Thread 64220244

OLD THREAD: >>64206485
>Images (limit reached)

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!

(in other news, it's maaottelumarssi -month in Finland, completed a 11,57km march today, how's everyone else's Friday going?)

>>64220244 (OP)
I just had a dream where there was this thing called "DVD-FineWrite" and you could swap out the laser in your DVD drive and use purple discs to get like 40+ gigabytes per disc. Something also happened with the price of gun lasers because people started attaching their old DVD lasers to their guns

Anyway, off to visit your mother

>>64220244 (OP)
>pikkolovoimat

>not Fox Friday
Perhaps I should have intervened...

I'm so tired of finnophilia.

>>64220244 (OP)
>it's maaottelumarssi -month in Finland, completed a 11,57km march today
You're a Finn?
If so, I have a question for you : how confident are you about your chances in case of an invasion by your eastern neighbor?
Also, is Lapland worth visiting?

>>64220451
I'm not

>>64220439
was going to make "finn foxo friday edition", but after uploading the pic I realized floof was awoo instead of foxo

>>64220451
Ironically you'd make a great Finn unless you are one already
Everyone here hates Finland and themselves

>>64220451
Truth nuke

>>64220465
Tired of Japs thinking our male names are female names

>>64220475
>Everyone here hates Finland and themselves
Why?
You've got a nice looking country, and you people may be asocial weirdos, but you've got a number of qualities, like respecting private space and killing russians

>>64220439
Fox counts as floof, doesn't it?
>>64220483
I thought the joke was that they're also Japanese female names, like how the Australian team has Japanese surnames that are homonyms for (Japanese names for) Australian animals, such as Warabi (Wallaby) and Kamonohashi (Platypus) iirc.

>>64220538
I know they did it on purpose and it still pisses me off

>>64220462
>how confident are you about your chances in case of an invasion by your eastern neighbor?
I am confident that if ruskis invade, they'll have to reconstitute the 76th Guard's Air Assault Division (again), and their mechanized units aren't going to fare much better (Finnish Army's favorite tactic for dealing with tanks is to barrage the shit out of them the second they stop moving while in a pre-sighted grid square, like, I don't know, an AT -mine field with a claymore or ten strategically positioned to turn dismounts into mince meat)
>Also, is Lapland worth visiting?
yes

>>64220704
I honestly don't understand the appeal of Lapland
I have buddies who are from there but in Lapland itself there's basically nothing

>>64220451
The beatings will continue until morale improves.

>>64220719
That's the appeal

>>64220520
Yeah but I'd hate myself too if I didn't kill ENOUGH R*ssians

>>64220149
What kinda faggot doesn't want to celebrate Booba Twice a week?

>>64220520
Leftoids: not enough niggers and gibs and the country is full of wayciss Nazis
Right wing: too many niggers and the Jews control the country so they will refuse to serve in the ZOG military and pay taxes

>>64220471
I can get behind a good awoo

>>64220881
>Go awoo a crime

>>64220824
You can't eat pizza every day otherwise it starts to lose its taste. You cannot celebrate Christmas every month otherwise it starts to no longer feel special.

>アルジェリア戦争期のフランス軍空挺部隊さん。完成だよ
how common/uncommon are french redheads?

>>64221069
>You can't eat pizza every day
Yeah which is why booba days are only 2 days of the week.

>>64220872
That's every Western/Nordic European country
I wish we had the same number of browns/blacks as you (the ideal number would be zero, ofc)
>t.Frog

>>64220451
Honestly it's better than any alternatives.

>>64220824
The same guy who loves flat tomboys. Get your saggy boobs out of here

>>64220679
God I want RPK-16 to violently dislocate my shoulder for picking the AKS-74U, and then gaslight me in to apologizing for getting my shoulder dislocated, which was my fault. And then I want her to whisper sweet nothings and vague threats in my ear as she slowly and lovingly sets my shoulder again

>>64221069
Not with that attitude

>>64206840
>>64206958
>>64207038
>>64207072
We need to send decent laptops and solar panel chargers to our /k/omrades in Indonesia, that way they have alternatives other than risking rolling blackouts/brownouts frying their hardware.

How are we gonna handle the logistics of that anons?

I LOVE FOX FRIDAY!

>>64222124
She won't marry you unless you're religious; that's why they say there are no atheists in fox holes.

