Thread 64170790

how do i make homemade pepper spray?

>>64170790 (OP)
Buy some pepper spray abd slap made in my home sticker

>>64170790 (OP)
capsaicin extract solution in a refillable spray bottle

>>64170802
pepper spray is illegal in my cunt and from what i understand, the store-bought ones are generally weak and ineffective anyway

>>64170809
should i chuck some tetrachloroethylene in there? what's the shelf-life like?

>>64170790 (OP)
Sulphuric acid in a spray bottle.

>>64170790 (OP)
Handful of black pepper in your pocket

>>64170790 (OP)
Do what I did and buy 25 kilos of CS tear gas from china
>I call him Blueford

>>64170790 (OP)
Water pistol (or mini fire extinguisher) filled with vinegar mixed with the hottest hot sauce you can find...

>>64170790 (OP)
Almost useless as a self defense weapon. It’s only going to agitate a motivated attacker. If someone is trying to do harm to you, and they’re close enough to you for you to hit them with spray, they can easily close the distance and get ahold of you and give you a very pissed off dirty grappling match with extra anger.

You’re better off with almost any other personal defense weapon. People are more likely to retreat if you have a club or knife (assuming you live somewhere guns are a no). Pepper spray is just irritating for 30 mins or so. You can still see like 10 feet in front of you and your body is still 100% fine. And you better believe they’re going to duck under the stream and not take it to the face like a retarted rioter looking for a city pay out. It’ll be even less effective.

Spray makes sense in a correctional or riot setting, where officers are going to be fighting unarmed people they outnumber with sticks and fists. In a 1v3 fight spraying the one guy makes it very easy to gain physical control of the individual with minimal injuries.

Spraying someone that wants to fuck you up on the street will just make them want to fuck you up more. You better be fast, you’ll at least ruin his day if you get away.

>>64170790 (OP)
Buy some jalapenos and habaneros, cut them up and shove them in a spray bottle with everclear

>>64171475
my intention is to make it for my parents who are both in their 60s
my dad has an axe in his bedroom but he's at the age where i don't think he'd trouble a group of thieves in their 20s or whatever
my parents had their car stolen out of their driveway last week

This is the most autistic thread I've seen all month

>>64170790 (OP)
I don't know about pepper spray, but check this out. you can find the pdf online.

>>64171485
I'm disappointed nobody said hi to Blueford

>>64171484
Yeah can definitely make them feel safer I suppose. Maybe buy time to call help or a neighbor worst case scenario. I just wouldn’t rely on it myself.

>>64171475
You'd want some sort of backup melee weapon too, like a nice long screwdriver with a wrist strap or a small hammer you just happened to be carrying that day. Pepper spray is going to stop most people unless they're an unusually pain-tolerant psychopath. Unfortunately you can't simply bust a cap in the aggressive crackhead being only vaguely threatening, but you can sure as shit pepper spray him if he gets too close and not land yourself in jail.

>>64170790 (OP)
Just give them some bear spray with directions to point that way before using. Then he can use his axe.

>>64171479
mince them up, wrap them in a filter to avoid particulate clogs, shake before use. hotter peppers means more potent spray

>>64171484
get a shotgun for them and a dog to wake them up.

>>64171484
Jesus. Where the fuck do you live anon?

>>64171857
australia
i live in a state whose premier drastically relaxed the bail laws, so there's heaps of young crims running around stealing cars without any consequences

>>64170823
>the store-bought ones are generally weak and ineffective anyway
No, and your home brew will be dogshit. Just figure out a way to buy some real OC

>>64171475
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of the use case of OC.

>>64171494
Hi Blueford

Why do you want 25 kg of CS?

>>64171872
>your home brew will be dogshit
why? surely I can make it stronger than the store shit?

It can’t be too hard, right? Either extract from peppers or just buy capsaicin, mix it with some aerosolizing or gelling agent and stick it in a squirt bottle.

>>64170790 (OP)
Unless capsaicin extract is outright banned you can buy raw capsaicin in both liquid and powdered form on Amazon. I was going to buy some to fuck with moles but moved before that plan came to fruition. It's good for getting pests to fuck off and leave your garden alone. If you have kangaroos, rabbits, bugs, or whatever eating your flowers or crops you have a ready made excuse to be buying it. Also shockingly has medical uses for nerve pain, definitely talk to your doc instead of slathering capsaicin on your back or whatever.

