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Anonymous No.64282342 >>64282357 >>64282436 >>64282477 >>64282572 >>64282818 >>64282919 >>64283189 >>64283271 >>64283326 >>64283393 >>64283727 >>64283975 >>64284989 >>64287300 >>64287737
How would you run the operation to take the base if the Taliban refuse? And keep it, alone, a bit like Guantanamo.
>not far from Kabul
>surrounded by mountains 7 to 4 o'clock
>leftover manpads and hell knows what from the US left
Anonymous No.64282357
>>64282342 (OP)
Tbh I don't think the Taliban really give a fuck.
Anonymous No.64282358 >>64282438 >>64287074
can't he just sanction them or something?
Anonymous No.64282436 >>64282467 >>64282474 >>64282628 >>64282629 >>64285111
>>64282342 (OP)
Why does he want it anyways? Why not just bomb it so nobody else can use it?
Anonymous No.64282438
>>64282358
Why would the taliban give a flying fuck about sanctions?
Anonymous No.64282467
>>64282436
it's close to china
Anonymous No.64282474
>>64282436
Anonymous No.64282477 >>64282490
>>64282342 (OP)
It's almost like he shouldn't have surrendered to the Taliban.
Anonymous No.64282490 >>64282496
>>64282477
that was Biden
Anonymous No.64282496 >>64283177
>>64282490
Nope.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States%E2%80%93Taliban_deal
Anonymous No.64282499
LMAO even.
Anonymous No.64282557
This is retarded
Anonymous No.64282572 >>64282608
>>64282342 (OP)
Geopolitics is too advanced for me. Militarily it doesn't seem that useful unless you want to bomb Iran
Anonymous No.64282608
>>64282572
Maybe Netanyahu ordered him to regain control of the base.
Anonymous No.64282628 >>64282692 >>64282804 >>64282821 >>64283271 >>64287245
>>64282436
Probably so that he can use it to bomb Iran, why he won't think Iran will missile rape it like they missile raped Israel is because he's a fucking retard.
Anonymous No.64282629 >>64282803 >>64283706
>>64282436
Israel wants more stuff bombed in that region
Anonymous No.64282692 >>64282771
>>64282628
>like they missile raped Israel
Yea, almost two dozen people died for most of their stockpile. Impressive stuff.
Anonymous No.64282771 >>64282812 >>64283271 >>64284933 >>64284975 >>64287375
>>64282692
>measure success in war by the number of innocent civilians you massacre
yup, its an isreali
Anonymous No.64282803 >>64282829 >>64282932 >>64283205
>>64282629
I've never had Peruvian food even though I've seen numerous eateries of the nationname. Is it good?
Anonymous No.64282804
>>64282628
>Iran missile rape American base instead of Israel
> ???
>Profit!
Anonymous No.64282812
>>64282771
Lol
Anonymous No.64282818
>>64282342 (OP)
>and hell knows what from the US left
I think they probably know exactly what was left.
Anonymous No.64282821
>>64282628
>why he won't think Iran will missile rape it like they missile raped Israel
Iran "missile raped" a US airbase in Qatar at the same time. One missile landed and there were no casualties.
Anonymous No.64282829 >>64283005 >>64283711
>>64282803
idk how do you feel about human soup
Anonymous No.64282874 >>64282900 >>64283004 >>64283189 >>64283362
It wouldn't shock me if the Taliban and the U.S. make nice and become friends in the future. They weren't really anti-American in the 1990s and they've had beef with Iran. Read some of the few journalists who went into the country and talked to them back then, they were big-time assholes but their attitude to America could be like, hey, that's also a religious country with people who like to ride horses...
Anonymous No.64282900 >>64282983
>>64282874
I think that's entirely dependent on how serious the Taliban are about stopping terrorism in their region.
Anonymous No.64282919 >>64282945 >>64282976
>>64282342 (OP)
Imagine losing your stronghold situated between your three biggest enemies, to a tribal militia no less. Embarrassing, truly pathetic.
Anonymous No.64282932 >>64282940
>>64282803
Yes, and you should try Inca Cola. My best friend is Peruvian, and I have never regretted eating at his place or the restaurants he has taken me to.
Anonymous No.64282940 >>64283722
>>64282932
Apparently it tastes like bubblegum? Shit I gotta find me some of this.
Anonymous No.64282945 >>64282957 >>64282984
>>64282919
Anonymous No.64282957 >>64282962 >>64282963 >>64282984 >>64283237
>>64282945
fuck off
Anonymous No.64282962
>>64282957
>False flagging this badly
Anonymous No.64282963 >>64283002
>>64282957
Anonymous No.64282976 >>64282984
>>64282919
You're brown
Anonymous No.64282983
>>64282900
>stopping terrorism
>implying the US cares about "terrorism"
>implying "terrorism" isn't just a word for "military action I don't like"
Anonymous No.64282984 >>64283096
>>64282945
>>64282957
>>64282976
Post kabul :)
Anonymous No.64283002
>>64282963
Anonymous No.64283004 >>64284953 >>64286395
>>64282874
They are honestly more natural allies than the retards and monsters we supported against them.

