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Anonymous No.64236005 >>64236017 >>64236172 >>64236180 >>64236259 >>64236273 >>64236280 >>64237550 >>64237862 >>64238430 >>64238772 >>64238784 >>64239114 >>64240966 >>64241002 >>64241768 >>64241770 >>64241788 >>64242245 >>64242870 >>64248148 >>64248556 >>64249108 >>64250824
I recently bought a pair of original nunchakus merely for display.
However, if the time comes where I must deal with an intruder, how useful would they be? I'm willing to practice at least 2 hours a day if they're worth it.
Thanks in advance.
Anonymous No.64236017 >>64236128
>>64236005 (OP)
The amount of training for them borders on the realm of "no". The odds are you bought the wrong kind that have light wood or hallow, very high.

This website is for 18+, come back when you're older.
Anonymous No.64236110 >>64236128 >>64237550
>I will bash myself in the head for two hours a day to protect my Nintendo switch from imaginary feral niggers instead of working the extra two hours and using the overtime to move somewhere that isn't a shithole

It's funny how people here wanna larp about shit that won't happen when they don't even have a fire extinguisher or first aid kit in their house.
Anonymous No.64236128 >>64236146 >>64236253 >>64240628
>>64236017
>>64236110
why are you faggots umpromptedly assuming anything?
I live with my family in a nice city, I was just curious on how effective would nunchakus really be if you put in the necessary work.
Anonymous No.64236146
>>64236128
if someone puts their arm in the way you can't swing their head around to knock them out and stop them

that's also knife range, go back to your age restricted zones kid
Anonymous No.64236172 >>64236181
>>64236005 (OP)
>how useful would they be?
If you install a camera in your home they will be very useful, providing a very comedic video of you getting killed by a intruder with a gun as you austically try to defend yourself with nunchucks.
So I say go for it, buddy.
Anonymous No.64236180
>>64236005 (OP)
Not very useful, get a sword about the length of a Roman Gladius instead. Or if you live in a spacious house, get a claymore instead and see if there's a HEMA training club around so you can learn how to use it.
Anonymous No.64236181 >>64236743
>>64236172
Someone post a few videos of how fast a knife changes a fight. Get the kid out of here and puking into his mothers toilet bowl.
Anonymous No.64236253
>>64236128
>Literal underageb& crying because he wants to larp in his dad's suburb house with children's toys and everyone made fun of him
Go mow the lawn and do your homework bitch
Anonymous No.64236259
>>64236005 (OP)
More useful than an empty hand, less useful than a sharp knife
Anonymous No.64236262
WACHAA
Anonymous No.64236273
>>64236005 (OP)
practice using it like a flail rather than as nunchaku. it'll be way easier and as effective against your average intruder.
Anonymous No.64236280 >>64238952
>>64236005 (OP)
They require consistent training and are inferior to other flexible weapons in terms of range and technique, but are still better than nothing if you've practiced enough to not hit yourself. .
Anonymous No.64236743
>>64236181
Thanks for the bump queerboy.
>Get the kid out of here and puking into his mothers toilet bowl.
ESL fuckwit
Anonymous No.64237550 >>64237865
>>64236005 (OP)
Not useful in narrow spaces imo, you're better off using a hammer assuming you can't use a gun for home defence. Plus you dont have much energy generated although it will hurt a lot
>>64236110
If you are hitting yourself in the head with nunchucks you have 0 motor skills and coordination
Anonymous No.64237862 >>64237879
>>64236005 (OP)
get rid of the chain, connect with rope, much quieter. Very dangerous, very effective. Don't waste your time watching retarded vids waiving them all over, use one hand ed and take advantage of the whipping action to generate very high speed to strike the head/face, throat, back knees with the free end. That is why they are outlawed in so many places.
Anonymous No.64237865 >>64238291
>>64237550
>Not useful in narrow spaces imo
very useful in narrow spaces, you can generate great energy whipping the free end into someone's face.
Anonymous No.64237879 >>64237922 >>64238714 >>64239026
>>64237862
Did you know that the speed at which you can accelerate an object on a chain is ALWAYS slower than the speed you can swing your arm at?
The only caveat is the possibility of multiple rotations storing energy, but even then they can only go so fast as the energy you're able to impart minus the coefficient of friction times times the velocity.

