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Yukari !!DdB37avmezx No.64281318 >>64281327 >>64281615 >>64281847 >>64282184 >>64284405
/ak/ - Cute Anthropomorphized Vehicles Edition
OLD: >>64272221
I no longer care about the music player
Anonymous No.64281327
>>64281318 (OP)
I LOVE γ‚ΈγƒΌγ‚Ήγƒͺむ姐さん
Anonymous No.64281332
>Thread by floozie kisser
Anonymous No.64281336
Fox Friday is back!
Anonymous No.64281351 >>64281375 >>64282520
fucker of slovenian women No.64281374 >>64281379 >>64285673
>>64279654
Anonymous No.64281375 >>64281384 >>64281759 >>64282520
>>64281351
What did she mean by this?
fucker of slovenian women No.64281379 >>64281381 >>64285673
>>64281374
fucker of slovenian women No.64281381 >>64285673
>>64281379

Plus about a thousand more imgs on safebooru
Anonymous No.64281384 >>64282032
>>64281375
She's courting her cute Algerian lover.
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.64281615
>>64281318 (OP)
Anonymous No.64281759
>>64281375
>kiss my ass, faggot
Anonymous No.64281764 >>64281794 >>64284366
New 'shimi just dropped
Anonymous No.64281794 >>64282080
>>64281764
>piling sugar in
Unforgiveable. The fluffball maids must be punished.
Anonymous No.64281847 >>64282118 >>64282181
>>64281318 (OP)
>Anthropomorphized edition
Obligatory "I'm not a furry, but..." our of the way, something about the way nips draw furries is actually pretty cute, they're usually very cute and cuddly looking without getting into that seriously jarring uncanny look western furry art has. I think it's mostly the fact that the snouts are smaller.
Anonymous No.64281967 >>64282182
>>64279714
Chubby shotguns are good for you
Anonymous No.64282032
>>64281384
TFW no French girl and Algerian girl to yuri NTR me.
Anonymous No.64282050
Only just now have I realized this was the Anime /k/ thread and not an AK thread
Anonymous No.64282080 >>64282091 >>64282132 >>64282383
>>64281794
>The fluffball maids must be punished.

But how do we punish mischievous maids?
Anonymous No.64282091
>>64282080
with lots of smooches and headpats
Anonymous No.64282118 >>64282145
>>64281847
One more just to get it out of my system, I promise I'll return to furry hate afterwards.
Anonymous No.64282132
>>64282080
The answer is, as always, rape.
Anonymous No.64282145
>>64282118
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Anonymous No.64282180 >>64282232
Anonymous No.64282181 >>64282224 >>64284998
>>64281847
That's why you distinguish them by calling it "kemono" and not furry.
Anonymous No.64282182
>>64281967
she is built like this mexican girl i had sex with, and another indian girl (gujarati) i also had sex with. very interesting build to sex. very bottom heavy, yet you can still throw them around. i gave them the piledriver and they curled up like an armadillo and rolled away. they said no deep dick action pls
Anonymous No.64282184 >>64285172
>>64281318 (OP)
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Anonymous No.64282219 >>64282590
Tell me that they got married and had lots of babies.
Anonymous No.64282224 >>64282354
>>64282181
As I understand it a kemono has a mostly human body and face with just a few animal accessories, what I posted is definitely more of a true furry, full body fur and small snout
Anonymous No.64282232
>>64282180
Man, I liked K0Ng until he started drawing a bunch of blacked and gangbang shit, the fuck happened?
Anonymous No.64282233 >>64285004
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Anonymous No.64282257 >>64284113
Anonymous No.64282266 >>64282268
Anonymous No.64282268 >>64284117
>>64282266
Holy shit Zelda is a girl!?
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Anonymous No.64282312 >>64282364
never buy food made by weeaboos
Anonymous No.64282354
>>64282224
You're thinking of kemonomimi.

