Thread 64281027

So hear me out:
We all know that robo dogs suck quite a lot, so they're not really a great option for front line transport of goods, so the alternative in Ukraine has been fucking donkeys.
But that comes with the problem that they still need to be led by a person, in order to know where they need to go.

So what if we developed a little machine that is strapped on the back of the donkey, which pinches it to go where we need it to go, so it could deliver the shit autonomously?

>>64281027 (OP)
Ukrainian troops have long been using “ground-based robotic systems” for logistics in hard-to-reach positions.

>>64281027 (OP)
I hope the russians pay dearly for every donkey killed in action.

>>64281033
I can't imagine those either work well in mud season nor drive very autonomously.

>>64281033
A huge number of different modifications are being tested.

>>64281034
Hopefully they will reach the economic decision they made in the Crimean War to stop issuing donkeys as being too expensive in comparison to the cost of conscripts

>>64281043
Neat!

>>64281042
I'm too lazy to encode videos.
Just trust me, they work.
Not in all situations, but they work.

>>64281051
At a certain time I've looked into similar problems, it was about rescue missions out of dangerous environments (we considered a Chernobyl situation), but it's very cool to see how far it's progresses. I still think control is probably some poor fuck at the end of a controller by wire.

>>64281045
I feel bad for the donkey. Not the dick shits choosing to piss on eachothers heads.

Okay. Otherwise, no one will believe it without a video, as usual.

>>64281043
>>64281051
Kind of interesting to see the different construction, top one is sort of your classic machine and sheet metal shop while the bottom one has a lot of 3D printed bits in it. Both equally valid when you need stuff in a hurry for not a lot of money

>>64281027 (OP)
look up cow collars, they vibrate to steer them and work very well

There are many different ones. For different tasks.

Future is now.

Is it time to test the fishing rod and carrot?

>Learning each supply route after only a couple of trips, she often traveled to deliver supplies to the troops on her own, without benefit of a handler. The highlight of her nine-month military career came in late March 1953 during the Battle for Outpost Vegas when, in a single day, she made 51 solo trips to resupply multiple front line units.
Just train them better

>>64281094
Training costs money, and animals are only so predictable. This one horse did a good job, probably a lot of other horses didn't, and I wouldn't expect an animal to be this well behaved.

>>64281107
The trick is not to anally rape the donkey Vatnik Vatnikovich

>>64281118
No

Nothing good happens after "okay hear me out"

>>64281139
Just here to tell you're wrong:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGchfT3yMs&pp=ygUZc3VzaGkgZ2xvcnkgbG9uZWx5IGlzbGFuZA%3D%3D

>>64281118
not possible in the russian military

>>64281027 (OP)
ziggers love hurting animals for some reason

>>64281042
Tracks are built for mud.

>>64281214
Russians and churkas hate equines because it reminds them of their Mongol overlords.

>>64281042
>nor drive very autonomously
still better to have an operator drive them remotely

>>64281107
training costs money, and animals are only so predictable. this is the problem with trying to lead an army of russians.

>>64281027 (OP)
He's a cute little guy! I hope he is OK!

>>64281033
>>64281043
Thanks for being our live fire these Ukies!
How many more troops do you think they have left anyway?

>>64281042
>I can't imagine those either work well in mud season
It looks small and light enough with a large enough footprint that it would float on deep mud pretty easily.

>so the alternative in Ukraine has been fucking donkeys
Posted from a dagestani oblast

>>64281118
>thinking a proud pozzian warrior can resist the temptation of taking the huge donkey dick up his ass
its been six months since donkes first appeared and we still lack donkey show vids by the vatnik camp

>>64281027 (OP)
>ziggers are, once again, copying everything the germans did 80 years ago

>>64281027 (OP)
>So what if we developed a little machine that is strapped on the back of the donkey
Can I call it a dronkey? I want to call it a dronkey.

>>64281063
Good ol boys in Louisiana been doing this with quads for 30 years.

>>6428108>now
>09/19/25(Fri)02:48:49
There went the future. That future was shit.

>>64281083
War is going to be so soulless

>>64286853
30? Lmao. More like 60.