Found "20g CAPSAICIN 99% Chilli Pepper Extract Powder" for $23 US while searching "pest control capsaicin". Listing I found is definitely Chinese as fuck so could also just be powdered spicy turbocancer falsely labeled as capsaicin.

>>64171484
>>64171866
Buy a truck, a tonneau cover for it, the biggest garbage bags you can find, duct tape, and some shovels. The thief gets away there's a non-zero chance he'll rat you out for turning his face into hell. You get arrested while your shitbag "police" let him go without questioning why he got pepper sprayed inside someone's house at 2am. Your government hates you and wants you to die horribly.

If you were willing to go a legal route get a large dog of a breed known for making great loyal guardians for people and livestock. Get the dog trained and make sure your parents are directly involved so they know all the pup's commands too. If anyone asks why it shouldn't be hard to come up with excuses. "Fukkin dingos mate" or some other bullshit.

>>64171872
The biggest problem is going to be delivery. Even if it's just well blended and thoroughly strained habanero juice last thing you want is a fine mist of that blowing back at you. Also don't want it to be such a weak method you have to be in stabbing/bludgeoning range to deploy it.

>>64171880
The stuff sold in stores here in the US is typically formulated to be nasty as fuck. If it's weak it's meant to be.

>>64171929
Almost forgot, you can also buy automotive boots and other such locking methods from Amazon too. Might be worth investing in a couple for any remaining vehicles on the property.

>>64170790 (OP)
https://www.magicplantshop.com/dried-chili-peppers/1-million-shu-capsicum-extract/
Dilute with some light oil, or mix with a high proof alcohol (capsaicin is oil soluble). Put it in one of those whipped cream canisters that use nitrous cartridges, or get a little hand pump oil sprayer. All items have legitimate uses in the home kitchen.

>>64170790 (OP)
Get a big bag of ground pepper and throw it in peoples faces

>>64171484
If they are so old only a gun (that he knew how to use) would help your dad even the odds. Good old home defence shotgun.

>>64170823
>pepper spray is illegal in my cunt
Build a better one or move to a better one

>>64170823
If pepper spray is illegal in your cunt then making your own pepper spray and using it on people is more illegal.

>>64170790 (OP)
Okay, I might be a dumbass but I just googled it and it literally gives you a step by step guide on how to make pepper spray.
So.
Maybe try that.

>>64170823
>>64172402
at that point just get a knife or a gun. they're not legal in your country? apparently you don't care about legality. might as well invest in something worth a damn.

as a separate idea, take up baseball as a hobby; as in playing it, not watching it. that will give you an excuse to have a baseball bat with you in many different places.

what's that? you're a cucked brit? then get your damn cricket bat and start carrying your St. George's flag.

>>64172406
>just doing his best to get through his shift
the body language on that guy

>>64170823
>pepper spray is illegal in my cunt
...... why? How your women defend herself against future doctor and engineers?

>>64171490
I have that one, all of the "improvised" munitions are basically "Get 2kg of RDX from your humvee. Tape nails to it. You have now improvised a munition." A better option would be to grab a couple chemistry textbooks from the 50s, a lot of them explained how to make TNT as an engaging exercise.

>>64170790 (OP)
Try growing Castor-oil plant (Ricinus communis) they can be fun.
Look at the pretty beans.

>>64172554
Thumbnail looked like snek at first.

>>64172406
Excellent deployment.
You can tell he's done this many, many times before

>>64172554
Hah. I was gonna ask if that’s the ricin bean, but then you were thoughtful enough to hint at it.

>>64171877
Do you not?

>>64170790 (OP)
>>64170823
>>64171470
>>64171475

Fire extinguisher. More effective because it cuts off the oxygen directly. No amount of crack lets you fight without air.

>>64171475
>Almost useless as a self defense weapon
You spray them in the face then beat them with your melee weapon till they stop moving and making noise. It's extremely effective, retard.

>>64170790 (OP)
buy a can of wasp spray. I don't know how effective it is compared to pepper spray but you never see any cops volunteer for a demonstration for it like they do for pepper spray.

>>64172551
only about half of them are like that. the other half are "spend 50 hours brewing up a fowl concoction and than mix it with Vaseline."

