Thread 64339989

Since we're now in "holiday season " I wanted to reach out to everyone and see if there were people still interested in participating this year. Last couple years have gone smoothly and I have a pretty good list of people who have been good Santas, and a naughty list of course.

Still got the same email as last year, S G T S A N T A 4 2 @ G M A I L, anyone interested in helping organize the event should reach out. I think what's realistic based on the last two-year is to have 2 rounds for U.S.A. and another round for international, shipping deadlines by Dec 1 (will definitely be there for /k/mas) and Dec 15 for USA and Dec 1 for international. Tiers will be based on the minimum amount spent, at $0 $20, $50, 100$+. If there are enough people to do something like 250+, that can probably be arranged (really only need 2 people).

I'm excited to spread some more /K/hristmas-y goodness, delicious Eastern European chocolates and milsurp, and maybe, just maybe, another knildo.

Never have and probably never will, but I respect the spirit

>>64339989 (OP)
Are you able to push the international to mid November?
I've had multiple years where EU and Australian customs have held packages in gulag for 4 weeks or more because they're gigafaggots....
I miss BigBoss and the old santa website...

>>64339989 (OP)
Can I be a faggit and ask how this works exactly? Its been going on too long to be a scam and as a need I could flip $100 on a nice gift exchange. Ive always avoided this shit but I'm kinda interested now.

>>64339989 (OP)
>Since we're now in "holiday season "
Too early, you retarded fucking mongoloid! Who do you work for, Macy's? Wait until AFTER Thanksgiving, the traditional Black Friday start of the Holiday season. Are you listening to Bing Crosby ALEEADY? NO? THEN WAIT, CONSUMER FAGGOT.

>>64339989 (OP)

Fuck yeah id be down to send someone some german surprise pack. Before im gonna send you some e-mail tho i'd rather just wait a bit to see if it will run like this. Last year was a bit confusing.

>maybe, just maybe, another knildo.
The weight of my prior actions keeps haunting me with the intent to do greater. Currently injured but i'll see what i can do.

>>64340945
I miss the website too, sgt santa is a sexy organizer tho

>>64341382
Some of us send 10kg+ parcels from the other side of the fkn globe you turbonigger...
Said boxes plastered with the most heinous memeslop known to mankind....
Parcels that end up in Customs limbo because of their utterly based nature. If you've been a top tier participant in years past you'd know this.
This crap gets organized on the back end months before december rolls around.
>>64341388
>Ironic digits
I hate germoid customs the most.

>>64341570
>>64340945
To be fair, at this point it would just feel wrong to me if any of my parcels would get to me before mid january. A delayed gift has its own charm to it.

Fuck yeah. Last year’s was pretty fun.

>>64340945
Yea that can definitely be arranged, my experience has been a late rush of people around the posted deadlines and just after, setting a mid-November would still give another 2 weeks for people who want to do international.

>>64341999
Checked

>>64341367
You wouldn't be here if you weren't a fag, and I'd be happy to explain. People send in their shipping info and a minimum dollar amount to spend, as well as a wishlist and a "absolutely cannot have sent to me list". I start pairing people up right away, and give you each others emails to hammer out the particulars. There used to be a much more tech-competent crew that had a website and everything, but theybwent M.I.A. a couple years ago. Last year we had about 25 people participate from all over the world, and as far as I know only one person got goosed (I'm coming back for you man)


>>64341382
Damn man were not even into the real threads yet and we already have out first grinchnigger


>>64340945
I miss them too, flawless execution and beautiful UI


>>64341570
Nice to see so many people understand the situation


>>64341885
Thats the spirit!

>use both nigger and faggot in a post
>this is the captcha
I'm taking this as a sign this year shall be blessed with many cool and disgusting things, custom art, and possibly even an NFA transfer...

>>64342588
Checked again, 2 dubs and a trips, were celebrating big this year

>>64342599
:)

I'm down to do it again.
Kinda got half-Grinched last year. I got one parcel but a second one that was promised never did arrive.

Anyway, put me in Coach.
residentwumbologist@gmail.com

>>64342878
Nice, this guy has been solid, already had someone with their own 2A company wanting to participate. I love it when a plan comes together...

>>64342900
I work in the industry too, so this year I can throw in a few goodies from my company.

>>64341570
>Parcels that end up in Customs limbo
I hope you GET TARIFFED.

>>64342999
YOU DON'T DESERVE THOSE DUBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Germanigger Customs ALWAYS try when I send shit to Doucheland or one of its surrounding satellite countries since most of the mail seems to fly in there then road freight out,,, with CH being the exception somehow.
>>64342586
Legend, yeah that 2 week extra time window seems to work well with international participants. I'll swing you an email when I'm done waging. Been collecting things all year for a nice big mailing box of goodies.

+1 europoor bump

Might participate again this year, been doing so for the past four, but man is it kind of a pain to try and be as thoughtful and creative as possible in the amount of time given. Paired with /a/'s event it takes a huge chunk of time during the holidays.

