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Anonymous No.64271818 >>64271831 >>64271870 >>64271875 >>64271876 >>64271886 >>64271908 >>64271938 >>64271978 >>64272199 >>64272662 >>64272867 >>64272907 >>64274195 >>64276591 >>64277311 >>64277410 >>64277413 >>64277715 >>64277938 >>64277992 >>64277992 >>64278202 >>64280443 >>64280579 >>64280617 >>64281303 >>64283050 >>64283345 >>64283390 >>64286445 >>64286465 >>64286724 >>64287164
>see 30 of these running towards you from the horizon
wyd?
Anonymous No.64271831 >>64272815
>>64271818 (OP)
>wyd?
Run at them. wYd, cyberboi?
Anonymous No.64271870
>>64271818 (OP)
fuck off chinkshill
Anonymous No.64271875
>>64271818 (OP)
piss on them and then kill the chinkshills behind it (you)
Anonymous No.64271876 >>64286506
>>64271818 (OP)
shoot them. what else?
Anonymous No.64271880
>run jamal run!
Anonymous No.64271886
>>64271818 (OP)
Praise Blake and get out my robot net to catch me a robo-waifu to breed the next generatiin of cyborgs with.
Anonymous No.64271893 >>64279991 >>64280311 >>64283677 >>64286254
Anonymous No.64271908
>>64271818 (OP)
Why is it dressed like Adam Sandler?
Anonymous No.64271938
>>64271818 (OP)
look for one dressed as a girl
Anonymous No.64271973
ALOHA SNACKBAR!!!

Smack them down like the dirty thinking machines they are.

NO MACHINES SHALL INHERIT THE FORM OF MAN!!
Anonymous No.64271978
>>64271818 (OP)
>OH LAWD HE COMIN!
Anonymous No.64271980 >>64272643 >>64272773 >>64274446 >>64275022 >>64277035 >>64277502 >>64277516 >>64277894 >>64277950 >>64277967 >>64278025 >>64278224 >>64278367 >>64280448 >>64282853 >>64282913 >>64283677 >>64283854 >>64286253
He's your terminator
Anonymous No.64272199
>>64271818 (OP)
Open the door on my microwave, jam the door sensor plunger and press popcorn. Making sure to stand clear so I don't get cataracts.
Anonymous No.64272643
>>64271980
The grotesque of our hubris in full display as we try to copy nature's work
Anonymous No.64272662 >>64272885 >>64287552
>>64271818 (OP)
Total Clanker Death
Anonymous No.64272773 >>64286517
>>64271980
>If you don't wake up and clean your room
>no robotendies
Anonymous No.64272815
>>64271831
Da fuq lil Clanky gon do?
Anonymous No.64272867
>>64271818 (OP)
laugh at it
Anonymous No.64272885 >>64272929 >>64277992 >>64283677
>>64272662
M-maybe we could leave some of them...
Anonymous No.64272907
>>64271818 (OP)
Push them over because it's cheap junk that can only do one thing.
Anonymous No.64272929 >>64277436
>>64272885
sexbot it is then, you don't mind driving femoids obsolete?
Anonymous No.64274195
>>64271818 (OP)
Anonymous No.64274446
>>64271980
this is me trying to get up after falling over in a nightmare as the monster is closing in on me
Anonymous No.64275022
>>64271980
Is there a market for an epilepsy bot?
Anonymous No.64276591 >>64277170
>>64271818 (OP)
>Literal Chinesium robots
Relax, light a smoke, and watch to see if the hardware or software collapses catastrophically first.
Anonymous No.64277035
>>64271980
Literally me after pounding white claws and dippers at Chilies
Anonymous No.64277170
>>64276591
hopefully on camera
Anonymous No.64277311
>>64271818 (OP)
Capture 1 a change out its casing to look like Jenny from MLATR.
Anonymous No.64277410 >>64277932
>>64271818 (OP)
Why is it dressed like an obese American boomer
Anonymous No.64277413 >>64286226
>>64271818 (OP)
Anonymous No.64277436 >>64277932
>>64272929
>got chub from this
Aw blake, not like this, not like this
Anonymous No.64277502
>>64271980
Retarded design philosophy. These robots should only have the fascimile of the human form instead trying to replicate it.
Anonymous No.64277516 >>64277753
>>64271980
they need to have it play Tourettes Guy voice clips every time it falls over
Anonymous No.64277715
>>64271818 (OP)
Shoot the 30 chinks. Take robo waifu into rape dungeon.
Anonymous No.64277753
>>64277516
>Drone warrior gets its leg blown off
BOB SAGET!
Anonymous No.64277894 >>64278016
>>64271980

I did not know that robots can get autism spazz outs.
Anonymous No.64277932
>>64277410
to hide the midget wearing a robot hat.

