Thread 64206059

I am addicted to watching third world military parades.

AWACS onsite

>>64206080
MY SIDES

Everyone gangsta until Mexican yeti with minigun on a UTV shows up

>>64206173
>Unrealistic COD skins

>>64206059 (OP)
Go to the taliban’s YouTube channel, it’s called MoD Afghanistan. You’ll love it.

>>64206173
For the piles of heroin he’s gonna be hiding in?

>>64206059 (OP)
So how brown are you?

When did they they replace the QBZ-95?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71RocmTXvqg

>>64206059 (OP)
So true.

>>64206059 (OP)
>Place live rounds outside the turret completely exposed
But for what purpose?

>>64207576
It was kind of a rushed job to have a modern looking bullpup rifle for when they regained control of Hong Kong, so that they could look good while parading around.

>>64206173
So would that be an Abominable Blow Man?

https://youtu.be/DmiK9v6nO3I?si=5u9F7IujhD9eRuxl
DPRK still has by far the best parades, they look like something out of 40k.

>>64208017
Probably a visual thing, maybe it's originally meant for smoke canisters or something else and they didn't have any actually on hand due to reasons, so they replaced it with live rounds to at least have something there.

>>64207576
started issuing the new gun a few years ago.

>>64206080
You laugh until they do the rope trick and refuse to explain how they did it.

>>64206059 (OP)
One of my favorite youtube channels often mocks military parades. I wish you could speak Spanish so you could listen. Shit had me in stitches.

>>64208142
>tyreese give these niggas a volley

>>64208038
kek

Oh look it's the only guys with actual combat experience in China.

>>64208335
The neolithic age skirmishes on the Indian border?

>>64208384
the Mount&Blade reenactors?!

....!

>>64210014
Jesus Christ

>>64208384
Nope, People's Armed Police, they fought TIP remnants from Syria in Xinjiang, but i think things simmer down now.

>>64208322
>Afix shanks

>>64210175
Is there much information that came out of that? I don't think I've ever seen any videos of it but not entirely surprising given the censorship regime there.

>>64210386
Most shit you'll find is only on weibo, if you know Mandarian at all you can try there.

For the west, only wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xinjiang_conflict#1990s_to_2007

Most of the conflicts were terror attacks and anti-terrorism operations. Specially after the fall of ISIS in Syria, they pretty much cranked the crackdown up to 110 since they didn't want those guys from Syria to come back.

>>64210014
This is jeet/egyptian/belarus clownshow tier

>>64210603
I think we should never do any more parades cause it was never a thing in the first place

>>64210603
Well, we have a president that is in that tier, so it makes sense that things turn out this way.

>>64210014
>This is the best the super super hyper giga powerful ZOG pedo cult could do

Anything good from the China parade?

Did anyone happen to screenshot that cute north korean interpreter that was behind kim while he was speaking with Xi?

>>64210014
Man if I was Trump there would be heads rolling at the Pentagram the next day.
>that will be 300 billion
New law, any service branch who can't pass a audit gets it's budget slashed by 25% until it does.

>>64211269
1. You're stupid and the parade was his idea. These things often have more planning ahead. He wanted to throw himself a birthday parade, and that's why he's not throwing one for the Marines, even though they're turning 250 this year as well.
2. The audits that the branches have failed to pass are mostly due to clerical errors and updating old systems. When this audit was put into place, they didn't expect the services to pass for many years, and they still don't. Also, nice job on punishing yourself by literally decreasing your military capacity over fucking paperwork. You people are clowns.

>>64207576
would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would...

>>64211535
did you see the cowgirls with the big tits?

>>64211546
>big tits?
Those are not the calcium cannons i was expecting, certainly not milkie mausers even.

>>64211546
i wouldnt mind having my balls electrocuted by one of these oriental dragons

>>64211396
Retard the parade was already in the works, it was an Army anniversary, Orange man actually saved the Army from taking the embarrassment.