TL;DR a stick of similar length hits harder than a nun-chuk, 100% of the time
Anonymous No.64237901
don't listen to these fools watch proper instruction video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxqcpPxW5EQ
Anonymous No.64237922 >>64238772 >>64238977
>>64237879
>object on a chain is ALWAYS slower than the speed you can swing your arm at
you my fren are actually retarded. Take stick six feet long, take a whip six feet long, the speed of end of the whip when whipped if many times faster than the speed at the end of the stock when swung. Then of the whip makes the cracking sound because the velocity exceeds the speed of sound and breaks the sound barrier. The reason the nunchucks are split is to make easy to fold and carry and to be able whip the free end to generate exceptional energy at close distances. all that fancy swinging and dancing is the "art" which is useless.
Anonymous No.64238291
>>64237865
Try doing it a hallway thats 1 metre wide
Anonymous No.64238430
>>64236005 (OP)
Just use a hammer
Anonymous No.64238698 >>64239028
Blunt weapons suck at stopping an alert attacker that wants you to take a dirt nap. Get a sword.
Anonymous No.64238714 >>64238772 >>64238936
>>64237879
wow this is literally the dumbest post I've ever seen on /k/ and it's not even close. 40IQ detected.
Anonymous No.64238772
>>64237922
Whips work like that because relative to the handle the tip has to travel an extremely long distance following the sine wave along it's length when properly flung which is what imparts so much velocity. The tip of the whip also has almost no mass which means that while it makes a lound noise and can inflict pain and superficial wounds it's fucking worthless for combat. The stick meanwhile doesn't have as much velocity because it's straight angular momentum, however it has a shitload more mass and still has a higher velocity at the tip relative to the handle. Big sticks have been used since humans figured out they could do things besides throw rocks.
>>64238714
You dropped your crown king.
>>64236005 (OP)
It's a modified rice flail used by peasants who weren't allowed to own swords. It's not some magical ancient weapon that stuck around because it's effective, it's hollywood and a few extremely specialized martial artists. If you want to train with them practice shoving them up your ass because that's what's going to happen if you actually try and use them. Get a "historic" warclub if you can't own real weapons, there's a reason a stick with a heavy end pops up everywhere in human history and nunchuks and other "ninja" weapons only appear during the Sengoku period and Tokugawa shogunate in Japan.
Anonymous No.64238781
When will the misconception that nunchucks, a kung fu weapon, are associated with ninjas be cleared up?
Anonymous No.64238784
>>64236005 (OP)
Is your name Boris can you dodge bullets
Anonymous No.64238936 >>64238977
>>64238714
It's literally this simple, my dude
Anonymous No.64238952 >>64238961 >>64240899
>>64236280
So why did ninjas and shit bother with them?
Anonymous No.64238961
>>64238952
If half your body is covered in a bony carapace it makes a lot more sense as a weapon.
Anonymous No.64238977 >>64241757
>>64238936
>>64237922
Also forgot to mention that if you have a nun-chuk that is split directly down the middle, whatever you would be hitting would be hit with half of the mass of a stick of equal total length.
So not only is the tip of the nun-chuk moving slower than the tip of the stick, but it is hitting with less mass than the stick.
Stick wins, flawless victory.
Anonymous No.64239026 >>64239045
>>64237879
Obvious sign of a nerd. They don't don't talk about why a weapon is bad from a tactics or martial standpoint. It's always uhhh ackshually *spurts physics autism everywhere*.
Anonymous No.64239028 >>64239052
>>64238698
A sword would've been equally as useless in the hands of a pasty antifa numale who's never been in a fight. It's not the weapons' fault that the owner has a skill issue.
Anonymous No.64239045 >>64239059
>>64239026
>pfft you didn't mention tactical considerations therefore all your completely valid and true points about how the laws of reality make it inferior are invalid
Here's a few reasons, it's more difficult to use and requires vastly more training, it's derived from a peasant tool and only existed because it was easy to hide in plain sight, the only benefit the chain offers is the ability to block a sword blow, and it requires being much closer to your opponent than a solid club of similar mass. There. There's your tactical arguments you fucking pendantic retard.
Anonymous No.64239052 >>64239065
>>64239028
What is green shirt supposed to be wielding there?