So long as we stop attacking them and trying to shove globohomo down their throat, I think they could prove useful.
Anonymous No.64283005
>>64282829
Fucking kek, saved. Fujimora did nothing wrong. RIP Chinochet.
Anonymous No.64283096 >>64283157
>>64282984
Post Mosque-ow
Anonymous No.64283157 >>64283189
>>64283096
>riding off the success of jihadists
Just when you thought westoids couldn't get anymore pathetic
Anonymous No.64283177 >>64283959 >>64287321
>>64282496
Happened iduring bidens term before they were actually supposed to leave thus the biden admin modified it
Anonymous No.64283189 >>64284953
>>64282874
The US is just Britain 2.0 in the region, the Afghani's are generally still positive towards Brits due to shared history and understanding of the threat of the USSR but they super hate Americans too, perhaps they can turn it around maybe on the Russia China angle, but I doubt it.
>>64283157
Seethe. Next door to a Russian police station and they didn't turn up for 40m to deal with just two gunmen lmfao utterly cucked nation.
>>64282342 (OP)
This is barely guns OP.
Anonymous No.64283205
>>64282803
Very underrated cuisine especially the seafood.
Anonymous No.64283237
>>64282957
Based.
Anonymous No.64283271 >>64283333 >>64283394
>>64282342 (OP)
>restarting the most unpopular war in American history

Tactical advantage?

Also, thank god Lord Miles didn’t live to see this

>>64282628
>>64282771

Listen here nigger. Everyone came out of the Iran-Israel War looking bad, but Iran by far got the worst of it. They so absolutely fucking thrashed that their Air Force was effectively destroyed on the ground and most of their generals got exploded while they were in their homes having orgies with Afghan dancing boys, not even having the dignity of a death on the field of battle.
Anonymous No.64283326
>>64282342 (OP)
Whats he gonna do, tariff poppy seeds?
Anonymous No.64283333
>>64283271
True
Anonymous No.64283362
>>64282874
>“The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan [the Taliban’s government] vehemently denounces the recent assaults carried out by the Israeli regime on Iranian soil, including the targeted killings of nuclear commanders and scientists, actions that flagrantly violate the core tenets of international law, notably the principles of national sovereignty and territorial integrity,” Mujahid stated on the Taliban’s official website, Al Emerah.

>Mujahid followed the criticism of the Israeli strikes by tying the conflict to Israel’s ongoing war against Hamas and its allies in the Gaza Strip following Palestinian terror groups’ assault on southern Israel on October 7, 2023.

>“These actions unfold at a time when the oppressed people of Palestine, particularly in Gaza, endure relentless and devastating assaults, with the occupying regime persisting in these activities in defiance of humanitarian and international norms,” Mujahid stated.

>The Taliban has voiced its support for Hamas, Iran’s proxy, since the October 7 attack. It routinely issues statements denouncing Israel and the military operation against the Gaza Strip [See LWJ report, “Taliban emir decries ‘Zionist assaults and acts of oppression’ in Gaza.”] However, it is rare for the Taliban to openly side with Iran in the international sphere.

