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Anonymous 9/19/2025, 2:33:53 PM No.64281397 [Report] >>64281411 >>64281425 >>64281452 >>64281469 >>64281566 >>64281595 >>64281734 >>64281858
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Small Flamingo.
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 2:39:35 PM No.64281411 [Report]
>>64281397 (OP)
finally a dildo big enough for OP's flaming like russian refinery faggot ass
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 2:44:25 PM No.64281425 [Report] >>64281480
>>64281397 (OP)
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 2:45:41 PM No.64281429 [Report]
Cute
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 2:53:45 PM No.64281439 [Report] >>64281456
>globohomo can't kill you, it doesn't have weapons
>the globohomo cruise missile
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 2:58:34 PM No.64281452 [Report]
>>64281397 (OP)
combat strapon
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 2:59:47 PM No.64281456 [Report]
>>64281439
>>64281437
Do not redeem!
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 3:01:03 PM No.64281461 [Report]
First the LGBTR and now the gay dildo missile.
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 3:02:14 PM No.64281469 [Report]
>>64281397 (OP)
They should paint at least some of the big ones pink too, it would be kino
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 3:06:01 PM No.64281480 [Report] >>64281483 >>64281517
>>64281425
Copious amounts of lube are prepared at destination.
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 3:07:41 PM No.64281483 [Report] >>64281492 >>64281561
>>64281480
That's why they attacking refineries, the lube
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 3:10:30 PM No.64281492 [Report]
>>64281483
Oh wow, the targets self lubricate. It makes sense now.
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 3:22:46 PM No.64281517 [Report] >>64281561
>>64281480
Lube is literally "petroleum jelly", a side product of oil refining.
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 3:28:42 PM No.64281535 [Report] >>64281550
They're just trying to respect Russian culture.
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 3:30:52 PM No.64281540 [Report]
oh, the british sent another prototype!
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 3:35:30 PM No.64281550 [Report] >>64281568
>>64281535
When it's pleasantly pink, no. It has to be grey/red, brutal and unwanted.
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 3:36:54 PM No.64281551 [Report]
>live, laugh, love
Should be on the side of the missile
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 3:39:49 PM No.64281561 [Report] >>64281733
>>64281483
>>64281517
the russian/soviet term for petroleum products is "fuel and lube products"
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 3:41:56 PM No.64281566 [Report]
>>64281397 (OP)
The right weapon for the right faggot, like my grandma used to say back in the day.
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 3:42:21 PM No.64281568 [Report]
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>>64281550
That's only for locals. For foreigners any color at all will do really, though black/brown is preferred.
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 3:56:43 PM No.64281595 [Report] >>64281717
>>64281397 (OP)
just fyi this is a small scale prototype.
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 4:48:43 PM No.64281717 [Report] >>64281724
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>>64281595
So what you're saying is that it gets bigger?
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 4:52:52 PM No.64281724 [Report]
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>>64281717
baka
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 4:56:21 PM No.64281733 [Report]
>>64281561
Standard NATO term is POL, unironically
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 4:56:29 PM No.64281734 [Report] >>64281772 >>64282814
>>64281397 (OP)
The pink coloration isn´t actually a flamingo´s natural colour, it gets it from a pigment in the Russian blood that is feeds on.
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 4:58:07 PM No.64281740 [Report]
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Anonymous 9/19/2025, 5:05:57 PM No.64281772 [Report] >>64282814
>>64281734
>gets it from a pigment in the Russian blood that is feeds on
>isn´t natural
/0, that's is the definition of natural
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 5:30:45 PM No.64281858 [Report]
>>64281397 (OP)
Hog on the run
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 5:31:39 PM No.64281863 [Report] >>64281872 >>64281876
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They're creepy ass birds and I don't trust them.

Annorexic Slenderman shoebill methheads.
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 5:35:04 PM No.64281872 [Report]
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>>64281863
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 5:36:10 PM No.64281876 [Report]
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>>64281863
They also sleep while trapped in ice until the sun melts it.
Anonymous 9/19/2025, 9:52:44 PM No.64282814 [Report]
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>>64281772
>>64281734
They should feed the missiles flamingo milk until they turn pink
Anonymous 9/20/2025, 9:53:34 AM No.64284978 [Report]
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Finally, the perfect dildo for me