Thread 64284008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o01D2c9B9bc

One of you made a post about a star wars parody of a /pol/ Ukraine happening threat. I voiced it and threw it on my channel; inspired by /k/

>>64284008 (OP)

>3-parsec SMO

it's like calling it the three-mile war, which on further thought is a pretty sick name for a conflict that ended in utter failure.

>>64284008 (OP)
>mfw my copypasta gets its own video

>>64284157

That was part of the joke silly. No one can agree on whether it's a measurement of time or distance.

>>64284983
its funny how many pieces of star wars lore are based on some random bullshit george lucas gave 3 seconds of thought back in the 70s

>>64284008 (OP)
mmm, that's soldiering!

>>64284983
>No one can agree on whether it's a measurement of time or distance.
But that's patently wrong. A parsec is a unit of length, and perfectly defined as such.
What some dude on coke in the 70s thought it was or could be is entirely irrelevant.

>>64284988
Most of it beyond the surface is thanks to the TTRPG autists at West End Games. Threw me for a loop when Andor had "Parkin Tarkin" referenced which comes from the WEG Rebel sourcebook

Just had a thought, if the clones are buttraping each other doesn't that mean its incest?

>>64284008 (OP)
i hate these niggers so much. they fish for funny posts here and make a fortune out of it. once i saw one of my posts being screenshotted on reddit having over 10k likes. they're fucking parasites man.

>>64284983
>No one can agree on whether it's a measurement of time or distance
Well no one in star wars can, because the writers are too retarded to fucking google it.

"The parsec (symbol: pc) is a unit of length used to measure the large distances to astronomical objects outside the Solar System, approximately equal to 3.26 light-years or 206,265 astronomical units (AU), i.e. 30.9 trillion kilometres (19.2 trillion miles)"

>>64285386
>Why would anyone brag about pathfinding? Must be the writer making a mistake
Let me guess, you think Han shot first, too.

>>64285263

idk, check Rule 34 tags for "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (no, I'm not doing it for you because the show is cringe).

>not fagloni clone wars intro narrator
you had one job

>>64285425
>TCW narrator describing Filoni being violently gang-raped by clone troopers

>>64285477
>Have you heard of the tragedy the Dave Filoni the hack?
>Thought not, its not a tale Disney will tell you
>Filoni was a creative so versed in wookieepedia articles that he could save shows from certain rape
>He had such knowledge of legends lore that he could string fans along to think he knew what he was doing with his creations
>He eventually became shilled so much that the only thing he was afraid of was releasing flop after flop which of course he did
>Unfortunately the fans grew wise to him being a tard and so decided to assrape him to death in his sleep
>Ironic, he could save others asses from rape but not himself

>>64285424
>spamming pedo meme
cringe

>>64285269
>he admits to browsing R*ddit

>>64285397
>Let me guess, you think Han shot first, too.
He did, like any true man would. Most basic rule of self defense: shoot first.

>>64285807
ackshually i found it on google images, which led me to the reddit url

>clone troopers sucking each other off
I mean, my own twin...

>>64284983
damn it none of my copypastas get a video

>>64285875
if it's a clone then it's either incest of masturbation, it depends on your Rabbi

>>64284008 (OP)

kino

>>64285813
Full agreement on the ethical side, but also you need to watch the movie again.
https://youtu.be/PjGZ8ABEFhI
Observe the amount of noise going around, and compare it to any case of a single shot being fired in the film.
https://youtu.be/4FSV8w1UoZA
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o55YFW29bdE

That's not one shot, there's too much audio for that. Also observe the other instance of the DL-44 firing in Hope:
https://youtu.be/1U7sAAcYzA0

They fucking cowboy dueled it. Always have.

>>64284988
Wookiepedia is perhaps one of the finest examples of what happens when fiction is treated like religion

>>64286685

I'm sorry, but there's basically no way Greedo could have fucking missed Han from across a table unless he did it on purpose, which wouldn't make any sense either since Han Solo already had a reputation for being something of a gunslinger, so Greedo would have every reason to assume that he was armed.

>>64285261
Andor's ability to be a completely played straight adult drama while casually dropping nods to the Infinite Empire, WEG sourcebooks or having a story continue in an episode of a kids' cartoon a decade ago is truly wild and needs to be studied.

