Thread 64193752

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Anonymous 8/31/2025, 2:59:12 AM No.64193752

/ak/ thread - LOL 2HU HIJACK edition

OLD THREAD: >>64179527

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!

Maids optional (mandatory)

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 3:01:02 AM No.64193759

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 3:02:03 AM No.64193762

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 3:11:37 AM No.64193795 >>64193902 >>64193955

The Yofukashi no Uta thread is having a meltdown over this magnum revolver

Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR 8/31/2025, 3:17:34 AM No.64193818

>tfw I will never be captured and interrogated by a hot Ustase gal, as she tries bribing me with sex to reveal the Chetnik positions.

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 3:27:33 AM No.64193844

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 3:48:13 AM No.64193899 >>64193985

CRUSH COMMUNISM! MARRY TOMBOYS! TURN THEM INTO MOMBOYS!
THE ULTIMATE TRADWIFE? A TOMBOY!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 3:48:56 AM No.64193902

>>64193795
I had to go check. thanks for letting me know.

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 4:05:19 AM No.64193955 >>64193968 >>64193980 >>64193985 >>64194013

>>64193795
i just briefly skimmed it but the problem seems to be that nobody in the crowd noticed the gunshot.

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 4:07:48 AM No.64193968 >>64193980

>>64193955
yeah. I saw a lot of arguing about how loud a gun is by people that obviously don't own any.

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 4:10:40 AM No.64193980 >>64193997 >>64194049

>>64193955
>>64193968
We all watched Shinzo Abe get smoked. Literally all the Japs just sat around going "Eh? Eh???" And nobody ran or did fucking anything. They do actually just do that in real life.

Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR 8/31/2025, 4:11:45 AM No.64193985 >>64194188

>>64193899
But are they Serb/Croat?

>>64193955
McDonald's is a bunch of snitches is all I'm gonna say

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 4:13:49 AM No.64193997 >>64194006

>>64193980
yeah, but from what a gather (I haven't watched the show) no one reacts at all.

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 4:15:18 AM No.64194006 >>64194027

>>64193997
The only reason anyone even slightly reacted is because they were all there to see Shinzo. If it was some random guy, they'd just keep moving like nothing happened.

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 4:17:11 AM No.64194013 >>64194027 >>64194049

>>64193955
that sound ? it were probably a firework or something idk

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 4:20:37 AM No.64194027

>>64194006
>>64194013
from that close? no. even if they thought it was a firework (which is pretty likely) it would still surprise them. .44s are pretty loud and there are several people in ear ringing range.

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 4:25:41 AM No.64194049

>>64193980
>all the Japs just sat around going "Eh? Eh???" And nobody ran or did fucking anything
kek I rewatched the footage and they really did do that. A few did react though but many were just standing around yeah
>>64194013
That would have to be one loud ass firework and even then people would look around wondering where the noise was coming from

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 5:10:00 AM No.64194188 >>64194231

>>64193985
Whatever floats your goat, for me, it's American tomboys.

Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR 8/31/2025, 5:23:52 AM No.64194231

>>64194188
The goat has drowned unfortunately

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 5:24:45 AM No.64194233 >>64194234 >>64194270

What happened to the previous thread?

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 5:25:33 AM No.64194234

>>64194233
it's linked in the OP

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 5:40:20 AM No.64194270 >>64194306

The mere sight of this rifle upsets me no matter the context. Damn you, Chairfoce Schizo– I'm now compromised

>>64194233
That thread is completed

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 5:49:31 AM No.64194284 >>64194297 >>64194306

>get a chicken sandwich, fries, and a soda at mcdonalds after not having eaten fast food in a couple of months
>afterwards i feel like shit
damn that stuff really is poison huh and im sure the soda didnt do me any favors

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 5:54:06 AM No.64194297

>>64194284
Or perhaps you're just in your late 20's / early 30's like me. It's only going to get worse from here on out, anon

Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR 8/31/2025, 5:58:18 AM No.64194306 >>64194316 >>64194327

>>64194270
I feel like the last thread passed really quickly

>>64194284
This is why they say giving a Sprite to a medieval child would obliterate them

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 6:01:47 AM No.64194316 >>64194327 >>64194328

>>64194306
it lasted 3 days, we used to sometimes go through multiple in a day

Anonymous 8/31/2025, 6:06:52 AM No.64194327

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>>64194306
You must be newer than me, anon because /ak/ threads weren't taking 72 hours to reach the image limit until after April. The guilt has driven me to become the only other OP for the last three weeks

>>64194316
I remember those days

Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR 8/31/2025, 6:07:18 AM No.64194328

>>64194316
Everything feels longer, like Friday feels like 4 days ago, and I woke up today at like 5 AM for no reason

That makes zero damn sense but you know what I mean.