Yea, Taliban aren't gonna be opening up anything to the US any time soon.
Anonymous No.64283393
>>64282342 (OP)
this should in theory not be to hard of a sell
afghanistan is wrecked and sanctioned to hell and back. the economy is in the gutter, they don't get any gibs from anyone and they even had famines because they can't buy grain.
so it's simple offer you allow us use of the base.
we recognize you as the legitimate government of afghanistan, lift the sanction, free frozen accounts and give you some gibs
the Taliban can sell it as the US crawling back on it's knees having to pay to use what they build as sign of just how much they beat them
Trump will just WE ARE BACK, BIDEN LEFT!!!!! but I made it so that WE have OUR airbase again. very good day for Israel and a very bad one for china
Anonymous No.64283394 >>64283655
>>64283271
What he died?
Anonymous No.64283655 >>64287337
>>64283394

Supposedly yeah

>doing a 40 day fast (no food of any kind, just water) livestream in Saudi Arabia
>passed out on Day 29
>got hospitalized
>hospital staff, being the dumb Arabs they are, gave him a glucose IV and he suffered a fatal case refeeding syndrome

Granted, the sole source for this is a literally who on Twitter, but given the fact that his 24 hour livestream is down and he hasn’t posted on social media since the news broke makes me suspect that it’s either an elaborate prank or is 100% true

https://x.com/Monarch/status/1968794957998899654
Anonymous No.64283706 >>64287366
>>64282629
¡Oh no!¡Los gringos se dieron cuenta! ¡Apágalo!
Anonymous No.64283711
>>64282829
Abimael Guzmán's demise pisses western lefties off like there is no tomorrow.
Anonymous No.64283722
>>64282940
It's supposed to be hierbaluisa and tropical fruits such as pineapple and the banan :< (we still beat Coca-Cola >:D)
Anonymous No.64283727
>>64282342 (OP)
They probably want him to so when he chickens out he leaves them even more high tech military equipment
Anonymous No.64283959 >>64287197
>>64283177
>sign terms of surrender
>gut all the infrastructure you had to keep troops in country
>next guys draws back the last 5000 troops
>"Hurr it's his fault."
Trump signed terms of surrender. He owns that, and he wants to surrender Ukraine to Russia and Taiwan to China. Your president is a pussy.
Anonymous No.64283975 >>64284941
>>64282342 (OP)
Fuck it, let the Taliban keep it. They earned it.
Anonymous No.64284933
>>64282771
They’re physically incapable of hiding their bloodlust.
Anonymous No.64284941
>>64283975
What did they do to earn it?
Anonymous No.64284953
>>64283004
>natural allies
Absolutely retarded

>>64283189
>Afghanis
They are called Afghans
Anonymous No.64284975
>>64282771
>shoot at Israel indiscriminately
>achieve nothing and cry to the UN when you get BTFO by return fire
Muslims can't into war
Anonmous No.64284989
>>64282342 (OP)
Lets say I take it in a stroke of genius.

3 years later, one of my guys turns up dead.
6 months after that, one of our supplies gets blown up.

What the fuck do I do. Go into Afghanistan & investigate? Escalate?

Fuck that, better to leave.
There better be a goddamn good geopolitical reason why we want that base; but I already know there isnt cause these guys are fucking morons.
Anonymous No.64285111
>>64282436
Next door to Chinese Area 51 + Los Alamos
Anonymous No.64286370 >>64286385 >>64286418 >>64286756
first mutts run from afganistan in total chaos after 20 years of circus, now they beg for crumbs
this shit is just so fucking funny
Anonymous No.64286385 >>64286400
>>64286370
Pray describe this "circus"
Anonymous No.64286395
>>64283004
>They are honestly more natural allies than the retards and monsters we supported against them.
Seriously. The ANA was a bunch of kid diddling faggots.
Anonymous No.64286400
>>64286385
why, you know full well what I mean
Anonymous No.64286418 >>64286442 >>64286937
>>64286370
>Some dude talks shit
>You beat the shit out of him for 20 years, but even though you're fully capable of killing him and grinding him into paste so fine that no one would ever even remember he existed, you hold back
>You eventually get bored and move on
>Some faggot liberal who was watching the whole thing starts telling everyone you lost because you left.
Faggot.
Anonymous No.64286442 >>64287217
>>64286418
yeah, sure
sank trillions, did not achieve official or any other goal, established an elaborate system to obfuscate the failure, ran in hilarious chaos
be happy you can (?) afford such blunders
Anonymous No.64286756 >>64286896
>>64286370
>first mutts run from afghanistan
walked out for political reasons while taliban sat and waited doing nothing because they were scared lol.
>20 years of circus
you mean 20 years of absolutely dunking on retards uncontested with minimal losses and even killing damn near every insurgent in the country, only for it to fail because they were not allowed to also invade the country neighbouring afghanistan that kept refilling the country with sandals.