>>64285397
>holy shit he did the glorp run in 27 gleep globs.
What units of meassurement is a gleep glob? Length or time? You absolute copelord.

>>64286889
Considering that exact scene, I'm surprised they didn't just retcon the parsec thing and tried to give it a reasonable explaination in the new ones

>>64286899
Thing is it doesn't even need a retcon. He's just a scoundrel talking shit to try and get a job. He can just be wrong.

>>64286899

Sometimes I wonder if George Lucas chose to leave certain aspects of the movies unexplained in further editions purely because he found the debate over them amusing.

>>64285261
>"Parkin Tarkin"
Kek.

>>64286808
The first disney star wars that respected the source material and the first disney star wars that was actually good. Weird that. I wonder how they snuck it past the execs.

>>64286907
I mean he's still a space shit pilot. He really should know what a parsec actually is.

>>64286914
>George has been playing 5d chess all along
Jesus christ. He just threw in some technical mumbo jumbo and google didn't exist yet.

>>64286924
I think what's arguably more important is that it's not also obsessed with the source material. It's confident enough to do its own thing and trusts that the audience can go 45 seconds without smashing together action figures of things you recognise or redoing a scene with the details mixed around a little bit. Respectful but not fixated on.

>>64286808
Its the definitive example of what Disney Wars should have been, ffs the ""sequels""" could have slotted into post fate of the jedi with only minor nods to prior works while focusing on whatever the fuck they wanted to do

>>64286938
Sometimes bringing in people who aren't superfans of a property is better for it than bringing in people who live and breathe it.

>>64286924
>The ONLY disney star wars that respected the source material
is Rogue One
period

>>64285875
>>64285263
>>64286145
>The Clone Song
>By: Isaac Asimov

Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And after it's grown,
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

(Chorus)
Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.

Oh, give me a clone,
Is my sorrowful moan,
A clone that is wholly my own.
And if she's X-X,
And the feminine sex,
Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone.

(Chorus)

My heart's not of stone,
As I've frequently shone
When alone with my own little X.
And after we've dined,
I am sure we will find
Better incest then Oedipus Rex.

(Chorus)

Why should such sex vex,
Or disturb or perplex,
Or induce a disparaging tone?
After all, don't you see,
Since we're both of us me,
When we're having sex, I'm alone.

(Chorus)

And after I'm done
She will still have her fun,
For I'll clone myself twice ere I die.
And this time without fail,
They'll be both of them male,
And they'll each ravage her by and by.

(Chorus)

>>64287066
>066

>>64287059
>Rogue one
Being a shit movie is not very respectful to the source material.

>>64284157
>it's like calling it the three-mile war
in the Three Mile Island sense?

>>64286138
My copy pastas don’t even get (you)‘s

>>64287066
>It's real

Kek

>>64286685

I find Han's fumbling kinda funny given that per Solo he was originally an Imperial Navy pilot cadet, then got transferred to the Army infantry after court-martial, even hit Corporal before he deserted on Mimban. Think he'd have figured out at least the basics of believably bullshitting his NCOs given he made it that far.

>>64287424
Eh, he's been years out and it was the Army. Trying to bullshit the NCO is a bit harder when you're dealing with not just a Stormtrooper outfit, but the motherfucking 501st out of all of them. Stick up the ass about protocol doesn't begin to describe it when you're in the one unit where disciplinary issues can potentially land on Vaders personal desk.

>>64285263
It’s selfcest since they’re clones of Jango Fett.

>>64286889
>>64286899
The bullshit fanon cope I've always heard is that the kessel run is some extremely dangerous route where anyone can take the safe long way around. Like a mountain climber bragging that they took a direct route that goes straight up a sheer cliff face, which maybe wasn't even faster but shows more ability.

>>64287468
>fanon
Yeah, just keep pretending that Lucas isn't the origin point, I'm sure you'll convince someone eventually.

>>64284157
>>64287144
In the "it took ziggers four years and thousands of men to advance three miles into enemy territory (that used to be theirs)" sense

>>64284157
it's a joke because episode 4 infamously used parsec as a measure of time