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Anonymous No.64178163 >>64178182 >>64178259 >>64178262 >>64178273 >>64178346 >>64178358 >>64178405 >>64178449 >>64178479 >>64179083 >>64180332 >>64180395 >>64180476
Lets play a game
>You have to completely 99.9% kill every shit goblin(They stink and shit on the street) in a country the size of india
>There are 1.5 billion shit goblins and some have weapons but they are dumber than apes so they dont know how to use them
>You get to either pick china(Ready for land invasion) or America(cooler toys)
>Nobody can use nukes, Chemicals are allowed
Anonymous No.64178182
>>64178163 (OP)
Comrade, you gave me money for whole american army but it not enough. Can you please wire 50 billion usa dollars to me in order to equip the battalion assigned to me by you?

Your dear comrade in arms
Anonymous No.64178207 >>64178217
I hate to say it but there is no affordable way to kill 1.5B people. The world would run out of bullets and bombs before they broke the 200M mark. Best way I can think of is to herd 1.5B people into the ocean with long pointy sticks and force them to drown themselves
Anonymous No.64178217 >>64178228 >>64181277
>>64178207
Start by starving and getting of water supplies.
Rest should follow
Anonymous No.64178228
>>64178217
Indians drink and bathe in the filthy rivers all the time, they are immune to that.
Anonymous No.64178240 >>64178249 >>64178263 >>64178267 >>64178284 >>64178433 >>64179489 >>64181876
You will be replaced. There's no stopping 1.65 billion people. Billionaires and governments love us, we're the perfect immigrants. Not muslim, not rapey, not violent, commits very little crime, high skilled and willing to work for peanuts.
Anonymous No.64178246
anthrax
toilet paper
the union jack
Anonymous No.64178249
>>64178240
>dr. congo and tanzania S curves
kek
Anonymous No.64178259 >>64178277 >>64181274
>>64178163 (OP)
Why do you think you're any better than them?
Anonymous No.64178262 >>64178303
>>64178163 (OP)
If chemicals and biowarfare are allowed, anthrax is the way to go. The real issue is other nations or forces getting involved. No doubt the Tcho-Tcho and serpent people will use the opportunity to advance their own foul ends.
Anonymous No.64178263
>>64178240
Could you say that again without eating shit.
Literaly
Anonymous No.64178267
>>64178240
>not rapey
For lack of physical ability, not for lack of trying.
Anonymous No.64178273 >>64178303
>>64178163 (OP)
Jej. My grandpa wrote letters home from India to the same effect in '45-46. Poor guy got sent to the CBI Theater.
Anonymous No.64178277
>>64178259
>all the class of a middle class gypsy
I just hate gold desu, royal blue, white, black, and silver accents are really where its at. Making the white house shine like mr.T's neckline just aint it.
Anonymous No.64178284
>>64178240
>not rapey
That's bullshit.
>high skilled
Too retarded to know that attempting to pull a three-point turn with a semi on the highway is illegal and almost guranteed to kill someone.
Anonymous No.64178303 >>64178326
>>64178273
Got any pic of em?
>>64178262
I honestly could see the deep ones coming out and exterminate the jeets for the level of pollution they bring to the ocean.
Anonymous No.64178326 >>64178373
>>64178303
I've been thinking of doing a thread of his letters home. Hilariously, he had somebody watching out for him in basic down in FL. Every time they had to fall-in for inspection or whatever, a message would come that he needed to report to the doctors for vaccination, despite being all vaxxed up. Then, of course, they'd realize at the doctor's that he didn't need them. He came to the conclusion that someone, for some reason, was looking out for him.
Anonymous No.64178346
>>64178163 (OP)
>Red China cuts water off.
>after a time, all non-urban power/water/medical infrastructure hit all at once, then invasive species release + crop blights
>after a time to concentrate refugees unto urban areas, every conceivable bioweapon deployed
>Conventional invasion with Pakistan of the North, secondary fixing front along the Himalayas/Nepal, biowepons justify zombie horde war crimes to expedite advance.
>Harem Law for combat veterans to take warbridesβ€” but they have to reside in the New territory
>Rinse and repeat from Sudan to Capetown within 2 generations to blockade the Suez/Westward oil shipping
Anonymous No.64178358 >>64178381
>>64178163 (OP)
>china(Ready for land invasion)
A land invasion through the Himalayas? lolno. They might have built a few roads and rail, but it can't sustain an actual big war.
Anonymous No.64178373 >>64178607
>>64178326
Did he write anythinf interesting in particular?
Anonymous No.64178381
>>64178358
Walk by pakistan
Anonymous No.64178405
>>64178163 (OP)
>pick china
>offer weapons in exchange for access to Po-210
>poison river sources with Po-210
we pick china as america would actually pitch a shitfit if you did this, china could pretend it's fair game or not their fault. you'd probably only need a truck or so per river source. probably going to also poison bangladesh in the process but not your problem. this could probably take care of half the heavy lifting, making the land invasion pretty straightforwards, just have to CBRN the troops or wait a year or so before rolling in. as a bonus you turn india against russia immediately and they're already short on allies who'd invest heavily in stopping you.