Blunt weapons still suck IMO.
Anonymous No.64239059 >>64241919
>>64239045
>it's derived from a peasant tool
Every single non-gunpowder weapon in existence is derived from a peasant tool.
Anonymous No.64239065 >>64239087
>>64239052
Green has a knife.

>bat boy
once again, skill issue
Anonymous No.64239071
Just buy guns. There isn't a personal protection problem that can't be solved with guns and the proper application thereof.
Anonymous No.64239087 >>64239093 >>64253254
>>64239065
>Skill issue
Imagine grabbing that bat when it's a sword. Swords can't be grabbed without fucking your hands up. Swords are a superior melee weapon, compared to bats.
Anonymous No.64239093 >>64239116
>>64239087
>Swords can't be grabbed without fucking your hands up
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
Anonymous No.64239114
>>64236005 (OP)
Nunchakus are a fucking meme.
You'd be better off just grabbing a focking stick off the ground, 'cause the stick at least transfers the force properly, unlike nunchakus which transfer only part of the force to the attacker and the rest back at you.
Just get a baton, or a long knife. And if you live in normal country just get a gun, it's miles better than anything else.
Anonymous No.64239116 >>64241790 >>64253242 >>64253337
>>64239093
That's not the same as wrestling a sword from an opponent. Bladed weapons are more dangerous than blunt weapons.
Anonymous No.64240628
>>64236128
>nice city
URBUS DELENDA EST
you noguns faggot. The city is the enemy.
Anonymous No.64240899 >>64241778
>>64238952
Did they, or are they actually Chinese, Okinawan, and Filipino?
Anonymous No.64240966
>>64236005 (OP)
If you insist on having some Bruce Lee wushu shaolin shadow dungeon moves to pull on a potential home invader, get a staff. Or quarterstaff. Does everything nunchaku do but better. It'll also keep any knife wielding knaves out of stabbing range. You'll probably just get shot tho. Used handguns usually go for just under $250 in my area so save a check and you should be able to afford one, even working a wage-cuck job.
Anonymous No.64241002
>>64236005 (OP)
I got some see through ones with bruce lee etched into them when i was younger. Smashed myself over the head with them and nearly knocked myself out. 0/10 look cool but unless you know how to use them you're more likely to injure yourself.
Anonymous No.64241757 >>64241777
>>64238977
how did you become so retarded. Its impressive.
Anonymous No.64241768
>>64236005 (OP)
Don't listen to them, CTE is worth it.
Anonymous No.64241770
>>64236005 (OP)
You get a bit of a punchy snap but realistically, it's a bad flail. Training might get you in shape but it's useless and stupid.
You can beat a faggot to death with anything, just there are better things. I suggest attaching a weight to wire then making a handle.
You'll be so fucked in court.
On the other hand for yard work they are good for grabbing bundles of sticks, not making a joke even when it's funny.
Anonymous No.64241777
>>64241757
That is, of course, assuming a chain length of zero mm.
It would be less than half.
Anonymous No.64241778
>>64240899
No it just wasn't used a lot or well through all time, it's a failure like the chinese people.
Anonymous No.64241788
>>64236005 (OP)
Put them up your butt
Anonymous No.64241790
>>64239116
Power cord tq time
Anonymous No.64241919 >>64242007 >>64242090
>>64239059
Except for swords (the first pure weapon in history), spears (evolutions of hunting tools), warclubs (bashing shit with a stick is very effective to make it stop moving). Even neolithic cultures independently developed variations on at least one, usually the warclub because shaping and fire hardening wood is one of the oldest skills humanity learned. Mahiucatl were a warclub/sword hybrid. Atl-atl and throwing spears or dedicated heavy spears can be found in the history of every human group to have existed.

