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Anonymous No.64193290 >>64193790 >>64194282 >>64194783 >>64194823 >>64196458 >>64197855 >>64198627 >>64208743 >>64211412 >>64219455 >>64220081 >>64223518 >>64226559
Why bring an assault umbrella?
Anonymous No.64193301 >>64225204
lol
Anonymous No.64193311 >>64193326 >>64193351 >>64193370 >>64193375 >>64195187 >>64199733 >>64208739 >>64225204
>thaught it was AR-15
how?
Anonymous No.64193326 >>64193391 >>64193394 >>64195558 >>64195679 >>64195679 >>64195836
>>64193311
Anonymous No.64193351 >>64193359 >>64194139 >>64195082
>>64193311
People are paranoid of all these mass shooting by the right. Thats why we need to expedite a bill to control the assault weapons
Anonymous No.64193359
>>64193351
nice bait.
Anonymous No.64193364 >>64193387
It looks more like a samurai sword. I have one in Bongland (as in a umbrella that looks like a sword, it even is designed to go on your back like an anime protag blade)... I don't use it because it's probably illegal. Like everything here.
Anonymous No.64193370 >>64193383
>>64193311
It's folded over 9000 times
Anonymous No.64193375 >>64193396
>>64193311
They watched The Kingsmen too many times.
Anonymous No.64193383 >>64194301 >>64194792
>>64193370
I get that it looks like a sword. but an AR15? reminds me of a time at Disney land when a balloon popping caused a stampede because people thought it was a gunshot.
Anonymous No.64193387
>>64193364
Im jealous. US should be the same
Anonymous No.64193391
>>64193326
>Now I see.
>You deny your umbrella it’s purpose!
>It yearns to bathe in the rain of your local clouds!
Anonymous No.64193394 >>64196489 >>64197015 >>64197675
>>64193326
Videogames are for children
Anonymous No.64193396 >>64193408 >>64194154 >>64201931 >>64211400 >>64226668
>>64193375
Honestly somebody should make something like that, it's be retarded but I feel like that would absolutely work 9/10 irl.
Anonymous No.64193408
>>64193396
Get keltec on the phone.
Anonymous No.64193790 >>64194024 >>64214669
>>64193290 (OP)
This is my nearest city, it's deep blue and deep in drugs and poverty. It was just dumb nigger shit. They even sell "samurai" (anime store) swords IN the mall, and NY itself just ruled favorably on a case where a guy walking with a sword proved he was going home and a car or taxi was an unjust financial burden to exercise a right.
Anonymous No.64194024 >>64194147 >>64194313 >>64194827
>>64193790
I hope you get your skull bashed in by a black chad
Anonymous No.64194139
>>64193351
Then we’ll mass shoot you with not-assault rifles.
Anonymous No.64194147
>>64194024
Those are called Tyrone’s and do you know what favorably means
Anonymous No.64194154
>>64193396
Umbrellas are pretty decent at stopping low velocity projectiles but very bad at fast ones like bullets. It would be prohibitively heavy. Decent against arrows though, but it can't be fully extended and taut because then they also just pass through.
Anonymous No.64194282
>>64193290 (OP)