Anonymous No.64178433
>>64178240
Is this before or after india gets nuked in ww3?
Anonymous No.64178449
>>64178163 (OP)
South Africa had a virus designed to kill melanin enriched folk via the sickle cell. Maybe do something like that for call center cretins.
Anonymous No.64178479
>>64178163 (OP)
either pair dysentery with arsenic to spread over their water supply or make some chemical similar to modern pesticides that attract the pests and are slow acting so they bring them to their breeders. make it cow shit flavored or something.
Anonymous No.64178607 >>64180313
>>64178373
A little private war between two N. Burmese villages. Warriors went over the hills and came back with severed Naga heads. He took a picture of it. Also, shooting monkeys, alternately with a carbine or Thompson. Oh, and Jeets throwin rocks at American jeeps because the Anglos put the treasonous Jap collaborators on trial.
Anonymous No.64179083 >>64180313 >>64180329
>>64178163 (OP)
Are biological weapons allowed
Anonymous No.64179489
>>64178240
You can really fucking tell that whoever made that graph (regardless of what country "Visual Capitalist" is registered in) is Indian.
Anonymous No.64179538 >>64180360
I pick China.
I convince the countries of Iran, Afghanistan and Myanmar to help me and let me deploy my forces along the borders they share with India and Pakistan. I don't immediately attack India and Pakistan and quickly but quietly build garrisons in key areas.
I would start the culling with air raids on military targets to take out the small handfull of aircraft they have. Anti air fire will probably be an issue but shouldn't be too hard to deal with. After that I would blow up bridges, highways and mountain passes to make escape by car impossible, forcing the jeets to go on foot. I would then deploy heavily concentrated nerve agents into all the bodies of water I can find, then crop dust a majority of the country with aerosolized nerve agents and other chemical weapons.
Even with Chinas large number of troops occupying a stretch of land thats around 2000 miles in length would be almost impossible, so I would concentrate my ground forces in areas that would see the most foot traffic by jeets trying to escape and patrol the other harder to reach areas in places like the mountains with lightly armed UAV's to take out smaller congregations of jeets thinking that they are being sneaky.
I would have my navy patrol the waters about 10 miles off the coast of india and pakistan to blow up any shitty rafts and boats trying to get out. All the jeets that are in the water will be left to drown.
After the borders are contained and no jeets can easily get out, I would continue dropping chemical weapons onto the whole country. After about 5 years I would send in ground troops from Afghanistan eastward to slowly clear all the land of Pakistan and India for any stragglers that have somehow managed to survive till now.
Good thread.
Anonymous No.64180313 >>64181260
>>64178607
>Warriors went over the hills and came back with severed Naga heads.
Huwt?
>>64179083
Sure, but know indians are already that so idk how effective theyll be
Anonymous No.64180322 >>64180368
>shit goblins
>1.5b of them
>in an area the size of India.

Kek. Let me guess, this area also just so happens to be located in the southwest quadrant of Asia and is roughly rhombus-shaped?
Anonymous No.64180329
>>64179083
Fight fire with fire. Smart. But then once you’re done with 1.5b shit goblins, you still have to deal with 1.5b niggers.
Anonymous No.64180332
>>64178163 (OP)
America has better chemicals.
Anonymous No.64180360
>>64179538
Interesting approach.
Id use americs to gain Air dominance.
Than bomb a bit every exit and bridge and highway.
After that bring in b1 and start carpet bombing with dumb munition.
Exprcialy try to start fire
Anonymous No.64180368 >>64180435
>>64180322
>roughly rhombus-shaped?
>a rhombus (pl.: rhombi or rhombuses) is a quadrilateral whose four sides all have the same length.
No. Nothing like it.
Anonymous No.64180395
>>64178163 (OP)
Pump industrial grade estrogens and chemical castration agents into every river that originates in Tibet and flows into india, then wait 20 years as their birth rate drops to 0
Anonymous No.64180435
>>64180368
>Roughly - adverb - in a manner lacking refinement and precision
Anonymous No.64180476
>>64178163 (OP)
Cutting india off from the outside world completely would result in it crashing back to a lower population than it had pre-industrialization. Their population is massively inflated by the benefits of being able to trade with outsiders.
Anonymous No.64181260
>>64180313
Anonymous No.64181274
>>64178259
>money wasting democrats
>fiscally responsible republicans
Anonymous No.64181277
>>64178217
This. Play as america and cut off foreign aid
Anonymous No.64181876
>>64178240
>There's no stopping 1.65 billion people
You've never won a war in history.
Anonymous No.64183016
China and i walk my tanks trough pakistan , while planes drop some spicy bioweapons from Whumao laboratories