>>64206059 (OP)
Brought to you by Palantir™

>>64211546
it's time of tactical fking.

>>64206080
That's actually fairly impressive.
Not in a military context mind you, but still.

>>64210618
>>64210630
So true, sister.

>>64211546
wtf they have scopes
Looking at the russo-ukrainian war I was led to believe that scopes are super expensive and most armies don't have them in sufficient numbers...
The super VDV elite invasion force didn't have scopes

>>64206059 (OP)

NGL that vehicle is kino as fuck

>>64212326
Holosun niggggaaa

>>64212326
Its China, they make a lot of red dots and other cheaper optics.

>>64210014
Who the fuck OKd this shit and thought it was a good image for the worlds largest military power? This is the kind of shit you see in African Dictator/Junta controlled parades.

>Your nations armed forces doesn't have at least one Gachimuchi battalion
Why even try to wage wars in the current year of our lord?

>>64206059 (OP)
>our ai divizion are better then urz

>>64210014
BOLO MK1

>>64211660
No. The parades they have are always just the bands and small things like that. They do not include what happened that day. You're just lying. This parade, as it happened, was his idea.

>>64214550
The parade would have gone far better if the troops would have been in combat gear, helmets, ARs, etc. Also more APCs and IFVs, and they should have used some Command and Conquer tracks, imagine Hell March or Generals US main theme while the abrams were rolling, or Enter the Sandman while Deltas and SEALs marched.
Hope they get some if this next year and don't give up.

>>64210014
Holy fucking shit my sides....
How the fuck did I miss this, I saw thirdies and yuroppors clowning on the bad marching order, squeaking tanks, palantir sponsorship and general low effort shit(which is not a good look but still).
This is absolutely unacceptable and horrific, what the fucke were they thinking...

>>64214583
The parade would have gone better if they had just used the people actually dedicated to shit like that, like the several bands the Army has. That's literally their job. Thank God I ETS before the next one.

>>64210014
I cant believe idiots here fall for this every time it gets posted. It's not even the same parade, there are palm trees in the background.

>>64214592
Because it's not the same parade dumbass.

>>64208017
when ammo is stored outside, the explosion caused by them doesn't toss the turret
or maybe to visualize the ammo they shoot?
or what the other anon said.

>>64214604
That, and those displays aren't bad at all. They're small town floats, which is totally cool, and it would have been fine in DC if the President didn't insist on marching vehicles that were probably deadlined two days prior and units that had no business or desire to march in his stupid fucking parade. I would rather have some dumb fucking dork parade that actually looked competent and planned than the shitshow that happened where we pretend to be like the Chinese and Russians and fail at it because nobody there is interested in doing that shit, and even being in the field is preferable to that dumb shit.

>>64214599
I want to see military units rolling to the sound of metal, how hard is that to understand?

>>64214628
It's not hard, anon. I understand. I just think you're stupid. Nobody wants to be in a retarded parade like that.

>>64206059 (OP)
Test

>>64210014
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA LMAO is this that famous trump parade? fucking hell somebody post the full thing, i need this laugh

>>64212332
top tier taste, wheeled armoured turreted vehicles are aesthetic as fuck

>>64212428
>that fucking swole dude flexing to fuck
lmaoing and genuinely impressed at the same time
honestly this is what military parades should be about

>>64211574
>milkie mausers
kek, I'm keeping that one.

>>64210014
>Ok guys orders just came in from the president
>We're to make cardboard models of ships

Whats funny is that Chinkshills have to talk about the American parade to generate any kind of interest in their nothingburger parade.

>>64208038
CARLOS

>>64214599
I'd rather do a howitzer pull than march in a parade.

>>64211546
WOULD

>>64210014
Says a lot about the state of the board that there are that many retards falling for this low effort shit, doesn't it?