The little ear holes in the hood are soooo cute

>>64222160
good thing I am

>>64222124
Me too fren.

>>64222200
Speaking of ears, would it be better for her to also have ordinary human ones, or would it be worse? I'm unsure which would be more unsettling.

>>64222241
Anatomically, i’m not sure how these would work without a vertical ear canal going into the brain cavity.

Probably human ears.

>>64222124
What are the religious demographics of foxes like anyway and how do they vary from region to region?

>>64222378
In Zoroastrianism foxes are considered inherently good creatures that can drive away evil with simply a look. They are categorized as dogs (along with porcupines and weasels, but not wolves).

I find this interesting because one of the other most revered animals in Zoroastrian text is the rooster, yet foxes love to break into chicken coops and kill chickens.

>>64221866
I'd be fine with a Serb/Croat or RPK's beatings if they don't cripple me, also other forms of borderline torture are more erotic as one could say

>>64222795
Neat, how are foxes depicted in Taoism fox knower?

>>64222935
they're powerful mystical creatures that can turn into women to drain men's energy (sexually). China is probably the origin of the nine tailed fox concept as well, they have that same concept of foxes gaining tails as they increase in power with a nine-tailed fox being essentially divine.

>>64223001
>GET THE GODDAM CLANKER OFF MY PROPERTY!

>>64223001
Paulie, da fuck do you have a robaht on our propuhty fuh?

>>64223152
Would give this fox an insulated sleeping bag so she can stay warm

>>64223083
>CLANKER
https://files.catbox.moe/a8mkwt.mp4

>>64223236
Get those clankers back in the machines and mining again!!

>>64222124
One day...

>>64223305
She truly thinks ahead
Good fox

>>64223305
>Damn bitch you live like this?

Well, I finally got an AK after two years of indecisiveness. I’m thinking of throwing an eotech on the poverty pony AR and giving the RDS to the M70, thoughts?

>>64222843
>if they don't cripple me
Bones can always be set anon. And besides, it isn't torture silly, it is discipline! It is her way to make you a better partner, because she loves you and want to show you she cares.

>>64223305
I love how content and proud she looks

>>64223341
Put the Eotech on the AK, they always look good together, modernized underfolders are cool!

>>64223345
No other women would put so much effort in to fixing you!

God I wish the japanese depiction of american women was real

>>64223383
Be the American the Japanese want you to be

>>64223341
IF THE RIFLE HAS KILLED BOSNIANS WITH IRONS YOU DON'T NEED THE DOT

Go for it though

>>64223345
I want RPK to break both my arms and have her forced to jerk me off

>>64223383
Go to Japan and find women cosplaying as Americans

>>64223440
okay :D yay

watching narcos rn. Pedro Pascal sucks, but the other guy seems decent. How accurate is this series anyways? I'm guessing not very.

>>64223508
I've been in your house before. Do you live in Nevada?

Your thoughts?

>>64223508
>rotated

>>64223566
Gonna keep it real with you chief looks pretty fucked

>>64223566
you can't just mirror a p90 and pretend the bullets come out the other end now

>>64223632
>>64223651
Are you sure?

>>64223566
I wouldn't hate it if it wasnt for the hand stop on the ass end and how fucking impossible it is to load a mag.
theres also no reason to have that nose on it.
where casing eject?

>>64221982
I'm the anon with the artist that's over there. Wasn't aware those backup batteries were a thing until the other anon posted that picture so I looked them up on Amazon and found some were relatively cheap. Sent a message offering to buy one for them if they wanted but haven't heard back. I know they're alright at least because they're still retweeting a couple things on twitter, but I'm wondering if their gov blocked discord, or all their shit got fried since I last talked to them and they're using twitter at an internet cafe or something.

>>64223732
KelTec can't top this honestly.

>>64223556
No, stationed in bumfuck nowwhere Midwest
>>64223585
>help me

Are there any laws against going to Chernobyl?

>>64223990
No but you might get more than your money's worth now that it's next to an active warzone

>>64224003
>you might get more than your money's worth now that it's next to an active warzone

So there's no laws against it, and I get a deal!

i wanna talk more about mommies again, that was good

>>64224119
>i wanna talk more about mommies
If you're referring to what I think you're referring to, pack your bags for turkey

Sidenote: working in a CVS and poking holes in every single condom right before valentines day would be a pretty funny prank

>>64224119
That explanation last night made me understand it better as fucked up as it was. I still hate that I like it but maybe one day it will go away. It also made me begin to wonder about the recent rise of mommy memes and what have you. From what I remember if you go back to 2020 or 2018 and below you didn't really see any of that stuff out in the mainstream, not to say it wasn't out there, but nowadays you do. You also have the hag/older women meme and while I think thats its own thing the two are heavily related I think is the word... like if one dude loves mommy stuff he most definitely likes the hag/older women thing but for some not the other way around.

