OP)
.40 smith and wesson

:(

>>64164197
Didn't see the point
Also we just couldn't get over the awkwardness of the situation
Anyway so that was a bust

>>64164180 (OP) .45 ACP

>>64164180 (OP)
45 ACP, because mostly old people use it

>>64164273
You got a big black tip?

:3

.357 mag.
More than most people are packing, but nothing extraordinary. Old-fashioned and reliable, gets the job done.

>>64164273
inert?

>>64164180 (OP)
Iuuh...uuuh. i dunno. 6.5x55?

223

>>64164346
>SJSP
Circumcised? Ew

>>64164180 (OP)
12 GA 2 3/4 shell. It's good enough for most of the wild game, but to fill a freezer a gun is not enough.

>>64164180 (OP)
Is there a caliber that was very liked by the few who have used it, but it never saw much use? That would be me.

>>64164255
is this a granny fucker or an ed joke

>>64164273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cS18yG8DJI

>>64164859
.318 Westley Richards

9mm: not the biggest, but the bare minimum you want when things get hairy, good capacity, good for delicate hands, and can punch holes like a mother fucker

>>64164180 (OP)
근고추

357SIG

.380 ACP.
Barely meets the standard.

>>64164180 (OP)
.410 cause uncut slim long

>>64164827
uncut men united. how will cutfags ever recover?

>>64164180 (OP)
13.2mm TuF
>unused
>basically never seen

>>64165597
i have thought about getting cut as an adult cause hoes like it cut but i dislike it for being a jewish practice

>>64164180 (OP)
11.5 PSA AR or a gen 3 glock 19
>simply the best

.177
works for me and thats all that matters

>>64165820
so short and basic

>>64164861
I'll leave that up to your speculation. However I will say, I've been added to a few wills over the years

>>64165801
Hoes can't even tell the difference when at full mast.

>>64164180 (OP)
.45 GAP. Length is nothing special, it's bigger around than most, but no one had been interested in it since the 90s.

>>64164273
OWO notices that medial ring.

>>64165597
I resent being cut as a newborn. I will kill any physician who attempts to mutilate my own son.

.45 Super
Thick. Big loads. Been around awhile but people only started caring about it recently.

.45 Super
Thick. Big loads. Been around awhile but people only started caring about it recently.

>>64164180 (OP)
.577 Snider
>Slightly above average length but thick
>Reloading is possible even by the hand

>>64164185
.22 short more like it

>>64165597
Like this anon

gyrojet, perceived average to the untrained eye.. but this shit just takes off on its own and can never be trusted to function reliably.

>>64164197
Did she at least offer some mouth stuff or a handy?

>>64166345
Whoops, meant for the vpgwyabove post.

>>64166255
so its a joke about erectile disfunction?
>>64165929
one girl on a dating app told me its cock looksmaxxing

>>64166435
>one girl on a dating app told me its cock looksmaxxing
>an ewhore convinced me to mutilate myself

Cmon man

>>64164180 (OP)
>.45 LONG COLT
it's about 1.5" long

>>64164180 (OP)
30 x173
Doesn't matter anyway, can't feel a thing

>>64164180 (OP)
12 gauge 3 inch magnum slug.

>>64164180 (OP)
>.308 or 10mm
>pretty sure your not the biggest and definitely not a MAGNUM
>somehow girls complain about being too big when you give it to them
>"no, we just did it yesterday. Im still just to sore, my 5.56/9mm ex was the perfect bf size"
WHY DONT YOU GO TALK TO HIM THEN

>>64166349
We jacked/fingered while discussing it and talked about trying 69 but I really wanted to get stuck in and she really didn't
Not that big a deal, we're not really together, but it was a surprising experience for me. I'm only slightly longish, average thick. I think she's more a fraidycat or had some bad experiences maybe

>OP said calibre/gun
>/gun
In hindsight I should have said Jezail musket

5.56x45

Long enough to be fun, not too long to bruise. Slightly thin, but it's how you use it more than anything else.

>>64166241
explain. now.

>>64164346
This. But in .41 mag.

>>64164874
>hairy muff
Patrician taste.

>>64164184
WTF

>>64167868
hello newfriend

exactly this : I

>>64166435
>>64165801
American women have been manipulated into believing its 'normal' and anything else is weird, when its an entirely pointless 'cosmetic' surgery inflicted on infants.

Might as well be doing the fucked up shit africans do to womens nethers, or bring back the old chinese custom of footbinding.

