Thread 64278074

wake up babe, new pidor wunderwaffe just dropped!

Dragoons of the 21st century, simple as

>>64278074 (OP)
>now with extra boom!

>>64278083
>boom, boom, boom, boom, I want you in my room

>>64278094
One day, when this war is over, I look forward to the mobik caught in homosexual activity supercut with that song blasting.

>>64278074 (OP)
How long before we get the Ukrainian drone video?!?!?

>>64278109
The biggest amount of RU homosex will never be online because it happens outside of frontlines, specifically at bases. I know two guys from russia whom were mobilized in 2022 and 2023, they've spent ~2 months in between various army bases as "training", slowly being transferred every couple of weeks closer and closer to ukraine. There was never any training at those bases, but what was there was a ton of drinking and retarded shenanigans. Imagine a bunch of 25-40 y.o. uncs who behave like the most vile and degenerate teenagers who somehow have income, don't need to work and are shielded from being fucked up by their parents. Almost a lord of the flies type of deal. And yes, big amount of homosex and rape under the pretense of morale boosting, discipline installment and other cope was a thing.

>>64278141
I suspect those will be uploaded and some point in time as well, either during the russia collapse part or coming to terms with the whole subservient to china phase in society

I don't care about this war enough to keep up with the insults so I never know which side is shilling
But either way it doesn't make sense
>Look how silly and ineffectual the other side is
Yet they haven't been beaten and the war continues, intresting

>>64278074 (OP)
At this point even actual Orks have less suicidal ingenuity than ziggers

>>64278200
Almost as if one side is fighting an existential threat from a vast horde of retards

>>64278200
I like how you presuppose that this is a lie or is disregarding anything instead of just sharing something baffling and trying to understand it/ laugh at it

>>64278074 (OP)
The only thing that's holding them back from forming proper gay biker gangs is their libertarian government.

>>64278074 (OP)
i like it
now i wouldnt want to be on it anywhere near the front lines

Tuna delivery

>>64278074 (OP)
>rocket jumping in Quake & TF2
>grenade jumping in Halo
>TM-62 mine jumping in real life

>>64278200
>intresting

>>64278074 (OP)
For what purpose

>>64278609
Their job is to get across the red zone (from back lines into front lines, while in range of enemy fire) as fast as possible. If Russkies try that in any vehicle larger than a quad-bike ATV they will instantly get drone-dropped or mortared to oblivion. So you can't send lots of people on one vehicle.

But if you send them one by one, they don't have nearly as much carrying capacity for ammo, explosives and mines. one man can only carry so much.
So you get some e-scoots and duct tape/clingwrap that gear onto it. And send them once by one, hoping that at least a couple of them could get through.

>>64278609
to be cheaper

>>64278200
slavic war please understand

>>64278702
>vespa

>>64278074 (OP)
This might work in regular traffic, but how are they planning to get close to a tank with that?

>>64278200
>Yet they haven't been beaten and the war continues
3-day wars aren't easy you know.

>>64278074 (OP)
You laugh but this is peak Mobik engineering. Strap some rolls of plastic explosive to the Chinese electric scooter and send Pidor Pidorovich on his way.

>>64278295
That thing is fucking awesome and i would spend a huge amount of money to own one.

>>64278295
I would spend a unreasonable amount of money for that.

>>64278200
It's more like "look the Russian army said for decades that they were the second best army of the world and they are now using donkeys and stolen electric scooters"
Ukrainians also use this shit but I don't remember them saying that they were on pair with the US army.

>>64278200
So when DOES russia win against a not even peer country of unintelligent and unmotivated farmers and drunks?

>>64278169
already has been for years now

>>64278074 (OP)
Brigador was right.

>>64280657
>>64280677
Casual browsing points out that it's literally a Snow Mobile in a new body shell, so the motor tends to run hot and kill itself during normal operations.

>>64280925
Sadly there isn't really anything that can be done with the engine in terms of cooling besides the existing fan, i'm not sure how you could do much more with a two stroke given the size constraints.

>>64278074 (OP)
Well that's one solution to drone jammers.

>>64278074 (OP)
It looks electric, imagine getting stranded by this piece of shit because Ivan forgot to plug it in last night.

>>64282009
You can still pedal electric bikes if the motor dies, but with that frame and those wheels it won't be a fun experience.

>>64282063
Walking would be better, you're fucked using that thing I guess the only advantage is no thermal signature other than the giant human riding on the thing

>>64278295
Reminds me of pic. rel.
And just like during WW2 he's on American vehicle.
Maybe next time we see this he's unzer actzual Pzh2000 fire juzt like WW2.

>>64280957
Easy solution: Ditch the awful old Kohler engine and swap in a more modern mill.
Lots more modern of snowmobiles still have parallel-twin two-strokes of similar size with CVT transmissions, but the modern ones are liquid cooled.
You'd need to fabricate some new engine mounts, various adapters, do some plumbing and wiring, but it's absolutely something a decently skilled amateur mechanic could pull of in their garage within a reasonable budget and time frame.

>>64282085
The real benefit is that they're practically silent.

>>64280657
Norktard it's your just so you're aware I still wanna fuck Kim Jong Un's hot sister brooooo I wanna nut in her gook pussy while she scowls at me and calls me an American Pig-dog brooooo hook me up konichiwa dude

I would take a puch magnum X into combat

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XCc08vhmuz0

>>64280925
>>64280957
Maybe improving the airflow, but it still would run hot in traffic jams etc
A swap would be the best given it was supposed to have a beetle engine in the beginning, probably even a modern bike engine would do a better job

C&C chads keep being right

>>64282701
German generals is the only example I can think of where censorship has to be laid on so thicc it radically altered every aspect of a game.
It's surreal

>>64278759
The occupants of the car would survive unharmed if their vehicle hit that. Anything larger, like a truck or van, would possibly still be driveable.