Bump for /k/ulture

the

I was the /out/ coordinator a few years ago.
turn out was so low i decided to just not try the next year.
anyway, big boss sent me some files for the sekretsanta website (f), if they can be put to use let me know.
otherwise, i'm willing to sign up if santa needs some elves.

>>64350705
good to see he's still around, he went dark for a while there and a few of us were concerned

>>64346402
Don't feel obligated to go beyond the $0 minimum and just maim someone something weird and remotely k related, or even just a postcard. It's all about making sure as many anons get to participate in some way.

>>64350705
That would be of great use to someone who actually understands computators, I'm just a dumb ass whose skills do not lay in tech. Regardless, please sign up.


So far I have
Mailing Name: preferably real, or real sounding
Mailing Address: can be P.O. Box if necessary, including AP/AE (counts as USA)
Tiers : (minimum USD values) $0, $20, $50, $100+ (will do higher if there is demand for it, only opening that to past participants for now)
Wishlist: what kinds of gifts you like, and clothing size is also super helpful as a lot of guys send milsurp clothes; provide measurements in either inches (in.), centimeters (cm), or US Size S, M, L, and for most of you 5XL.
ANTI-wishlist: things that are absolutely not allowed in your state/country, things that could get you in trouble with authorities or worse, family.
Whatcha Got: have you been a good Santa and been squirelling away goodies for SS2K25? Let me know what you got, there is a good chance someone will have it in their wishlist.
Random Stuff: anything else worth knowing about customs for your country, any ethnic rivalries i can help mitigate by the transfer of goodies and sweets, if you're Christian and want a Christian match, or specifically DONT want to match with a Christian.

Is there anything I'm missing? Let me know what else to require. It helps TREMENDOUSLY in matching people quickly and with the best fit. The sooner you enter, the sooner you are matched, and the more /k/hristmas cheer is spread.

S G T S A N T A 4 2 @ G M A I L for entries and inquiries.

Hey Sarge,

Was a n00b last year, but I do not think that I can participate this year as my father is going to have some eye surgery done as he cannot see an object 20 yards away now. It is going to be quite a lot of time helping him between now (yesterday, actually) and Thanksgiving, but it is still early yet, so things can change, but I will be on the later side in joining

Hopefully this year will be a smash hit.

Send my regards to Ahab (thanks for the gifts last year, been having a lot of fun with the stuff from last year) and Wendigohunter.

-Florida MP

>>64342878
I wondered where you had gone off to. I have not seen your name in a while.

>Captcha: SH4DY

>>64351910
Glad you liked the stuff. Were you my main target or did me and Wendi go in together to get you stuff? And if so, what was it? Last year seems so far away.

>>64351297
Sarge, check your email. I sent you a little something.

>>64354028
Main target, I believe.

If my memory serves me right, you and Wendi got together for Sarge after he forgot putting himself on the list. I just remember the two of you being the most active in the Se/k/ret Santa threads.

>>64351297
Can we just raid the milsurp closet and send that? Ive got lots of extras and doubles of stuff thanks to kstore gumballs and i need to get rid of some of it.

We've been waiting for this all year. It's truly the best time of the year.

Just signed up.
Hope to see a big turnout this year.

bumping.

>>64351910
I post anonymously most of the time, but I'm still pretty active.

Just signed up. If you’re still here Crow I hope you like the Soviet KZ suit

Bump

Bumping

Interested, I missed out last year due to stuff but Ive been hoping to get back into it. $250+ tier is fun to shop around for, I really had fun the two years I did it.

bumperino

bump

Bump

>>64339989 (OP)
What do /k/ommandos on here usually give for the $0 tier?

>>64362526
kek I guess spent cartridges for reloader anons

>>64359954
>$250
Damn. Respect

Same email as last year Sarge?

Survive

bamp

Where is everyone?

>>64368875
they all left because every thread is full of war shills and troons

>>64369093
Or maybe it's because it's a Christmas thread in October?

>>64339989 (OP)
Where Boss? Where Santas helper?

Cant wait until the official kick off. Will be doing the $100 tier this year.

>>64369577
He will R E T V R N

Thanksgiving doesn't stand a chance, let the eggnog flow /k/omrades

bump, anyone gotten a reply from sarge yet?

>>64372978
Nope, Ahab and I were working on a site to run the shebang this year. Sarge or us or both, though, the show will go on.

>>64373207
Man I’d love to replicate this pic someday..

+1

>>64369326
This
Get back to me next month

>>64376989
Unfortunately, international anons need weeks of lead time for shipping

>>64372978
no, and he better not be grinching

>>64382032
>sarge
>grinching
Perish the thought

>>64339989 (OP)
First timer here, definitely interested in the 50$ and 100$ rounds.

How about an european only round?
And concerning the technical aspect, why not just use google forms?
I am thinking about helping but what kind of help would even be needed in organizing the event?

Survive

>>64385410
I believe in past events, as well as other 4chan secret santas, there's usually been an option to only ship domestically, which for EU Euros meant inside the EU.

is the hype dead?

>>64390543
It’s OCTOBER dude

>>64390549
DONT YELL AT ME!
i'm sensitive.
and yea, youre right. i'm basing my bias on /a/'s secret santa.