"Kemono" = Beast
"mimi" = ears
Anonymous No.64282360
Huhh dughh durrhyh huhhh dup fuhhhh gurrr *drools* dfgbuug *shits pants* uAHUAHAHHUUUHHHH
Anonymous No.64282364
>>64282312
Eat your "Fries" Anon. They're nothing "Wrong" with them.
Anonymous No.64282383
>>64282080
Make them drink the nasty ass tea
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Anonymous No.64282520 >>64282558 >>64282562 >>64282574 >>64283508
>>64281351
>>64281375
She's testing to see if you'll wimp out on spanking her or not. Don't be intimidated, though if you fail to make her feel something she'll just make fun of you an call you a softy for the rest of the day.
Anonymous No.64282558 >>64282577
>>64282520
What's the appropriate number of spanks one must administer?
Anonymous No.64282562
>>64282520
it's always the upper-class, refined ladies who turn out to be the kinkiest
Anonymous No.64282574
>>64282520
Do women really?
Anonymous No.64282577
>>64282558
>What's the appropriate number of spanks one must administer?
oui (to Americans & the odd uncultured swine or three from outside of USA that might wander here by accident: "oui" is French for "yes")
Anonymous No.64282590 >>64282918
>>64282219
I told you that yesterday, but if you insist.

they got married and had lots of babies.
Anonymous No.64282614 >>64282620 >>64282635 >>64282700
France really needs to be nuked along with multiple other countries.
Anonymous No.64282620 >>64282700
>>64282614
Another day, another turdie getting assblasted about France.
Anonymous No.64282635 >>64282700
>>64282614
Another day, another first worlder getting assblasted about France.
TΕ‘uhna !!EkluDVBxaRi No.64282700 >>64282722 >>64282878
>>64282614
>>64282620
>>64282635
namefagging for the sole purpose of reminiscing about a happier time when everyone was in agreement that the latest Republican president was worse than the latest Democrat president.
TΕ‘uhna !!EkluDVBxaRi No.64282722 >>64287482
>>64282700
also, when I posted that pic without reading the contents, I was convinced Cameron was talking about France rather than Germany (it boggles my mind that a British person might prefer nuking Germany over France)
Anonymous No.64282724 >>64282728 >>64282730 >>64282878 >>64283156
and now, the mandatory Fox Tax for Fox Friday
Anonymous No.64282728 >>64282738 >>64282744
>>64282724
best day of the week
Anonymous No.64282730 >>64282738
>>64282724
Anonymous No.64282738 >>64282745
>>64282730
>>64282728
>best day of the week
>YWN brush the tails of a nine-tailed fox
pain
Anonymous No.64282744 >>64285192
>>64282728
we heard u like foxes, so we took this photo of a fox hugging a fox
Anonymous No.64282745 >>64282766
>>64282738
one tail is enough for me
Anonymous No.64282766 >>64282769
>>64282745
b-but the heaven of being cocooned in a cloud of fluffy tails!
Anonymous No.64282769
>>64282766
I have a heaven of my own
Anonymous No.64282878 >>64282922 >>64282926 >>64284015 >>64284136
>>64282700
>"Coke is better than Pepsi!! Voot Coke"
>"Noooo, Pepsi is better than Coke!! Voot Pepsi"
They're both carbonated slop, I can't comprehend why this is still such a major mental illness in the US. Are my fellow citizens STILL /k/oping this hard?

If I'm gonna lose all my constitutional rights I might as well lose them while standing by my principle values and vote LoLbert. Cattle will call me a fence sitter, fine BUT I see no difference between being on the beef side of the fence or the sheep side of the fence, ya'll are both getting slaughtered in the end of the day.