it's actually impressive how retarded thirdies are, a country literally sits on some other country's neck uncontested for 20 years, then leaves of it's own volition, and thirdies dream up this entire theater and fantasy spectacle where the brave taliban are shooting americans left and right and breaking through their lines, forcing them to turn heel and flee the country.
then, they take it a step further and go
hmmmm, according to this fantasy scenario in my head, american soldiers got beaten in a pitched battle for the whole country and annihalated, so therefore sandals > american army.

wait, my shitty thirdie army doesn't just have sandals, it has 80's body armour, even some apc's, surely this means we could easily beat those weak amerimutts!

this is the world they live in, this is how their little minds churn and accumulate falsehoods.
Anonymous No.64286769
America/Trump doesn't want it but Israel does

What Israel wants, America will do everything to get it for them

Like Jordan, Qatar and Saudi Arabia they won't do shit
Anonymous No.64286896 >>64287100
>>64286756
>half coherent mutt peasant sabre rattling
sank trillions
goals not achieved
elaborate system to obfuscate failure
ran in chaos
>but muh k/d ratio
you mutts switch so easily from "nobody compares" to "poorest countires on earth are our peers so we deserve credit for beating them effortlessly" and back again
eternal underdogs
Anonymous No.64286937 >>64286966
>>64286418
The goal was to establish a pro-Western government backed by the Afghan National Army. The goal WAS NOT to enact wanton destruction of every goatherder with an AK-47.
You guys keep forgetting your reddit-tier military analysis can be instantly contradicted by the fact that KABUL FELL IN THREE FUCKING DAYS, THE AMERICANS DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO LEAVE BEFORE THE CITY FELL
Anonymous No.64286966
>>64286937
>goal WAS NOT to enact wanton destruction of every goatherder with an AK-47
inb4 ackshually...
imagine how happy US military leadership would have been had they known
Anonymous No.64287050
Why do sandniggers make such awful soldiers? Even by thirdie standards their discipline and skills are dogshit. The only times in the last ~200 years they have been militarily successful is when they form underground militias and strap bombs to their chests. Any time they attempt to form an organised conventional army it always ends up being a corrupt vatnik-tier shitshow that either has to be bailed out by a superpower or ends with their troops getting their necks sliced on live TV.
Anonymous No.64287074
>>64282358
Sanctions would require real trade links to exist in the first place.
Anonymous No.64287080 >>64287223
>control + f "Israel"
>15 results
Obsessed.
Anonymous No.64287100 >>64287178
>>64286896
>half-coherent m-mutt
the usage of the word mutt by thirdies is also funny.
you are 100% brown, you're self-owning every time you call anyone a mutt, because you're calling them whiter than you lol.
>sank trillions
that went right back into the american economy
>goals not achieved
doesn't matter, that's not the conversation we were having, we were talking about your delusion of the US army losing a battle, which didn't happen.
>ran in chaos
it didn't though, which is where the whole delusion part comes in, you live in a fantasy world, which is why you're going to get crushed again, because by virtue of living in a fantasy world thirdies don't know how to do proper cost-benefit analysis and make the mistaken assumption that they'll be the one to break the cycle of getting assraped by a western army.
>poorest countries on earth are our peers
nobody ever said that, another strawman you created inside your own head
>so we deserve credit
no, it's par for the course that they got assraped, but once again, your thirdiebrain turns this into
>w-well, they were weaker than us, so surely WE could win against the US.
no, you also couldn't lol.
>eternal underdogs
they are in the sense that they do all this impressive military stuff while generally minimizing civilian casualties and not being all around subhumans like russians and other thirdie armies. i guess being morally superior kind of gives that underdog effect.

also
>m-muh k/d ratio doesn't matter
oh right, i forgot, third worlders don't value human life, they basically treat themselves as less than human, so if 2000 thirdies die to kill an american you consider it a great victory that the americans should be ashamed of.
Anonymous No.64287178 >>64287187 >>64287329
>>64287100
>stop saying mutt, please, for your own sake!
thank you for your concern, mutt, but I'm Polish
>went back into the economy
this is so funny, in your mind the abstract tokens are what matters, not the underlying activity, nothing lost if tokens did not leave the system
I only skimmed the rest, sorry, you are beneath me
Anonymous No.64287187 >>64287193
>>64287178
>I'm Polish
Anonymous No.64287193 >>64287231
>>64287187
cope and a concession
Anonymous No.64287197
>>64283959
100%