Just curious, was anyone else like me, born with hardly any foreskin?

>>64167972
The jews got to you

>>64167976
Did think maybe my parents had me cut without telling me, but no. I've seen pictures, I'm not cut.

.40 Short and Weak

:*(

>>64166435
>women
>using the term "looksmaxxing"
Lmao you're getting catfished by a man/tranny

>>64168134
Or maybe he found the ever-elusive autistic neet gf

>>64165915
Is that why all the women line up to fuck me instead of some faggot hipster like you?

>>64166435
>looksmaxxing
>dating app
She sounds extremely picky

>>64164180 (OP)
The QBZ-95, because it's been around for decades without seeing any action but I assure you it's above average.

>>64168274
>autistic neet gf
So an obese, PCOS-ridden, knock-kneed, scoliosis loser with no skills? Damn, sounds like he struck gold

>>64168354
Do you know what website you're on? It's basically a perfect match

>>64168370
Do you know what board you're on? This isn't /r9k/ or /fit/, we actually have wives/gfs/gfs (male)

Ridiculous and real popular in the 90s, but the only people going for it these days are self-described weirdos.

>>64164180 (OP)
Im small and cut so 4.6

>>64167769
NTA but there are ways you can "regrow" your foreskin by using specific devices that pull on what's left of it slowly over time. The time it takes varies, but look into it, it's legit:
https://foreskinrestore.com/

>>64164180 (OP)
>desert eagle, .50 AE
>it keeps smacking women in the face when they hold it wrong

>>64164180 (OP)
50 cal.

Regular Penis Shaped

>>64170805
is this a black powder cartidge?

>>64170923
Yes.

>>64164192
Why didn't you just rape her

.31 Volcanic

>>64168730
Counter Strike preferable terrorist pistol of choice. Many frags with this.
>inb4 /vg/

>>64164180 (OP)
flaccid flobert

>>64172699
with a wreck-9, B is always free

trains coming through mother fuckers

>>64165801
Why would that matter once you're at the point where you literally have your dick out?

>>64166435
>one girl on a dating app told me its cock looksmaxxing
This sentence would kill soemone from 1950

>>64173053
Women are stupid. I've had hoes that decide to stop after already stripping down because of some inane shit like hearing a cat growl outside or a car pass by

>black powder 45LC
>modestly big, but not overwhelming
>not as impressive as it used to be
>very old, practically an antique
>makes an absolute mess when fired
>handling can be finicky

>>64164180 (OP)
.44 russian, obsolete in other words.

empties bullets quickly
not much stopping power
not great at long or medium range

>>64164180 (OP)
>57mm
>Rapid fire

>exceptionally long
>moderately above average width
>bottlenecked
>mostly a range toy, almost never gets used for anything practical
what cartridge would this be?

>>64168274
yeah i bet she was autistic cause we stopped talking pretty quickly but im pretty sure it was a joke as well

>>64173316
im just a zoomer trying to make moves
>>64168134
zoomer females use xitter and tiktok and know the language its not 2016 anymore old man
i your hair line is receding 30 something year old

>>64167695
why didn't you try to loosen her with cunning-linguist skills?

>>64164180 (OP)
anon just wants my dick pics.

>>64174232
6.5 Grendel

>>64174232
8.6 sneedout

.40 S&W
It would have been great but then they took a little off the top

Sig 320

***goes of unexpectedly and too soon ***

>>64175325
cut mutt special

>>64168354
none of those sound like dealbreakers to me

>>64164180 (OP)
38 special +P

5.55 NATO. I'm overall satisfied.

[spoiler]My bigger issue I'm a twink. Lets say I have a very tightly machined squeeze bore and shells take a lot of careful loading to seat right. Guys either pin me and ram home a full sized round despite the mechanical protestations or give up leaving me prissy and them frustrated[ /spoiler]

benis :DDD

>>64174788
I did, and she fingered herself too, and we found lube. It was the length she had most trouble with. I'm not exceptionally wide.
But she complained that it felt as if I was all up in her lungs and shit like that so we stopped.

Seriously. 8x6.5” BPELxMSEG

>>64165801
Do not get cut. Circumcised men do not know what erogenous sensation is because they have lost most of the feeling in their glans from the constant chafing against undergarments.

They also require lotion to masturbate because they lack a foreskin to serve as a slippery layer between hand and glans.

>>64165021
Peyronies?

>>64180043
You're fucking disgusting
Don't ever post shit like that on here ever again

>>64164827
Russians have aids