These umbrellas are a popular souvenir here in Japan. I knew it was just a matter of time until some bobby in the UK asked for an umbrella loicanse, or some roided out GWOT vet school security guard freaked out and shot a kid because he thought it was a weapon. I guess that they'll be taken off the market now. Fucking mass shooters.
Anonymous No.64194301
>>64193383
my dad did that at Busch gardens around the section 8's and thought it was high comedy. which it was.
Anonymous No.64194313 >>64194577
>>64194024
Fuck niggers
Anonymous No.64194577 >>64194647
>>64194313
Yes white women fucks blacks. Next
Anonymous No.64194647
>>64194577
Based.
Anonymous No.64194783
>>64193290 (OP)
Wow, it has a katana handle.
Who needs an umbrella when you have a car? 15 minute walkable city public transportation euroboo liberals, that's who.
Anonymous No.64194792
>>64193383
It has a sling, you should see the security cam pictures.
Anonymous No.64194823 >>64194959 >>64195177
>>64193290 (OP)
>people thought
>people
Translation: one hysterical Karen who wouldn't shut up about it worked everyone into a panic
Anonymous No.64194827
>>64194024
Stop killing kids you tranny freak
Anonymous No.64194959 >>64194974
>>64194823
Wow blame her for having survival instincts huh? Wtf is wrong with you
Anonymous No.64194974
>>64194959
This. Any American should be aware of their surroundings and ready to respond to their instincts about a possible mass shooter with a long gun in a public place, because it happens so often. Survival in America often depends on it. I agree with you 100% anon.
Anonymous No.64195082 >>64195655 >>64195720 >>64195870 >>64207192
>>64193351
Except almost all the unhinged lunatics that do these things are some flavor of gay, troon, commie, or all three. Curious.
Anonymous No.64195177 >>64195664 >>64197377
>>64194823
the womens job is and was to tell the men, who were out hunting during the day, what they saw.
They are designed to see and blabber about as many things as possible with a focus on uncanny behaviour.
It is the mans job to appropiately filter these blabberings. Karen did her Job.
Anonymous No.64195187 >>64197838 >>64201987
>>64193311
It's long and black like an AR
Anonymous No.64195558 >>64219980
>>64193326
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
Anonymous No.64195655
>>64195082
Touch grass
Anonymous No.64195664 >>64195692 >>64208749
>>64195177
Ok incel.
Anonymous No.64195679 >>64196086 >>64196249 >>64202009
>>64193326
>>64193326
???
Anonymous No.64195692 >>64197300
>>64195664
its true thou. it doesnt mean we are defined by this, as individuals, but our interactions still are.
so many conflicts between the genders could be prevented if people realized this and stopped judging it.
Anonymous No.64195720 >>64196258
>>64195082
you're lying lmfao white niggas do the most mass shootings
Anonymous No.64195836 >>64196001 >>64196249
>>64193326
The receiver and magazine are backwards
Anonymous No.64195870
>>64195082
2 people is almost all?
Anonymous No.64196001
>>64195836
It's not actually a gun, it's a system to make the blade draw quicker by literally "shooting" it out of its sheath
Anonymous No.64196086 >>64196249
>>64195679
you flip it around and hold the sword grip over/against your shoulder I think
Anonymous No.64196249
>>64195679
>>64195836
>>64196086
https://youtu.be/7VRKivazMqU?feature=shared
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iaijutsu
Anonymous No.64196258 >>64197308
>>64195720
>white niggas
No, it’s the black niggas. But niggers slaughtering eachother and hitting 20 random people in a crowd (sights are about their cognitive endowment) is so expected and ordinary that it hardly even makes the local news.

Did you know black women have a higher murder and mass shooting rate than white men?
Anonymous No.64196458 >>64196906
>>64193290 (OP)
Do cops really need DSLR cameras? Like, I get it if you're into photo, but wouldn't a modern smartphone be enough for taking picks of evidence?
Anonymous No.64196478
Worse, looks like a chinesium katana.
Anonymous No.64196489 >>64197315
>>64193394
Starsector is better than anything hollywood makes.
Anonymous No.64196906 >>64197142 >>64201907 >>64214637
>>64196458
>Do cops really need DSLR cameras?
No, but they definitely need some kind of actual camera.

