>>64184632
>I've never hear a protestant support one of the megachurches
Yeah bro, they just sprout up out of nowhere and fill stadiums by magic.
Every Protestant: "not my denomination tho" while Joel Osteen laughs his way into another mansion.
At least when Catholics pass the basket, we’re not buying the priest a fog machine and a rock band for Sunday service.
>>64184669
>Been here since 1634
Congrats, your family’s been LARPing for 400 years straight.
“Monks” in America = dudes brewing beer in Wisconsin barns. Cute hobby, not a tradition.
Enjoy your Costco-Catholicism, discount aisle spirituality.
>>64184673
>Where is the pope from again?
From Chicago, exactly where every saint in history dreamed of coming from.
Nothing screams Apostolic Tradition like deep-dish pizza and Cubs merch.
>>64184716
>universal = anyone can LARP
Yeah bro, “universal” doesn’t mean “zero standards.”
McDonald’s is worldwide too, doesn’t make a Big Mac haute cuisine.
Keep coping with your Walmart-Catholicism.
>>64185694
>even California valley girls and liberals have more fucking common sense than a European
Lmao bro, your country can’t even drink milk without half the population shitting themselves.
Keep lecturing Europe while overdosing on corn syrup and fentanyl.