>>64215561 (OP)
Phase 1: Beaver Brigade. Thousands of beavers will be launched as combat engineers to prepare the battlefield. Trees will be chopped to reduce enemy cover
Waterways will be blocked to prepare for phase 2.
Phase 2: Indify. Hundreds of tier 1 Indians will be deployed to the newly barren landscape to defecate and litter across key supply paths. This will create a biohazard-rich environment and stifle logistics. The beavers' dams will help minimize any accidental washing or bathing.
Phase 3: Frontal assault. Canadian citizens armed with previously seized firearms will begin advancing from the American Northern front. Troops are with semi auto .22lrs, broken 180Bs, and anti-materiel Weatherby safari guns will take city after city. After years of exposure, the average Canadian will traverse the shit blockades with ease.
Phase 4: Truth and reconciliation. 100 years from now our great great grand children will feel really bad about what we did. Flagellation brigades will be deployed to feel very sorry about it. No public event will be held without land acknowledgements. Eventually we will create a two-tiered justice system that gives Americans rights over us. Unemployment will be 20%.