...yes, I'd fuck the midget in the robot hat, what board do you think this IS?

>>64277436
The blessings of the phone company are upon thee, brother, upgrade to a robowang now and journey ye unto Canopus to evangelize the cyberwhores.
Anonymous No.64277936 >>64282888 >>64287731
We all know commercially affordable clankers are going to look like nip cosplayers.
Not that I mind.
Anonymous No.64277938
>>64271818 (OP)
Anonymous No.64277950
>>64271980
you laugh but he is a Capoeira master
Anonymous No.64277967
>>64271980
me after hitting a joint at a frat party (it was 50x silvia)
Anonymous No.64277992
>>64271818 (OP)
>unzips dick

>>64272885
Just get a Twi'Lek>>64271818 (OP)
Anonymous No.64278016
>>64277894
he discovered his existence is going to be shilling for CCP rather than exploiting goys like best bots do.
Anonymous No.64278025
>>64271980
>mom said I can't play the xbox until I wash off the robo-smegma
Anonymous No.64278202
>>64271818 (OP)
Anonymous No.64278224
>>64271980
>autistic kid after McDonald's changes their McNugget recipe by .001%
Anonymous No.64278314
The fucking robots are takin' mah jerb
Anonymous No.64278367
>>64271980
>nutted but she still suckin
Anonymous No.64279991 >>64280274
>>64271893
looks like someone took a clip of two women fighting an used AI to replace them with robots
Anonymous No.64280274
>>64279991
Robolesbos
Anonymous No.64280311
>>64271893
I mean, looks about as janky as early Robot Wars?
Anonymous No.64280443
>>64271818 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.64280448
>>64271980
when i'm hungover and someone asks if i want to drink
Anonymous No.64280579
>>64271818 (OP)
Kick it over? I don't think I've seen a clip where one of these Chinese robots manages to pick itself after falling over
Anonymous No.64280617
>>64271818 (OP)
Send the Zulus after them. Zulus are only scared of ghosts.
Anonymous No.64281233
I leave my family behind as a distraction and escape on my boat.
Anonymous No.64281303
>>64271818 (OP)
Put one of those anime girl heads on it and fuck it.
Anonymous No.64282853
>>64271980
>I'M PICKLE REEEEE
Anonymous No.64282888
>>64277936
I can't fucking wait
Anonymous No.64282913 >>64283028
>>64271980
this is the top chink robotics company btw
10 years behind is putting it mildly
Anonymous No.64283028
>>64282913
>10 years behind
Yes, I've seen the Russian prototypes and they are very intimidating.
Anonymous No.64283050
>>64271818 (OP)
Fire 2 rounds of .45 at them. One to kill them all and 2 because just in case.
Anonymous No.64283345 >>64283361 >>64286333
>>64271818 (OP)
The goal of all these robot propaganda videos is drum up free tech bro investor money. All of these robots don't do anything of value. They can't go into the garage and find a tool and bring it to you because their camera's can't tell the difference b/t a wrench and the background noise of other tools in a tool box. Robots just suck dick at everything except hyper specific tasks that make the humanoid shape pointless in the first place. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ICmc0QNsnl0?feature=share