You know what was found in one very specific geographic region for one very short and specific period of time? That's right, modified rice flails derived from farm workers tools. Stop being a faggot.
Anonymous No.64242007
>>64241919
>Except for swords (the first pure weapon in history)
Evolved from machetes used by peasants.

>spears (evolutions of hunting tools)
You think peasants never used hunting tools?

>warclubs (bashing shit with a stick is very effective to make it stop moving)
Also used by peasants.
Anonymous No.64242090
>>64241919
>You know what was found in one very specific geographic region for one very short and specific period of time? That's right, modified rice flails
Nunchucks may be bullshit, but weaponized flails were quite common everywhere and shouldn't be lumped in with them.
Anonymous No.64242245
>>64236005 (OP)
Stick > broken stick held together with a chain
Anonymous No.64242870
>>64236005 (OP)
I had a similar thought about swords. But then I remembered I'm American and bought guns.
Anonymous No.64245089
bump for jackie chan
Anonymous No.64248148
>>64236005 (OP)
Buy two pairs. Use one pair to choke the intruder and the other pair to stick it up his ass. With luck, he might even pay you for the service.
Anonymous No.64248556 >>64248797
>>64236005 (OP)
I like blackjacks better.
Anonymous No.64248797 >>64253209
>>64248556
They're literally just chode clubs. Completely ineffective against anyone but the most unaware person who is facing away from you. You can just punch them in the base of the skull to get the exact same effect as cracking their crown.
Anonymous No.64249108
>>64236005 (OP)
just but a garrote and make yourself the quickest garrote strangler in the west. nobody will ever even see it coming considering they won't figure out what it's for before they're life is being ended. everybody knows what nunchuks do thanks to those damned turtles.
Anonymous No.64250824
>>64236005 (OP)
>original nunchakus
Anonymous No.64253209 >>64253310
>>64248797
>Completely ineffective against anyone but the most unaware person who is facing away from you
confirmed for too young to have ever used one because they've been banned since before he was born
Anonymous No.64253242
>>64239116
>That's not the same as wrestling a sword from an opponent
Which was done by people grabbing the blade.
Anonymous No.64253254 >>64253314
>>64239087
Imagine grabbing that ba-ACK
Anonymous No.64253310 >>64253316 >>64253345
>>64253209
That's not relevant to them being ineffective. Nunchucks and brass knuckles are also banned. Hitting someone in back of the head with a rock is banned.
Anonymous No.64253314
>>64253254
Knife man just stood there and took took it. He could have been inside the swing if he lunged first.
Anonymous No.64253316 >>64253665
>>64253310
If they were ineffective, people wouldn't have carried them well into the age of reliable automatic handguns.
Anonymous No.64253337 >>64253665
>>64239116
Blunt weapons can incapacitate an opponent faster with less likelihood of killing them.
Anonymous No.64253345
>>64253310
Blackjacks, saps and other weapons like that are different than a club for 2 reasons. First they have a heavy dense weight at the top, and second they have a spring in the handle which crates a whip like motion in the head. That whip combined with the weight exponentially increase their effectiveness. Hit someone in the arm with a stick it would cause damage but might not break a bone, hit them with a blackjack with the same force and it will most likely break bone.
Anonymous No.64253665
>>64253316
They are ineffective, except against unaware people being struck from behind. Just punch them, or do a choke.

>>64253337
>can
Keyword. Blades are often better.