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Anonymous No.64223012 >>64223047 >>64223882 >>64226357 >>64226424
Hand to hand combat, who wins?
Unknown forces make them all get into a hand to hand fight to the death. Who wins?

My bet is a Luka and Kim combo, they are the two biggest guys and the lady behind Kim is probably holding a duffel bag full of weapons.
Anonymous No.64223047
>>64223012 (OP)
Interesting add on: Which ones are armed? Putin should at least have a knife, Kim probably has a baby browning or a Tok, Luka doesn't need weapons and everyone else will just assume you need to avoid touching Mongolia.
Anonymous No.64223875
I don't know but it would be extremely funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9bY28ik2Fc
Anonymous No.64223882
>>64223012 (OP)
top has numbers obv
Anonymous No.64223900
>baroque slop
>an trying to hard
Maybe the worst decoration of the Oval Office, ever.
Anonymous No.64224153 >>64224166
top are modified bioweapons
Anonymous No.64224166
>>64224153
I really wish I knew just how bad the human experimentation has gotten in China.
They already transplant organs something like 30x the rest of the world combined every year, they've got to be working on some seriously revolting shit in the darkness, filling Xi and co up with fresh telomeres on the reg.
Anonymous No.64226357
>>64223012 (OP)
>Unknown forces make them all get into a hand to hand fight to the death. Who wins?
I think the democracies win because being a certain level of fit helps get you elected.
The pressure fades over time as you get more powerful but you certainly have to start fit and they have great gyms at work and free trainers, who might be interns.

Some of the dictator sides (more than the west anyway) might have personally murdered people and have an edge in combat because of it, I'm not sure they're not all equally bloody-minded when the gloves are off though. There would be veterans on both sides anyway.
Anonymous No.64226424
>>64223012 (OP)
More wars should be politicians having a celebrity boxing match and not safe away from danger.