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Anonymous No.64214584 >>64215158 >>64215653 >>64216313 >>64216314 >>64216348 >>64216974 >>64217401
Based Bear Slayer
https://x.com/martycombs5/status/1963252594236895499

time to stock up on Hornady CD 5.56 before prices skyrocket
Anonymous No.64215078 >>64216059 >>64216257 >>64218316
>kill a tiny black bear that you could have just shoo'd off
>act like you were fending off an entire division of rabid niggers riding watermelons
Anonymous No.64215158
>>64214584 (OP)
>time to stock up on Hornady CD 5.56 before prices skyrocket

Fuck off guerilla marketer
Anonymous No.64215653 >>64216059 >>64216257
>>64214584 (OP)
>"I'm the guy who shot the bear in his kitchen."
This guy was the home invader. LOL JK
Anonymous No.64215982 >>64216059 >>64216257
lmao
>a black bear cub came into my house causing me to wet myself, and so I just shot it like a hysterical woman.
Anonymous No.64216059 >>64216118 >>64216966 >>64217056
>>64215078
>>64215653
>>64215982
>muh poor BLACK bearirinoooo!
you redditors don't belong here
we will never give up our guns and give it to Ukraine
Anonymous No.64216118
>>64216059
Anonymous No.64216257 >>64216966 >>64217056
>>64215078
>>64215653
>>64215982
Straight tourism, even a juvenile black bear like that is a bigger stronger angrier version of a dog. Surprised and cornered by a human they will fight back. He'd be a faggot if he blasted it out on a trail for looking at him wrong, he's completely right to do that running into the thing in his kitchen
Anonymous No.64216265 >>64216966 >>64216983
Doesn't black bear taste amazing? It delivered itself to his kitchen, too.
Anonymous No.64216273 >>64216966 >>64218059
yeah, a true dangerous self-defence situation that leaves time for you to make tiktok videos during it

did he haul the cub into the house himself for fame?
Anonymous No.64216313
>>64214584 (OP)
neat, I keep 73s loaded in my mags for my 16" bedside rifle but if/when I do decide to pick up an 11.5" I know the 55s will do the job
Anonymous No.64216314
>>64214584 (OP)
This guy is a STUD! Wow, I'll bet he has SEX tonight!
Anonymous No.64216348 >>64216966 >>64218059
>>64214584 (OP)
Guy fully kitted himself for the video and stop by to say hello the camera. Claims he didn't know it was a bear, so it could've been a armed intruder and he's treating like content. He knew it was a bear and larped it up.
Anonymous No.64216432 >>64217056
>Clearly two different videos with different resolutions where you can clearly see he does not have the nods or chest rig during the actual shooting
>HE'S A LARPER WHO AMBUSHED THE POOR CUB WHO DINDU NUFFIN AND WAS ON HIS WAY TO BECOMING A DOCTOR, LAWYER, OR ENGINEER!
Anonymous No.64216966
>>64216059
>>64216257
You two really are illiterate as hell. I never claimed I was against him defending his home. I made a joke about how he made it sound as if it was the bear's kitchen. He didn't say "my kitchen"; he said "his kitchen."

>>64216265
Personally I think herbivores like deer or elk taste better than omnivores, but it would have made a decent feast if the game wardens hadn't confiscated the animal's corpse.

>>64216273
>time for you to make tiktok videos during it
>>64216348
>Guy fully kitted himself for the video and stop by to say hello the camera. Claims he didn't know it was a bear, so it could've been a armed intruder and he's treating like content.
As for you two, the intro with him kitting up because he heard a bump was filmed after the incident. You can tell that in the intro he has nods, and in the actual incident he does not.
Anonymous No.64216974 >>64216993
>>64214584 (OP)
>time to stock up on Hornady CD 5.56 before prices skyrocket
Announcing shit like that online is a GREAT WAY to cause a price skyrocket
Anonymous No.64216983
>>64216265
It's greasy and gamey. An acquired taste from people who've eaten it their whole lives.
Anonymous No.64216993 >>64217023
>>64216974
I think the 70gr, 75gr and 77gr enjoyers would be happy if the larpers started focusing on 55gr again leaving the good stuff on the shelf for them to buy instead. That's right, this whole incident is a psyop for the people who made the video to be able to take all the 77gr stuff for themselves; the bear is a paid actor. I'm pretty sure I saw him a few hours ago in the woods.
Anonymous No.64217023 >>64217035
>>64216993
>That's right, this whole incident is a psyop for the people who made the video to be able to take all the 77gr stuff for themselves; the bear is a paid actor. I'm pretty sure I saw him a few hours ago in the woods.
You made up that conspiracy, not me. You're trying to draw mass attention to a product, mass demand creates higher prices
Anonymous No.64217035
>>64217023
>You
>You're trying
I'm not OP; I merely exposed his evil plans lol. Probably should have placed an NTA.
Anonymous No.64217056
>>64216432
>>64216059
>>64216257
Why are you like this?
Anonymous No.64217401 >>64217426
>>64214584 (OP)
That's not a bear in the sense of what most of us mean by bear. A black bear is like a big racoon. The pussy shot it for bluff charging him after he snuck up on it. Should've just yelled and it would've ran off. 5.56 won't kill a real bear (grizzly, Kodiak, polar, etc)
Anonymous No.64217426 >>64217581
>>64217401
You're not a very intelligent person
Anonymous No.64217581
>>64217426
>13rds
Not him, but I sure as hell hope 13 fucking bullets took it down
Anonymous No.64217884 >>64218000
Aye dat black bear was a keed n shiet he wuz tryna get sum bread so he could buy school clothes n buy sum KFC for he family n shiet n den dat ray cyst ahh ytboi dun shoot him foh no reason n shiet
If da forest hood had summa dem programz he wouldna had to uh break into dat rayciss ahh ytboi house n shiet
Wez finna sue he ray cyst ahh for 60 billion dollahz n shiet #blackbearsmatter
Anonymous No.64218000 >>64218044
>>64217884
>Trying so hard
You don't fit in. You're not funny. You are the redditor here.
Anonymous No.64218044
>>64218000
Fuck you say me ytboi??? Pull up den rayciss ahh bitch ahh nigga me n da Black Bear Crips finna Swiss cheese yo Lil goofy ahh nigga
Anonymous No.64218059 >>64218236
>>64216348
>>64216273
you're either jeets or a (even) lower than average IQ zoomer
he's reacting to the internet about this original video that's been posted here repeatedly since it happened
Anonymous No.64218236 >>64218261
>>64218059
Good shoot, though he fatfingered the button for his light, which makes me think he doesn't have it in a good place.
Anonymous No.64218261 >>64218367
>>64218236
this is his rifle
pads have always been retarded regardless of placement
Anonymous No.64218316
>>64215078
Shoo them off outside when they have multiple angles of escape, easy. Shoo them off while their inside cornered in an unfamiliar place, fuck that. It's just like feral hogs, they will run unless cornered, then they will attack you.
Anonymous No.64218367 >>64218417
>>64218261
I find that kind of ugly, personally, but whatever. Good on him, I guess.
Anonymous No.64218398
This beta is NO FUCKING HERO
He had cameras in his house and knew exactly what it was and basically where it was.
Talk about LARP
Anonymous No.64218417
>>64218367
maybe he's colorblind