>>64282724
What does the fox tax provide in turn? Will there be well maintained public airstrips available for anons to take old restored Harriers and MIG's out for a spin in order to make the Militia stronger?
Or is it just more shovel ready nonsense?
Anonymous No.64282918
>>64282590
Anonymous No.64282922
>>64282878
Fox tax provides fox. Here's my contribution.
Anonymous No.64282926 >>64283730 >>64284136
>>64282878
the political rat race is tiering. I have become even more disenfranchised with the republicans that I already was. I'll probably vote libertarian in 2028, even if it's a waste of a vote.
Anonymous No.64283156
>>64282724
love anatomically correct headgear
Anonymous No.64283267
Anonymous No.64283508 >>64287426
>>64282520
>>>/r9k/
Anonymous No.64283730 >>64285359
>>64282926
At that point just don't vote.
It's the same effect.
I'll vote whatever accelerates the fastest
Anonymous No.64283746 >>64283802
Had about the dumbest and weebiest idea for trying to fix my shit tier sleep schedule by setting up my phone and computer to automatically open a picture of a tired or concerned anime girl saying "Anon, it's bed time, please go to sleep" everyday at the tine I should start going to sleep.
Anonymous No.64283802 >>64283880
>>64283746
damn, if it works. having a job fixed my sleep schedule, a couple day of going to work dead tired and I now go to bed at a reasonable time.
Anonymous No.64283880
>>64283802
God I wish, I can come how absolutely dead tired, get distracted with just one thing on the computer, and that night only clock in five hours of sleep because I didn't even realize it was almost 2am. I basically having gotten a single full 8 hours in the past like three weeks.
Anonymous No.64284015 >>64284136
>>64282878
Personally, I always try to vote for Solidarity whenever they have a candidate in whatever election i'm voting in. I don't even like Solidarity, I just hate everyone else more.
Anonymous No.64284025
Ah, Friday.
Anonymous No.64284113
>>64282257
I like that it says the bay doors are open with absolutely zero mention that the red bombs are literal nukes
Anonymous No.64284117
>>64282268
Bro Zelda was always a girl
Anonymous No.64284136 >>64284499
>>64282878
>>64282926
>>64284015
Based election losers
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Anonymous No.64284200 >>64284202
>Fox Friday
OK

>>64265615
What do you want from me?
Anonymous No.64284202 >>64284344 >>64284383
>>64284200
Artist was too based for this world
Anonymous No.64284231 >>64284318 >>64284452 >>64284800 >>64285339
I prefer having a waitress that’s much older than me at a restaurant
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Anonymous No.64284283
Reminder.
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Anonymous No.64284292
You think she'd really eat rats?
Anonymous No.64284318 >>64284325
>>64284231
I know its just their job but my heart acted a little funny awhile back when a waitress had a short conversation with me... she must have been 40 or late 30s
Anonymous No.64284325 >>64284408
>>64284318
Sometimes I get the urge to say something flirty but stop myself (like saying β€œyou’ve been sweet enough” if asked if I want desert). I did once make a flight attendant who was 20 years older than me happy saying that she had a nice smile.
Anonymous No.64284344
>>64284202
I read that she used to stream, guess we all missed our chance to hear her voice :c
Anonymous No.64284366
>>64281764
Still not enough
Anonymous No.64284383 >>64284405
>>64284202
>was
She quit discord or Twatter or whatever last I checked, not like she had a funeral.
I'm sure there are ways to contact her unless she got doxx'd and quite the Internet or at least that personification of herself entirely anyway.
Anonymous No.64284405
>>64281318 (OP)
That's because you're a phone poster, al-Bukhari. You might actually be the final motive I have left to intervene anymore