>>64224192
my life would be complete if i had a woman in her 30s to indulge in my fantasies

>>64224185
You're going to Albania

>>64224221
Unironically start lifting weights. Milfs love men who lift.

>>64224229
wtf is in albania

>>64224221
Don't wait too long, because one day they'll just be women your age

>>64224398
Depression, debt, and floozies.

>>64224398
Bunkers.

>>64224414
that is quite the combination
>>64224419
wtf is in the bunkers?

>>64224422
I remember hearing "Albanian Hooker" in a TV show back in the day and I now associate Albania with floozies, although I reckon the other two things are Albanian classics

>>64224436
dear god do me right and give me a german democratic republic gf

>>64224422
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunkers_in_Albania

>>64220244 (OP)
>using human earpro

can someone please post the "white monster for a white monster?" image?

>>64224436
Rolling for days

>>64224692
That's why I vastly prefer fluffy ears positioned where humans have theirs if I'm doing anything else besides wanking

>>64223556
>I've been in your house before
Man that’s creepy to hear on here

why do you hate pics like this?

>>64225057
Because I have to go to the hospital to get my priapism treated

>>64225057
Because she’s not my wife

>>64225082
but i thought you see them as subhuman cattle

>>64224436
7, 5 or 4 GET

>>64225057
>green eyes
>freckles
>sabre
Yes

>>64224436
e

>>64224795
don worry Ton'

>>64225047
I just pass by sometimes. When I visited you I rewinded your Platoon tape

>>64224436
poland on point

>>64225410
but poland was first to turn on soviet union in 89

>>64225422
yes, what of it?

>>64223256
Wouldn't it make more sense for that to be a cogwheel or something similar instead of the star?

>>64224479
Ahh, Hoxhaism. The closest that ML states in Europe got to Juche

wht do you hate them so much?

>>64225422
That's because Poland is a good country.

>>64224436
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rawhide!

>>64226118
i thought you dislike them

>>64226122
What is this, ritual posting?

>>64220451
I want to rape

>>64222843
>mfw

>>64226232
i'm just curious. heard from other threads on /k/ that you guys dislike them

>>64224436
sure

>>64224436
Rollin

>>64227060
FUCK

>>64224436

Eh roll

>>64224436
Rolling rolling rolling.

>>64227071
Eh, I’ll take it.

>>64223383
>big tiddies
>big single action

>>64227183
Big long SAA's are are indeed pretty sexy.

>>64227183
This is a Certified Gadsen Bro reaction image.

>>64220244 (OP)
Why are there so many furry threads on /k/ all the time?

>>64227397
that's not a furry

>>64220451
I mostly like Finland because we can count on them to meme on the Swedes too.

>>64227207
Big Long SAA's in big beefy cartridges especially.
>>64227375
Straight outta /k/.

>>64221866
Don’t worry anon, she’s somewhere she can’t hurt you anymore, it’s ok now.

>>64224436
GDR-chan is clearly the superior choice, rollin

>>64227501
I am going to rescue her! She did nothing wrong! The witnesses were lying, It was my fault that my nose broke along with all of my ribs, I am just clumsy and fell. And besides, I should have known better than to speak to the neighbour without getting RPK-16s approval first. She is kind and gentle. and really cute!

>>64224436
Commence roll

>>64227503
And everything is right in the world

>>64227521
Imagine how nice she will be to me after I rescue her from prison!

women erotic!

>>64227521
Clearly we’re going to have to commit you to a mental hospital for you own good, under Ak-15s watch.

>>64227531
Fucking normalfags

>>64227538
I’ll volunteer to be in his place

>>64227538
Shes not that tall. Im actually taller then her. Im gonna princess carry ak15.

>>64220679
I miss her old 3d model so much bros. The new model she got a few years ago just feels kinda soulless

>>64227834
Who?

>>64227706
2.2 m is 7'2" which ties the tallest wnba player ever.
Besides you ain't taller than that