They want that Tesla investor money for doing nothing of value. They can't do laundry or sort and fold clothing or carry shit or do anything of any kind of value aside of just dancing and they don't even do that shit correctly.
Anonymous No.64283361
>>64283345
Piece of shit link. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ICmc0QNsnl0 Can't find the other version but this is what they do when they step on surfaces like uneven carpet.
Anonymous No.64283390 >>64283635
>>64271818 (OP)
You can just push them over and they'll break, that's if they don't explode when they turn them on.
Wumaos and their threats are so embarrassing to watch. An agency of oppressed, malnourished retards trying to bully sane people.
Anonymous No.64283635 >>64283647
>>64283390
>threats
>it's some fuckers posting shit recorded on their phones while fucking around with an expensive commercially-grade toy
Absolutely fucking deranged
Anonymous No.64283647 >>64283809
>>64283635
>Fucked up while rewording my post
>Now Sukdeep and Schlomo are going to call me a brown ESL for disagreeing with them
Anonymous No.64283677 >>64283799
>>64271893
>>64271980
>>64272885
Anatomically Accurate silicone skinned M3gan bots fucking when?
Anonymous No.64283799 >>64284497 >>64284512 >>64286187
>>64283677
This shit right here is the real threat. Everybody thinks there will be some machine-war. Why would AI bother when it can just control man through our base instincts? Put a robot waifu in every home and the war is over before it starts. "No, anon, don't go out to the anti-AI protest. It's dangerous outside! Stay here and try out my new paizuri program <3." Control reproduction and you control the race.
Anonymous No.64283809
>>64283647
>t. Sukdeep Schlomostein
Anonymous No.64283854
>>64271980
Reminds me of the ED-209 scene in Robocop where it fell down a flight of stairs.
Anonymous No.64284497
>>64283799
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Anonymous No.64284512
>>64283799
holy dobonhonkeros
Anonymous No.64286187 >>64287493
>>64283799
Is robot pussy good for you?
Anonymous No.64286226
>>64277413
Did he die?
Anonymous No.64286253
>>64271980
Anonymous No.64286254
>>64271893
its just toribash irl
Anonymous No.64286333 >>64286450 >>64286509
>>64283345
The age old Moravec paradox, you can teach a computer to calculate a million chess moves in a microsecond or diagnose cancer from x-rays but imitating the motor skills of a stoned mcdonalds worker flippig burgers is virtually impossible.
The recent sudden leaps in LLMs etc have made the tech investors think "what if" again.
What if the software becomes smart enough to actually work in general applications next year, who's going to be in a position to capitalize and make a trillion dollars on it? The guy who already has an assembly line making shitty robots that almost work before falling over in embarrassing tech demos, or the guy who scoffed and has nothing?
Maybe the investors are delusional about the present state of the tech, and maybe they're not and simply have unthinkable amounts of money to gamble on long shots that probably won't pan out.
There's method to the madness. I wouldn't invest in it but I don't have a billion dollars to waste.
Anonymous No.64286445
>>64271818 (OP)
>wyd?
Tip a lorry load ofneodymium magnets and small steel scrap and sit back and watch the hilarity ensue
Anonymous No.64286450
>>64286333
>in a microsecond or diagnose cancer from x-rays
Alreday happening and it works, regular EMT XRays are passed though it and it identifies tumors, has saved hundreds of thousands of lives already
Anonymous No.64286465
>>64271818 (OP)
Imagine seeing one of these by itself running about it would be horrifying
Anonymous No.64286506
>>64271876
>shoot them.
GET OFF MY LAND
BANG
Anonymous No.64286509
>>64286333
Look, my negro. The only tech I currently care about is the cleaning power of oxyclean. Seriously, my white converse are fucking clean. Can a robot do that? No.
Anonymous No.64286517
>>64272773
underated post
Anonymous No.64286724
>>64271818 (OP)
Shoot all 30 chinks so they don't destroy the robot.
Anonymous No.64287164
>>64271818 (OP)
This robot runs like my bro's dad. He has the same fashion sense too.
Anonymous No.64287275 >>64287295
God I want a maidbot so bad /b/ros
Anonymous No.64287295
>>64287275
You won't be getting one. Get a real gf, poorfag.
Anonymous No.64287493 >>64287549
>>64286187
No, it will spoil you off the real thing. If everybody is gooing to robo-puss, birth rates will plummet and the machine overlords can just inherit the planet without a fight.
Anonymous No.64287549
>>64287493
Hey, as long as the machine overlords keep us supplied with robopussy, they can over the planet.
Anonymous No.64287552
>>64272662
Based
Anonymous No.64287557
Would SS109 actually be useful against robots
Anonymous No.64287731
>>64277936
Can't wait until I can get my own SOP