>but wouldn't a modern smartphone be enough for taking picks of evidence?
No. Smartphone cameras are dogshit in general, and in particular they're wildly inadequate for legal proceedings on top of being inconvenient, fragile and insecure.
Anonymous No.64197015 >>64197311 >>64208747
>>64193394
>everything is children
>i like nothing
>i live in a bumbster and own nothing like a real man
Leave the internet caffe retard
Anonymous No.64197142 >>64197147 >>64197406
>>64196906
>s-smartphone cameras are d-d-dogshit!!!
opinion immediately discarded
iphone 16 camera would have sounded like a lie 10 years ago, and like magic before that
it is better than the cameras Kubrick used for 2001: A Space Odyssey and you can fit 3 of them in your pocket with enough battery for 6 hours filming each and save to the cloud with infinite storage for basically free

and they get better every year
Anonymous No.64197147
>>64197142
forgot to mention they do it for $1k BidenBux, about the same cost as a cup of coffee
Anonymous No.64197300 >>64197401
>>64195692
Have sex please I beg you
Anonymous No.64197308 >>64197342 >>64197395 >>64198054 >>64200126 >>64201916 >>64219952 >>64223467 >>64226518
>>64196258
Cope more timmy. Your women loves our cock llol lmao
Anonymous No.64197311 >>64197368
>>64197015
Grow up
Anonymous No.64197315
>>64196489
>b-but what about
Movies are also also shit, child
Anonymous No.64197342 >>64197671
>>64197308
>white people make up ~60% of the population
>this graph shows they commit 54% of mass shootings
this doesn't say what you think it says.
Anonymous No.64197368 >>64197660 >>64198322
>>64197311
never, i'll never become a depressed old faggot who wallows in his misery and uses it as a token of pride in conversations lmao.
Anonymous No.64197377
>>64195177
>gives wildly inaccurate, misleading reports
She would get her village killed. Feed her to a tiger.
Anonymous No.64197395 >>64197667
>>64197308
>tiny nigger incel on /k/ has powerfantasy where he is some hood nigga goin down sexual style on a huwite woman
that's adorable lil' nigga but you're looking kinda silly. now go get me my doordash order, i might even tip you.
Anonymous No.64197401
>>64197300
>h-have sex incel
*FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT*
that's about the level of effort this post deserves in reply.
Anonymous No.64197406 >>64214637
>>64197142
you think this because you don't know anything about imaging
Anonymous No.64197660
>>64197368
You sound like a bitter kid already. Lmao
Anonymous No.64197667 >>64226518
>>64197395
Wipe your tears first then say it again
Anonymous No.64197671 >>64197684 >>64197685 >>64226518
>>64197342
What it says is 84>26
Inb4 muh per capita. Only incels say that
Anonymous No.64197675 >>64198298
>>64193394
4chan is for edgy teenagers but here you are pushing 35 and still angry on the internet
Anonymous No.64197684 >>64197696
>>64197671
>muh per capita
it's true though
Anonymous No.64197685 >>64200126
>>64197671
Is this bait?
Anonymous No.64197696 >>64199371 >>64200126
>>64197684
This one still sticks out to me as the most unbelievable nigger idiosyncrasy. It’s hard to comprehend that they cannot comprehend it. The first time I encountered the words “per capita” was when i was like 12 and looking at countries ranked by whatever it was, then I saw “per capita”, then right underneath it “per 100k” and instantly I’m like “ah ok that’s what I means, yeah you would control for population size”. But it’s simply impossible to get this through to a simian peanut brain.
Anonymous No.64197838
>>64195187
An AR huh?
Anonymous No.64197855 >>64197859 >>64205060
>>64193290 (OP)
I mean, the handle kinda looks like a katana. Are they stupid? Why didn't they confuse it with a katana?
Anonymous No.64197859
>>64197855
To normies, media, and antigunners, all scary black things are AR15s
Anonymous No.64198054
>>64197308
>source: motherjones
Anonymous No.64198298 >>64198304 >>64198306
>>64197675
>Admitting hes an edgy incel teenager
Cringe lol lmao
Anonymous No.64198304 >>64198337
>>64198298
>incel
projection
Anonymous No.64198306
>>64198298
Based. Btfo that virgin
Anonymous No.64198322
>>64197368
ok renter
Anonymous No.64198337
>>64198304
Not him but only incels watch anigay or play videogames. Fact
Anonymous No.64198409
A lot beak posters ITT
Anonymous No.64198627
>>64193290 (OP)
the katana handle is a nice touch
Anonymous No.64199371 >>64226518
>>64197696
Serious cope
Anonymous No.64199733
>>64193311
Questioning the depths of people's retardation is not wise. It is known to be an endless abyss that swallows explorers whole.
Anonymous No.64200126 >>64200215
>>64197308
Unknown/unclear doing a lot of work here
>>64197685
>>64197696
Probably bait but unfortuntately indisdiguishable from an innumerate nigger. DESU I am unsure if they really just don't get it, or they think denying it is some trick that defuses every crime stat.
Anonymous No.64200215
>>64200126
A post from black Twitter, from memory:

>”per capita is a magical statistic that turns numbers into new numbers that fit the white supremacist narrative”

Although if per capita is explained to them (slowly) in terms of basketball or penis size, they seem to briefly understand, though that understanding does not generalize and carry over into other things like crime stats, because all niggers ate breakfast this morning. “The fuck do basketball got to do with murder?”

Unrelated but I bet blacks are secretly very proud of their high murder rates. It’s the most primal form of dominance, Darwin loves it, the girls love it, and they don’t understand anything more than that. “I’ll kill you” is their default argument against any criticism of blacks. It fits the template of the midwit meme, kinda. “Might is right”, or “control the top of the escalation ladder”, except the nigger’s violence is impulsive, wanton, indiscriminate, disproportionate, comes at great personal cost, and is seldom met in kind. The top of the escalation ladder, insofar as they can comprehend such things, is just pack-hunting and sucker punching unsuspecting victims. In reality though, it’s more like splitting the atom and engulfing the planet in flames, but this is way beyond their cognitive endowment to even conceive of.

Anyway, this is /k/, so here is a picture of 7.5FK cartridges punctuated by 9mm, 5.56, and 7.62. I’ve been geeking out over this lately. Not a very good cartridge, but I like that we’re cramming big and energetic cartridges into pistol grips now.
Anonymous No.64201907
>>64196906
Bruh what
Any better and smartphone could replace aircraft optics
Joke aside smartphone camera are on par with 600$ camera
They are stupid good
If this continue i would not be surprise if smartphone comes with gen3 termals in 6 years
Anonymous No.64201916
>>64197308
Ok now add political afiliation
>graf now shows 100% of noguns leftist cause mass shooting
Anonymous No.64201931
>>64193396

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_umbrella

Similar, at least in the gun bit
Anonymous No.64201987
>>64195187
Speaking of cosmetics do you think we could get machine guns legalized as long as they have a wooden body so the urban goycattle aren't spooked by them?
Anonymous No.64202009 >>64202309 >>64211786
>>64195679
It's a sheathe for a katana. You pull the trigger to fire it amd launch the blade. No this is not treated seriously and it is done by a white Brazilian man who's just happy to be there.
Anonymous No.64202309 >>64204121 >>64204140
>>64202009
This is why adults hate videogames. You manchildren are embarassing
Anonymous No.64204121 >>64207146
>>64202309
I'm sorry you're so fragile you can't stand someone enjoying himself in a silly way. Hope you get better.
Anonymous No.64204140 >>64207160
>>64202309
cool, you gonna leave us and our hobby alone then?
Anonymous No.64205060
>>64197855
Not even a concealed blade. If they want to be afraid they should worry more about invisible things.
Anonymous No.64207146 >>64207161
>>64204121
Ah yes happy. Isnt that the reason trannies troon themselves out? To ?ake themselves happy?
Youre worse than troons jej
Anonymous No.64207160
>>64204140
As long as you fuck off to /v/ or whatever board kids go to nowadays.
Anonymous No.64207161 >>64207178
>>64207146
>can't stand the thought of being happy because... troons, for some reason
I bet you'd fit way better on another board.
Anonymous No.64207178
>>64207161
I mean there are hobbies and things you could do to make you happy and other people will absolutely judge you for it. Its one of those, its a kid hobby and everyone knows it. Everyone looks down on you and thinks youre a manchild. Its a fact
Anonymous No.64207192
>>64195082
>Gay
Elephant isn't a documentary, anon
Anonymous No.64208739 >>64212231 >>64220007
>>64193311
because this is what you're dealing with.
Anonymous No.64208743
>>64193290 (OP)
Anonymous No.64208747
>>64197015
what color is your Lamborghini?
Anonymous No.64208749
>>64195664
Anonymous No.64211400
>>64193396
https://youtu.be/6SaFJLHa-Vk

