Thread 64279695

Meanwhile in the /k/aribbean sea...

Eh I'm sure its fine, the /k/aptain said he diverted a bit

>>64279695 (OP)
Arr, who be takin the rum bottles and replacin the arr for a c? It be gettin on me nerves, now I can't tell which bottles are for seamen and which are for semen

>>64279733
This is why I kept nagging you idiots to use the label printer. All of this could have been avoided had you'd just listened to me. Also I'm more worried about the tannerite getting mixed up with the baking soda and flower personally. Getting some free protein is the least bad thing that can happen right now.

Man, I sure hate Cubans. And Haitians. And Jamaicans, and ...

>>64279779
I'm not that worried, worst case scenario we can make bombs that look like pies

Where the cute black girls at? I NEED to colonize RIGHT NOW

>>64280375
quadroons are better it's just a fact

>>64279695 (OP)
>Mfw the designated swabbing boy has once again drunken the spiked rum I left out to catch the fishman that keeps pinching my parrots
Such is life on the ‘Ribbean

>>64280375
We sail for Barbados tomorrow me lad, many a pitch black harlot await ye

>>64280375
>cute
>black girls
Pick one, OP.

And I say
Don't like Jamaica (Oh no!)
I love her (Eh!)

>>64280401
That's the great thing about black girls that you can use them to make quadroons.

Hey guys, i just came back from Jeff's island. Some of the shit ive seen...did you know that

>>64279724
>live chavez reaction
>burning skeleton in hell

we are all waiting for trump to snap and murder maduro, it would be the best policy he can have with south america, drugs will still be flowing since every time they kill a narco a nigger from the endless supply a starving niggers will pop out, thats a usa domestic consumption issue

>>64279695 (OP)
>E.U. Territories Outside The E.U.
which one is better?

>>64280968
St. Peirre windy and isolated but also very cosy a cross over of France and the scandies my personal favorite. although I was only there for a couple of days.
of the carribian ones I'd say the Dutch Antilles. French Guiana is also nice if you stick to the ESA enclave, there's also the Foreign Legion jungle training and garrison so the most /k/ by far.
Réunion is just a tropical resort.
Nouvelle-Calédonie was a lot nicer then I expected but I don't care for the kanak.

>>64279695 (OP)
WHERE HAS THE RUM GONE?

cabin femboy or indigenous woman?

>>64280589
>does he know?

>>64281231
No uk ones?

>>64281464
do I look like I want to eat soggy peas and drink hor beer on a tropical beach?

>>64281476
bermuda and gibraltar has forts and pirates. tho what do the france and dutch ones has?

>>64280687
>Jeff's island
At least you know there be booty to plunder, just got to get in line behind Mandelson

>>64281496
good food, cool drinks and hot women

So here me out anons, things in the USA are kind of a mess right now and I'm thinking about bailing out. Thoughts on becoming an expat in the Bahamas? Weather seems nice there.

>>64283358
hmm

>>64283358
if you live in the Caribbean what fucking excuse will you have for not engaging in piracy

>>64283358
Curacao is a better choice. It's basically money-laundering central there, so you can buy yourself whatever kind of protection you want.

>>64283591
US Coast Guard is very active there.

>>64281264
I had the men tip the casks overboard.

>>64281464
Unfortunately the UK is let down by the Pitcains, something is not right there

>>64281282
>indig
Of course.
>>64280648
>you can use them
This is very sexist and not how it works.

>>64286401
DR MATURIN YOU WILL BE TAKEN ABOVE AND PUNISHED

AS A BOY