Person you’re replying to is either a “my president is a god and can do no wrong” or a instigator. Trump threw our troops under the bus like he has in both terms.
Anonymous No.64287217
>>64286442
They killed Bin Laden. That was the goal.
Anonymous No.64287223
>>64287080
They really do be like that.
Anonymous No.64287225 >>64287230 >>64287233
>>64246310
>>64246310
>>64246310

All current events go in /pol/
Anonymous No.64287230 >>64287272
>>64287225
It hasn't even happened yet.
Anonymous No.64287231 >>64287298
>>64287193
Yes, admitting to being Polish is a concession.
Anonymous No.64287233 >>64287264 >>64287264
>>64287225
You already got banned in that Ukraine thread for posting this. Quit evading.
Anonymous No.64287245
>>64282628
>Iran missile raped Israel
Anonymous No.64287264 >>64287341
>>64287233
>>64287233
>that Ukraine thread
First of all please narrow it down
Second of all the only thing I have gotten a warning for the past week has been “complaining about the moderation” and “offtopic” in the milsurp thread, which I did do. I accept that.
Third, posts being removed do not mean a ban has occurred.
I’m not impersonating anybody. I’m not breaking any rules. I’m linking the sticky that mods posted.
Anonymous No.64287272
>>64287230
Screencap threads should be at least autoSage across most of the whole site
Anonymous No.64287298 >>64287727
>>64287231
I think you are currently seething and will say whatever you need to cope
Anonymous No.64287300
>>64282342 (OP)
Oh god.
3 day special air base operation.
Anonymous No.64287321
>>64283177
>so sycophantic to daddy Trump that he blames Biden for things Trump did
did your father raise you to be this weak and feminine?
Anonymous No.64287329 >>64287420
>>64287178
>i'm polish
of course you are, brownoid.
>failed economy 101
yeah, i bet you think people shoot suitcases full of cash into space as well when a rocket is launched.
Anonymous No.64287337
>>64283655
I thought he was dead when the Taliban was posting "He is playing Team Fortress 2 and eating pizza and having the time of his life" or something after he hadn't been heard from in months.
Anonymous No.64287341 >>64287376
>>64287264
nta but you are a fucking dickhead
Anonymous No.64287366
>>64283706
Top Kek
Anonymous No.64287375
>>64282771
So what else did they accomplish anon?
Anonymous No.64287376 >>64287423
>>64287341
No. I’m glad I have the ammunition to send /pol/spam back to /pol/. I’m tired of 2 years of warspam and orangeman
Anonymous No.64287420 >>64287454
>>64287329
>you CANT be Polish
mutts on this board are impressively consistent at not being able to handle this information
>economy 101
read what I wrote again, you can comprehend it, I believe in you
Anonymous No.64287423 >>64287428
>>64287376
>2 years of warspam
It’s closer to 4 years now.
Anonymous No.64287428
>>64287423
Yes, just ignore the 10+ years of armatard and co.
Anonymous No.64287454 >>64287488
>>64287420
i'm not a mutt though, but i am actually white, unlike you.
>not the underlying activity
we were mainly talking about you having weird fantasies where the US lost a fight, which didn't happen.
hope you get over these delusions, but you probably never will.
>b-but i wasn't talking about the money
you mentioned it as a important point of argument, and i demolished that point, then you got angry.
Anonymous No.64287488 >>64287718
>>64287454
>still dead set on tokens leaving or not leaving the system, pretending (?) to not understand what "wasting money" means
oh mutt, you really should learn how to pick your battles
>US did NOT lose a fight
k, you keep repeating this, but I wrote:
sank trillions
goals not achieved
elaborate system to obfuscate failure
ran in chaos
closing this tab, bye bye
Anonymous No.64287515
>have infinite historical examples of why letting state and market forces meme you into hating a group of people is pretty retarded
>have your parents and their parents of examples of how to not economy
>still be retarded, still do economy wrong
>get got by the same think of the kids stuff
>post offtopic politics in /k/
if this sounds like you, you should save us all the trouble and kill yourself.
Anonymous No.64287718
>>64287488
>doesn't understand that there is no such thing as "wasting money" when it goes back into the economy
like i said, you don't actually understand basic economics.
>ran in chaos
they didn't though
>closing this tab
haha, pretending aloofness at this late stage is kind of a fool's errand, you're mad that your fantasies weren't appreciated, and your feels/vibes based view of the world is incoherent.
Anonymous No.64287727
>>64287298
>kurwa bobr kielbasa pierogi
Whatever man
Anonymous No.64287737
>>64282342 (OP)
Gas.