Hacksmith already did, though it's not possible to make the umbrella bulletproof with current materials yet and he made it an air rifle instead of a firearm.
Anonymous No.64211412
>>64193290 (OP)
Anonymous No.64211786
>>64202009
>white
>Brazilian
Anonymous No.64212231
>>64208739
Shit man, I remember seeing that live. I couldn’t believe it was real.
Anonymous No.64214637
>>64196906
>>64197406
I know quite a bit about imaging and have been doing photo for the past 10 years or so. I was also in forensics, we and literally documented evidence that would go to judges with smartphones. They're absolutely sufficient for this task.
The ONLY thing I can think of that may be interesting for police are macro lenses, in case you somehow need to take a really up-close image that you for whatever reason can't take back in the lab.
Everything else is useless for evidence. Bokeh? Literally counterproductive. High ISO? Useless, shine a flashlight at it, it's supposed to be visible not look like a photoshoot. Different focal lengths? Completely useless for evidence.
Anonymous No.64214669
>>64193790
This is also my nearest city and god damn the lefties in Syracuse are both deeply retarded and too dumb to realize they are.

Also there are very few places to shoot out here.
Anonymous No.64219426
not 1 reference to the penguin and his umbrella gun?

pathetic
Anonymous No.64219455 >>64220086
>>64193290 (OP)
>used to have paranoid delusions as a kid someone might call the cops on me for carrying a black umbrella
>thought I was retarded when I was older, but I was 100% right
Anonymous No.64219952
>>64197308
Go back
Anonymous No.64219980
>>64195558
THE ONLY ONE LEFT!
Anonymous No.64220007
>>64208739
a yes, 65 porcent more bullet per bullet ahhhhhh type of shit anon.
Anonymous No.64220081 >>64220098
>>64193290 (OP)
Why's his body camera have a triforce?
Anonymous No.64220086 >>64223382
>>64219455
You were retarded, but also right, because everyone is retarded.
Anonymous No.64220098
>>64220081
It's trying to look like a camera shutter
Anonymous No.64223382
>>64220086
this is the philosophy i live by
Anonymous No.64223467 >>64223815
>>64197308
I wonder if that has anything to do with most counties referring to anyone who isn't black, as white. This makes race based criminal data completely worthless. I once used that site where you can look up pedos in your area and looked at a Mexican neighborhood, and there were tons of "white" pedos, all named Sanchez, Hernandez, etc.
Anonymous No.64223518
>>64193290 (OP)
"tactical umbrellas" are a real thing you can buy
Anonymous No.64223815 >>64223855
>>64223467
Latinx and the western europe are all white
Anonymous No.64223855 >>64223951
>>64223815
>Latinx
the romans are rolling in their graves right now
Anonymous No.64223951
>>64223855
You mean the historical losers?
Anonymous No.64225204
>>64193311
Everyone knows tactical operators put katana handles on their ARs.

>>64193301
All those dumb Youtubers blowing up watermelons are just ripping off the OG.
Anonymous No.64226518
>>64197308
>>64197667
>>64197671
>>64199371
>Asians and blacks overrepresented
>whites and Latinos underrepresented
Either the stats are crap or your culture is crap. There are no other options
Anonymous No.64226559
>>64193290 (OP)
this happens every time i wear my chud glasses and it is raining
i go outside and i get the cops called on me for walking with an umbrella
they literally don't want me to see and be dry
Anonymous No.64226668
>>64193396
>Honestly somebody should make something like that
The question is what fabric to make it bullet proof. Every thing else is relatively simple and mature concepts.