>>64284383
>YuYu Hakusho
For some reason, I really liked the concept of his middle, ring finger and pinkie functioning as a "spirit magazine" with his index finger as a "spirit chamber" for an additional round
Anonymous No.64284408
>>64284325
>I did once make a flight attendant who was 20 years older than me happy saying that she had a nice smile.
based hag maxxer
Anonymous No.64284452 >>64284474
>>64284231
Hey whoever said older had to be 10 years older? One year older is fine by me.
I just need a mommy with big milkies to mom me.
Anonymous No.64284474 >>64284577
>>64284452
I was on friendly terms with a woman in college who was 1 year older than me
if I ever meet her again, I want to make a joke about her being a "mature older woman"
Anonymous No.64284499 >>64284601
>>64284136
Neither were demons and neither were involved with systematic live child sacrifices despite what (((Old Testament))) crap told you. Baal was the sky-father of the Canaanites, a better Semitic group than the Israelites.
Anonymous No.64284547
>heavily pregnant Sheeta and Pazu make love the candlelight of their little home as the creepy glowniggers crawl about outside
Anonymous No.64284575
Well, let me have a ruler and a saw and a board and I'll cut it
Anonymous No.64284577
>>64284474
lol do it
Anonymous No.64284601 >>64286458
>>64284499
>Neither were demons
Yes they were.
>neither were involved with systematic live child sacrifices
Moloch's name is a literal reference to his taking of burnt human offerings. You don't have to accept Jewish texts on the matter, the Romans recorded the same fact.
>better Semitic group than the Israelites.
All Semites are bad. Phoenicians are the original merchants. Carthaginians were the same but with added militarism. Hebrews were genocidal sociopaths. Akkadians/Assyrians were probably the worst of the bunch, there's a reason nobody was all that upset that the Persians fucked them up. Arabs used to be the least offensive of the bunch solely because they stayed fucked off far beyond the borders of civilization, but that changed.
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Anonymous No.64284762 >>64284771 >>64284776
Damn I really need a white pill.
Anonymous No.64284771 >>64284799
>>64284762
AMERICA WILL DESTROY THE JUDEO COMMUNIST MENACE!
Anonymous No.64284776 >>64284799
>>64284762
The animists were right.
Your guns really do love you, especially if you take care of them.
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.64284788 >>64284809
Man talking to my brother while he's medicated was depressing. Like I could tell it was him but he was visibly slower and sedated
Anonymous No.64284799 >>64284810
>>64284771
yippee :D
>>64284776
>animists
Damn so that's what its called. Yeah I believe that in some form especially with a few things that I've made..
>Your guns really do love you, especially if you take care of them.
If thats the case some of them probably hate me... its not that I don't take care of them but I certainly have my favorites over others.
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.64284800
>>64284231
trench coat gal=seggs
Anonymous No.64284809
>>64284788
Its scary what meds can do to a person.
Anonymous No.64284810 >>64284830
>>64284799
>If thats the case some of them probably hate me... its not that I don't take care of them but I certainly have my favorites over others.
That's fine. Everyone has favorites.
Be sure to be sincere with the love you have. Learn as much about your tools as you can. An inept, abusive wielder is always far worse than an inattentive one.
Anonymous No.64284830
>>64284810
Damn... Yeah the animists were definitely on to something.
Anonymous No.64284998
>>64282181
I'm sorry but that's cope, it's still furry
Anonymous No.64285004
>>64282233
>FAL with receiver mounted clip guide
Anonymous No.64285028
Deredere Hipper? Deredere Hipper!
Anonymous No.64285172
>>64282184
;_;
Anonymous No.64285192
>>64282744
Only one of those Kagas is a fox.
Anonymous No.64285339 >>64286152
>>64284231
Hags are more of an aesthetic than anything else these days. If a woman dresses the right way, she's considered a hag. Same with MILFs.
Anonymous No.64285359 >>64285502 >>64287011
>>64283730
I don't really get this. His memory included standing up, so he stood up IRL and got shot?
Anonymous No.64285410
Anonymous No.64285502 >>64287011
>>64285359
Seems to me more like he just got distracted
Anonymous No.64285673
>>64281374
>>64281379
>>64281381
God I love the Afrika Corps and Kriegsmarine
Anonymous No.64285992
Made for Big Iberian Arquebus
Anonymous No.64286152
>>64285339
Eh a women around my age can dress like an older woman but still won’t be older so I’ll still be uncomfortable
Anonymous No.64286458 >>64286593
>>64284601
You worship Jewish dick by following (((Old Testament))) lies.
Anonymous No.64286593 >>64286898
>>64286458
I'm not an adherent of any Abrahamic religion, and once more you do not need to look at the Old Testament to see these facts, Romans record the same fact, and so does the archeological record in Carthage. Human sacrifice was not a particularly odd custom in the era, only a few groups in the entire world even opposed the idea, (Hebrews, Romans+Greeks-though they could be convinced to do a little human sacrifice on occasion, and Zoroastrian Iranians.) Everyone else had no problem with human sacrifice. Celts engaged in purposeful ritualistic headhunting. Half of what we know about the ancient Germanic peoples is because of all the humans they sacrificed in bogs. Mass graves of sacrificed bodies have been found all over the steppes from the Scythians, we've already been over the Semites, the Hindus were still doing human sacrifice when the British arrived, Chinks did mass scale human sacrifice, featherjeets and nogs were also still doing human sacrifice when Christians arrived and told them to stop (with guns).
Anonymous No.64286684 >>64286828
Oh shit, just realized it's mooncake season, gotta swing by the local Asian market and grab some before the viciously possessive Asian grannies snag them all
Anonymous No.64286828 >>64287024
>>64286684
Egg or no egg?
Anonymous No.64286870 >>64286910 >>64287072 >>64287487 >>64287559
Which is better? Women in Police uniforms or Military uniforms?
Anonymous No.64286898 >>64287053
>>64286593
Tacitus wrote that ancient Germanics killed convicted criminals and tossed the bodies into the bogs or even drowned bodies in the bogs. Also, more recent forensic evidence suggest natural causes were the number one cause of death of the bog bodies. Also, natural infant mortality rates made live child sacrifices too dysgenic to have become a tradition for civilizations that lasted as long as the Canaanites.
By the way, many Romans were propagandists who lied about their enemies initially to rationalize and justify conquests only for later generations to backtrack a bit.
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Anonymous No.64286910 >>64286933
>>64286870
Femboys in either.
Next question.
Anonymous No.64286912 >>64287701
Clankers' Frontline
Anonymous No.64286933
>>64286910
WRONG! Only bio women.
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Anonymous No.64287011
>>64285359
>>64285502
It's a reference to the ending of All Quiet on the Western Front.
Anonymous No.64287024
>>64286828
Egg of course, adds that unique flavor combo that you just don't get in western pastries
Anonymous No.64287053
>>64286898
>Tacitus wrote that ancient Germanics killed convicted criminals and tossed the bodies into the bogs
And performed sacrifices. We know they did. Their own tales recount it, those that survive. Numerous cultures that encountered the Norse recounted the same.