>>64212410
Looks like some sabotage of the current president really. Trump should have fired someone for this (idk if he can, not an American)

>>64210386
did they actually get into firefights, or was it like "track with drones, security cordon, drop ordinance on anything that moves, burn survivors"

>>64207576
This one looks like a mean bitch, I want her.

>>64211546
>big tits
Yellow fever monkey fuckers are actually retarded
Kys

>>64216498
Big in the context of the average bug so yes, big tits

>>64216505
A, no they aren't
B, bugs are not attractive regardless

>>64216539
A. Incorrect. Chinese girls would kill for a B cup.
B. Yes they are, and I'm going to fuck a Chinese freshman girl who speaks like she's fresh off the boat to prove it.

>>64217449
Sure buddy.
>>>/r9k/ tier post.

>>64212428
don't make me post more of these

>>64217512
Was the Egyptian Army band playing... Sound?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVa1qku87cU

>>64217524
they were playing .MIDI earrape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TStBTb8wWXo

>>64217546
>open video
>shaky cam
>earrape audio
It only gets more memeworthy, doesn't it?

>>64217561
Yes.

>>64217570
>vidrel
I am going to make a version with audio later (you already can probably guess the song). This is gold.

>Captcha: AM G0D

>>64210185
Shiv. You shank with a shiv.

>>64206299
>Go to the taliban’s YouTube channel, it’s called MoD Afghanistan. You’ll love it.
they earthquake now btw

>>64217597
Tyrese, shank this nigga.

>>64217496
I have never posted on /r9k/ or even lurked it, but I guess you would know more about that kind of stuff.

>>64217630
>weakass magnitude 6.0
>2,200+ dead 4,000+ injuries
vs.
>1964 Alaska earthquake
>earth shattering magnitude 9.2-9.3
>139 dead

>>64217691
Yeah, but that's also like half the state's population, you fucking eskimo humper.

>>64206299
Afghanistan has suffered so much since Taliban took over.

>Under-reported famine which killed 100,000
>What economy they had in tatters
>Infrastructure outside of Kabul all shut down
>Kabul electricity barely ever on anymore
>Diseases such as Malaria, Typhus, Measles creeping back up
>gov selling their citizens to forced labor in Russia/China/Central Asia
>Taliban killing Iranians/shias which is of net benefit to ZOG

I love it, it's like God showing his hatred of them. I hope the disasters keep piling up.

>>64210386
Tell you what I'll do! I have a friend who teaches there, I messaged him to see if he would check that site for intelligence material on that revolt. I bet that troubled the chinese, and hurt the feelings of 30 trillion chinese people!
Hopefully they don't gulag him simply because I asked BUT if they do I'll buy him a beer.
No hard feelings!

>>64217546
I haven't laughed this hard in months, everything about that video is unintentionally peak comedy.

>>64216539
No one asked you gays.

>>64210603
>egyptian clownshow tier
No such thing. Egypt is proud gachimuchi nation.

>>64217815
The Buddha gets his revenge

>>64218991
The front flips are pretty cool.

best parade desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDAp0DCEoK8

>>64208038
lol

>>64211546
>you will never be taken as spoils of war by a platoon of Chinese cowgirl operators
Why even live

>>64210014
mockups of working weapons are better than whatever chinesium chinks parade about

Are there even examples of thirdie militaries that don't do those shitty dog and pony shows for their military parades?

>>64210014
How the fuck are people seeing this blurry, vague shit and not realizing it's AI? For fuck's sake, they're flying fake flags in the last clip.

>>64211546
I wanna be passed around like a joint at Woodstock by them, sexually

>>64215749
Her test might be higher than yours

>>64218991
>>64217570
>>64217512
This is like the most homoerotic shit I've ever seen, Jesus, for a bunch of homophobes they sure are gay

>>64223854
the middle eastern frame of reality is different from ours. for them 2 dudes holding hands is straight.

>>64223832
I think this is the first time slop has actually fooled this board.