>>64175073 (me)
*foul*

>>64171475
Can you provide video or any other form of evidence to back up this claim? Just one example of someone who got fucked up as a result of using OC. Forgive me for not taking your word for it that a tool that blinds an attacker, makes it difficult for them to breathe and puts them in immense pain (**most of the time) does not swing a confrontation in your favor even a little, but actually puts you at a disadvantage, lmfao. By the way, I have yet to meet a single instructor in the hundreds of hours of defensive pistol classes I've taken, who did not recommend carrying OC spray. Pretty sure they considered it nearly as important as having the pistol with you.

>>64175058
Pyrethroids (the chemical in wasp spray) don't really sting, it feels like very strong menthol. The problem is that they can cause permanent eye nerve damage, unlike pepper spray.

>>64175058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uy9MnQfk_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWj4xuacbyY
Wasp spray does nothing to stop a human that is trying to injure or kill you. That shit being even remotely effective for SD is a fucking myth. At best it's a minor irritant.
Even with the stronger pro grade stuff any notable affects would come later, almost certainly after the burglar has thoroughly brutalized your anus or simply killed you.
You never see any cops volunteer for it because it's fucking retarded and doesn't do shit. All it really does in the moment is make the person you sprayed smell bad and feel greasy. Meanwhile tasers and pepper spray are nasty and can easily incapacitate you.

Unless you're expecting to get attacked by wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets leave the spectracide in the shed.

>>64173831
>Fire extinguisher
>be op
>pepper spray is illegal so buy a gigantic 3 kg fire extinguisher
>buy extra large sweat pants to hide my weapon of mass fire retardation
>next day
>have to go to get some groceries late evening
>people keep giving me weird looks
>could be because of the big long extinguisher bulge
>not sure though
>finally arrive at the store
>go inside and get what i need
>cute cashier girl gives me a concerned look
>mustve noticed my fire prevention bulge
>oh well it is what is is
>step outside and a heavily melaninated person of engineering descent accosts me
>"ayo gib bidda de dat tum muhfugen"
>fortunately doesnt notice my big red safety swell in my sweat pants
>ive been training for this since yesterday
>with the speed of a 1000 firemen i drop my pants
>unleash the fury of 3000 cubic centimeters of fire quenching particles
>"ayo bix nood"
>future doctor who was 2 days away from getting his diploma collapses on the ground
>people run out of the store to see whats going on
>people see the future astronaut lying on the ground gasping for air
>everybody claps
Sounds about right

>>64170790 (OP)
>Take can of hairspray/deodorant
>hold lighter in your other hand
>Flick bic
>Spray
It's short ranged, but it'll definitely produce a 'burning sensation' for whoever you hit with it.

Raw extract is obvious but you want to make a little sauce of it so you fuck with whoever needs to get pepper'd's brain for the rest of their life.
Bit of the standard vinegar and sugar, some garlic, salt, a mix of carolina reaper, scorpion pepper, and bhut jolokia.

>>64172406
>last 5 seconds of the clip
Some good comedy

>>64175662
>>64175799
You spray foam in their face so that they can't defend themselves while you smash a club or axe into their head, moron.

>>64171499
Wow that's one of those OG super soakers, takes me back
>>64171415
>>64172223
I like the Dale Gribble Pocket Sand option.
>>64173831
>>64176136
And who says /k/ no longer has warrior philosophers?

>>64170790 (OP)
Peppers and spray

>>64179134
It doesn't fucking work you absolute fucking retard.
It's basically a weak water gun filled with stinky, foul tasting, and greasy water. I don't know about you but I am plenty capable of blocking your attempt and beating the fuck out of you while getting weakly sprayed by what might as well be bad water. Another note, do you really think I'm just going to stand there like the people in the videos? You might get an extra half a second at best if you time it perfectly but odds are the attacker is going to be on you. You would legit be better off with a fucking high end super soaker or a damn hose. You would even be better off hitting them with fucking fart spray because at least that's so fucking revolting it can cause immediate heaving and possibly even vomiting.

Forget one of those touching childhood memories of your mother weeping into your father's chest over how stupid you are so this can take it's place in your tiny little brain.
WASP SPRAY IS WORTHLESS FOR SELF DEFENSE.
It working is the very rare exception, not the rule, and is likely because it was a surprise.
PEPPER SPRAY will get you plenty of time to turn the local gas sniffer from a burglar into a missing person and he'll suffer intensely the whole damn time you're beating him.