Again, this was not considered some unreasonable slander by the Romans, because literally everyone (but them, the Hebrews, and the Persians) did it. It wasn't an oddity, it was what literally every barbarian culture did.
>natural infant mortality rates made live child sacrifices too dysgenic to have become a tradition for civilizations that lasted as long as the Canaanites
Not true, because you can just make more children, what's hard is getting them to survive to adulthood, not squeezin em out and burning them up.
>only for later generations to backtrack a bit.
Later generations encountered Germanics that willingly Christianized. The Vandals and Goths were already Christian when they invaded Roman territory. In fact, in many cases they set about crucifying Roman officials in territories they conquered, for sins such as homosexuality.
Anonymous No.64287072 >>64287097 >>64287126
>>64286870
Frankly I am 10x more scared of the idea of being arrested by a small female cop than some roided to the gills male cop, simply because the roid ape is more likely to feel he could take you without having to shoot you while the female cop is probably jumpy as all hell and will start panic magdumping if you so much as sneeze.
Anonymous No.64287097 >>64287107 >>64287126 >>64287228
>>64287072
https://youtu.be/6YQY_fA5Plo?si=PUpA-q5oMYj3TqN0
Anonymous No.64287107 >>64287228
>>64287097
The Radovan experience
Anonymous No.64287126
>>64287097
I forgot how much Hank was a magnet.

>>64287072
Than don't do anything stupid.
Anonymous No.64287228 >>64287487
>>64287097
>>64287107
kek
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Anonymous No.64287426
>>64283508
>9/gay
I'll have you know I'm not a pathetic raging incel constantly seething about some boogeyman named Chad but whatever.
I respect of kind heart masochists.
Anonymous No.64287482
>>64282722
Nuke both desu.
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.64287487
>>64286870
Military uniforms all the way (especially Serbian oakleaf uniforms).

>>64287228
That's the closest I've been to sex. I'm not outliving this am I.
Anonymous No.64287559
>>64286870
Military uniforms, all the way.
Anonymous No.64287701
>>64286912
Cute hag