Thread 64257631

according to 2009 Russia is strong enough to take on Europe and America simultaneously

>>64257631 (OP)
just as long as they were not fighting Ukraine

Considering it was a videogame for children featuring a plot that could be summed up as a protracted red dawn reference, I think its fine. Perhaps west and zampella should have recognized that a whole generation of mentally stunted mouthbreathers would get their whole perspective of international politics from said videogames, but I don't think its their fault for not seeing that coming.

RAMIREZ

We are the most powerful military force in the history of man. Every fight is our fight. Because what happens over here, matters over there. We don't get to sit one out. Learning to use the tools of modern warfare is the difference between the prospering of your people, and utter destruction. We can't give you freedom. But we can give you the know-how to acquire it. And that, my friends, is worth more than a whole army base of steel. Sure it matters who's got the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it. This is a time for heroes. A time for legends. History is written by the victors. Let's get to work.

>>64257631 (OP)
Imagine a game that portrays mobiks like the incompetent subhumans that they are, behaving almost like roaches in the Black Mirror episode "Men Against Fire" at times.
Like as you're driving around you find a naked moblik with whip marks across his back taped to a utility post. Then you do an infiltration mission and find a bunch of conscriptoviches sodomizing an unconscious petukh and reprimanding him for stealing food while an officer watches. Then you hide from a turtle tank in a trench filled to the brim with decomposing moskals.

>>64257711
idgaf kys

>>64257725
nothing personnel kid

>>64257711
Like the cannibal bunker mission in metro exodus

>>64257631 (OP)
As long as they use nukes I guess.

>>64257730
May not even be a need to send that friend!

Russia chest-thumping ultra-nationals said they had 50 badass "Kirovs" as they paraded them... In reality it was just 5 doing loops and photoshop magic.

Of the 5, 2 are not combat-capable or otherwise crash/die en route because General Kleptovich stole virtually all the maintenance budget AND the aircrew training budget.

Of the 3 still puttering towards the front line... another 2 are overhyped clown shows when they do arrive because apparently Defense Minister Corruptovich before his cousin General Kleptovich could even do his thing got the manufacturer to secretly under-spec and swap in duds for kickbacks. So some of the most touted "revolutionary West-destroyer" avionics don't function for shit and almost 50% of the ordnance don't actually fantastically explode like they should.

Meanwhile a platoon of AA bois actually trained properly, fed property and using kit that actually fucking works to spec are wondering why all of them bothered showing up. The NATO German soldiers part of the intercept team alternate between feeling fremdschämen and schadenfreude (hilarious that Germans have a single convenient word to describe the two correct feelings for any self-respecting military who sees such an embarrassing Russia-stronk vatnick shitshow).

BROKEN ARROW BROKEN ARROW

>>64257678
Unironically the only speech anyone gave in pure fiction that made the "world police" attitude make sense.

>>64257631 (OP)
that shit was retarded even back then

>>64257889
Also the only man to make UCP look good.

>>64257899
Fucking straight. That shit was ugly as sin in real life. I never met someone who wore it that liked it over the old multicam.

>>64257909
Then they replaced him with this cuck

>>64257631 (OP)
by attacking from the EAST coast BWAHAHAH MY SIDES

>>64257923
I never played past the original MW2. I never saw the series take a nosedive twice.

>>64257725
For the Anon’s in this thread, could your country deal with ten Kirov’s over your nations capital? Mine should but I don’t think they could respond before the capital gets levelled.

>>64257631 (OP)
it was once on paper in terms of conventional stockpiles and numbers in the ,military, not much anymore as they have been downsized to algeria tier but once they did have 13000 tanks 29000 apcs and ifvs and 30000 artillery pieces, certainly a threat to Europe

>>64257930
I will not remind you boy. Now like the bitches that preordered black ops 7, you suffer with me. And then one day, you will see Ariana Grande camping the burger town in 12" platform heels, and you will remember everything you saw and felt when you came back from the MW2 launch at two in the morning. You will remember all the years of racial slurs and akimbo model 1887. And when you do Anon... please, cum.

>>64257937
>abkimbo 1887
Bullshit, I akimbo'd rangers and ran with an RPD with foregrip. I was a dickass spawncamper with close range coverage. Don't you fucking forget it.

These were the days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHN8Gmu1N7k

>>64257945
In MW3 I ran Type 95 and akimbo FMG-9s. Had a 3.45 KD even in spite of the anti-lag and skill based matchmaking putting me in the same team as no-skill nelson with his 100mb/s line up against 56k kevin and phone modem phineas the poverty brothers who got fucking ten seconds of immortality in the netcode.
But in MW2 I was a lazy one man army grenade camper.

>>64257957
Nah you and I were kindred spirits, even if we never fought face-to-face. We were homies that didn't know it. I slaughtered your teammates right out of spawn at some point and you kept mine from getting near any choke points.
To keep this actually /k/ related, I legitimately admire the RPD, even though it's an unreliable slag of a bitch.

>>64257965
Many years later I have no appreciation for the Type 95 in real life. Awkward caliber.

>>64257711
brainrot moment

>>64257678
Can't believe I just learned this was Bishop from Aliens.

>>64257970
Yes, and
It's one of those shitty vidya-meme guns you should try in real life before you weigh in on a final verdict. Even after that, you might as well give a go at a legit bullpup that fires a weird caliber. Maybe you find something cool. It's worth the extra effort.

>>64257974
he's not wrong in his take on russian military reality

Alright, cue the fucking music for this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXLY_5xaYFo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9LymBGVix8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evDYO54uaTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePLDO68lcA4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc

>>64257985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SJ2c26Cazs

>>64257989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sixjHud8lYw&

>>64257995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTxEkLyisoA
waw der riese glitch out of map

>>64257631 (OP)
Didn't Russia also get rolled in every theater in a matter of days? I'm not sure I'd call instantly losing on all fronts being able to take them on.

>>64257631 (OP)
We need an ESL test for this website.

>>64258009
in cod4 Russia comes extremely close to nuking the east coast

>>64258005
aw yeah, that's the spirit. Now time for something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmIAM-hnEjQ

>>64258019
gaylo 3. Shit, that shit is mad gay

>>64257889
holy shit my man, read a book.

>>64258026
boy doesn't understand classic ytp
it's seventeen years late but you need to learn bitchcakes
now look at a picture of hung john taffer. He's packing a weapon.

>>64258052
I mean feel free to give another example any time.

>>64257631 (OP)
Whats the more believable threat 2009 Russia or 1989 Soviet Union?

>>64257730
We're far more closer to this being a real thing than anything relating to Russia's delusions of being a world-dominating super power and I love the game for this simple fact

>>64258074
WiC by a long shot, in fact that was extremely prescient of what happened in Ukraine. Russians try a hail mary play and end up taking some territory but not nearly enough to matter.

>>64258088
Captain I'm scared

>>64258074
I fucking loved end of 2000s and all the WW3 games

>>64257974
But that's really how you behave. Russians are subhuman.

>>64257631 (OP)
The US part was always bs but yeah they could've probably rolled continental Europe. What the fuck would Germany do?