Thread 64179527

My defeat, victory, punishment and reward are now all confounded

Previous: >>64161578
>Images (limit reached)

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!

>>>/wsg/5959650
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756345959502234.mp4

Fellers, where do I find a hot Yandere Serbian gal?

Where did Al-Bhukari even go? I got questions for him about substitute teaching. Also latest PSG episode confirmed Stocking uses 4chan

>>64179674
He is a full-time pimp now, upgraded to floozy wrangler

>>64179660
You're less annoying than Chairforce Schizo

>>64179674
Claims to have been preoccupied with a girlfriend. When confronted with Rule 32, he resorted to a non sequitur then changed the subject so we must presume instead that his alcohol consumption has gotten worse and al-Bukhari finds himself in a downward spiral

>>64179708
>I'm not entirely a fag
lez go

>>64179551
>G3 with FAL handguard

>>64179746
the fuck you talking about?

What am I without my enemies?

>>64179713
Indeed, your Eastern European preference reminds me of /k/ in the before times when com bloc surplus dominated the board

>>64179746
NTA but your eyes are playing tricks on you

>>64179770
I love Serbia and Croatia my boy (and their women)

>>64179777
Checked but the Croats were amongst the first to separate from Yugoslavia under the Serbs

>>64179804
I swear to god being correctly racist towards the different Balkanites is so FUCKING HARD.

Although to save you 90+ hours of research going back to the middle ages...
>Serbs and Croats: same fellers, same religion, different branch, that's why they hate each other (not much I have seen in recent years)
>Serbs and Bosnians: Ethnic Bosniaks are generally more turk due to being muslim from turks, and Bosnia-Serbs (Serbs in Republika Srpska) are just serbs that live in Bosnia but are the same as Serbs (by extension croats)
>Serbs and Albanians: Albanians are also more muslim because of turk influence, and they fight over wether Kosovo is Serbia or Albania (Generally speaking Kosovo is Serbia, because something something Serbian Kingdom in the middle ages)
>Serbs and Greeks: don't know, they call em gay
>Serbs and Slovenes: also call them gay, femboys, and German-wannabees (so do croats)
>Serbs and Romanians: gay for each other

But to show love conquers all, I look into all this so I can back up my future Croatian/Serbian wife.

>>64179834
>Balkan a vs Balkan b
They're all the same.

>>64179840
*except for Bosnians and Albanians

Serbs and Croats have permission to be united, after all Tito was a Croat and was working with Serbs during WW2 so they have that. Although there was even more bullshit between Chetniks, the Nazis, and the Ustase but that's for another day

>>64179834
>90+ hours of research going back to the middle ages
I commend you for venturing down that rabbit hole. I remember taking a Russian and Slavic Film Studies in the before times, watching No Man's Land [2000] and thinking "Wow, Bosniaks are assholes and secularism doesn't stand a chance with them in control of anything." This was years before I saw Remove Kebab memes

>>64179805
I extract Catbox codes from filenames, thanks.

>>64179874
90 hours of research is a bit of an exaggeration, but it took a long ass time to figure it all out, and I will admit the Remove kebab meme and other Serbian/Croatian turbofolk spurred me to hate Bosnians but it was already based on a preexisting hate for muzzies.

The ChetniksXNazisXUstase was more straight forward but still fugged

>>64179848
Nah. Bosnians are the same as Serbs and Croats. The cope about them being more Turkish is a meme.

>serbs, croats, bosnians
all the same thing, same ethnicity, different religions. It's like pretending Austrians and Germans are actually different, nobody really believes it we just play along to make them feel better.
>macedonians and bulgarians
very similar slavic subdivision to serbo-croatians. Also both are fond of names that don't even really apply, Bulgarians aren't Bulgars and Macedonians aren't Macedonian. Someone should study why they are like this.
>Albanians
Not slavic at all, actually different from the others
>Romanians
Not slavic at all, actually Magyars pretending to be slavs pretending to be Romans
>Greeks
Actually Turks cosplaying. They're so bad at it they even forget they're the ones who named Istanbul, it's a Greek term not Turkish.
>Turks
Greeks who think they're Romans who think they're Mongols.

FUCK I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE AND I MUST TAKE THE TRIP OFF

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>>64179895
All this Yugo posting has suddenly reminded me that the PL-UA-RU spammer is gone. Either the Balkans are of no concern to him or he kept his promise about leaving if al-Bukhari ever frigged off

I think I need to resign, I have severely fucked up

>>64179901
Based

>>64179906
Based

>>64179911
Don't worry, it'll probably blow over soon enough

I just realized that there are barely any anime FPS/3rd person shooter games. What a bummer

>>64179934
I dropped a screencap in the wrong group chat but deleted it after a few minutes. It had (You)'s, numbers, everything.

It's over, they know.

>>64179551
>>64179746
>>64179767
>>64179770
You're all wrong That's clearly a FAMAS with an Aim 9 hellfire stripper clip.

>>64179904
>>64179911
>>64180042
Nibber what are you on about

>>64180085
I don't think they noticed but I can't be too sure

Chance of it being over

>>64180117
May this be a lesson for (you). Always think before (you) post.

I like SPAS-12

>>64179911
Post it here lmao

In other news, I want to marry this gun

>>64180183
I will check twice before I ctrl+v something now

>>64180294
>Replies to your post
get fugged

>>64180740
It wasn't anything too special, was a Serbpost on a different board.

Sidenote: more serb

>>64179906
>he kept his promise about leaving if al-Bukhari ever frigged off
Holy shit we won guys

>>64180698
Need more THICC gun girls, gotta have that mass to counteract recoil and the legs to provide a stable shooting base. Why do japs hate thick thighs?

>>64179834
What about Wallachians?

>>64180698
Love the SPAS-12 and SPAS-12

>>64181138
Post it then.

>>64181294
Bittersweet victory when /ak/ itself is on the verge of death

>>64180066
>FAMAS
Reminds of the one that image of Andou with a G2

All but two of my guns have been purchased because of anime. Most of the guns I don't yet own but want are because of anime. I wish there were more guns I were interested on their own merits but alas.

>>64181805
>Gunko Pops
Yeah, you'd fit right in over at /hg/

>>64180982
FLAT

>>64181805
Based.

tactical feet

>>64181494
Well from my 15 seconds of research theyre Romanians so theyre Romanians

>>64181681
Hate to phone post and take up the limit, but if its to shut you up here

Side note: cool boats in San Diego

>>64181492
Wouldn't mind a big booty gun
>>64181533
But Father, what about Annabelle?

the new panty and stocking season is pretty decent

>>64182575
Would fight and die for (fight to keep her, die because she sat with her full weight)

>>64182575
Thats why I give SPAS-12 to Freeman

>>64182092
Holy SHIT

>>64180698
>>64182575
Boo

>>64182877
Tasteless slob

>>64182575
Fat gals make the same neural wiring in my brain fire as when I look at flat gals, so I would fugg em

>>64183183
My nigga

>>64183183
Then how would you feel about a fat flat gal?

>tfw you will never wake up in bed with a throbbing pain in your ribs and blood on the sheets
>there is a lot of blood
>you will never find RPK-16 in your bed naked, clinging to your body, her hands bloody
>despite the fact you just changed the locks, again
>RPK-16 will never give you a loving kiss and tell you that she has carved her name on your chest
>She will never tell you that she will always be closest to your heart, literally
>you will never have wild loving babymaking sex while you are almost passing out from sheer bloodloss

I love my wife RPK-16!

>>64183215
Her shirt unironically looks cool

Footslut!