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Anonymous No.64181246 >>64181279 >>64181285 >>64181297 >>64181301 >>64181342 >>64181343 >>64182697 >>64182711 >>64182772 >>64182787 >>64182934 >>64183204
What gun would fit best a modern aristocrat?
Anonymous No.64181251 >>64181297 >>64181317 >>64183014
Whatever guns their bodyguards want to carry.
Anonymous No.64181279
>>64181246 (OP)
Anonymous No.64181285 >>64181297 >>64181317
>>64181246 (OP)
Having other people fight for him.
Anonymous No.64181297
>>64181246 (OP)
Probably something very fancy like a Korth revolver or such.

>>64181251
>>64181285
Naturally, but a rich man can easily see the appeal in a finely made weapon as a status symbol, and just the freedom and power of having a personal weapon on you alone, perhaps in a setting where not everyone is just allowed to carry a weapon legally.
Anonymous No.64181301 >>64181317
>>64181246 (OP)
A collection of fine custom fit sporting rifles and shotguns. Aristocrats don't need arms for defense since they pay other people to protect them. Keeping arms for defense of self and county is distinctly a yoeman thing.
Anonymous No.64181317 >>64181371 >>64181631
>>64181301
>>64181285
>>64181251
Kings and Nobles still had sword despite nobody fighting directly on the frontline since the times of Alexander.
Anonymous No.64181336
Aristocrats are traditionally expected to play military roles. Being able to fight is part of their duty and privilege.
https://youtu.be/JzT1smNn5Fw
https://youtu.be/037Mc-6MZQA
Anonymous No.64181340
H&H SxS double rifle, engraved and inlaid, chambered for the Nitro Express cartridge of your choosing
Anonymous No.64181342
>>64181246 (OP)
A flintlock.
Anonymous No.64181343
>>64181246 (OP)
Something jewish
Anonymous No.64181371
>>64181317
Swords were as much tokens of rank as they were weapons
Anonymous No.64181631 >>64181635
>>64181317
>despite nobody fighting directly on the frontline since the times of Alexander
ACKSHYUALLY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Hastings#Battle
>The Carmen claims that William had two horses killed under him during the fighting, but William of Poitiers's account states that it was three.
>Harold appears to have died late in the battle, although accounts in the various sources are contradictory. [...] Harold's death left the English forces leaderless, and they began to collapse.[101] Many of them fled, but the soldiers of the royal household gathered around Harold's body and fought to the end.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Crécy
>Famously, blind King John of Bohemia tied his horse's bridle to those of his attendants and galloped into the twilight; all were dragged from their horses and killed.
>Philip [King Phillip VI of France] himself was caught up in the fighting, had two horses killed under him, and received an arrow in the jaw.
>According to a count made by the English heralds after the battle, the bodies of 1,542 French noble men-at-arms were found (perhaps not including the hundreds who died in the clash of the following day).
>A disproportionate number of magnates featured among the slain on the French side, including one king (John of Bohemia), nine princes, ten counts, a duke, an archbishop and a bishop.[39][162] According to Ayton, these heavy losses can also be attributed to the chivalric ideals held by knights of the time, since nobles would have preferred to die in battle, rather than dishonourably flee the field, especially in view of their fellow knights.
Anonymous No.64181635 >>64181666
>>64181631
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_the_Black_Prince#Battle_of_Crécy
>When the Genoese bowmen were discomfited and the front line of the French was in some disorder, Edward apparently left his position to attack their second line. At this moment, however, the Count of Alençon charged his division with such fury that Edward was in great danger, and the leaders who commanded with him sent a messenger to tell Edward III that he was in great straits and to beg for assistance.[14] When Edward III learned that his son was not wounded, he responded that he would send no help, for he wished to give Edward the opportunity to "win his spurs" (he was in fact already a knight), and to allow him and those who had charge of him the honour of the victory. Edward was thrown to the ground and was rescued by Sir Richard Fitz-Simon, his standard-bearer, who threw down the banner, stood over his body, and beat back his assailants while he regained his feet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt#Main_French_assault
>According to contemporary English accounts, Henry fought hand to hand. Upon hearing that his youngest brother Humphrey, Duke of Gloucester had been wounded in the groin, Henry took his household guard and stood over his brother, in the front rank of the fighting, until Humphrey could be dragged to safety. The king received an axe blow to the head, which knocked off a piece of the crown that formed part of his helmet.
Anonymous No.64181666
>>64181635
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Flodden
>James IV was killed in the fighting and became the last monarch from Great Britain to die in battle. That and the loss of a large proportion of the nobility led to a political crisis in Scotland.
>It is unclear whether James had seen the difficulty encountered by the battle of the three earls, but he followed them down the slope regardless, making for Surrey's formation. James has been criticised for placing himself in the front line, thereby putting himself in personal danger and losing his overview of the field. He was, however, well-known for taking risks in battle and it would have been out of character for him to stay back. Encountering the same difficulties as the previous attack, James's men nevertheless fought their way to Surrey's bodyguard but no further.
>As the nineteenth-century antiquarian John Riddell supposed, nearly every noble family in Scotland would have lost a member at Flodden.
This is just from a couple of battles off the top of my head, exclusively drawing from English history; I guarantee there is far, far more.
Even in leadership roles (commanding an army, down to coordinating a specific group of soldiers), without radios their orders and sitreps would only be able to travel as fast as a messenger (unless their name was Van Ripper I guess) and even then with no guarantee of actually reaching the intended destination, which required them to be be much closer to the front to effectively manage their dudes, putting them at far greater likelihood of getting caught up in fighting anyway.
Anonymous No.64182682
One of those top break .357 Webleys
Anonymous No.64182697
>>64181246 (OP)
1911
Anonymous No.64182711
>>64181246 (OP)
Probably some super ornate revolver. More a statement of wealth than a practical weapon since modern Aristos never get their hands dirty.
Anonymous No.64182772
>>64181246 (OP)
>S&W .38 special
>HK .45 pistol
Anonymous No.64182787
>>64181246 (OP)
Ruger Mini-14
Anonymous No.64182895
Anonymous No.64182934
>>64181246 (OP)
something illegal/banned/prohibited (assuming guns themselves aren't banned by default in whatever shithole they rule, anyway). bling is for nouveau riche simpletons. the real display of power is owning and using something that flagrantly breaks the law, knowing full well you're above consequences.
or, more realistically, whatever they're comfortable with, assuming they actually care about firearms. most likely something they were given by a company as a gift.
Anonymous No.64182940
>What gun would fit best a modern aristocrat?
Anonymous No.64183014
>>64181251
Tech bros don't carry guns. They are spineless cowardly pedophiles. Not allegedly but factually btw. They hire guards they can blackmail to protect them or they get sacrificed to Molag Balenstein; an ancient babylonian demon god from the times of king Davidburg. When was the last time you saw Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, or Sam Altman at a Walmart?
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Anonymous No.64183204
>>64181246 (OP)
probably nothing bling, that's for dictators and druglords. most likely some form of heritage auction tier shotguns that sit on the wall